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By *on655 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bronte

We’ve all had moments when doing the deed that at the time may be embarrassing but when you look back at it you can laugh so to start us off here’s one of mine and it happened to be the first time I’d done anal with a girl.

I was 19 in Santa ponsa and pulled this girl, we went back to hers and started getting down to it and we were just going for ages. Both sweating like mad. Just steamy d*unken sex. Anyways we somehow end up on the floor at the foot of the bed doing doggy and it goes in her ass by accident. We were too d*unk and horny to think what we were at so I was hammering it into this poor girls ass how’d also never done anal before. Anyways we both fall asleep, next morning I go back to my apartment to shower. I look down and my dick is literally purple with bruises and swollen like a gorillas finger! In sheer panic I shout my mates to assess the damage. There I am standing in my apartment with my bruised swollen dick on show for 5 of my mates to stare at like I’m giving a power point presentation.

I was mortified and genuinely thought at the time my dick was broken for good. Thankfully after a week or two I made a full recovery but that’s a story I can look back on now and laugh.

P.S. I also checked in on the girl the next day and although she was sore she was fine lol

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By *ionaWoman
over a year ago

outskirts

This should not have made me laugh but it so did

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over


"We’ve all had moments when doing the deed that at the time may be embarrassing but when you look back at it you can laugh so to start us off here’s one of mine and it happened to be the first time I’d done anal with a girl.

I was 19 in Santa ponsa and pulled this girl, we went back to hers and started getting down to it and we were just going for ages. Both sweating like mad. Just steamy d*unken sex. Anyways we somehow end up on the floor at the foot of the bed doing doggy and it goes in her ass by accident. We were too d*unk and horny to think what we were at so I was hammering it into this poor girls ass how’d also never done anal before. Anyways we both fall asleep, next morning I go back to my apartment to shower. I look down and my dick is literally purple with bruises and swollen like a gorillas finger! In sheer panic I shout my mates to assess the damage. There I am standing in my apartment with my bruised swollen dick on show for 5 of my mates to stare at like I’m giving a power point presentation.

I was mortified and genuinely thought at the time my dick was broken for good. Thankfully after a week or two I made a full recovery but that’s a story I can look back on now and laugh.

P.S. I also checked in on the girl the next day and although she was sore she was fine lol"

Amongst all the chaos there is romance and bromance

Which is the main thing

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By *on655 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bronte

That should be the title ?? a tale of romance and bromance hahaha

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin

Hilarious OP...but...accidental anal penetration?! Really

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"This should not have made me laugh but it so did "

Fake profiles make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a friend who ended up with similar injuries after setting a girl up on a fence when walking her home and I think she came down on him hard during their activities. He shat himself his was broken as well for a few weeks.

Still not quite your levels of exploration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This should not have made me laugh but it so did

Fake profiles make me laugh "

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

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.if you don't do anything silly when ur young ya won't have anything to laugh at when ur a tad older..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a girl off here a year and a half ago. We went back to her place and ended up in bed. After multiple positions we ended up with her on all fours. Instead of putting it in her pussy I ended up in her ass. I never even felt the difference nor did she even say anything to me. When we were done she told me what had happened. Me being very embarrassed apologised and asked her why she said nothing. She just said that she thought that’s what I wanted. Needless to say we laughed about it and after 30 mins we just did it again but the right way this time. Embarrassing or what

Thankfully my chap was fully functional afterwards with no purple discolouration

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By *upoftea2Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"We’ve all had moments when doing the deed that at the time may be embarrassing but when you look back at it you can laugh so to start us off here’s one of mine and it happened to be the first time I’d done anal with a girl.

I was 19 in Santa ponsa and pulled this girl, we went back to hers and started getting down to it and we were just going for ages. Both sweating like mad. Just steamy d*unken sex. Anyways we somehow end up on the floor at the foot of the bed doing doggy and it goes in her ass by accident. We were too d*unk and horny to think what we were at so I was hammering it into this poor girls ass how’d also never done anal before. Anyways we both fall asleep, next morning I go back to my apartment to shower. I look down and my dick is literally purple with bruises and swollen like a gorillas finger! In sheer panic I shout my mates to assess the damage. There I am standing in my apartment with my bruised swollen dick on show for 5 of my mates to stare at like I’m giving a power point presentation.

I was mortified and genuinely thought at the time my dick was broken for good. Thankfully after a week or two I made a full recovery but that’s a story I can look back on now and laugh.

P.S. I also checked in on the girl the next day and although she was sore she was fine lol"

Obviously wasn't a Galway Gurl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hilarious OP...but...accidental anal penetration?! Really "

Maybe Op needs a diagram just to be sure

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

I have a similar story but I am not ready to share

Perhaps next social brunch ?

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