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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When innocent everyday things become sexually loaded, and your mind is polluted

I needed a Shoe Horn to get my new runners on. Could I ask the staff with a straight face if they had a shoe horn? No I couldnt

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

In fairness even before I joined fab saying horn could make me giggle inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When innocent everyday things become sexually loaded, and your mind is polluted

I needed a Shoe Horn to get my new runners on. Could I ask the staff with a straight face if they had a shoe horn? No I couldnt "

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

I'm embarrassed to put a pineapple in my shopping trolly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm embarrassed to put a pineapple in my shopping trolly. "

or buy new socks??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a fruit and veg van that I see all the time. It's called Doyle Veg Preparation with DVP in big letters . I doubt they are aware of Double Vaginal Penetration!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's a fruit and veg van that I see all the time. It's called Doyle Veg Preparation with DVP in big letters . I doubt they are aware of Double Vaginal Penetration! "

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By *n my radarMan
over a year ago

mayo

That y I cant eat cucumber lol too many porn with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you ever look at your shopping and realise it looks like it's your clearly shopping for a kinky session...even if your not

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"There's a fruit and veg van that I see all the time. It's called Doyle Veg Preparation with DVP in big letters . I doubt they are aware of Double Vaginal Penetration! "

I've worked there ....closest i ever got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a fruit and veg van that I see all the time. It's called Doyle Veg Preparation with DVP in big letters . I doubt they are aware of Double Vaginal Penetration!

I've worked there ....closest i ever got "

Please tell me you used to have a DVP business card!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"There's a fruit and veg van that I see all the time. It's called Doyle Veg Preparation with DVP in big letters . I doubt they are aware of Double Vaginal Penetration!

I've worked there ....closest i ever got

Please tell me you used to have a DVP business card!"

Pm sent

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"I'm embarrassed to put a pineapple in my shopping trolly.

or buy new socks?? "

Bulk buy

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

There's a pub i pass a few evenings a week just outside of town called The Fighting Cocks always makes me Laugh

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

You lot are so suggestible

I never think about sex when I am not logged on

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"There's a pub i pass a few evenings a week just outside of town called The Fighting Cocks always makes me Laugh "

I wonder does it sell pints of Nobgobbler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always think of double penetration when I see Dorothy Perkins bags

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...


"There's a pub i pass a few evenings a week just outside of town called The Fighting Cocks always makes me Laugh

I wonder does it sell pints of Nobgobbler "

They have there own cock liquor i here it's quite thick and creamy

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


"I always think of double penetration when I see Dorothy Perkins bags "

The DPD vans do it for me

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By *lytrucker32Man
over a year ago

Killeagh


"There's a pub i pass a few evenings a week just outside of town called The Fighting Cocks always makes me Laugh "

I know this pub and nearly crashed the 1st time I passed I laughed so hard. And phone calls around there are great fun....." Where are you now ? Just at the fighting cocks !! The what ???? lol

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By *issusWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

There's a huge billboard near where I live with huge pink VAG letters on it.

I genuinely don't know what that business sells or does. That huge pink VAG takes my attention away from the rest of the billboard

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"There's a huge billboard near where I live with huge pink VAG letters on it.

I genuinely don't know what that business sells or does. That huge pink VAG takes my attention away from the rest of the billboard "

Ya can't beat a pink VAG all the same ....I'd imagine a few near misses at that

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By *rankbMan
over a year ago

around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a fruit and veg van that I see all the time. It's called Doyle Veg Preparation with DVP in big letters . I doubt they are aware of Double Vaginal Penetration! "

This is epic! Haha. Mrs x

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Rosy started a thread about going back to college .....how does fab mess with your head....she's just posted about various FET courses....brought a grin to my face

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

Is the shop cex pronounced like fucking or like underpants ?

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By *cerlass321Couple
over a year ago

kilkenny

as well as the pub being called the fighting cocks

the G.A.A. club is also called it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everytime I'm visiting the Mammy and she asks for a hand pegging out the clothes on the clothes line!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Is the shop cex pronounced like fucking or like underpants ? "

Took me a second to figure out the underpants one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a pub i pass a few evenings a week just outside of town called The Fighting Cocks always makes me Laugh "

Done so.e serious sessions in there over the years.

