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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I know 99% of the guys on this site are creeps and weird but I got the oddest request from one of them today.

It's so odd I actually not sure if I can post the summary.

Anyway curious, what us the weirdest request you've ever received?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Are you that insecure that you build yourself up by trying to knock down everyone else

99% of the men are not creeps or weird

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By *ey-Enigma2Couple
over a year ago

Dublin


"I know 99% of the guys on this site are creeps and weird but I got the oddest request from one of them today.

It's so odd I actually not sure if I can post the summary.

Anyway curious, what us the weirdest request you've ever received?"

See above...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you that insecure that you build yourself up by trying to knock down everyone else

99% of the men are not creeps or weird "

I'd lower that % a bit Bog

On the same day I got asked to financially dominate a guy and also hold the key to a cock cage of another.

I thought I was on a other site...

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Are you that insecure that you build yourself up by trying to knock down everyone else

99% of the men are not creeps or weird

I'd lower that % a bit Bog

On the same day I got asked to financially dominate a guy and also hold the key to a cock cage of another.

I thought I was on a other site... "

Stupid question....whats financial domination...is it ..here's my credit card ...spend what you want

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By *hyeyesMan
over a year ago

meath


"I know 99% of the guys on this site are creeps and weird but I got the oddest request from one of them today.

It's so odd I actually not sure if I can post the summary.

Anyway curious, what us the weirdest request you've ever received?"

Finish the story ...

What was the request?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you that insecure that you build yourself up by trying to knock down everyone else

99% of the men are not creeps or weird

I'd lower that % a bit Bog

On the same day I got asked to financially dominate a guy and also hold the key to a cock cage of another.

I thought I was on a other site...

Stupid question....whats financial domination...is it ..here's my credit card ...spend what you want "

I had to Google it myself;)

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Are you that insecure that you build yourself up by trying to knock down everyone else

99% of the men are not creeps or weird

I'd lower that % a bit Bog

On the same day I got asked to financially dominate a guy and also hold the key to a cock cage of another.

I thought I was on a other site...

Stupid question....whats financial domination...is it ..here's my credit card ...spend what you want

I had to Google it myself;)"

I just did ....sweet jesus

I'd love to financially dominate myself ...never mind someone else

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By *ollinrock77Man
over a year ago

mullingar


"I know 99% of the guys on this site are creeps and weird but I got the oddest request from one of them today.

It's so odd I actually not sure if I can post the summary.

Anyway curious, what us the weirdest request you've ever received?"

Speak for yourself you idiot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you that insecure that you build yourself up by trying to knock down everyone else

99% of the men are not creeps or weird

I'd lower that % a bit Bog

On the same day I got asked to financially dominate a guy and also hold the key to a cock cage of another.

I thought I was on a other site...

Stupid question....whats financial domination...is it ..here's my credit card ...spend what you want

I had to Google it myself;)

I just did ....sweet jesus

I'd love to financially dominate myself ...never mind someone else "

me too, myself I mean

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok the 99% is an exaggerationvand only hyperbole.

No need to be taken literal.

Trust me the request was weird.

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

I was asked if I would be happy to have sex with someone’s wife once he had had an operation to remove both testicles

Fairly sure he was unmarried

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Ok the 99% is an exaggerationvand only hyperbole.

No need to be taken literal.

Trust me the request was weird. "

Ok...my weirdest request was to be placed into a sex swing and my

dick connected to a converted milking machine so it could suck me off

Pictures were provided to prove the setup...hows that compared to yours

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This was a request to watch me do "blokey stuff" like put up a shelf or change oil in a car.

Ironically neither I am capable of!

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

The creep statistic should be inverted: one percent are creeps, the rest are average guys.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok the 99% is an exaggerationvand only hyperbole.

No need to be taken literal.

Trust me the request was weird.

Ok...my weirdest request was to be placed into a sex swing and my

dick connected to a converted milking machine so it could suck me off

Pictures were provided to prove the setup...hows that compared to yours "

A regular Tuesday night in some parts of this country.

