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"When I win the lotto this Saturday I'm gonna recruit a woman to come stay with me.I will name her Betty. I will pay her 200 a week. And I will throw banana sandwiches and the gherkins from me McDonald's cheeseburgers. Ladies pm me if you wanna be Betty" That depends. Are you throwing them at Betty or into the deal ?  | |||
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"Negotiable" Banana sandwiches I don't mind, but those nasty Gherkins from McD's, I don't like. Lol | |||
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"Negotiable Banana sandwiches I don't mind, but those nasty Gherkins from McD's, I don't like. Lol " Ok Betty you can have my banana then  | |||
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"Negotiable Banana sandwiches I don't mind, but those nasty Gherkins from McD's, I don't like. Lol Ok Betty you can have my banana then "Deal | |||
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"Negotiable Banana sandwiches I don't mind, but those nasty Gherkins from McD's, I don't like. Lol Ok Betty you can have my banana then
Deal"Will Betty be cooking Eggs for Breakfast as well  | |||
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"Negotiable Banana sandwiches I don't mind, but those nasty Gherkins from McD's, I don't like. Lol Ok Betty you can have my banana then
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Will Betty be cooking Eggs for Breakfast as well "
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"Negotiable Banana sandwiches I don't mind, but those nasty Gherkins from McD's, I don't like. Lol Ok Betty you can have my banana then
Deal
Will Betty be cooking Eggs for Breakfast as well
All depends, I mean eggs Benedict are a bit of a stretch "Think they're gorgeous myself  | |||
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"Negotiable Banana sandwiches I don't mind, but those nasty Gherkins from McD's, I don't like. Lol Ok Betty you can have my banana then
Deal
Will Betty be cooking Eggs for Breakfast as well
All depends, I mean eggs Benedict are a bit of a stretch "I'm a man of simple pleasures. I like mashed eggs in a cup with butter and salt and my toast cut up into soldiers. Now Betty come sit on my knee | |||
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"When I win the lotto this Saturday I'm gonna recruit a woman to come stay with me.I will name her Betty. I will pay her 200 a week. And I will throw banana sandwiches and the gherkins from me McDonald's cheeseburgers. Ladies pm me if you wanna be Betty" When I win the Euromillions on Friday I'll recruit a man to stay with me. I'll name him Barney  . I will pay him 400 a week. He can have creamy coffee, chocolate cake and the pineapple from my pizza. Lads, don't try pm'ing me - I will find my suitable candidate for Barney  | |||
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"When I win the lotto this Saturday I'm gonna recruit a woman to come stay with me.I will name her Betty. I will pay her 200 a week. And I will throw banana sandwiches and the gherkins from me McDonald's cheeseburgers. Ladies pm me if you wanna be Betty When I win the Euromillions on Friday I'll recruit a man to stay with me. I'll name him Barney . I will pay him 400 a week. He can have creamy coffee, chocolate cake and the pineapple from my pizza. Lads, don't try pm'ing me - I will find my suitable candidate for Barney "400 a day and may be interested
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"When I win the lotto this Saturday I'm gonna recruit a woman to come stay with me.I will name her Betty. I will pay her 200 a week. And I will throw banana sandwiches and the gherkins from me McDonald's cheeseburgers. Ladies pm me if you wanna be Betty When I win the Euromillions on Friday I'll recruit a man to stay with me. I'll name him Barney . I will pay him 400 a week. He can have creamy coffee, chocolate cake and the pineapple from my pizza. Lads, don't try pm'ing me - I will find my suitable candidate for Barney
400 a day and may be interested
"Greed just makes me meaner . Offer now at 300 a week, no chocolate cake - I might allow you to lick my fingers  | |||
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"When I win the lotto this Saturday I'm gonna recruit a woman to come stay with me.I will name her Betty. I will pay her 200 a week. And I will throw banana sandwiches and the gherkins from me McDonald's cheeseburgers. Ladies pm me if you wanna be Betty When I win the Euromillions on Friday I'll recruit a man to stay with me. I'll name him Barney . I will pay him 400 a week. He can have creamy coffee, chocolate cake and the pineapple from my pizza. Lads, don't try pm'ing me - I will find my suitable candidate for Barney "swap coffee for tea will ya | |||
