FabSwingers.com forum: Best bio's on fab

By *razygoals OP Man
over a year ago

Dundalk

So I just came across this one (probably not the best phrasing for this website lol) and had to share...for all the crap bio's on here some do make me laugh, in a good way...wait, just realised it may not be okay to post somebody else's link up here, can someone advise before I do, thanks

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

"So I just came across this one (probably not the best phrasing for this website lol) and had to share...for all the crap bio's on here some do make me laugh, in a good way...wait, just realised it may not be okay to post somebody else's link up here, can someone advise before I do, thanks "

Dont do it !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bio is crap

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

"My bio is crap

Harsh but true

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

You'll take a trip to the naughty step if you name or share a profile on here.

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin

"My bio is crap

Your bio is short and witty

What kind of mickey do you take to birthdays and BBQs?

Asking for a friend

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By *razygoals OP Man
over a year ago

Dundalk

I had no intent to shame anybody, quite the opposite, it was such a good bio I wanted to share was all...but thanks for the advise..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My bio is crap

Harsh but true

I embrace my crapness

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By *razygoals OP Man
over a year ago

Dundalk

All I will say is it reads like a dinner menu and it's a fuckin brilliant read lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My bio is crap

Your bio is short and witty

What kind of mickey do you take to birthdays and BBQs?

Asking for a friend

You are easily entertained

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"All I will say is it reads like a dinner menu and it's a fuckin brilliant read lol"

I wonder does it taste as good as it reads?

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"I had no intent to shame anybody, quite the opposite, it was such a good bio I wanted to share was all...but thanks for the advise.."

I said name or share never said shame

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"All I will say is it reads like a dinner menu and it's a fuckin brilliant read lol"

Like ours

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"All I will say is it reads like a dinner menu and it's a fuckin brilliant read lol

I wonder does it taste as good as it reads?

Even better

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"All I will say is it reads like a dinner menu and it's a fuckin brilliant read lol

I wonder does it taste as good as it reads?

Even better

Are ye on deliveroo or is it sit down only

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.

I change mine every few days.

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

Bios are very important . I broke a rule of a lifetime because of a funny one

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"All I will say is it reads like a dinner menu and it's a fuckin brilliant read lol

I wonder does it taste as good as it reads?

Even better

Are ye on deliveroo or is it sit down only "

Ger, did you not read the profile

... have you ever read the reviews on Deliveroo

We could never lower ourselves to those standards (shhhh, I'll meet ya tonight, local AppleGreen)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont read many anymore to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All I will say is it reads like a dinner menu and it's a fuckin brilliant read lol

Like ours

Yours is brilliant. I'd say that's the one he's talking about because I haven't seen another like it.

Only question I have is can you order seconds?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All I will say is it reads like a dinner menu and it's a fuckin brilliant read lol

Like ours

Yours is one of the funniest on here.

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"All I will say is it reads like a dinner menu and it's a fuckin brilliant read lol

I wonder does it taste as good as it reads?

Even better

Are ye on deliveroo or is it sit down only

Ger, did you not read the profile

... have you ever read the reviews on Deliveroo

We could never lower ourselves to those standards (shhhh, I'll meet ya tonight, local AppleGreen)

I don’t pay much heed to reviews, must make a reservation for the future and make up my own mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All I will say is it reads like a dinner menu and it's a fuckin brilliant read lol

Like ours

As soon as he mentioned a menu I thought of your profile - it is brilliant to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know she won't mind me mentioning her profile but Isserly Jones profile is a thrilling read and it's hilarious just like she is in real life. You meet people here that don't match their bio but she's even funnier in real life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know she won't mind me mentioning her profile but Isserly Jones profile is a thrilling read and it's hilarious just like she is in real life. You meet people here that don't match their bio but she's even funnier in real life "

Agreed. I suspect she's a writer of some kind in her professional life

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"All I will say is it reads like a dinner menu and it's a fuckin brilliant read lol

Like ours

Yours is brilliant. I'd say that's the one he's talking about because I haven't seen another like it.

