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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere

I fill in 2 or 3 covid questionnaires a day to visit customers...all of them with the same questions

Have you left the country in the last 14 days

Have you had a covid test and are awaiting the results

Bla bla bla

Strictly for a laugh if we made a blank Template for meets with fabbers....what questions should be on it

Non covid related obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you done your stretches before this meeting!!

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Exactly how long can you stay down for

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

Have you showered?

Are you loud ?

Do you like chatting afterwards ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like cake?

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By *herry...Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

How good are you with your tongue

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

How good is your eyesight?…..

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By *Whiskey Guy 2.0Man
over a year ago

Ballynaughty

How good are your handjob?

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin

My questionnaire:

Do you prefer cats or dogs?

What’s your reaction when someone, anyone, farts?

Have you ever been caught in the act of having sex? What was your reaction? What was the reaction of the person catching you?

Where’s the most inappropriate place you’ve sported a visible erection?

What do you sound like when having sex/orgasm?

Do you prefer to be flogged/spanked/tied/blindfolded or prefer to do the flogging/spanking/tieing/blindfolding?

Do you enjoy anal sex? Would you take it (anything...tongue, finger, toy, cock, kitchen utensil, vegetable ) up the ass? If so, do you prefer to give or receive?

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Omg... I'm seriously considering this.

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin


"Omg... I'm seriously considering this. "

A profile displaying our "to meet questionnaire"

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere

I'm beginning to think Saint Or Sinner had one already to go

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

What did you have for dinner

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin


"I'm beginning to think Saint Or Sinner had one already to go "

Ssssshhhhhh, my secret - don't spoil it

(Think that's my next profile update now )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My questionnaire:

Do you prefer cats or dogs?

What’s your reaction when someone, anyone, farts?

Have you ever been caught in the act of having sex? What was your reaction? What was the reaction of the person catching you?

Where’s the most inappropriate place you’ve sported a visible erection?

What do you sound like when having sex/orgasm?

Do you prefer to be flogged/spanked/tied/blindfolded or prefer to do the flogging/spanking/tieing/blindfolding?

Do you enjoy anal sex? Would you take it (anything...tongue, finger, toy, cock, kitchen utensil, vegetable ) up the ass? If so, do you prefer to give or receive?

"

Someone had thought about this already

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin


"My questionnaire:

Do you prefer cats or dogs?

What’s your reaction when someone, anyone, farts?

Have you ever been caught in the act of having sex? What was your reaction? What was the reaction of the person catching you?

Where’s the most inappropriate place you’ve sported a visible erection?

What do you sound like when having sex/orgasm?

Do you prefer to be flogged/spanked/tied/blindfolded or prefer to do the flogging/spanking/tieing/blindfolding?

Do you enjoy anal sex? Would you take it (anything...tongue, finger, toy, cock, kitchen utensil, vegetable ) up the ass? If so, do you prefer to give or receive?

Someone had thought about this already "

Meeeee? Think about these things thoroughly before arranging to meet anyone?! No, never...I just dive straight in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My questionnaire:

Do you prefer cats or dogs?

What’s your reaction when someone, anyone, farts?

Have you ever been caught in the act of having sex? What was your reaction? What was the reaction of the person catching you?

Where’s the most inappropriate place you’ve sported a visible erection?

What do you sound like when having sex/orgasm?

Do you prefer to be flogged/spanked/tied/blindfolded or prefer to do the flogging/spanking/tieing/blindfolding?

Do you enjoy anal sex? Would you take it (anything...tongue, finger, toy, cock, kitchen utensil, vegetable ) up the ass? If so, do you prefer to give or receive?

Someone had thought about this already

Meeeee? Think about these things thoroughly before arranging to meet anyone?! No, never...I just dive straight in "

you cant leave out are you the big spoon or little spoon

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"Omg... I'm seriously considering this.

A profile displaying our "to meet questionnaire" "

I've seen people do this on dating websites actually!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many hours per day did you lie out in the sun .