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

There was also one to dominate a maid and butler whilst they cleaned the house and brought me fine food , respectively

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By *ust4funcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Moira

The dick that keeps messaging wanting to hire my wife and watch her fight another woman isnt the weirdest but I would enjoy getting. Y hands on him for a few rounds

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"The dick that keeps messaging wanting to hire my wife and watch her fight another woman isnt the weirdest but I would enjoy getting. Y hands on him for a few rounds "

I noticed a few women wrote about him before in another thread

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By *3nsesMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"Are you that insecure that you build yourself up by trying to knock down everyone else

99% of the men are not creeps or weird

I'd lower that % a bit Bog

On the same day I got asked to financially dominate a guy and also hold the key to a cock cage of another.

I thought I was on a other site... "

Send him my way. I'll happily financially dominate him.

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By *ust4funcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Moira

Yes he has annoyed quite a few it seems and he is back with a new profile

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By *hyeyesMan
over a year ago

meath

What is it with this site and boogey men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm feeling left out as I've had no such strange requests whatsoever. Certainly none that were genuine anyway.

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"This was a request to watch me do "blokey stuff" like put up a shelf or change oil in a car.

Ironically neither I am capable of!"

I’ve been messaged asking the same thing. Wanted to watch me be a man and said all he wanted to do was watch. He would t take no and is the only person I blocked then recently there was a thread about unblocking people, so I did only to to have him message me again and this time the blokey things had extended to watching me go to the toilet and he has now offered to pay. Needless to say I’ve a blocked list again.

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By *orny-angelWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

The list of weird things this month is super long.

Just got one offering to pay for my dirty smelly nylon tights... might help if I wore any or talked to person ever before.

I've had keys for cages offered.

No credit cards yet.

Offers to do house cleaning for nothing in nip.

Offer of drugs & money esp for golden showers or my bras.

Asked 2 do sounding on a few lads.... don't Google it if you don't know what it is - nightmares will follow.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"This was a request to watch me do "blokey stuff" like put up a shelf or change oil in a car.

Ironically neither I am capable of!

I’ve been messaged asking the same thing. Wanted to watch me be a man and said all he wanted to do was watch. He would t take no and is the only person I blocked then recently there was a thread about unblocking people, so I did only to to have him message me again and this time the blokey things had extended to watching me go to the toilet and he has now offered to pay. Needless to say I’ve a blocked list again. "

Can you imagine how much he'd pay you to put up a shelf in the toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I'm feeling left out as I've had no such strange requests whatsoever. Certainly none that were genuine anyway. "

I can send you one if you're feeling left out

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I've had a few requests to meet. Like how fecking weird is that!?

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By *hatCoupleNextDoorCouple
over a year ago

nearby


"The dick that keeps messaging wanting to hire my wife and watch her fight another woman isnt the weirdest but I would enjoy getting. Y hands on him for a few rounds "

Was just gonna post the same, must have messaged that at least 5times over the past few months!!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Can 2 ladies please just fight....preferably in a paddling pool full of baby oil and do it in the Ireland cam room thanks

Have to go off now and watch the "Girls on Film " video by Duran Duran to relax

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Think it would have to be the one where he wanted to book a hotel and watch me take a bath,there was also the fact he wanted to bring fruit and vegetables,mabey he wanted to make soup and a fruit salad after

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Think it would have to be the one where he wanted to book a hotel and watch me take a bath,there was also the fact he wanted to bring fruit and vegetables,mabey he wanted to make soup and a fruit salad after "

People in my office are wondering why I'm laughing loudly reading emails on my screen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One guy wanted me to call him and just laugh down the phone at his tiny dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One guy wanted me to call him and just laugh down the phone at his tiny dick "

How long did the call last?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One guy wanted me to call him and just laugh down the phone at his tiny dick

How long did the call last? "

I cant remember...check your call history!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One guy wanted me to call him and just laugh down the phone at his tiny dick

How long did the call last?

I cant remember...check your call history! "

2mins 41 seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One guy wanted me to call him and just laugh down the phone at his tiny dick

How long did the call last?

I cant remember...check your call history!

2mins 41 seconds "

Is that all? I was convinced ive spent much longer laughing at you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really a request. More an action. Met a girl for a coffee in McDs in Athlone. Ten minutes into coffee she hands me her son and asks me to give him his bottle while she zips to the loo. I never met her before or since.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Not really a request. More an action. Met a girl for a coffee in McDs in Athlone. Ten minutes into coffee she hands me her son and asks me to give him his bottle while she zips to the loo. I never met her before or since. "

Please tell us she came back

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...