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"When I win the lotto this Saturday I'm gonna recruit a woman to come stay with me.I will name her Betty. I will pay her 200 a week. And I will throw banana sandwiches and the gherkins from me McDonald's cheeseburgers. Ladies pm me if you wanna be Betty When I win the Euromillions on Friday I'll recruit a man to stay with me. I'll name him Barney . I will pay him 400 a week. He can have creamy coffee, chocolate cake and the pineapple from my pizza. Lads, don't try pm'ing me - I will find my suitable candidate for Barney
400 a day and may be interested
Greed just makes me meaner . Offer now at 300 a week, no chocolate cake - I might allow you to lick my fingers "Numbers way off to even enter negotiations | |||
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"Sorry to burst your bubble but I bought the winning ticket earlier. The jackpot is coming to Cork" How much you offering? | |||
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"When I win the lotto this Saturday I'm gonna recruit a woman to come stay with me.I will name her Betty. I will pay her 200 a week. And I will throw banana sandwiches and the gherkins from me McDonald's cheeseburgers. Ladies pm me if you wanna be Betty When I win the Euromillions on Friday I'll recruit a man to stay with me. I'll name him Barney . I will pay him 400 a week. He can have creamy coffee, chocolate cake and the pineapple from my pizza. Lads, don't try pm'ing me - I will find my suitable candidate for Barney
swap coffee for tea will ya "Tea it is | |||
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"Negotiable Banana sandwiches I don't mind, but those nasty Gherkins from McD's, I don't like. Lol Ok Betty you can have my banana then
Deal
Will Betty be cooking Eggs for Breakfast as well
All depends, I mean eggs Benedict are a bit of a stretch
I'm a man of simple pleasures. I like mashed eggs in a cup with butter and salt and my toast cut up into soldiers. Now Betty come sit on my knee"But I'm the kind of Betty who prefers to be put across your knees. | |||
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"When I win the lotto this Saturday I'm gonna recruit a woman to come stay with me.I will name her Betty. I will pay her 200 a week. And I will throw banana sandwiches and the gherkins from me McDonald's cheeseburgers. Ladies pm me if you wanna be Betty When I win the Euromillions on Friday I'll recruit a man to stay with me. I'll name him Barney . I will pay him 400 a week. He can have creamy coffee, chocolate cake and the pineapple from my pizza. Lads, don't try pm'ing me - I will find my suitable candidate for Barney
400 a day and may be interested
Greed just makes me meaner . Offer now at 300 a week, no chocolate cake - I might allow you to lick my fingers
Numbers way off to even enter negotiations"Your loss | |||
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"Sorry to burst your bubble but I bought the winning ticket earlier. The jackpot is coming to Cork How much you offering?" Feck all. It’s mine, all mine hahahahahahaha | |||
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"Sorry to burst your bubble but I bought the winning ticket earlier. The jackpot is coming to Cork" We'll see about that
I might send in an application, should I elegantly have to admit defeat | |||
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"Sorry to burst your bubble but I bought the winning ticket earlier. The jackpot is coming to Cork How much you offering? Feck all. It’s mine, all mine hahahahahahaha" Proper business man there | |||
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"When I win the lotto this Saturday I'm gonna recruit a woman to come stay with me.I will name her Betty. I will pay her 200 a week. And I will throw banana sandwiches and the gherkins from me McDonald's cheeseburgers. Ladies pm me if you wanna be Betty When I win the Euromillions on Friday I'll recruit a man to stay with me. I'll name him Barney . I will pay him 400 a week. He can have creamy coffee, chocolate cake and the pineapple from my pizza. Lads, don't try pm'ing me - I will find my suitable candidate for Barney
swap coffee for tea will ya
Tea it is "I'll then supply the cream | |||
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"Sorry to burst your bubble but I bought the winning ticket earlier. The jackpot is coming to Cork We'll see about that
I might send in an application, should I elegantly have to admit defeat "I’m not that easily swayed | |||