? or ? have you any tan lines.

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

How's your gag reflex?

Can your ankles fit behind your ears?

Do you bruise easily?

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

How well can you throw an axe.

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By *OCONO5Couple
over a year ago

Sensual Center

does it hurt when you stick that it

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin


"My questionnaire:

Do you prefer cats or dogs?

What’s your reaction when someone, anyone, farts?

Have you ever been caught in the act of having sex? What was your reaction? What was the reaction of the person catching you?

Where’s the most inappropriate place you’ve sported a visible erection?

What do you sound like when having sex/orgasm?

Do you prefer to be flogged/spanked/tied/blindfolded or prefer to do the flogging/spanking/tieing/blindfolding?

Do you enjoy anal sex? Would you take it (anything...tongue, finger, toy, cock, kitchen utensil, vegetable ) up the ass? If so, do you prefer to give or receive?

Someone had thought about this already

Meeeee? Think about these things thoroughly before arranging to meet anyone?! No, never...I just dive straight in

you cant leave out are you the big spoon or little spoon "

There's no question, I'm always the little spoon, even when I'm pegging you

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin


"How's your gag reflex?

Can your ankles fit behind your ears?

Do you bruise easily? "

You might be seriously trying your luck on the first one

Best place for my ankles

Do you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My questionnaire:

Do you prefer cats or dogs?

What’s your reaction when someone, anyone, farts?

Have you ever been caught in the act of having sex? What was your reaction? What was the reaction of the person catching you?

Where’s the most inappropriate place you’ve sported a visible erection?

What do you sound like when having sex/orgasm?

Do you prefer to be flogged/spanked/tied/blindfolded or prefer to do the flogging/spanking/tieing/blindfolding?

Do you enjoy anal sex? Would you take it (anything...tongue, finger, toy, cock, kitchen utensil, vegetable ) up the ass? If so, do you prefer to give or receive?

Someone had thought about this already

Meeeee? Think about these things thoroughly before arranging to meet anyone?! No, never...I just dive straight in

you cant leave out are you the big spoon or little spoon

There's no question, I'm always the little spoon, even when I'm pegging you "

Pegging ... Im Free

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin


"How's your gag reflex?

Can your ankles fit behind your ears?

Do you bruise easily?

You might be seriously trying your luck on the first one

Best place for my ankles

Do you? "

If I get bruised we're doing it wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your ego bigger then your cock?

Do you think you are funny but come off as a complete gobshite?

Do you know the difference between rack and the traffic light method of BDSM play?

That last one is something we do actually ask wannabe Doms/subs. Usually sorts out the posers out fairly rapid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worked in a open office back in the day and was the only singleton at the time, we got chatting one afternoon and put together a great dating questionnaire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *quinnMan
over a year ago

Limerick


"My questionnaire:

Do you prefer cats or dogs?

What’s your reaction when someone, anyone, farts?

Have you ever been caught in the act of having sex? What was your reaction? What was the reaction of the person catching you?

Where’s the most inappropriate place you’ve sported a visible erection?

What do you sound like when having sex/orgasm?

Do you prefer to be flogged/spanked/tied/blindfolded or prefer to do the flogging/spanking/tieing/blindfolding?

Do you enjoy anal sex? Would you take it (anything...tongue, finger, toy, cock, kitchen utensil, vegetable ) up the ass? If so, do you prefer to give or receive?

"

If someone has said they prefer cats to dogs does that mean you have immediately uncovered a lunatic?

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin


"My questionnaire:

Do you prefer cats or dogs?

What’s your reaction when someone, anyone, farts?

Have you ever been caught in the act of having sex? What was your reaction? What was the reaction of the person catching you?

Where’s the most inappropriate place you’ve sported a visible erection?

What do you sound like when having sex/orgasm?

Do you prefer to be flogged/spanked/tied/blindfolded or prefer to do the flogging/spanking/tieing/blindfolding?

