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By *Sparkie. OP Man
over a year ago

Ratoath

Tell me your Irish without telling me your Irish.

I'll start, " I drank tea out of a glass Lucozade bottle on the bog"

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Boiled flat 7 up can cure anything

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Can’t beat a Tayto sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus Mary and Joseph

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By *Sparkie. OP Man
over a year ago

Ratoath

"Boiled flat 7 up can cure anything "

Classis, your arm.could be hanging off....get a bottle of 7up and boil it, you'll be grand

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Im not afraid of anything except me ma with the wooden spoon

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Sudocream fixes everything even a hangover

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By *atherjackhackettMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

Not a bad oul day

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By *3nsesMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Did ye turn off the immersion?

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By *amson4DelilahCouple
over a year ago

ballina

Milk of magnesia & cod liver oil

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Olé, olé, olé... .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you going out or out out ??

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

Spuds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Milk of magnesia & cod liver oil

That's bringing back memories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im not afraid of anything except me ma with the wooden spoon "

Along with the dustpan brush

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

So what did you get up to for the summer holidays?

I spent it on the bog footing turf and getting ate’n alive by the midges

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Superquinn Sausages

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"So what did you get up to for the summer holidays?

I spent it on the bog footing turf and getting ate’n alive by the midges "

And eating warm sandwiches from a tubberware lunch box and drinking warm TK red lemonade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When glenroe was on you knew it was the end of the weekend and school was only a sleep away

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Can’t beat a Tayto sandwich "

Never had one

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"When glenroe was on you knew it was the end of the weekend and school was only a sleep away "

New lidl ad uses it to great effect playing the music

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Can’t beat a Tayto sandwich

Never had one

Your a shame on the parish, get out!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When glenroe was on you knew it was the end of the weekend and school was only a sleep away

New lidl ad uses it to great effect playing the music "

Oh trust me I know. Seen it non stop all last week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Bother

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"When glenroe was on you knew it was the end of the weekend and school was only a sleep away

New lidl ad uses it to great effect playing the music

Oh trust me I know. Seen it non stop all last week

That's why I mentioned it

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

TK Red lemonade being packed in your suitcase to bring to your cousins in England on your holidays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im not afraid of anything except me ma with the wooden spoon "

If i was being a real wee shit I got the hurl! Bit of an upgrade that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never land to a house or hospital visit with 1 arm as long as the other!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Im not afraid of anything except me ma with the wooden spoon

If i was being a real wee shit I got the hurl! Bit of an upgrade that "

Just a bit

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Saying I will ye when you mean you most definitely will not .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're a mad yoke..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in our day we had to walk to school with no shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure isn't there a grand stretch in the evenings

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By *ady ChatterleyWoman
over a year ago

Athlone

Well to make a long story short....2 hours later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phoning your mammy for a catch up and spending an hour talking about who's dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you know your man, your man up the road there?"

"No"

"Awk you do!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Do you know your man, your man up the road there?"

"No"

"Awk you do!"

Your ones brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very close outside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask me goolies!

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

"Sure isn't there a grand stretch in the evenings "

Tis to be sure,to be sure..

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By *ilverfox3233Man
over a year ago

Cork

"Very close outside "

Tis going to lash rain

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

"Phoning your mammy for a catch up and spending an hour talking about who's dead"

my Dad rings me every week with a death update!

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By *ilverfox3233Man
over a year ago

Cork

"Can’t beat a Tayto sandwich

Never had one

Seriously?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When go around a roundabout, I go from left lane into the middle of roundabout then back out to left lane to go straight ahead .... oh wait sorry I am Scottish I do it the right way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Directions

Go down the road till you pass mc Hales than take a left after the dip in the road, after the postbox take a right and mc Hales is on your right

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Peig

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By *ilverfox3233Man
over a year ago

Cork

[Removed by poster at 09/08/21 19:23:45]

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By *ilverfox3233Man
over a year ago

Cork

"Directions

Go down the road till you pass mc Hales than take a left after the dip in the road, after the postbox take a right and mc Hales is on your right"

You will see a left, don’t take that one

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

This raises the hairs on your arms

https://youtu.be/RAtkcHpSHCw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a parful day. Quare dryin!

