FabSwingers.com forum: well hung , or fanny done !

By *amboy OP Man
over a year ago

derry

Ladies who lust after well hung men , is it that your fanny has lost some elasticity. Surely it's not that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like someone has got a mini dick here and is feeling a little bitter .

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By *ancy38Woman
over a year ago

galway

"Ladies who lust after well hung men , is it that your fanny has lost some elasticity. Surely it's not that "

Boys will always think like boys. No, we haven't gone all elasticity. We just like to feel full down there instead of lots of wriggly room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some like big some like small an woman who likes big cocks just likes them and how they feel. Same with woman who like small cock. Its nothing with them having a very tight pussy. Its just a prefernce

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By *hett and scarlettCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Ladies who lust after well hung men , is it that your fanny has lost some elasticity. Surely it's not that "

And that is why you shouldn’t be allowed to use your fab account after you’ve had a sip of your old mans beer when he wasn’t looking.

Probably sounded funny and witty in your head, but to others, it makes it sound like your a 12 year old giggling in your bed as you type.

Best of luck on your fab journey OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies who lust after well hung men , is it that your fanny has lost some elasticity. Surely it's not that

And that is why you shouldn’t be allowed to use your fab account after you’ve had a sip of your old mans beer when he wasn’t looking.

Probably sounded funny and witty in your head, but to others, it makes it sound like your a 12 year old giggling in your bed as you type.

Best of luck on your fab journey OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably the same reason why a lot of guys want ladies with big boobs (I can attest to that lol). We all have our own preferences and we know what we like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why you dont buy your vagina in pennys.....

Sure it looks decent on the rack and shur for the price you can't bate it..but after a couple of uses tis saggy and needs replacing...

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By *lameBoyMan
over a year ago

Enfield & Dublin

"Ladies who lust after well hung men , is it that your fanny has lost some elasticity. Surely it's not that

And that is why you shouldn’t be allowed to use your fab account after you’ve had a sip of your old mans beer when he wasn’t looking.

Probably sounded funny and witty in your head, but to others, it makes it sound like your a 12 year old giggling in your bed as you type.

Best of luck on your fab journey OP

Drop the mic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won't entertain women whose fannys aren't at least half way down to their knees, I'm a size queen tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God I was so annoyed reading the Ops post that my Jameson bottle fell out of my fanny. How am I going to send unsolicited fanny shots demonstrating my loose vagina now ffs. Can someone please assist after two kids it's like throwing a sausage up OConnell Street..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think that for some ladies there is a distinct lack of sensation internally and so in order to feel anything at all, its gotta be at least substantial in girth and hardness ,interestingly the further away the clit is from the vaginal enterance, the less likely the lady will be able to achieve orgasm from penetration alone. Any man who thinks all he has to do is shove his cock in for a woman to pleasured is sadly mistaken.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

My fanny must have been always loose. I had this boyfriend when I was 20, he was a complete idiot but he had a big cock and I enjoyed sitting on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Well hung and Snow White tan”

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By *vpamelaTV/TS
over a year ago

kinkville

Don't we have sience to thank for helping out if a bigger cock is needed and our own is too small?

Big realistic dildo cock. Mmmmm

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

"My fanny must have been always loose. I had this boyfriend when I was 20, he was a complete idiot but he had a big cock and I enjoyed sitting on it.

Did it whistle when the wind blowed?

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By *uriouscouple_94Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"God I was so annoyed reading the Ops post that my Jameson bottle fell out of my fanny. How am I going to send unsolicited fanny shots demonstrating my loose vagina now ffs. Can someone please assist after two kids it's like throwing a sausage up OConnell Street.."

This might be the best thing I've read on Fab so far and I just finished that dumpster fire of an anti-vax thread - thank you for the lol!!!

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin

"This is why you dont buy your vagina in pennys.....

Sure it looks decent on the rack and shur for the price you can't bate it..but after a couple of uses tis saggy and needs replacing...

Can I get a refund?

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin

What do you mean?! Like, seriously - you didn't opt for an elective C section to spare your fanny, Rosy?! Shocking, absolutely shocking

What has the world come to...

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

What do you mean?! Like, seriously - you didn't opt for an elective C section to spare your fanny, Rosy?! Shocking, absolutely shocking

What has the world come to...

I think she wanted a natural birth for her Jameson’s

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Fanny (giggle)

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin

What do you mean?! Like, seriously - you didn't opt for an elective C section to spare your fanny, Rosy?! Shocking, absolutely shocking

What has the world come to...

I think she wanted a natural birth for her Jameson’s

In fairness, I'd like to see anyone birthing a Jameson bottle out their ass

, now that would be entertainment

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

Maybe it was a Baby Jameson….

Very funny thread, thanks to all….