Do you enjoy anal sex? Would you take it (anything...tongue, finger, toy, cock, kitchen utensil, vegetable ) up the ass? If so, do you prefer to give or receive?

If someone has said they prefer cats to dogs does that mean you have immediately uncovered a lunatic? "

Or a female .... or both!!

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

Can't believe no one said What is your Safeword?

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin


"My questionnaire:

Do you prefer cats or dogs?

What’s your reaction when someone, anyone, farts?

Have you ever been caught in the act of having sex? What was your reaction? What was the reaction of the person catching you?

Where’s the most inappropriate place you’ve sported a visible erection?

What do you sound like when having sex/orgasm?

Do you prefer to be flogged/spanked/tied/blindfolded or prefer to do the flogging/spanking/tieing/blindfolding?

Do you enjoy anal sex? Would you take it (anything...tongue, finger, toy, cock, kitchen utensil, vegetable ) up the ass? If so, do you prefer to give or receive?

If someone has said they prefer cats to dogs does that mean you have immediately uncovered a lunatic? "

The deduction can only be made through a complete set of answers

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin


"How's your gag reflex?

Can your ankles fit behind your ears?

Do you bruise easily?

You might be seriously trying your luck on the first one

Best place for my ankles

Do you?

If I get bruised we're doing it wrong "

"We" are, are we now?

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin


"Can't believe no one said What is your Safeword? "

"Harder"

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

Seeing as nobody else seems capable

Do you prefer cats or dogs? Dogs

What’s your reaction when someone, anyone, farts? Laugh and distance myself

Have you ever been caught in the act of having sex? What was your reaction? What was the reaction of the person catching you? No. I'm a sneaky fucker.

Where’s the most inappropriate place you’ve sported a visible erection? Meeting with top level management where a director was a babe. Stood up and hadn't realised suit trousers so showy!

What do you sound like when having sex/orgasm? Quiet until near the end. Depending on circumstances. More vocal when opportunity arises.

Do you prefer to be flogged/spanked/tied/blindfolded or prefer to do the flogging/spanking/tieing/blindfolding? Happy to switch on all

Do you enjoy anal sex? Would you take it (anything...tongue, finger, toy, cock, kitchen utensil, vegetable ) up the ass? If so, do you prefer to give or receive? Yes but not utensil/condiments. Both give and receive.

Someone had thought about this already

Meeeee? Think about these things thoroughly before arranging to meet anyone?! No, never...I just dive straight in

you cant leave out are you the big spoon or little spoon

There's no question, I'm always the little spoon, even when I'm pegging you "

Pegging ... Im Free Me too!

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne


"Can't believe no one said What is your Safeword?

"Harder" "

Dangerous

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin


"Seeing as nobody else seems capable

Do you prefer cats or dogs? Dogs

What’s your reaction when someone, anyone, farts? Laugh and distance myself

Have you ever been caught in the act of having sex? What was your reaction? What was the reaction of the person catching you? No. I'm a sneaky fucker.

Where’s the most inappropriate place you’ve sported a visible erection? Meeting with top level management where a director was a babe. Stood up and hadn't realised suit trousers so showy!

What do you sound like when having sex/orgasm? Quiet until near the end. Depending on circumstances. More vocal when opportunity arises.

Do you prefer to be flogged/spanked/tied/blindfolded or prefer to do the flogging/spanking/tieing/blindfolding? Happy to switch on all

Do you enjoy anal sex? Would you take it (anything...tongue, finger, toy, cock, kitchen utensil, vegetable ) up the ass? If so, do you prefer to give or receive? Yes but not utensil/condiments. Both give and receive.

Someone had thought about this already

Meeeee? Think about these things thoroughly before arranging to meet anyone?! No, never...I just dive straight in

you cant leave out are you the big spoon or little spoon

There's no question, I'm always the little spoon, even when I'm pegging you "

Pegging ... Im Free Me too! "

" Seeing as nobody else seems capable "

Nice

I know some of my Forum contributions seem too much of a challenge for most

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin


"Can't believe no one said What is your Safeword?

