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By *orny unicorns OP   Couple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Just for a laugh what's the funnest dirtiest pick up line you have gotten?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm nearby how about I pop over and fill that condom

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

I am an astronaut on a mission to Uranus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you here what the tornado said to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts cuz your in for one hell of a blow job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Line i dropped to a cop who was asking me and some friends to quiten down when coming out of a pub in uni.....

'Is your name constable jacobs.... because you're a cracker'

Her partner laughed, she didn't

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By *ettaManMan
over a year ago

Kerry and Dublin

How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk around carrying, like, two dozen limes and then bump into the person on purpose and drop them all!

Then when you're fumbling about trying to collect them say "Sorry can you help me out, please? I'm really bad at pick up limes"

Try for a least twenty limes though otherwise it just comes across as lazy

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