FabSwingers.com forum: Superpowers

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you could have one superpower what would it be and why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where i could transport myself to anywhere in the world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ability to turn fuckwits into planks of wood with just a stare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shapeshifting. Then i could shrink my arse which is the size of a small country

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"The ability to turn fuckwits into planks of wood with just a stare"

You'd be living in the middle of a forest

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Id love to be able to fly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ability to turn fuckwits into planks of wood with just a stare

You'd be living in the middle of a forest

Call it my multifaceted contribution to saving the planet

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"The ability to turn fuckwits into planks of wood with just a stare"

I'm just after running my hand along my arm and getting destroyed by splinters. You have the power already!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ability to turn fuckwits into planks of wood with just a stare

I'm just after running my hand along my arm and getting destroyed by splinters. You have the power already!

You're the prototype!!

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I can't decide which ones to give up

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"The ability to turn fuckwits into planks of wood with just a stare"

A Woodusa of sorts

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

I already bave a super power. Being able to function during the day on as little sleep as possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ability to turn fuckwits into planks of wood with just a stare

A Woodusa of sorts

Without the snakes in my hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I already bave a super power. Being able to function during the day on as little sleep as possible"

Ah, the mother power

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"I already bave a super power. Being able to function during the day on as little sleep as possible

Ah, the mother power"

Tis no man-flu

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"I already bave a super power. Being able to function during the day on as little sleep as possible

Ah, the mother power"

I think those powers may be draining though. To have a power where id click my fingers and they would stay asleep. All night. Im not greedy. Ill settle for 3 nights a week

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"I already bave a super power. Being able to function during the day on as little sleep as possible

Ah, the mother power

Tis no man-flu"

Man flu

the dramatics over a small cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ability to turn fuckwits into planks of wood with just a stare"

Please do that! There is a shortage of timber at the minute. You could single-handedly sort that.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"The ability to turn fuckwits into planks of wood with just a stare

I'm just after running my hand along my arm and getting destroyed by splinters. You have the power already!

You're the prototype!! "

My mammy would be so proud to know I graduated to become a fuckwit.

On her death bed she tried to speak to me but was struggling so she reached for a pen and paper. She passed the note to me as she drew her last breath. I put it in my pocket and only read it after the funeral.

"You're standing on the fucking oxygen tube!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To make a woman orgasm by looking at her!! So I don't have to do any of that icky stuff you guys are always talking about!!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"To make a woman orgasm by looking at her!! So I don't have to do any of that icky stuff you guys are always talking about!!

Wait, is that not normal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To make a woman orgasm by looking at her!! So I don't have to do any of that icky stuff you guys are always talking about!!

Wait, is that not normal?

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By *amiero29Man
over a year ago

Drogheda

"The ability to turn fuckwits into planks of wood with just a stare"

THIS would be amazing!!!

I'd just like the superpower to find a good parking space in Dublin when I'm in the city.

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By *hilaboutMan
over a year ago

kilkenny

"Shapeshifting. Then i could shrink my arse which is the size of a small country

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..for flip sake that's a georgus ass dont dare tamper with it

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By *amalusMan
over a year ago

Tullamore

The power to influence probability. Thus making it certain that I will win the euro millions, or anything that can be influenced by luck, I'll always get lucky

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By *upermanslovechildMan
over a year ago

Glasnevin

"If you could have one superpower what would it be and why?"

I'd have the superpower that means I can copy any superpower so I can steal off others

I'd probably take teleportation to wherever I'd want

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

The superpower to able to eat what I like and not put on any weight

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By *amiero29Man
over a year ago

Drogheda

"The superpower to able to eat what I like and not put on any weight

Hah. I've told people my only true super power is effortless weight gain. I can put weight on just looking at a donut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shapeshifting. Then i could shrink my arse which is the size of a small country

Now theres a small country a lot of us would love to explore????

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"The superpower to able to eat what I like and not put on any weight

Hah. I've told people my only true super power is effortless weight gain. I can put weight on just looking at a donut

I think I share that power as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shapeshifting. Then i could shrink my arse which is the size of a small country

Look great to me! Do you need a passport to get in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d go for the ability to be invisible and yes you know why!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a mind reader. Then I'd know the perfect things to say, to make everyone feel good about themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be able to smell into the future.

So I could sniff out crime...

In the nick of time...

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I'd be a mind reader. Then I'd know the perfect things to say, to make everyone feel good about themselves."

Thats a cool thing to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be a mind reader. Then I'd know the perfect things to say, to make everyone feel good about themselves.

Thats a cool thing to say "

Thanks dude. I like to spread positivity and make as many people smile as I can! Being nice is easy and free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shapeshifting. Then i could shrink my arse which is the size of a small country

Look great to me! Do you need a passport to get in?

And a vaccination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shapeshifting. Then i could shrink my arse which is the size of a small country

Look great to me! Do you need a passport to get in?

And a vaccination

I'd take the biggest needle going, if it got me close to a stunner like you

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"Shapeshifting. Then i could shrink my arse which is the size of a small country

Look great to me! Do you need a passport to get in?

And a vaccination

And a cert for anything indoor….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shapeshifting. Then i could shrink my arse which is the size of a small country

Look great to me! Do you need a passport to get in?

And a vaccination

And a cert for anything indoor….

Worth it for this dining experience

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

The ability to shave ten years off age on a profile

Awe jayus its already being done

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"Shapeshifting. Then i could shrink my arse which is the size of a small country

Look great to me! Do you need a passport to get in?

And a vaccination

And a cert for anything indoor….

Worth it for this dining experience

More that worth it I should imagine, rumour has it you’re one of the top cures for needle phobia…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shapeshifting. Then i could shrink my arse which is the size of a small country

Look great to me! Do you need a passport to get in?

And a vaccination

And a cert for anything indoor….

Worth it for this dining experience

More that worth it I should imagine, rumour has it you’re one of the top cures for needle phobia…..

Well id wouldn't normally encourage a little prick....

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"Shapeshifting. Then i could shrink my arse which is the size of a small country

Look great to me! Do you need a passport to get in?

And a vaccination

And a cert for anything indoor….

Worth it for this dining experience

More that worth it I should imagine, rumour has it you’re one of the top cures for needle phobia…..

Well id wouldn't normally encourage a little prick....

I don’t think they need any encouragement…..

That’s why I should be quiet now…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shapeshifting. Then i could shrink my arse which is the size of a small country

Look great to me! Do you need a passport to get in?

And a vaccination

And a cert for anything indoor….

Worth it for this dining experience

More that worth it I should imagine, rumour has it you’re one of the top cures for needle phobia…..

Well id wouldn't normally encourage a little prick....

I don’t think they need any encouragement…..

That’s why I should be quiet now…

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

"Where i could transport myself to anywhere in the world."

Yep, this! Anywhere in the country would do me... most of the women I get on with the most on here live bloody ages away...

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

"Where i could transport myself to anywhere in the world.

Yep, this! Anywhere in the country would do me... most of the women I get on with the most on here live bloody ages away..."

Definitely my choice as well. Very disappointed that we haven’t mastered teleportation yet

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

I was told the vaccine allowed you to. That's the only reason I took. Once again I've been blatantly lied to.

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