"Harder"

Dangerous "

I wonder would it be respected ... isn't danger the name of the game for some

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne


"Seeing as nobody else seems capable

Do you prefer cats or dogs? Dogs

What’s your reaction when someone, anyone, farts? Laugh and distance myself

Have you ever been caught in the act of having sex? What was your reaction? What was the reaction of the person catching you? No. I'm a sneaky fucker.

Where’s the most inappropriate place you’ve sported a visible erection? Meeting with top level management where a director was a babe. Stood up and hadn't realised suit trousers so showy!

What do you sound like when having sex/orgasm? Quiet until near the end. Depending on circumstances. More vocal when opportunity arises.

Do you prefer to be flogged/spanked/tied/blindfolded or prefer to do the flogging/spanking/tieing/blindfolding? Happy to switch on all

Do you enjoy anal sex? Would you take it (anything...tongue, finger, toy, cock, kitchen utensil, vegetable ) up the ass? If so, do you prefer to give or receive? Yes but not utensil/condiments. Both give and receive.

Someone had thought about this already

Meeeee? Think about these things thoroughly before arranging to meet anyone?! No, never...I just dive straight in

you cant leave out are you the big spoon or little spoon

There's no question, I'm always the little spoon, even when I'm pegging you "

Pegging ... Im Free Me too!

" Seeing as nobody else seems capable "

Nice

I know some of my Forum contributions seem too much of a challenge for most "

Not for all

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne


"Can't believe no one said What is your Safeword?

"Harder"

Dangerous

I wonder would it be respected ... isn't danger the name of the game for some "

That would all depend on the coffee conversation on advance, where all these things should be discussed.

Otherwise we fall into the No means Yes scary stuff we can all be better off without

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin


"Can't believe no one said What is your Safeword?

"Harder"

Dangerous

I wonder would it be respected ... isn't danger the name of the game for some

That would all depend on the coffee conversation on advance, where all these things should be discussed.

Otherwise we fall into the No means Yes scary stuff we can all be better off without "

I think it's a helluva lot more than a conversation over coffee in this instance

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne


"Can't believe no one said What is your Safeword?

"Harder"

Dangerous

I wonder would it be respected ... isn't danger the name of the game for some

That would all depend on the coffee conversation on advance, where all these things should be discussed.

Otherwise we fall into the No means Yes scary stuff we can all be better off without

I think it's a helluva lot more than a conversation over coffee in this instance "

All about discussing limits and if any are flexible/wanting to be pushed. Conversation is always key, preferably in advance, though sometimes during, as I've discovered and I'm sure others have to. Regardless, always stop at the Safeword and ask

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin


"Can't believe no one said What is your Safeword?

"Harder"

Dangerous

I wonder would it be respected ... isn't danger the name of the game for some

That would all depend on the coffee conversation on advance, where all these things should be discussed.

Otherwise we fall into the No means Yes scary stuff we can all be better off without

I think it's a helluva lot more than a conversation over coffee in this instance

All about discussing limits and if any are flexible/wanting to be pushed. Conversation is always key, preferably in advance, though sometimes during, as I've discovered and I'm sure others have to. Regardless, always stop at the Safeword and ask "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adding

Pineapple on a pizza?


"My questionnaire:

Do you prefer cats or dogs?

What’s your reaction when someone, anyone, farts?

Have you ever been caught in the act of having sex? What was your reaction? What was the reaction of the person catching you?

Where’s the most inappropriate place you’ve sported a visible erection?

What do you sound like when having sex/orgasm?

Do you prefer to be flogged/spanked/tied/blindfolded or prefer to do the flogging/spanking/tieing/blindfolding?

Do you enjoy anal sex? Would you take it (anything...tongue, finger, toy, cock, kitchen utensil, vegetable ) up the ass? If so, do you prefer to give or receive?

"

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