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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Am I still Single

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One of fabs little mysteries .....

But of if we were a Fab Couple what would our Profile Name be and what catchy Tagline we use to attract messages ,winks and meets

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"Am I still Single

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One of fabs little mysteries .....

But of if we were a Fab Couple what would our Profile Name be and what catchy Tagline we use to attract messages ,winks and meets

The casual tart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I still Single

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One of fabs little mysteries .....

But of if we were a Fab Couple what would our Profile Name be and what catchy Tagline we use to attract messages ,winks and meets

Two and a half men

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Boobs and the Tart".....

As for trying to get attention for meets come on just look at my profile

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By *ollypop9Woman
over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

The German & the Scotsman

Someone please help find out what's under the kilt, he won't ride me without it

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Bog Tart

Like a pop tart but doesn't burn your mouth when it gets too hot but can leave your mouth all sticky

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

The Tartan McCarthy

The McCarthan Tarty

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By *olourpurpleMan
over a year ago

Waterford

The purple tart

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"The purple tart "

If any part is turning purple get yourself to the Doctor

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Boobs and the Tart".....

As for trying to get attention for meets come on just look at my profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The purple tart "

Oh my fav colour

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The German & the Scotsman

Someone please help find out what's under the kilt, he won't ride me without it

Priceless

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bog Tart

Like a pop tart but doesn't burn your mouth when it gets too hot but can leave your mouth all sticky "

Sounds appealing

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

Not sure I like Miss Tart as a name

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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago

The bog

"Am I still Single

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One of fabs little mysteries .....

But of if we were a Fab Couple what would our Profile Name be and what catchy Tagline we use to attract messages ,winks and meets

Sticky micky lickers

You dip it she licks it

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By *olourpurpleMan
over a year ago

Waterford

"The purple tart

If any part is turning purple get yourself to the Doctor

I can think of a few normal ones

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Grouse trappers

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

The Busty Tart

The Tartan Belle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Busty Tart

The Tartan Belle

Can't beat a bit of Busty in a name but people might think I have had Boob Job

Ps Profile would definitely need a picture of you in Tartan Skirt be No 1. Hot.pic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Grouse trappers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am I still Single

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One of fabs little mysteries .....

But of if we were a Fab Couple what would our Profile Name be and what catchy Tagline we use to attract messages ,winks and meets

Sticky micky lickers

You dip it she licks it"

Greatest moment in my Life ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not sure I like Miss Tart as a name

I like it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'The Fast and the Curious'

Objects in the rear view mirror may appear bigger than they are

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Tartan McCarthy

The McCarthan Tarty

Good Scottish name do well on Irish Fab Scene

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"The Busty Tart

The Tartan Belle

Can't beat a bit of Busty in a name but people might think I have had Boob Job

Ps Profile would definitely need a picture of you in Tartan Skirt be No 1. Hot.pic

Ohh what a good idea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'The Fast and the Curious'

Objects in the rear view mirror may appear bigger than they are

all about the angles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Busty Tart

The Tartan Belle

Can't beat a bit of Busty in a name but people might think I have had Boob Job

Ps Profile would definitely need a picture of you in Tartan Skirt be No 1. Hot.pic

Ohh what a good idea

I have them occasionally

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

The handsome tart or my preferred choice the tartan hand.

We'd have a profile pic of our hands painted in a tartan of our choice.

I'm unsure of our tagline but fs I've done the hardwork, you suggest something.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The handsome tart or my preferred choice the tartan hand.

We'd have a profile pic of our hands painted in a tartan of our choice.

I'm unsure of our tagline but fs I've done the hardwork, you suggest something. "

Very clean Tartan Hands ready to make a Quality Sandwich for you

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"The handsome tart or my preferred choice the tartan hand.

We'd have a profile pic of our hands painted in a tartan of our choice.

I'm unsure of our tagline but fs I've done the hardwork, you suggest something.

Very clean Tartan Hands ready to make a Quality Sandwich for you

Bloody genius

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By *razy-CplCouple
over a year ago

and surrounding areas

Crazy Tarts

We not crazy or not tarts but put us together and we both are Crazy Tarts

Ooppsss sounds fuuny but catchy all the same

Mrs crazy

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"Am I still Single

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One of fabs little mysteries .....

But of if we were a Fab Couple what would our Profile Name be and what catchy Tagline we use to attract messages ,winks and meets

The casual tart "

This tart has a heart , but is quite happy having casual sex also . I mean other than eating cheesecake , watching Liverpool and tidying up , is there a better way to spend the time ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am I still Single

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One of fabs little mysteries .....

But of if we were a Fab Couple what would our Profile Name be and what catchy Tagline we use to attract messages ,winks and meets

The casual tart

This tart has a heart , but is quite happy having casual sex also . I mean other than eating cheesecake , watching Liverpool and tidying up , is there a better way to spend the time ? "

But I am Chelsea Supporter and prefer Chocolate Cake but rest good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Crazy Tarts

We not crazy or not tarts but put us together and we both are Crazy Tarts

Ooppsss sounds fuuny but catchy all the same

Mrs crazy

Oh hot mixture of Pornstars , Comedians and Mental Patients in this couple

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The handsome tart or my preferred choice the tartan hand.