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"When I win the lotto this Saturday I'm gonna recruit a woman to come stay with me.I will name her Betty. I will pay her 200 a week. And I will throw banana sandwiches and the gherkins from me McDonald's cheeseburgers. Ladies pm me if you wanna be Betty When I win the Euromillions on Friday I'll recruit a man to stay with me. I'll name him Barney . I will pay him 400 a week. He can have creamy coffee, chocolate cake and the pineapple from my pizza. Lads, don't try pm'ing me - I will find my suitable candidate for Barney
swap coffee for tea will ya
Tea it is
I'll then supply the cream"I don't drink tea | |||
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"When I win the lotto this Saturday I'm gonna recruit a woman to come stay with me.I will name her Betty. I will pay her 200 a week. And I will throw banana sandwiches and the gherkins from me McDonald's cheeseburgers. Ladies pm me if you wanna be Betty When I win the Euromillions on Friday I'll recruit a man to stay with me. I'll name him Barney . I will pay him 400 a week. He can have creamy coffee, chocolate cake and the pineapple from my pizza. Lads, don't try pm'ing me - I will find my suitable candidate for Barney "Oi!! I have trademarked that plan. I will seek legal advice if you win the euro millions. P.s nice arse | |||
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"Sorry to burst your bubble but I bought the winning ticket earlier. The jackpot is coming to Cork We'll see about that
I might send in an application, should I elegantly have to admit defeat
I’m not that easily swayed "Note emphasis on "might" You didn't put out an add, I'd have to see if I'm interested in any position you may be posting - might be too "dodgy" and considering your team of professionals has still not fixed your error page...well, things aren't exactly in your favour | |||
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"When I win the lotto this Saturday I'm gonna recruit a woman to come stay with me.I will name her Betty. I will pay her 200 a week. And I will throw banana sandwiches and the gherkins from me McDonald's cheeseburgers. Ladies pm me if you wanna be Betty When I win the Euromillions on Friday I'll recruit a man to stay with me. I'll name him Barney . I will pay him 400 a week. He can have creamy coffee, chocolate cake and the pineapple from my pizza. Lads, don't try pm'ing me - I will find my suitable candidate for Barney
Oi!! I have trademarked that plan. I will seek legal advice if you win the euro millions. P.s nice arse"Nah, didn't see the trademark or the small print
You go waste your measly national lottery win on lawyers...my euromillions lawyers will kick your ass
PS I know | |||
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"Sorry to burst your bubble but I bought the winning ticket earlier. The jackpot is coming to Cork We'll see about that
I might send in an application, should I elegantly have to admit defeat
I’m not that easily swayed
Note emphasis on "might" You didn't put out an add, I'd have to see if I'm interested in any position you may be posting - might be too "dodgy" and considering your team of professionals has still not fixed your error page...well, things aren't exactly in your favour "Your right, I didn’t put out an add and you still showed interest . In a negotiation those who speak first have already lost | |||
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"When I win the lotto this Saturday I'm gonna recruit a woman to come stay with me.I will name her Betty. I will pay her 200 a week. And I will throw banana sandwiches and the gherkins from me McDonald's cheeseburgers. Ladies pm me if you wanna be Betty When I win the Euromillions on Friday I'll recruit a man to stay with me. I'll name him Barney . I will pay him 400 a week. He can have creamy coffee, chocolate cake and the pineapple from my pizza. Lads, don't try pm'ing me - I will find my suitable candidate for Barney
swap coffee for tea will ya
Tea it is
I'll then supply the cream
I don't drink tea "tea is for me cream is for you to find  | |||
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"Sorry to burst your bubble but I bought the winning ticket earlier. The jackpot is coming to Cork We'll see about that
I might send in an application, should I elegantly have to admit defeat
I’m not that easily swayed
Note emphasis on "might" You didn't put out an add, I'd have to see if I'm interested in any position you may be posting - might be too "dodgy" and considering your team of professionals has still not fixed your error page...well, things aren't exactly in your favour
Your right, I didn’t put out an add and you still showed interest . In a negotiation those who speak first have already lost "I was merely preempting a consolation to your upcoming defeat No negotiation entered | |||
