FabSwingers.com forum: Worst verifications on FAB?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just wondering what’s the worst possible verification you have seen (or even thought about giving) on here???

I remember one that went something like this….

“What can I say about XXX, well nothing really, he’s the type of person that if you give an inch will take a mile… well, he tried to give me his inch and I ran a mile

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By *ollybirdWoman
over a year ago

east Cork

"Just wondering what’s the worst possible verification you have seen (or even thought about giving) on here???

I remember one that went something like this….

“What can I say about XXX, well nothing really, he’s the type of person that if you give an inch will take a mile… well, he tried to give me his inch and I ran a mile

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Oh sweet Jesus

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By *herry...Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I don't think I've ever read a bad verification

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Seen one that said "He licked like Lassie" im not sure if it’s a good thing or bad thing

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By *dyseussMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Licked like Lassie haahhaha i saw a few times this “she sucks like there’s no tomorrow”,i heard durimg the years many descriptions of performances :”she sucked me so hard that the sheet entered in my ass”????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never see a bad one, know someone who gave a guy a bad one for a laugh.

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Licked like Lassie haahhaha i saw a few times this “she sucks like there’s no tomorrow”,i heard durimg the years many descriptions of performances :”she sucked me so hard that the sheet entered in my ass”????"

That litterly just made me spit my tea out

so now ye owe me one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure if I've read any "bad" veris, as in someone getting a bad review, but yes I've read plenty of badly-written veris or the writer has clearly put little thought into what they are communicating

Particularly dislike the cliché-ridden ones e.g. "she's a real sexy lady and he's a gent, this couple are what fab's all about"

Must've read variations on that dozens of times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just wondering what’s the worst possible verification you have seen (or even thought about giving) on here???

I remember one that went something like this….

“What can I say about XXX, well nothing really, he’s the type of person that if you give an inch will take a mile… well, he tried to give me his inch and I ran a mile

”"

I shouldn’t laugh but I did when I read that. Very witty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Overly descriptive ones are the worst, they honestly make me cringe.

I'm shite at writing them myself to be fair, find it quite awkward. But yeah flowery Mills and Boons prose is just the worst.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would like to verify that XXX is a person"

...I'd say that coffee meet must have gone great!

Seriously!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm okay with a little creative licence

but the ones where they used to try to make a coffee meet sound like some sort of sexual encounter were absolutely priceless !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Treat her with respect guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones that read like a 1960’s erotic novel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not sure if I've read any "bad" veris, as in someone getting a bad review, but yes I've read plenty of badly-written veris or the writer has clearly put little thought into what they are communicating

Particularly dislike the cliché-ridden ones e.g. "she's a real sexy lady and he's a gent, this couple are what fab's all about"

Must've read variations on that dozens of times "

Pure copy/paste stuff

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By *dyseussMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Nobody would post a bad one

you have the option not to show oneof the verifications

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg this is brilliant

I can’t stop laughing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just wondering what’s the worst possible verification you have seen (or even thought about giving) on here???

I remember one that went something like this….

“What can I say about XXX, well nothing really, he’s the type of person that if you give an inch will take a mile… well, he tried to give me his inch and I ran a mile

”

Oh sweet Jesus

This could be hilarious lol

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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago

kildare

I hate writing them myself to be fair ! I know i have a load of trigger words ( we all know as I've been vocal enough about them lol)so im limited on my wording too lol

I've never actually seen a bad veri but as someone said I've seen some awful ones posted..

the graphic ones are not for me either! I don't need to know what came at you and how wet that stuff made you

I will add some are very misleading so I take them with a pinch of salt now..

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By *dyseussMan
over a year ago

Dublin

i will add some of the descriptions i heard out of fab:”His dick is as long as a nut and thick as straw”,”He fucks like a sewing machine”,”A good wank is better than 10’bad fucks”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i will add some of the descriptions i heard out of fab:”His dick is as long as a nut and thick as straw”,”He fucks like a sewing machine”,”A good wank is better than 10’bad fucks”

Omfg I can’t

“As long as a nut and thick as a straw”

Lol

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By *dyseussMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Very bad description i think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just wondering what’s the worst possible verification you have seen (or even thought about giving) on here???

I remember one that went something like this….

“What can I say about XXX, well nothing really, he’s the type of person that if you give an inch will take a mile… well, he tried to give me his inch and I ran a mile

”"

Kinda have to admire someone that gets that veri and actually displays ot

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By *ttached4fun1977Man
over a year ago

Co.Tyrone

The ones who describe a whole sex session & then end with “…& that was just for starters” lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'She sucked like a dyson' is my particular favourite. Not sure if thats a great review coz the Dyson I have is rubbish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's very rarely you see a bad Veri on Fab because if there's one given to someone the person who it's given to won't show it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'She sucked like a dyson' is my particular favourite. Not sure if thats a great review coz the Dyson I have is rubbish

You need to empty the container and clean the filter for optimal use.....