We'd have a profile pic of our hands painted in a tartan of our choice.

I'm unsure of our tagline but fs I've done the hardwork, you suggest something.

Very clean Tartan Hands ready to make a Quality Sandwich for you

Bloody genius

Thank you

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"The handsome tart or my preferred choice the tartan hand.

We'd have a profile pic of our hands painted in a tartan of our choice.

I'm unsure of our tagline but fs I've done the hardwork, you suggest something.

Very clean Tartan Hands ready to make a Quality Sandwich for you

Bloody genius

Thank you

We should also offer toasties

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By *eductively_SweetWoman
over a year ago

wexford

"Am I still Single

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One of fabs little mysteries .....

But of if we were a Fab Couple what would our Profile Name be and what catchy Tagline we use to attract messages ,winks and meets

Sticky micky lickers

You dip it she licks it"

Lmao I Love this

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By *adylaceWoman
over a year ago

Waterford City

We would have to be the lady and the tart. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We would have to be the lady and the tart. Lol.

Very Classy

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By *lameBoyMan
over a year ago

Enfield & Dublin

"The Busty Tart

The Tartan Belle

Can't beat a bit of Busty in a name but people might think I have had Boob Job

I’ll be watching closely for that photo Busty Belle x.

Ps Profile would definitely need a picture of you in Tartan Skirt be No 1. Hot.pic

Ohh what a good idea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Busty Tart

The Tartan Belle

Can't beat a bit of Busty in a name but people might think I have had Boob Job

I’ll be watching closely for that photo Busty Belle x.

Ps Profile would definitely need a picture of you in Tartan Skirt be No 1. Hot.pic

Ohh what a good idea

Hey its a couples profile respect there is two in it please

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By *he Vanilla ClubCouple
over a year ago

DUBLIN

Treble trouble....the best of wbat Europe has to offer

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By *t777Woman
over a year ago

close by

England verses Scotland

We are an English lady with a sexy accent and a true Scotsman who wears nothing under his kilt. Who would you choose? Or is it both??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"England verses Scotland

We are an English lady with a sexy accent and a true Scotsman who wears nothing under his kilt. Who would you choose? Or is it both??"

Boobs would win every day ... no contest lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red Riding Tart …. Literally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'd be 'The Ne'er Do-wells' - appropriately Scottish & sounds like a surname, but is actually 2 still-singletons coupling up for more rides

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Treble trouble....the best of wbat Europe has to offer

Now I can't get this out of my Head

TREBLE trouble tonight

TREBLE trouble, Treble,

Treble trouble tonight

TREBLE trouble, TREBLE, TREBLE trouble tonight

(I'm in) Trebel trouble tonight

TREBLE trouble, Treble, Treble trouble tonight

Treble trouble, Treble, Treble trouble tonight

I'm in Treble trouble tonight

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By *t777Woman
over a year ago

close by

"England verses Scotland

We are an English lady with a sexy accent and a true Scotsman who wears nothing under his kilt. Who would you choose? Or is it both??

Boobs would win every day ... no contest lol

I never said anything about boobs lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Red Riding Tart …. Literally

mmmmm

oh yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We'd be 'The Ne'er Do-wells' - appropriately Scottish & sounds like a surname, but is actually 2 still-singletons coupling up for more rides

But separate rides or ride together

Asking for single friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We'd be 'The Ne'er Do-wells' - appropriately Scottish & sounds like a surname, but is actually 2 still-singletons coupling up for more rides

But separate rides or ride together

Asking for single friend

If we rode together we'd break the poor horse Jock.

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

How is tartan tart getting away with a whole thread about how shocked he is about being single (presumably because he has so may positivé attributes ) and getting everyone to audition to be his other fab half ?

Outrageous behaviour

I am gonna do the same thing tomorrow

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By *rotic desiresWoman
over a year ago

Here and there

"Am I still Single

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One of fabs little mysteries .....

But of if we were a Fab Couple what would our Profile Name be and what catchy Tagline we use to attract messages ,winks and meets

Tartan Desires - check what works for you!

Erotic Tart - all alluring sweet and savoury dreams fulfilled

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How is tartan tart getting away with a whole thread about how shocked he is about being single (presumably because he has so may positivé attributes ) and getting everyone to audition to be his other fab half ?

Outrageous behaviour

I am gonna do the same thing tomorrow "

Casual777+1Tart

With all our positive attributes how can you resist us

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am I still Single

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One of fabs little mysteries .....

But of if we were a Fab Couple what would our Profile Name be and what catchy Tagline we use to attract messages ,winks and meets

Tartan Desires - check what works for you!

Erotic Tart - all alluring sweet and savoury dreams fulfilled

The second one s

Defo alluring

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We'd be 'The Ne'er Do-wells' - appropriately Scottish & sounds like a surname, but is actually 2 still-singletons coupling up for more rides

But separate rides or ride together

Asking for single friend

If we rode together we'd break the poor horse Jock. "

So to clarify that's ride separately

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