FabSwingers.com forum: Chat up lines

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's your best or worst chat up lines?

Are you a horse? No?

Can I ride you anyways

Keep them coming in plz

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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago

kildare

did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven...

* me walks away*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Are you a lion? No

Cause I can see you lying in my bed tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meter man

“Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.”

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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago

kildare

"Meter man

“Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.”

bahahahaha this I liked

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chat up lines make me laugh so much. I'm gonna be glued to this thread today

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Are you Google?

Cause you have everything ive been searching for

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Are you a rachet....cause you just made my nuts tighten

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By *ollybirdWoman
over a year ago

east Cork

I love your tits. Can I milk them

I mean wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your best or worst chat up lines?

Are you a horse? No?

Can I ride you anyways

Keep them coming in plz "

I never met you or didn't take your virginity but can I play with the box that it came in.

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By *ligolad321Man
over a year ago

Donegal

Here is my modus operandi...

Walk up to the lady, hand her my phone and say, sorry I was wondering if you could help me out, my phone seems to be broken.

Response is normally ..Ohh whats wrong with it.

Say it doesn't have your number in it..

Its at that point the phone gets chucked away or the games begin...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you wearing fake eyelashes?"

"No/Yes"

"Close your eyes for a sec, lemme see..."

*move in for the kiss*

(it worked a few times lol!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most recent one I received on here

Nice legs… what time do they open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most recent one I received on here

Nice legs… what time do they open

Haha not bad! Did it work?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lady ask what size are your feet? Man says 9

I can take that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is that a phone is your back pocket cause that ass is calling to me

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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago

north and south

"Is that a phone is your back pocket cause that ass is calling to me"
I once said to a lady in a hotel I worked in , You look like my first wife and she said how many times have you been married and I said none yet , Went down like a lead balloon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is that a phone is your back pocket cause that ass is calling to meI once said to a lady in a hotel I worked in , You look like my first wife and she said how many times have you been married and I said none yet , Went down like a lead balloon

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do u believe in love ar first site or should I walk by again

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

You know what would look good on your chin...?

What...?

My balls

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By *ub23Man
over a year ago

wandering

Are you flappy bird ?

Cos I’d tap you all night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm married to Catherine Zeta Jones. Will you sleep with me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your best or worst chat up lines?

Are you a horse? No?

Can I ride you anyways

Keep them coming in plz "

I had one guy on here start off his message with "Hey you white potato bitch", that certainly got my attention

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By *amalusMan
over a year ago

Tullamore

*frantically takes notes*

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin

Having a laugh here

Oh to be chatted up again in person...but those days are long gone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's your best or worst chat up lines?

Are you a horse? No?

Can I ride you anyways

Keep them coming in plz

I had one guy on here start off his message with "Hey you white potato bitch", that certainly got my attention

Wasn't he soooo romantic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You must have sore feet because your running through my mind all day

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Oi luv your hotter than a junkies spoon

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By *herry...Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"my cock is like skittles your about to taste the rainbow"

Not going to lie I did laugh

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By *ettaManMan
over a year ago

Kerry and Dublin

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By *ettaManMan
over a year ago

Kerry and Dublin

Wanna come back to mine and play army?

What's that?

I lie back and you blow the shit out of me

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin

"Wanna come back to mine and play army?

What's that?

I lie back and you blow the shit out of me"

Literally?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi luv your hotter than a junkies spoon

NO WAY..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi luv your hotter than a junkies spoon

NO WAY..

wrong emoji

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By *xperimental CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Fab

If I flip a coin what's the chances I get head

You've 365 bones in your body want one more?

Wanna fuck? No. Do you mind lieing down while I have 1.

Does this handkerchief smell of chloroform

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Is your name Basketball Court?

Cause im dribbling all over you..

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Do you want you cock drained tonight?" is a regular from some males on here

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Do you like ice cream?

Wanna spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure about best but Jay's been sending me funny ones all morning. My favourite has been "I bet your like peanut butte. Smooth, creamy and easy to spread"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like lettuce.