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

What do you mean?! Like, seriously - you didn't opt for an elective C section to spare your fanny, Rosy?! Shocking, absolutely shocking

What has the world come to...

I think she wanted a natural birth for her Jameson’s

In fairness, I'd like to see anyone birthing a Jameson bottle out their ass

, now that would be entertainment

PMSL

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

In fairness, I'd like to see anyone birthing a Jameson bottle out their ass

, now that would be entertainment

Or a good challenge….

Can’t wait to see all the new pics being uploaded after this thread….

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin

"Maybe it was a Baby Jameson….

Very funny thread, thanks to all….

Mmmmmh, could be triplets in that case

And Paddy's will take the backdoor

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

"Maybe it was a Baby Jameson….

Very funny thread, thanks to all….

If we know Rosie she’s a brave girl and doesn’t do miniatures

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

"Maybe it was a Baby Jameson….

Very funny thread, thanks to all….

Mmmmmh, could be triplets in that case

And Paddy's will take the backdoor

Wouldn’t mind a bit of ‘Black Bush’ myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is why you dont buy your vagina in pennys.....

Sure it looks decent on the rack and shur for the price you can't bate it..but after a couple of uses tis saggy and needs replacing...

Can I get a refund?

I may have been thinking about my jocks... but shur slap it up in the counter and see what they say...

I also may be banned from pennys

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin

"This is why you dont buy your vagina in pennys.....

Sure it looks decent on the rack and shur for the price you can't bate it..but after a couple of uses tis saggy and needs replacing...

Can I get a refund?

I may have been thinking about my jocks... but shur slap it up in the counter and see what they say...

I also may be banned from pennys"

Why? Did the jocks have skid marks on them?

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin

"Maybe it was a Baby Jameson….

Very funny thread, thanks to all….

Mmmmmh, could be triplets in that case

And Paddy's will take the backdoor

Wouldn’t mind a bit of ‘Black Bush’ myself

I can only offer Johnny Blonde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is why you dont buy your vagina in pennys.....

Sure it looks decent on the rack and shur for the price you can't bate it..but after a couple of uses tis saggy and needs replacing...

Can I get a refund?

I may have been thinking about my jocks... but shur slap it up in the counter and see what they say...

I also may be banned from pennys

Why? Did the jocks have skid marks on them?

Have you seen some of the yokes in pennys a skid mark or two isn't rare

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin

"This is why you dont buy your vagina in pennys.....

Sure it looks decent on the rack and shur for the price you can't bate it..but after a couple of uses tis saggy and needs replacing...

Can I get a refund?

I may have been thinking about my jocks... but shur slap it up in the counter and see what they say...

I also may be banned from pennys

Why? Did the jocks have skid marks on them?

Have you seen some of the yokes in pennys a skid mark or two isn't rare

Which yokes are you talking about? The jocks or the customers?

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By *oungcouple1993xCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

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By *oungcouple1993xCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Have to say this thread did give me a giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe it was a Baby Jameson….

Very funny thread, thanks to all….

If we know Rosie she’s a brave girl and doesn’t do miniatures

As you can see from my latest photo I like my whiskey like my cocks...large and hard to swallow...

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"Maybe it was a Baby Jameson….

Very funny thread, thanks to all….

If we know Rosie she’s a brave girl and doesn’t do miniatures

As you can see from my latest photo I like my whiskey like my cocks...large and hard to swallow..."

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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago

The bog

Well I've a bucket Fanny so I need a massive cock for it to touch the sides..

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I've a bucket Fanny so I need a massive cock for it to touch the sides..

Bucket fanny. Now that's a first.

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin

"Well I've a bucket Fanny so I need a massive cock for it to touch the sides..

Or a few smaller ones

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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago

The bog

"Well I've a bucket Fanny so I need a massive cock for it to touch the sides..

Or a few smaller ones

Ah now that's a better plan..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you mean?! Like, seriously - you didn't opt for an elective C section to spare your fanny, Rosy?! Shocking, absolutely shocking

What has the world come to...

True story my last baby popped out on the bathroom floor at home. I did need a whiskey for the shock as I waited for the ambulance. Now I require a man with a flute on him that could drive a donkey out of a wet bog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the stretch for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's the stretch for me

Now that makes sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you mean?! Like, seriously - you didn't opt for an elective C section to spare your fanny, Rosy?! Shocking, absolutely shocking

What has the world come to...

Pmsl... rosy your on fire...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Death by FAB

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Death by snu snu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Death by snu snu"

I never thought I would die this way, but I kinda always hoped.

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Death by snu snu

I never thought I would die this way, but I kinda always hoped."

Id make sure it was on my headstone

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

"Death by snu snu

I never thought I would die this way, but I kinda always hoped."

Careful what you wish for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Death by snu snu

I never thought I would die this way, but I kinda always hoped.