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By *herry...Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Granny lighting the candle before exams

The child of Prague being put out before an occasion so the weather will be good

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Peig "

Peig's no more tg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you go way outta that.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Peig "

ya just had to mention Peig it brings back horrors of studying it in school.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Peig

ya just had to mention Peig it brings back horrors of studying it in school. "

Never heard of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im only havin the 1 pint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ah sure it's grand, it's only a bit of craic like

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By *hyeyesMan
over a year ago

meath

The shift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Bull McCabe

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

Won't be long now till the winter!

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Peig

ya just had to mention Peig it brings back horrors of studying it in school.

Never heard of it"

Oh you are lucky.

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By *aura200TV/TS
over a year ago

Limerick

"Won't be long now till the winter! "

The nights are drawing in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I send my daughter to the shop I say..."Don't be there till you're back!!"

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By *Sparkie. OP Man
over a year ago

Ratoath

Will ya go down to the ship and get me a few messages

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By *Sparkie. OP Man
over a year ago

Ratoath

Shop....lol

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By *m_kittenWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

An bhfuil cead agam dul go dtí an leithreas...

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"An bhfuil cead agam dul go dtí an leithreas..."

Those famous words we use abroad when someone says...." can you speak some Irish "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/08/21 20:34:16]

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By *igertigerCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Dublin

I'm gay....don't tell your father

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By *igertigerCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Dublin

"Tell me your Irish without telling me your Irish.

I'll start, " I drank tea out of a glass Lucozade bottle on the bog" "

or picking spuds.... good lord I hated it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"TK Red lemonade being packed in your suitcase to bring to your cousins in England on your holidays "

Red lemonade and Brandy/Whiskey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah Jaysus!! Howya doing ye auld bollix!!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I wasn’t allowed to leave my mammy’s house earlier until I blessed myself with holy water

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By *amalusMan
over a year ago

Tullamore

FUCK DID WE TURN OFF THE FECKIN IMMERSION?!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are ya coming to the bog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a kid you were left out to play but needed to be in before the street lights come on,

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I have an auntie Mary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s my Field!

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By *m_kittenWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Junior cert weather...

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By *ast_jjMan
over a year ago

Dublin and London

The child of Prague being left out before a wedding!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at the cut of ya

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

..a sur its great ta be home so..

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I’m grand

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By *eepixieWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

That’s nice….

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By *ettaManMan
over a year ago

Based in Kerry, work in Cork.

(h)ya,(h)ya,(h)ya (while inhaling)

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"When go around a roundabout, I go from left lane into the middle of roundabout then back out to left lane to go straight ahead .... oh wait sorry I am Scottish I do it the right way

Those lines are only there to guide the builders to make sure they built it round, it’s checked every six months, nothing to do with the traffic or road users once it’s open…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ending a phone call..... bye, bye,bye,bybybyby,byye,bybybyby,bye,bye,byyyeee. Yep, bye.

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By *razySexyCoolCorkWoman
over a year ago

Cork

"Give the ball to Christy"

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"Back in our day we had to walk to school with no shoes"

You went to school…

Ya posh fecker……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sure isn't there a grand stretch in the evenings "

The evenings are bet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be grand

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

I went to buy a wedding present for my sister years ago undecided what to buy and ending up in a clock shop thinking if she doesn't like it she can change it.

Picked a grand mother clock and was told by the gentleman this is a 21 day clock

I thought what does that mean

only to be told it will run for 21 days without winding it

great..I asked how long would it go if I did wind it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sayen the rosery around the sitting room floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell me your Irish without telling me your Irish.

I'll start, " I drank tea out of a glass Lucozade bottle on the bog" "

Feck off, you did yeah

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By *oey4somefunMan
over a year ago

Dublin/Drogheda

When you have your dinner at 1 o'clock and your tea at 6

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By *rcher42Man
over a year ago

Ennis

"Phoning your mammy for a catch up and spending an hour talking about who's dead

my Dad rings me every week with a death update! "

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By *rcher42Man
over a year ago

Ennis

"Phoning your mammy for a catch up and spending an hour talking about who's dead

my Dad rings me every week with a death update!