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By *ulu76Couple
over a year ago

Belfast

I run a bit. I assume every couple I pass, in secluded areas, are up to devilment, and I’ve interrupted If only they knew, there’s no need to stop on my account.

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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago

City Centre

When I get an email in work from Data Protection...DP...always makes me grin

B x

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

There's a boutique hotel in Dublin called 'The Wilder' that always makes me smile when I pass it

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By *ymbunny2016Man
over a year ago

Bangor

FFM Electricals got a giggle

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

It was amusing when rhe Institutes of Technology were set up. Every college was called "(placename) Institute of Technology" ...

DIT

LIT

GMIT

CIT

SIT

... and then you had Tralee called ITT

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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago

City Centre


"There's a boutique hotel in Dublin called 'The Wilder' that always makes me smile when I pass it "

Always makes me think of you

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By *twistedtoys100Man
over a year ago

LIMERICK

That's brilliant Rosey!

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin


"There's a boutique hotel in Dublin called 'The Wilder' that always makes me smile when I pass it

Always makes me think of you "

I took a selfie outside it once. The sign is illuminated and so the selfie came out badly. I need to take one in daylight sometime .

I've been told it's very nice inside... The hotel that is, not me, I'm filthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my partner says make sure you've your PPE gear on... (spray, cuffs, baton & gun)...

Ready set go....

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By *hivers2020Woman
over a year ago

lolli land

We have an abbreviation in work for a product called “MMF” which to the normal brain stands for “monthly management fee”

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By *onnrodMan
over a year ago

moira


"That y I cant eat cucumber lol too many porn with them "

Maybe chop it up first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have an abbreviation in work for a product called “MMF” which to the normal brain stands for “monthly management fee”"

We’ve one for the FMF… full monthly fee…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a problem with my `virgin` media `box`... So I had to ring them & yup a guy with a hot sexy voice answered...

Convo was normal at first as I told him the prob as we both trouble shooted...with him giving me directions as to what to enter digitally into said `box`...

Long story short he concluded that I "needed a new box" & used my first name while saying so. The fker said it repeatedly till we both just got a fit of uncontrollable laughing...doesn't seem that funny now but it was at the time...phone call lasted a good hour

With other sexual inuendos thrown in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a problem with my `virgin` media `box`... So I had to ring them & yup a guy with a hot sexy voice answered...

Convo was normal at first as I told him the prob as we both trouble shooted...with him giving me directions as to what to enter digitally into said `box`...

Long story short he concluded that I "needed a new box" & used my first name while saying so. The fker said it repeatedly till we both just got a fit of uncontrollable laughing...doesn't seem that funny now but it was at the time...phone call lasted a good hour

With other sexual inuendos thrown in"

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a problem with my `virgin` media `box`... So I had to ring them & yup a guy with a hot sexy voice answered...

Convo was normal at first as I told him the prob as we both trouble shooted...with him giving me directions as to what to enter digitally into said `box`...

Long story short he concluded that I "needed a new box" & used my first name while saying so. The fker said it repeatedly till we both just got a fit of uncontrollable laughing...doesn't seem that funny now but it was at the time...phone call lasted a good hour

With other sexual inuendos thrown in"

lol!! cracking up here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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There's a plumbing company where I live & it's called `Hole Master`...

Every time I see their van I say WTF...too funny...They have to have chosen that name deliberately `Hole Masters` & yes it's written largely in Caps on their van

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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There's a plumbing company where I live & it's called `Hole Master`...

Every time I see their van I say WTF...too funny...They have to have chosen that name deliberately `Hole Masters` & yes it's written largely in Caps on their van "

*Hole Masters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the ulster gp there is a farm that has a 1 day a year license.. He opens a wee bar called The Cockwell Inn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That ad on radio for further education everytime I hear "fet" I just think such an unfortunate word hate to imagine what comes up.on Google for fet education

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