FabSwingers.com forum: Wake up in hospital

By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

So you wake up in hospital with no recollection of how or why you're there

The nurse tells you that you had your big toe amputated and the doctor will see you shortly

You were at a private house party and can't remember anything except there was a lot of kinky stuff going on with a lot of kinky equipment

What could have happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you need us to call someone for you?

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

I think the OP is playing out worse case scenarios of the next party he attends

That’s not close to the worse case scenario tbf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You dropped because you haven't been looking after your diabetes,same reason the toe is gone

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Could have been my axe. It has been sharpened recently. Apologies

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By *enguin1Man
over a year ago

The sticks

Could've dropped the skillsaw used for the gloryhole during your last gathering

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By *eepixieWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Extreme toe sucking at your latest coffee social, they admitted to finding your big toe the tastiest of all…

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By *ionaWoman
over a year ago

outskirts

You thought you were giving someone a toe job but it turned out to be the dog and they bit it off

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By *onnrodMan
over a year ago

moira

I was giving someone a toejob when Piers Morgan appeared on the telly and her vagina snapped shut so hard it crushed my toe....

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By *risharrowMan
over a year ago

clare

A lady with a pair of Stilettoes was bopping to Nomad - I want give you devotion. And you invaded her space.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lady with a pair of Stilettoes was bopping to Nomad - I want give you devotion. And you invaded her space."

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By *riangleCouple
over a year ago

galway/dublin

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"A lady with a pair of Stilettoes was bopping to Nomad - I want give you devotion. And you invaded her space."

One of my all time faves

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By *risharrowMan
over a year ago

clare

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By *risharrowMan
over a year ago

clare

"A lady with a pair of Stilettoes was bopping to Nomad - I want give you devotion. And you invaded her space.

One of my all time faves"

Has to be the instrumental version though! Otherwise we'll only ever be virtual acquaintances and never real friends

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"A lady with a pair of Stilettoes was bopping to Nomad - I want give you devotion. And you invaded her space.

One of my all time faves

Has to be the instrumental version though! Otherwise we'll only ever be virtual acquaintances and never real friends

You weren’t born when it was released

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Jesus....i just listened to it

I cut off my toe myself so I wouldnt have to try to dance to that shite

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By *risharrowMan
over a year ago

clare

"A lady with a pair of Stilettoes was bopping to Nomad - I want give you devotion. And you invaded her space.

One of my all time faves

Has to be the instrumental version though! Otherwise we'll only ever be virtual acquaintances and never real friends

You weren’t born when it was released "

What can I say I'm just a well rounded person

Tis a chune, but your man is a bit of a wreck the head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus....i just listened to it

I cut off my toe myself so I wouldnt have to try to dance to that shite

Thats what happened!!

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By *adhatter and coCouple
over a year ago

Middle of mayo n peaceful tranquility

And the doctor does actually call round to you and informs you that yes indeed they removed your toe and reattached it on your knee, only thing that's now required is you have to change your first name to Tony..

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"A lady with a pair of Stilettoes was bopping to Nomad - I want give you devotion. And you invaded her space.

One of my all time faves

Has to be the instrumental version though! Otherwise we'll only ever be virtual acquaintances and never real friends

You weren’t born when it was released

What can I say I'm just a well rounded person

Tis a chune, but your man is a bit of a wreck the head."

He says that Maggie got slaughtered . She didn’t I don’t think

I mean sure the protests made her reverse the poll tax decision

But she won the elections by some distance

I am a leftie but I like some of what she did in relation to unions and social mobility

Which thread is this again ? What is this toe business ?

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"And the doctor does actually call round to you and informs you that yes indeed they removed your toe and reattached it on your knee, only thing that's now required is you have to change your first name to Tony.. "

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By *allyWally19Woman
over a year ago

The Road to Nowhere

Someone stood on it with a stiletto heel

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over a year ago

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