Lettuce lick you

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By *alwaymaaaaanMan
over a year ago

Claregalway

Walk over to Lady with cube of ice, drop it on the floor and crush the cube. When she asks why you done that you say just breaking the ice.

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

If I toss a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d love to try my bow on your fiddle

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By *lose_encounterMan
over a year ago

Cork city

at a club i used to go to to while in the U.S. just for pure cheek if being Irish came up. i'd eventually ask. do you have any Irish in you?

if no. i'd ask would you like some.

if yes. would you like some more?

yes. you all may have wine with the cheese i just presented

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi my name's Fred Flintstone

and tonight I'm gonna make your Bedrock!"

...that's my line lads so hands off!

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By *lose_encounterMan
over a year ago

Cork city

"Hi my name's Fred Flintstone

and tonight I'm gonna make your Bedrock!"

...that's my line lads so hands off!

like what?..the exorcist?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like lettuce?

Lettuce buck yee....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You remind me of an American high school. Because Id like to shoot some kids in you

. Normally gets a laugh and some strange looks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your surname Jacobs?

Because your a cracker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You remind me of an American high school. Because Id like to shoot some kids in you

. Normally gets a laugh and some strange looks

That is completely sick,. " normally gets a laugh ". who the fuck would laugh at that , not one bit funny

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By *uicypeaches77Couple
over a year ago

Torquay

Have you got a mirror in your knickers ?

I can see myself in your pants tonight ...

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By *eisurepleasureMan
over a year ago

belfast

Walk over to woman ask her to touch your shirt

Then ask does that feel like boyfriend material

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By *lose_encounterMan
over a year ago

Cork city

"You remind me of an American high school. Because Id like to shoot some kids in you

. Normally gets a laugh and some strange looks

That is completely sick,. " normally gets a laugh ". who the fuck would laugh at that , not one bit funny "

to be fair. humor is subjective. some like he and myself find dark humor funny. even then some topics i dont find funny. but i wont judge or criticize anyone for it. it's also important where the humor comes from. like a place of hate for instance. that i would not tolerate. oh if you get to give the high school line again. hum the song "pumped up kicks" lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You remind me of an American high school. Because Id like to shoot some kids in you

. Normally gets a laugh and some strange looks

That is completely sick,. " normally gets a laugh ". who the fuck would laugh at that , not one bit funny

Well if l was a woman and a guy said that to me his nuts would be wedged in his nostrils.its a fucking sick thing to say in any shape or form where lives were destroyed in sickening horrifying events.

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By *lose_encounterMan
over a year ago

Cork city

"You remind me of an American high school. Because Id like to shoot some kids in you

. Normally gets a laugh and some strange looks

That is completely sick,. " normally gets a laugh ". who the fuck would laugh at that , not one bit funny

buddy...social satire...either its all ok. or none of it is. you cant have it both ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You remind me of an American high school. Because Id like to shoot some kids in you

. Normally gets a laugh and some strange looks

That is completely sick,. " normally gets a laugh ". who the fuck would laugh at that , not one bit funny "

Sorry bud. Was not my intention to offend anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You remind me of an American high school. Because Id like to shoot some kids in you

. Normally gets a laugh and some strange looks

That is completely sick,. " normally gets a laugh ". who the fuck would laugh at that , not one bit funny

Sorry bud. Was not my intention to offend anyone. "

You didn't,

How people react is their choice,

I personally thought it was funny.

Don't worry about offending people that get offended about absolutely nothing except a few words on a sex site forum, life is for living not getting your knickers in a twist......

Tell me why i dont like moandays. .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You remind me of an American high school. Because Id like to shoot some kids in you

. Normally gets a laugh and some strange looks

That is completely sick,. " normally gets a laugh ". who the fuck would laugh at that , not one bit funny

Sorry bud. Was not my intention to offend anyone.

You didn't,

How people react is their choice,

I personally thought it was funny.

Don't worry about offending people that get offended about absolutely nothing except a few words on a sex site forum, life is for living not getting your knickers in a twist......

Tell me why i dont like moandays. .....

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