Not sure about the dyson though

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"'She sucked like a dyson' is my particular favourite. Not sure if thats a great review coz the Dyson I have is rubbish

Get yourself a Henry that dude has excellent suction power....

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By *izandpaulCouple
over a year ago

merseyside

Not too sure how you would see a bad verification as the person being verified has to agree to it being posted.

Had a few incoherent ones left but just don't post them.

Had a message from a guy who said...."I'm a chef and can shape a cucumber into a dildo and have it up you faster than a Ferrari round Brands Hatch", didn't meet him for some reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'She sucked like a dyson' is my particular favourite. Not sure if thats a great review coz the Dyson I have is rubbish

Get yourself a Henry that dude has excellent suction power...."

It has! And multiple uses!

Am surprised there aren't any Henriettas about

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By *anther PurrrsWoman
over a year ago

the Shadows Purrring or Roaring

"i will add some of the descriptions i heard out of fab:”His dick is as long as a nut and thick as straw”,”He fucks like a sewing machine”,”A good wank is better than 10’bad fucks”

Omfg too funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think we should have a little fun, I'm willing to post a bad veri ?

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By *ttached4fun1977Man
over a year ago

Co.Tyrone

"'She sucked like a dyson' is my particular favourite. Not sure if thats a great review coz the Dyson I have is rubbish

Get yourself a Henry that dude has excellent suction power....

It has! And multiple uses!

Am surprised there aren't any Henriettas about

I’ve seen that verification or 1 very similar, What a complement! Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seen one that said "He licked like Lassie" im not sure if it’s a good thing or bad thing

Lol depends on who reads and what way they perceive it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve a Henrietta

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think we should have a little fun, I'm willing to post a bad veri ? "

Yesssss!!!! Anyone that wants a bad veri reply to this with “I’M IN” and let’s have a bit of craic

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By *Sparkie.Man
over a year ago

Ratoath

I think the verification feature on Fab is a waste of time.

If you decide to leave an honest negative or neutral vwri it won't be shown, so, if you meet a creep who fooled you into meeting, you can't warn anyone as it won't be displayed, nor can you verify someone who has fake pics.

I've met loons and people with fake pics, does anyone know.....nope, why, because the verification process is flawed...

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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago

kildare

"I think the verification feature on Fab is a waste of time.

I've met loons and people with fake pics, does anyone know.....nope, why, because the verification process is flawed..."

"loons" ahh ya fucker that made me laugh out loud lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve a Henrietta

And a beautiful henrietta you have too

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By *ungry CatCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

"Never see a bad one, know someone who gave a guy a bad one for a laugh.

Myself and Pete gave each other bad veris and displayed them on purpose.

Result:

I received mail calling me all sorts of things saying he's just right to say what he have said.

I received mail calling me all sorts of things for putting the man down lol

Recommend doing it for banter purposes with a person you know.

missus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't say that I have ever seen a bad veri either this time or during my previous time on here.

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

"Think we should have a little fun, I'm willing to post a bad veri ?

Yesssss!!!! Anyone that wants a bad veri reply to this with “I’M IN” and let’s have a bit of craic

I'm in

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

"Think we should have a little fun, I'm willing to post a bad veri ?

Yesssss!!!! Anyone that wants a bad veri reply to this with “I’M IN” and let’s have a bit of craic

I'm in

And I promise I will post it too

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

"Think we should have a little fun, I'm willing to post a bad veri ?

Yesssss!!!! Anyone that wants a bad veri reply to this with “I’M IN” and let’s have a bit of craic

I'm in

And I promise I will post it too

If you know my profile, you'll know that I couldn't give a flying F

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By *3nsesMan
over a year ago

Dublin

There's something's off about the whole concept. It's like leaving a product review on Amazon or Tripadvisor. Lines like "make sure you don't miss her if you get the chance" or "you won't be disappointed" always make me feel a bit ugh.

