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"Is there any sort of loyalty card system like the coffee in circle K " Yes of course we want to reward our loyal customers. Your tenth Dial a Ride you get a free car wash and a valet to clean up all the squirt on your back seat | |||
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"Is there any sort of loyalty card system like the coffee in circle K Yes of course we want to reward our loyal customers. Your tenth Dial a Ride you get a free car wash and a valet to clean up all the squirt on your back seat "
Any chance of filling up my wipers with squirt juice, I like the thought of getting squirted all over driving up the motorway...?
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