Only question I have is can you order seconds?

We want to leave you wanting more

so there'll be just enough but the craving and longing will linger

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"All I will say is it reads like a dinner menu and it's a fuckin brilliant read lol

Like ours

Yours is one of the funniest on here. "

Thank you, very generous compliment

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"All I will say is it reads like a dinner menu and it's a fuckin brilliant read lol

I wonder does it taste as good as it reads?

Even better

Are ye on deliveroo or is it sit down only

Ger, did you not read the profile

... have you ever read the reviews on Deliveroo

We could never lower ourselves to those standards (shhhh, I'll meet ya tonight, local AppleGreen)

I don’t pay much heed to reviews, must make a reservation for the future and make up my own mind

Making up your own mind may not be permitted

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"All I will say is it reads like a dinner menu and it's a fuckin brilliant read lol

Like ours

As soon as he mentioned a menu I thought of your profile - it is brilliant to be fair

Just like us

Thank you all for your compliments. I'm flattered

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By *adhatter and coCouple
over a year ago

Middle of mayo n peaceful tranquility

Pictures speak louder than words .

My excuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All I will say is it reads like a dinner menu and it's a fuckin brilliant read lol

I wonder does it taste as good as it reads?

Even better

Are ye on deliveroo or is it sit down only

Ger, did you not read the profile

... have you ever read the reviews on Deliveroo

We could never lower ourselves to those standards (shhhh, I'll meet ya tonight, local AppleGreen)

Lol, aswell i couldn't Lower my standard of cycling to their cyclists shocking all together. They are still cycling the same as when they were taught as a child.

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By *ettaManMan
over a year ago

Kerry and Dublin

"Bios are very important . I broke a rule of a lifetime because of a funny one "

What was the rule?

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By *man79Man
over a year ago

newry dundalk. warrenpoint

I have one but don’t need it because I’m Bman79

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By *razygoals OP Man
over a year ago

Dundalk

Haha so you did, apologies for my dyslexic brain

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Mine must be ok someone else stole it

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By *razygoals OP Man
over a year ago

Dundalk

Yes it was most definitely yours

was going to tell you in pm but your settings wouldn't let me...glad you've seen this though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine must be ok someone else stole it

Look it suited me perfectly and I'm lazy...sue me

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"Bios are very important . I broke a rule of a lifetime because of a funny one

What was the rule?"

I ll pm you

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Mine must be ok someone else stole it

Look it suited me perfectly and I'm lazy...sue me"

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"Bios are very important . I broke a rule of a lifetime because of a funny one

What was the rule?

I ll pm you "

Filters filters everywhere

Basically as a rule I don’t invite anyone younger than me to a party (as opposed to a social) and especially not anyone in their 30s or 20s

But a funny bio broke the rule and it ll probably be broken again

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By *razygoals OP Man
over a year ago

Dundalk

"All I will say is it reads like a dinner menu and it's a fuckin brilliant read lol

Like ours

Yes it was most definitely yours was going to tell you in pm but your settings wouldn't let me...glad you've seen this though

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"All I will say is it reads like a dinner menu and it's a fuckin brilliant read lol

Like ours

Yes it was most definitely yours was going to tell you in pm but your settings wouldn't let me...glad you've seen this though "

Compliment much appreciated

. I feel like we got some free advertising

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By *razygoals OP Man
over a year ago

Dundalk

"Compliment much appreciated

. I feel like we got some free advertising

Seems like most already knew the profile anyway lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ao much work put into bios and so few read past the headline

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By *razygoals OP Man
over a year ago

Dundalk

"Ao much work put into bios and so few read past the headline"

I always read em....same with tinder...no bio is pretty much saying you have no personality to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We do well on the bio writing

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

There was a couple of lads from cyavan here a while back, a right couple of bios they were too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a couple of lads from cyavan here a while back, a right couple of bios they were too. "

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By *ewrideMan
over a year ago

Some bios on here let me tell you

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