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"When I win the lotto this Saturday I'm gonna recruit a woman to come stay with me.I will name her Betty. I will pay her 200 a week. And I will throw banana sandwiches and the gherkins from me McDonald's cheeseburgers. Ladies pm me if you wanna be Betty When I win the Euromillions on Friday I'll recruit a man to stay with me. I'll name him Barney . I will pay him 400 a week. He can have creamy coffee, chocolate cake and the pineapple from my pizza. Lads, don't try pm'ing me - I will find my suitable candidate for Barney
swap coffee for tea will ya
Tea it is
I'll then supply the cream
I don't drink tea
tea is for me cream is for you to find "Avonmore is in the fridge | |||
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"When I win the lotto this Saturday I'm gonna recruit a woman to come stay with me.I will name her Betty. I will pay her 200 a week. And I will throw banana sandwiches and the gherkins from me McDonald's cheeseburgers. Ladies pm me if you wanna be Betty When I win the Euromillions on Friday I'll recruit a man to stay with me. I'll name him Barney . I will pay him 400 a week. He can have creamy coffee, chocolate cake and the pineapple from my pizza. Lads, don't try pm'ing me - I will find my suitable candidate for Barney
swap coffee for tea will ya
Tea it is
I'll then supply the cream
I don't drink tea
tea is for me cream is for you to find
Avonmore is in the fridge "I best get whipping so | |||
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"When I win the lotto this Saturday I'm gonna recruit a woman to come stay with me.I will name her Betty. I will pay her 200 a week. And I will throw banana sandwiches and the gherkins from me McDonald's cheeseburgers. Ladies pm me if you wanna be Betty When I win the Euromillions on Friday I'll recruit a man to stay with me. I'll name him Barney . I will pay him 400 a week. He can have creamy coffee, chocolate cake and the pineapple from my pizza. Lads, don't try pm'ing me - I will find my suitable candidate for Barney
swap coffee for tea will ya
Tea it is
I'll then supply the cream
I don't drink tea
tea is for me cream is for you to find
Avonmore is in the fridge
I best get whipping so "Hand whisk in the drawer | |||
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"When I win the lotto this Saturday I'm gonna recruit a woman to come stay with me.I will name her Betty. I will pay her 200 a week. And I will throw banana sandwiches and the gherkins from me McDonald's cheeseburgers. Ladies pm me if you wanna be Betty When I win the Euromillions on Friday I'll recruit a man to stay with me. I'll name him Barney . I will pay him 400 a week. He can have creamy coffee, chocolate cake and the pineapple from my pizza. Lads, don't try pm'ing me - I will find my suitable candidate for Barney
swap coffee for tea will ya
Tea it is
I'll then supply the cream
I don't drink tea
tea is for me cream is for you to find
Avonmore is in the fridge
I best get whipping so
Hand whisk in the drawer "Oh it's them deep drawers and just happens to be at the back reach in there & grab it for me | |||
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"Sorry to burst your bubble but I bought the winning ticket earlier. The jackpot is coming to Cork We'll see about that
I might send in an application, should I elegantly have to admit defeat
I’m not that easily swayed
Note emphasis on "might" You didn't put out an add, I'd have to see if I'm interested in any position you may be posting - might be too "dodgy" and considering your team of professionals has still not fixed your error page...well, things aren't exactly in your favour
Your right, I didn’t put out an add and you still showed interest . In a negotiation those who speak first have already lost
I was merely preempting a consolation to your upcoming defeat No negotiation entered "Oh is that what it was | |||
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"When I win the lotto this Saturday I'm gonna recruit a woman to come stay with me.I will name her Betty. I will pay her 200 a week. And I will throw banana sandwiches and the gherkins from me McDonald's cheeseburgers. Ladies pm me if you wanna be Betty When I win the Euromillions on Friday I'll recruit a man to stay with me. I'll name him Barney . I will pay him 400 a week. He can have creamy coffee, chocolate cake and the pineapple from my pizza. Lads, don't try pm'ing me - I will find my suitable candidate for Barney
swap coffee for tea will ya
Tea it is
I'll then supply the cream
I don't drink tea
tea is for me cream is for you to find
Avonmore is in the fridge
I best get whipping so
Hand whisk in the drawer
