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lil monday morn song for the ladies lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

SING IT GIRLS!! At first i was afraid, I was petrified! When you said you had 10 inches, Lord i almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that i grew strong and knew that i could take you on... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you brought me French Fry! I sh

ould have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream! Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in your jeans! Go on now-Go, walk out the door, don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't find you out? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count? I will survive! I will survive! As long as I have batteries, my sex life's going to thrive! I will always have a good sex, with a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive, Hey Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"SING IT GIRLS!! At first i was afraid, I was petrified! When you said you had 10 inches, Lord i almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that i grew strong and knew that i could take you on... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you brought me French Fry! I sh

ould have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream! Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in your jeans! Go on now-Go, walk out the door, don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't find you out? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count? I will survive! I will survive! As long as I have batteries, my sex life's going to thrive! I will always have a good sex, with a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive, Hey Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuckin hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuckin hell "

that song was wrote bout you jonny lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL u brightened my monday TY

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"LOL u brightened my monday TY "

brought a smile to my face too lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuckin hell "

whats up johnboyyyyy lol

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By *uteirishaWoman
over a year ago

ghost town

That is HILARIOUS!!..gotta be a theme song somewhere!!..x

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Well done Ty fancy a bag of fries and not mc donalds home cut thick and juicy

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By *quarius tvTV/TS
over a year ago

ballymena

Gud to c ty on form nt just a pretty face hun brightened up me day ) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it a brillant song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it a brillant song "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great! Just as well I didn't read it this morning or I'd have been singing in the office all day ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ty that's fantastic. Did you put that together?

Next we need to see you perform it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good one!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well done Ty fancy a bag of fries and not mc donalds home cut thick and juicy "

as i,m a bit peckish thick and juicy perleaseeeeeee and thank you lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Great! Just as well I didn't read it this morning or I'd have been singing in the office all day ha ha"

keep it for tommorrow lol have to say i hummed the tune a few times today myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That is HILARIOUS!!..gotta be a theme song somewhere!!..x "

there is

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"it a brillant song "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ty that's fantastic. Did you put that together?

Next we need to see you perform it. "

i could take the credit but i,m not that witty on a monday morn lol but i,ll perform it spmetime for ya no bother at all lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gud to c ty on form nt just a pretty face hun brightened up me day ) xx"

defs not one has orther hidden talents lol

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