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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A young dolphin, having just watched two blue whales having sex, was thinking about the facts of life and how the whales got together in the first place.

He turned to his mum and said “Mum, how did you and dad meet ?”

“Son” she said “We were following a fishing boat scavenging dead fish and your dad and I collided as we went for the same dead tuna fish. He backed off and let me have the tuna, it was very gallant of him”

“What happened next Mum”

“We just clicked son”.

Ill get Me coat....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A young dolphin, having just watched two blue whales having sex, was thinking about the facts of life and how the whales got together in the first place.

He turned to his mum and said “Mum, how did you and dad meet ?”

“Son” she said “We were following a fishing boat scavenging dead fish and your dad and I collided as we went for the same dead tuna fish. He backed off and let me have the tuna, it was very gallant of him”

“What happened next Mum”

“We just clicked son”.

Ill get Me coat...."

So was him mum watching the Blue Whales having sex too ?... asking for a friend ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A young dolphin, having just watched two blue whales having sex, was thinking about the facts of life and how the whales got together in the first place.

He turned to his mum and said “Mum, how did you and dad meet ?”

“Son” she said “We were following a fishing boat scavenging dead fish and your dad and I collided as we went for the same dead tuna fish. He backed off and let me have the tuna, it was very gallant of him”

“What happened next Mum”

“We just clicked son”.

Ill get Me coat....

So was him mum watching the Blue Whales having sex too ?... asking for a friend ..."

No, as he turned to his Mum to ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didnt get any of these on Saturday night!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Didnt get any of these on Saturday night!! "

I wasnt bored and titting around on the Internet on Saturday night

Was a pleasure meeting You, both Myself and my little Lady both enjoyed your company immensely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Didnt get any of these on Saturday night!!

I wasnt bored and titting around on the Internet on Saturday night

Was a pleasure meeting You, both Myself and my little Lady both enjoyed your company immensely "

Same her pal. Lovely couple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Didnt get any of these on Saturday night!!

I wasnt bored and titting around on the Internet on Saturday night

Was a pleasure meeting You, both Myself and my little Lady both enjoyed your company immensely

Same her pal. Lovely couple."

Get a Room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Didnt get any of these on Saturday night!!

I wasnt bored and titting around on the Internet on Saturday night

Was a pleasure meeting You, both Myself and my little Lady both enjoyed your company immensely

Same her pal. Lovely couple.

Get a Room "

Now!!now!!

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