Oh it's them deep drawers and just happens to be at the back reach in there & grab it for me "Think I'm giving the orders here, careful overstepping the mark... might getcha a flogging | |||
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"Sorry to burst your bubble but I bought the winning ticket earlier. The jackpot is coming to Cork We'll see about that
I might send in an application, should I elegantly have to admit defeat
I’m not that easily swayed
Note emphasis on "might" You didn't put out an add, I'd have to see if I'm interested in any position you may be posting - might be too "dodgy" and considering your team of professionals has still not fixed your error page...well, things aren't exactly in your favour
Your right, I didn’t put out an add and you still showed interest . In a negotiation those who speak first have already lost
I was merely preempting a consolation to your upcoming defeat No negotiation entered
Oh is that what it was"Aye | |||
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"When I win the lotto this Saturday I'm gonna recruit a woman to come stay with me.I will name her Betty. I will pay her 200 a week. And I will throw banana sandwiches and the gherkins from me McDonald's cheeseburgers. Ladies pm me if you wanna be Betty When I win the Euromillions on Friday I'll recruit a man to stay with me. I'll name him Barney . I will pay him 400 a week. He can have creamy coffee, chocolate cake and the pineapple from my pizza. Lads, don't try pm'ing me - I will find my suitable candidate for Barney
swap coffee for tea will ya
Tea it is
I'll then supply the cream
I don't drink tea
tea is for me cream is for you to find
Avonmore is in the fridge
I best get whipping so
Hand whisk in the drawer
Oh it's them deep drawers and just happens to be at the back reach in there & grab it for me
Think I'm giving the orders here, careful overstepping the mark... might getcha a flogging "Meeehhh I like to overstep, be a good Saint and grab the whisk and be a good sinner and grab the flogger never tried it but if ya ask nicely I might let ya | |||
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"When I win the lotto this Saturday I'm gonna recruit a woman to come stay with me.I will name her Betty. I will pay her 200 a week. And I will throw banana sandwiches and the gherkins from me McDonald's cheeseburgers. Ladies pm me if you wanna be Betty When I win the Euromillions on Friday I'll recruit a man to stay with me. I'll name him Barney . I will pay him 400 a week. He can have creamy coffee, chocolate cake and the pineapple from my pizza. Lads, don't try pm'ing me - I will find my suitable candidate for Barney
swap coffee for tea will ya
Tea it is
I'll then supply the cream
I don't drink tea
tea is for me cream is for you to find
Avonmore is in the fridge
I best get whipping so
Hand whisk in the drawer
Oh it's them deep drawers and just happens to be at the back reach in there & grab it for me
Think I'm giving the orders here, careful overstepping the mark... might getcha a flogging
Meeehhh I like to overstep, be a good Saint and grab the whisk and be a good sinner and grab the flogger never tried it but if ya ask nicely I might let ya "Think you're not getting that I am your Master
No whisk - a good flogging, and you'll be begging me for tea | |||
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"When I win the lotto this Saturday I'm gonna recruit a woman to come stay with me.I will name her Betty. I will pay her 200 a week. And I will throw banana sandwiches and the gherkins from me McDonald's cheeseburgers. Ladies pm me if you wanna be Betty When I win the Euromillions on Friday I'll recruit a man to stay with me. I'll name him Barney . I will pay him 400 a week. He can have creamy coffee, chocolate cake and the pineapple from my pizza. Lads, don't try pm'ing me - I will find my suitable candidate for Barney
swap coffee for tea will ya
Tea it is
I'll then supply the cream
I don't drink tea
tea is for me cream is for you to find
Avonmore is in the fridge
I best get whipping so
Hand whisk in the drawer
Oh it's them deep drawers and just happens to be at the back reach in there & grab it for me
Think I'm giving the orders here, careful overstepping the mark... might getcha a flogging
Meeehhh I like to overstep, be a good Saint and grab the whisk and be a good sinner and grab the flogger never tried it but if ya ask nicely I might let ya
Think you're not getting that I am your Master
No whisk - a good flogging, and you'll be begging me for tea "Oh I'm getting what you want but where's the fun giving in straight away also if it is a good flogging I'd be doubtful it's tea I'd be begging for | |||
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