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By *isspafWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Don't pass her up if you get the chance....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seen one that said "He licked like Lassie" im not sure if it’s a good thing or bad thing

bahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Treat her with respect. Such a stupid phrase, i dont need some stranger online telling me how to treat a lady. Personally I think verifications are a waste of time & are used against some people. I often see if you haven't a veri don't contact me. If we are in a bar at night we don't want to read a veri if someone speaks to us but yet here the veri is held in such high regard given the amount of crap written in them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Personally I think verifications are a waste of time & are used against some people. I often see if you haven't a veri don't contact me. If we are in a bar at night we don't want to read a veri if someone speaks to us but yet here the veri is held in such high regard given the amount of crap written in them. "

To be fair if we are at a bar I have my face on show. It's not the same thing at all to be fair.

I agree with you that veris are limited in their use but comparing here to approaching someone in a bar doesn't work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst one I ever saw was for a returning couple I knew. It literally said "first" was like the guy was marking his territory

Jay

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

I think a lot of these acopy and paste jobs. No imagination or thought goes into them

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin

"Just wondering what’s the worst possible verification you have seen (or even thought about giving) on here???

I remember one that went something like this….

“What can I say about XXX, well nothing really, he’s the type of person that if you give an inch will take a mile… well, he tried to give me his inch and I ran a mile

”"

You don't wanna see my ones so

Kidding...but seriously, who displays a veri like that unless it's a piss take of sorts?! That would be my initial reaction, in which case, fair deuce.

Can't remember the worst one I've seen but there are some cringe worthy ones out there for sure...I'm sure I'm guilty of this too

And I've seen some really well written and original verifications too, in fairness!!!

But - for me, a veri only means that someone else (apparently) met them and they are a real person...does that mean they are who they portray to be on Fab?! I think we all know the answer to that

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By *ueenbeetipp43Woman
over a year ago

my own world

I've never seen a bad veri but I do tend to read between the lines with a veri. It's more about what they don't say.

I do agree with the comment above... I cringe when people describe the meet and the sex they had. Its a verification not a Jackie Collins novel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think a lot of these acopy and paste jobs. No imagination or thought goes into them"

Noticed event organisers did that recently after one of their events. Only the names were changed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never seen a bad veri but I do tend to read between the lines with a veri. It's more about what they don't say.

I do agree with the comment above... I cringe when people describe the meet and the sex they had. Its a verification not a Jackie Collins novel.

Stop reading Jackie Collins ffs

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By *aidbare5Couple
over a year ago

down the road

"I think a lot of these acopy and paste jobs. No imagination or thought goes into them

Noticed event organisers did that recently after one of their events. Only the names were changed. "

To be fair I wouldn't expect the organisers of a sizable event to give a personal veri to every person that attended. I'm just glad they put their energy into making them happen.

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By *ueenbeetipp43Woman
over a year ago

my own world

"I've never seen a bad veri but I do tend to read between the lines with a veri. It's more about what they don't say.

I do agree with the comment above... I cringe when people describe the meet and the sex they had. Its a verification not a Jackie Collins novel.

Stop reading Jackie Collins ffs"

Hey I have stopped reading them... I get them on audio now

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By *un4tooCouple
over a year ago

north cork

"Don't pass her up if you get the chance....

That's the worst type of verification and the "treat her with respect"..

You should be able to block people who use lines like that

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By *efender90Man
over a year ago

sligo

I recently asked a friend of mine for a verification (we had been together a couple of times) .. she blocked me like WTF ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never seen a bad veri but I do tend to read between the lines with a veri. It's more about what they don't say.

I do agree with the comment above... I cringe when people describe the meet and the sex they had. Its a verification not a Jackie Collins novel.

Stop reading Jackie Collins ffs

Hey I have stopped reading them... I get them on audio now

Narrated by Fran Drescher?

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By *ueenbeetipp43Woman
over a year ago

my own world

"I've never seen a bad veri but I do tend to read between the lines with a veri. It's more about what they don't say.

I do agree with the comment above... I cringe when people describe the meet and the sex they had. Its a verification not a Jackie Collins novel.

Stop reading Jackie Collins ffs

Hey I have stopped reading them... I get them on audio now

Narrated by Fran Drescher?"

Nah... Janice Hosenstein

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin

I dunno now, whatever about bad veris...but when you stumble upon a profile and the first thing stated on their introduction is that they are animal lovers

I know people who treat their pets like they might their children...and, hey, whatever floats your boat...but when you're on a swinger/sex site...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'She sucked like a dyson' is my particular favourite. Not sure if thats a great review coz the Dyson I have is rubbish

Get yourself a Henry that dude has excellent suction power...."

Hetty is way better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dunno now, whatever about bad veris...but when you stumble upon a profile and the first thing stated on their introduction is that they are animal lovers

I know people who treat their pets like they might their children...and, hey, whatever floats your boat...but when you're on a swinger/sex site...

That never occurred to me before

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