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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

.....you either beat it or beat it

Day early Friday jokes thread

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Anywhere


".....you either beat it or beat it

Day early Friday jokes thread "

99% of the male population are wankers the other 1% are liars.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

All the family sitting around the kitchen during the week and my daughter in her 20's had a go at her 15 yr old brother for taking too long in the shower at night.

He comes out with " where the fuck am I meant to have a wank I'm 15 thats what I do "

Daughter calls him a pig and walks out ....myself and his older brother crying laughing

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By *rotic desiresWoman
over a year ago

Here and there


"All the family sitting around the kitchen during the week and my daughter in her 20's had a go at her 15 yr old brother for taking too long in the shower at night.

He comes out with " where the fuck am I meant to have a wank I'm 15 thats what I do "

Daughter calls him a pig and walks out ....myself and his older brother crying laughing "

Poor mite! Does he share his bedroom with the brother? They should make "arrangements"

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"All the family sitting around the kitchen during the week and my daughter in her 20's had a go at her 15 yr old brother for taking too long in the shower at night.

He comes out with " where the fuck am I meant to have a wank I'm 15 thats what I do "

Daughter calls him a pig and walks out ....myself and his older brother crying laughing

Poor mite! Does he share his bedroom with the brother? They should make "arrangements" "

No they all have their own bedrooms and locks on the doors...think the shower is just handier

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By *rotic desiresWoman
over a year ago

Here and there


"All the family sitting around the kitchen during the week and my daughter in her 20's had a go at her 15 yr old brother for taking too long in the shower at night.

He comes out with " where the fuck am I meant to have a wank I'm 15 thats what I do "

Daughter calls him a pig and walks out ....myself and his older brother crying laughing

Poor mite! Does he share his bedroom with the brother? They should make "arrangements"

No they all have their own bedrooms and locks on the doors...think the shower is just handier "

Lol, the lazy sod doesn't want to clean up after himself

No locks in my house wonder how they'll manage when they get to that age - not even on the bathroom door

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"All the family sitting around the kitchen during the week and my daughter in her 20's had a go at her 15 yr old brother for taking too long in the shower at night.

He comes out with " where the fuck am I meant to have a wank I'm 15 thats what I do "

Daughter calls him a pig and walks out ....myself and his older brother crying laughing

Poor mite! Does he share his bedroom with the brother? They should make "arrangements"

No they all have their own bedrooms and locks on the doors...think the shower is just handier

Lol, the lazy sod doesn't want to clean up after himself

No locks in my house wonder how they'll manage when they get to that age - not even on the bathroom door "

Surely when the kids are young and you escape to the loo they find you anyway and decide they need to chat

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By *rotic desiresWoman
over a year ago

Here and there


"All the family sitting around the kitchen during the week and my daughter in her 20's had a go at her 15 yr old brother for taking too long in the shower at night.

He comes out with " where the fuck am I meant to have a wank I'm 15 thats what I do "

Daughter calls him a pig and walks out ....myself and his older brother crying laughing

Poor mite! Does he share his bedroom with the brother? They should make "arrangements"

No they all have their own bedrooms and locks on the doors...think the shower is just handier

Lol, the lazy sod doesn't want to clean up after himself

No locks in my house wonder how they'll manage when they get to that age - not even on the bathroom door

Surely when the kids are young and you escape to the loo they find you anyway and decide they need to chat "

They're not that young but there's no shame in my house

Actually, now the children are too embarrassed to walk in on me in the bathroom, whereas I don't give a shit excuse the pun

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By *dx69Man
over a year ago

London

Bless him! At least he’s honest about it…. good on him!

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over


"All the family sitting around the kitchen during the week and my daughter in her 20's had a go at her 15 yr old brother for taking too long in the shower at night.

He comes out with " where the fuck am I meant to have a wank I'm 15 thats what I do "

Daughter calls him a pig and walks out ....myself and his older brother crying laughing "

Hilarious although a little TMI

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All the family sitting around the kitchen during the week and my daughter in her 20's had a go at her 15 yr old brother for taking too long in the shower at night.

He comes out with " where the fuck am I meant to have a wank I'm 15 thats what I do "

Daughter calls him a pig and walks out ....myself and his older brother crying laughing

Hilarious although a little TMI"

Bit dodge alright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All the family sitting around the kitchen during the week and my daughter in her 20's had a go at her 15 yr old brother for taking too long in the shower at night.

He comes out with " where the fuck am I meant to have a wank I'm 15 thats what I do "

Daughter calls him a pig and walks out ....myself and his older brother crying laughing

Hilarious although a little TMI

Bit dodge alright"

He will probably confess in years to come he wasn't even wanking, just too embarrassed to say he was conditioning his hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All the family sitting around the kitchen during the week and my daughter in her 20's had a go at her 15 yr old brother for taking too long in the shower at night.

He comes out with " where the fuck am I meant to have a wank I'm 15 thats what I do "

Daughter calls him a pig and walks out ....myself and his older brother crying laughing "

teminds me of that scene in THERES SOMETHING ABOUT MARY and the hair gel lol

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By *loop JohnMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Anybody got any suggested cures for my nymphomania... Ive tried fucking everything..

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