"Not really a request. More an action. Met a girl for a coffee in McDs in Athlone. Ten minutes into coffee she hands me her son and asks me to give him his bottle while she zips to the loo. I never met her before or since. "

You win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not really a request. More an action. Met a girl for a coffee in McDs in Athlone. Ten minutes into coffee she hands me her son and asks me to give him his bottle while she zips to the loo. I never met her before or since.

Please tell us she came back "

Yep. And bang on time. The child needed changing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are so weird and fucked up I'd get a forum ban for even mentioning them.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Mine are so weird and fucked up I'd get a forum ban for even mentioning them."

Sorry

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

co. antrim

I’ve had;

- wrestle with me

- smelly socks

- worship my feet

- gym shorts

- offers to do things to my willy.

I’d be game for wrestling if there was a title belt

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"I’ve had;

- wrestle with me

- smelly socks

- worship my feet

- gym shorts

- offers to do things to my willy.

I’d be game for wrestling if there was a title belt"

Men or women

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

co. antrim


"I’ve had;

- wrestle with me

- smelly socks

- worship my feet

- gym shorts

- offers to do things to my willy.

I’d be game for wrestling if there was a title belt

Men or women "

Men

Although a lady did want me to cut her grass in the nip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve had;

- wrestle with me

- smelly socks

- worship my feet

- gym shorts

- offers to do things to my willy.

I’d be game for wrestling if there was a title belt

Men or women

Men

Although a lady did want me to cut her grass in the nip"

Jasus. Hope you have a good aim. That could turn nasty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve had;

- wrestle with me

- smelly socks

- worship my feet

- gym shorts

- offers to do things to my willy.

I’d be game for wrestling if there was a title belt

Men or women

Men

Although a lady did want me to cut her grass in the nip"

Do you trim hedges by any chance

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"I’ve had;

- wrestle with me

- smelly socks

- worship my feet

- gym shorts

- offers to do things to my willy.

I’d be game for wrestling if there was a title belt

Men or women

Men

Although a lady did want me to cut her grass in the nip"

Hope she at least offered a diet Cola drink

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"This was a request to watch me do "blokey stuff" like put up a shelf or change oil in a car.

Ironically neither I am capable of!

I’ve been messaged asking the same thing. Wanted to watch me be a man and said all he wanted to do was watch. He would t take no and is the only person I blocked then recently there was a thread about unblocking people, so I did only to to have him message me again and this time the blokey things had extended to watching me go to the toilet and he has now offered to pay. Needless to say I’ve a blocked list again.

Can you imagine how much he'd pay you to put up a shelf in the toilet "

Worst thing is I actually enjoy DIY and am doing a few home improvements. Wonder does he watch DIY programs on sky lol

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

co. antrim


"I’ve had;

- wrestle with me

- smelly socks

- worship my feet

- gym shorts

- offers to do things to my willy.

I’d be game for wrestling if there was a title belt

Men or women

Men

Although a lady did want me to cut her grass in the nip

Do you trim hedges by any chance "

I trimmed some a few weekends ago. Not in the nip

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"I’ve had;

- wrestle with me

- smelly socks

- worship my feet

- gym shorts

- offers to do things to my willy.

I’d be game for wrestling if there was a title belt

Men or women

Men

Although a lady did want me to cut her grass in the nip

Do you trim hedges by any chance "

Can you stop encouraging the amateurs to steal work from us professional hedge trimmers please.

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...


"I’ve had;

- wrestle with me

- smelly socks

- worship my feet

- gym shorts

- offers to do things to my willy.

I’d be game for wrestling if there was a title belt

Men or women

Men

Although a lady did want me to cut her grass in the nip"

What about bushes and a zero cola through in for you to do as you please

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

co. antrim


"I’ve had;

- wrestle with me

- smelly socks

- worship my feet

- gym shorts

- offers to do things to my willy.

I’d be game for wrestling if there was a title belt

Men or women

Men

Although a lady did want me to cut her grass in the nip

What about bushes and a zero cola through in for you to do as you please "

Biscuits and it’s a deal

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.