I get the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you have your dinner at 1 o'clock and your tea at 6

This is the cause of many a heated debate in our house.

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Anywhere

Come out Burgess ya bollix ya.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When we were your age we walked to school rain, hail or snow!

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Mummy I’ve lost ……..

Pray to St Anthony and it will turn up

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By *oudicaWoman
over a year ago

Kilkenny

When you have to put the factor 30 on the minute the temperature goes over 18C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will in me bollocks!!

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By *alwayguy2020Man
over a year ago

Dunmore

Listening out for the banshee

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Listening out for the banshee

Ohhh yeah

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By *rxmrsCouple
over a year ago

in ur bed

Were you born in a field

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By *upersoaker3000Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"Shur dats your own business"

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"Were you born in a field "
or a hospital (or hotel) with swinging, or a big hole?…..

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By *ermbiMan
over a year ago

Ballyshannon

Roll it there Colette.

Staying up late once a year as a youngster to watch The Late Late Toy Show

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Do you think I came up the Lagan in a bubble ?

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By *ermbiMan
over a year ago

Ballyshannon

Don't worry sure you'll be grand!

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By *ermbiMan
over a year ago

Ballyshannon

Farmers tan

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Will ye shift me mate ?

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By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

When you were a kid, Knowing when the street lights go on it was time to go home.

Your ma shouts your name outside your house.... Within 5 minutes "your ma wants you"

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By *ome_wild_girlWoman
over a year ago

Antrim Town

Holy jeasus who left the immersion on!!

(Everyone getting a clip round the ear)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Notions!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Holy jeasus who left the immersion on!!

(Everyone getting a clip round the ear)

That one's been resurrected in my house since Covid had them moving back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mother used to tell if I swallowed an apple pip, an apple tree would grow in my stomach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football special, or is that just a donegal thing

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast

The words "Thierry" and "Henry" bring about anger and gnashing of teeth. I don't care how long ago it was and no I won't just get over it.

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By *ostringslover888Man
over a year ago

south

"When glenroe was on you knew it was the end of the weekend and school was only a sleep away "

I could be wrong here but was the quiz show that was before or after Glenroe called ‘Where in the world?’

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By *ollyballsMan
over a year ago

Carlow

Sssh for Angelus....

The slow set

National anthem played at the end of the night.

My mam use to say "go out and play with the traffic"..... but that could be just my family.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penny's hun!

Then there's the Craic conversation..

Great craic

Bad craic

Craic was ninety

Have ya any craic

Where's the craic

Shite craic

Awful craic

Which brings me on to the word Shite

Pure shite

I look like shite

A hape of Shite

A pile of shite

Full of shite

That's shite

You look like shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bate the shite outov ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Helpful directions today ....Just over the road there

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By *r NovemberMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think

Sssshhhhhhh, the death notices are on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its raining. ,if i get home and the washing is still on the line therell be hell to pay!!! One of my mothers most used.

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By *ifeisforliving2016Man
over a year ago

waterford

Me mother used to say,

" does that stupid dog not understand plain English "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a man lives on my road still has his confirmation money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was definitely a square ball

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By *ettaManMan
over a year ago

Based in Kerry, work in Cork.

Well hanna mundiel!

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By *Sparkie. OP Man
over a year ago

Ratoath

Jays us I'm flaaaaat out, never been as busy, haven't a minute!

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By *ebel_LionMan
over a year ago

cork

i will yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you your piece way ye or will we have to stop for one?

Getting care packages posted out to England when your working containing Veda and tayto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good forgive me!

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By *lameBoyMan
over a year ago

Enfield & Dublin

The big snow of ‘82.

Hurricane Charley.

Riverdance.

Shergar.

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By *ysticalWoman
over a year ago

north wexford

A cup of tea the answers to everything

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

A go wan with ya, yill chance an oul mug a tae for the road..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any chance of the shift

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By *he jumpstartMan
over a year ago

Donegal

Ive ate stew every Saturday my whole life!

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By *OCONO5Couple
over a year ago

Sensual Center

Hurry up...tidy that room before you get a slap of the wooden spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can’t beat a Tayto sandwich

Never had one

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omg you haven't lived til you've tried a tatyo sambo lol

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