Id make sure it was on my headstone"

With a guard of honor from some extremely large women chanting SNU SNU as my coffin passes

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By *an from UncleMan
over a year ago

ml1

I didn't know bucket fanny's existed.iv certainly never came accross one

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By *adyandthetramp20Couple
over a year ago

carry on camping

What do you mean?! Like, seriously - you didn't opt for an elective C section to spare your fanny, Rosy?! Shocking, absolutely shocking

What has the world come to...

The tears are running down my legs from laughing...

Bee

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin

"I didn't know bucket fanny's existed.iv certainly never came accross one

You haven't lived

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Well I've a bucket Fanny so I need a massive cock for it to touch the sides..

What’s it like for an echo, I need to practice my yodeling

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

We're the modern fab version of Sheela na gigs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 29/07/21 13:29:34]"

Sheela na Gees

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By *an from UncleMan
over a year ago

ml1

"I didn't know bucket fanny's existed.iv certainly never came accross one

You haven't lived

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iv lived a very sheltered life i thought this was a date site for the first month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you mean?! Like, seriously - you didn't opt for an elective C section to spare your fanny, Rosy?! Shocking, absolutely shocking

What has the world come to...

Hahahaha. Brilliant!

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"We're the modern fab version of Sheela na gigs.

There’s one of these close to home, now I just have to find the even more elusive other…..

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By *oudLoutishLoverWoman
over a year ago

Colchester

"Well I've a bucket Fanny so I need a massive cock for it to touch the sides..

What’s it like for an echo, I need to practice my yodeling

You’d need a PA system for mine.

Sorry. Second time was the echo from my cavernous fanny.

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

"Well I've a bucket Fanny so I need a massive cock for it to touch the sides..

What’s it like for an echo, I need to practice my yodeling

You’d need a PA system for mine.

Sorry. Second time was the echo from my cavernous fanny."

Beware of the bats!

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By *oudLoutishLoverWoman
over a year ago

Colchester

"Well I've a bucket Fanny so I need a massive cock for it to touch the sides..

What’s it like for an echo, I need to practice my yodeling

You’d need a PA system for mine.

Sorry. Second time was the echo from my cavernous fanny.

Beware of the bats!

They’re quite tame. It’s the stalactites you need to watch.

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

"Well I've a bucket Fanny so I need a massive cock for it to touch the sides..

What’s it like for an echo, I need to practice my yodeling

You’d need a PA system for mine.

Sorry. Second time was the echo from my cavernous fanny.

Beware of the bats!

They’re quite tame. It’s the stalactites you need to watch."

I think there’s a cream for those

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By *onnieladMan
over a year ago

Mayo

"Ladies who lust after well hung men , is it that your fanny has lost some elasticity. Surely it's not that

And that is why you shouldn’t be allowed to use your fab account after you’ve had a sip of your old mans beer when he wasn’t looking.

Probably sounded funny and witty in your head, but to others, it makes it sound like your a 12 year old giggling in your bed as you type.

Best of luck on your fab journey OP

"
????????

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Well I've a bucket Fanny so I need a massive cock for it to touch the sides..

What’s it like for an echo, I need to practice my yodeling

You’d need a PA system for mine.

Sorry. Second time was the echo from my cavernous fanny."

One should always bring a buddy when spelunking, safety first and all that

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By *osmicGateMan
over a year ago

louth

"Ladies who lust after well hung men , is it that your fanny has lost some elasticity. Surely it's not that "

It's not that your dick is too small it's her fanny thats too big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies who lust after well hung men , is it that your fanny has lost some elasticity. Surely it's not that

It's not that your dick is too small it's her fanny thats too big

Could be time to change my username to Rosy Loose Lips

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

"Ladies who lust after well hung men , is it that your fanny has lost some elasticity. Surely it's not that

It's not that your dick is too small it's her fanny thats too big

Could be time to change my username to Rosy Loose Lips

Or RosySaddlebagLips

Has a MAHOOSIVE ring to it

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By *osmicGateMan
over a year ago

louth

"Ladies who lust after well hung men , is it that your fanny has lost some elasticity. Surely it's not that

It's not that your dick is too small it's her fanny thats too big

Could be time to change my username to Rosy Loose Lips

I bet it has a great grip

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By *eterdunneMan
over a year ago

leixlip

And the award for dumb thread of the week goes to.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually. It's about the funniest thread I have seen yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies who lust after well hung men , is it that your fanny has lost some elasticity. Surely it's not that

And that is why you shouldn’t be allowed to use your fab account after you’ve had a sip of your old mans beer when he wasn’t looking.

Probably sounded funny and witty in your head, but to others, it makes it sound like your a 12 year old giggling in your bed as you type.

Best of luck on your fab journey OP

Ouch nearly dropped my phone with that burn !

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