"There was also one to dominate a maid and butler whilst they cleaned the house and brought me fine food , respectively "

How come you have all the fun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I'm feeling left out as I've had no such strange requests whatsoever. Certainly none that were genuine anyway.

I can send you one if you're feeling left out "
.

Yes please do. I'm beside myself here wondering what I'm missing out on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One guy wanted me to call him and just laugh down the phone at his tiny dick

How long did the call last?

I cant remember...check your call history!

2mins 41 seconds

Is that all? I was convinced ive spent much longer laughing at you "

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve had;

- wrestle with me

- smelly socks

- worship my feet

- gym shorts

- offers to do things to my willy.

I’d be game for wrestling if there was a title belt

Men or women

Men

Although a lady did want me to cut her grass in the nip

What about bushes and a zero cola through in for you to do as you please

Biscuits and it’s a deal"

Biscuits would need to consent

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

co. antrim


"I’ve had;

- wrestle with me

- smelly socks

- worship my feet

- gym shorts

- offers to do things to my willy.

I’d be game for wrestling if there was a title belt

Men or women

Men

Although a lady did want me to cut her grass in the nip

What about bushes and a zero cola through in for you to do as you please

Biscuits and it’s a deal

Biscuits would need to consent "

Can I get biscuits please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes he has annoyed quite a few it seems and he is back with a new profile "

Got a few messages from him today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One guy wanted me to call him and just laugh down the phone at his tiny dick

How long did the call last?

I cant remember...check your call history! "

Hahaha excellent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One guy wanted me to call him and just laugh down the phone at his tiny dick

How long did the call last?

I cant remember...check your call history!

Hahaha excellent"

It was too easy

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Weirdest was suggestions for new pics and what I should wear. That was accompanied by naming me in her status with the same request.

Checked my block list a few weeks later and she was naming someone else with a similar request

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun


"One guy wanted me to call him and just laugh down the phone at his tiny dick

How long did the call last?

I cant remember...check your call history! "

BOOOM!

Coffee/spit moment!

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By *ocketman99Man
over a year ago

fermanagh

I seen on a female profile of a friend of mine a request to meet and just eat a bag of tayto and drink lucozade. He wanted the packaging after!!

WTF?????????

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun


"I seen on a female profile of a friend of mine a request to meet and just eat a bag of tayto and drink lucozade. He wanted the packaging after!!

WTF?????????"

Were they baked or normal crisps??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a cuckold couple contact me a while back. The husband wanted to watch me fucking his wife, no problem I said. Would be happy to meet up.

He then asked would it be possible if he could suck my cock occasionally during the session? Sorry dude- it's not my thing I'm totally straight.

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By *OCONO5Couple
over a year ago

Sensual Center

I was asked once if I had a willy ...I was so taken back by the question..i had to sit down

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"I was asked once if I had a willy ...I was so taken back by the question..i had to sit down "

And you jumped back up again because you sat on your balls ...

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By *amson4DelilahCouple
over a year ago

ballina

Jesus I'm cracking up.. and I don't know whether I feel left ourlt or scared.. I've just taken my single male filter off so people from a kik group can message me and mother of God.. the kik group people are welcome to message.. but the rest.. How do you guys and girls keep the faith with such loothers around.. I'll be putting those filters back on as soon as..

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Jesus I'm cracking up.. and I don't know whether I feel left ourlt or scared.. I've just taken my single male filter off so people from a kik group can message me and mother of God.. the kik group people are welcome to message.. but the rest.. How do you guys and girls keep the faith with such loothers around.. I'll be putting those filters back on as soon as.. "

In like flynn

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By *OCONO5Couple
over a year ago

Sensual Center


"I was asked once if I had a willy ...I was so taken back by the question..i had to sit down

And you jumped back up again because you sat on your balls ..."

I look around hoping there was one to sit on...you see this is Mrs

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over


"Had a cuckold couple contact me a while back. The husband wanted to watch me fucking his wife, no problem I said. Would be happy to meet up.

He then asked would it be possible if he could suck my cock occasionally during the session? Sorry dude- it's not my thing I'm totally straight.

"

DM me

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