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"Apologies if this has been posted before. I’d love to hear the best and worst first lines of an opening message you received. Wether it made you piss yourself laughing, or made steam come out your ears in anger or it struck a chord and piqued your interest….. Let’s hear them…" If you want bred give me a shout | |||
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"Apologies if this has been posted before. I’d love to hear the best and worst first lines of an opening message you received. Wether it made you piss yourself laughing, or made steam come out your ears in anger or it struck a chord and piqued your interest….. Let’s hear them… If you want bred give me a shout " | |||
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"Apologies if this has been posted before. I’d love to hear the best and worst first lines of an opening message you received. Wether it made you piss yourself laughing, or made steam come out your ears in anger or it struck a chord and piqued your interest….. Let’s hear them… If you want bred give me a shout " What kind of bred? | |||
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"Opened a message earlier to find one word….. S’up That was it. He must have put so much thought into that one!! " I spent a good 10 mins trying to think of something witty to open with for you | |||
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"Opened a message earlier to find one word….. S’up That was it. He must have put so much thought into that one!! " LOL—— “sup” Classic….. I’m sure you replied with - get here quick and take me to heaven….. lol | |||
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"Message two day ago. “I’m into kink. Sh1t in my mouth”. Jasus, that’s rough. Meeting him next week. Ahem " Pmsl You’re on to a winner there…… | |||
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"Message two day ago. “I’m into kink. Sh1t in my mouth”. Jasus, that’s rough. Meeting him next week. Ahem Pmsl You’re on to a winner there……" I’m allergic to peanuts. I’m fucked. | |||
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"I want to enter you through the anus. That’s all it said " That’s what happened to that girl in the exorcist. Swear. | |||
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"Apologies if this has been posted before. I’d love to hear the best and worst first lines of an opening message you received. Wether it made you piss yourself laughing, or made steam come out your ears in anger or it struck a chord and piqued your interest….. Let’s hear them… If you want bred give me a shout " I really love olive focaccia . Oh wait not that type | |||
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"I want to enter you through the anus. That’s all it said " On a positivé note , décisive and good grammar , | |||
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"I want to enter you through the anus. That’s all it said On a positivé note , décisive and good grammar , " True | |||
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"Apologies if this has been posted before. I’d love to hear the best and worst first lines of an opening message you received. Wether it made you piss yourself laughing, or made steam come out your ears in anger or it struck a chord and piqued your interest….. Let’s hear them… If you want bred give me a shout " Fred there's no bread | |||
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"Message two day ago. “I’m into kink. Sh1t in my mouth”. Jasus, that’s rough. Meeting him next week. Ahem " I was going to post the same message ...he's two timing us | |||
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"Opened a message earlier to find one word….. S’up That was it. He must have put so much thought into that one!! " I'm sure it was the way he said it though | |||
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"Apologies if this has been posted before. I’d love to hear the best and worst first lines of an opening message you received. Wether it made you piss yourself laughing, or made steam come out your ears in anger or it struck a chord and piqued your interest….. Let’s hear them… If you want bred give me a shout Fred there's no bread " I wish it had been bread, I think he was feeling a bit like releasing his swimmmers lol | |||
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"Apologies if this has been posted before. I’d love to hear the best and worst first lines of an opening message you received. Wether it made you piss yourself laughing, or made steam come out your ears in anger or it struck a chord and piqued your interest….. Let’s hear them… If you want bred give me a shout Fred there's no bread I wish it had been bread, I think he was feeling a bit like releasing his swimmmers lol " Dick pick do you want this? | |||
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"Apologies if this has been posted before. I’d love to hear the best and worst first lines of an opening message you received. Wether it made you piss yourself laughing, or made steam come out your ears in anger or it struck a chord and piqued your interest….. Let’s hear them… If you want bred give me a shout Fred there's no bread I wish it had been bread, I think he was feeling a bit like releasing his swimmmers lol Dick pick do you want this?" Ah FFS….. that’s just embarrassing I apologise on behalf of all men…. | |||
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"Apologies if this has been posted before. I’d love to hear the best and worst first lines of an opening message you received. Wether it made you piss yourself laughing, or made steam come out your ears in anger or it struck a chord and piqued your interest….. Let’s hear them… If you want bred give me a shout Fred there's no bread I wish it had been bread, I think he was feeling a bit like releasing his swimmmers lol Dick pick do you want this? Ah FFS….. that’s just embarrassing I apologise on behalf of all men…. " It really is . Have an 8 year old daughter and the idea of future online dating looking like this is kinda horrific | |||
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"Apologies if this has been posted before. I’d love to hear the best and worst first lines of an opening message you received. Wether it made you piss yourself laughing, or made steam come out your ears in anger or it struck a chord and piqued your interest….. Let’s hear them… If you want bred give me a shout Fred there's no bread I wish it had been bread, I think he was feeling a bit like releasing his swimmmers lol Dick pick do you want this? Ah FFS….. that’s just embarrassing I apologise on behalf of all men…. " What's embarassing about it? You didn't send it did you? No need to apologise on my behalf when I'm not guilty. | |||
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"Apologies if this has been posted before. I’d love to hear the best and worst first lines of an opening message you received. Wether it made you piss yourself laughing, or made steam come out your ears in anger or it struck a chord and piqued your interest….. Let’s hear them… If you want bred give me a shout Fred there's no bread I wish it had been bread, I think he was feeling a bit like releasing his swimmmers lol Dick pick do you want this? Ah FFS….. that’s just embarrassing I apologise on behalf of all men…. What's embarassing about it? You didn't send it did you? No need to apologise on my behalf when I'm not guilty. " No appreciate that there are decent real people on fab as I know and have met but unfortunately the asxxxxx out weight them. | |||
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"Opened a message earlier to find one word….. S’up That was it. He must have put so much thought into that one!! " Playing it safe | |||
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"Has anyone ever gotten any inspiring ones??? " I once put together a very lengthy scenario with huge amounts of specific detail and sent it to my favourite 4-5 bi MF couples . One came back and said they were interested and we met | |||
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"Message two day ago. “I’m into kink. Sh1t in my mouth”. Jasus, that’s rough. Meeting him next week. Ahem " Ha! Nice subtle | |||
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"Opened a message earlier to find one word….. S’up That was it. He must have put so much thought into that one!! I'm sure it was the way he said it though" Maybe if he had of gone with " S'up *cocks head to the right, raises left eyebrow*" ?? | |||
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