FabSwingers.com forum: Are there any experts here

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If so. At what? How did you become one. Did someone teach/train you or tell you? Or did you just, in a generous mood, give yourself the title?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an expert in self doubt and getting in my own way

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I'm a self qualified expert in cunnilingual pleasure.

Also an expert gardener with proper qualifications but that's not nearly as much fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of ‘professionals’ here

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Personal security

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Lots of ‘professionals’ here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of ‘professionals’ here

Does that make them an expert though

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By *ot neuteredMan
over a year ago

Kildare

I have expert hardware, would that make me an expert

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I'm an ex pert. Back in the day I used to be a professional pert but now it's more of a hobby.

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

Does shite talk count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of ‘professionals’ here

Does that make them an expert though

Expert professionals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd consider myself more of a buff than an expert

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

There's self processed giggles here somewhere,

I knows there is"

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By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

I know stuff about things

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin

Expertly lazing about in the sunshine

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Why would I need to be an expert when there are plenty on here who will tell me how I should behave, what I should think or say and why I'm wrong all the time?

And as for the women.... !

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin

"Why would I need to be an expert when there are plenty on here who will tell me how I should behave, what I should think or say and why I'm wrong all the time?

And as for the women.... !"

At least you know your place

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Why would I need to be an expert when there are plenty on here who will tell me how I should behave, what I should think or say and why I'm wrong all the time?

And as for the women.... !"

Hey i only made recommendations ok jeez some people

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Why would I need to be an expert when there are plenty on here who will tell me how I should behave, what I should think or say and why I'm wrong all the time?

And as for the women.... !

Hey i only made recommendations ok jeez some people

Ye but doing the floss in white skinny jeans? Seriously?

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Why would I need to be an expert when there are plenty on here who will tell me how I should behave, what I should think or say and why I'm wrong all the time?

And as for the women.... !

Hey i only made recommendations ok jeez some people

Ye but doing the floss in white skinny jeans? Seriously?"

they didnt HAVE to be skinny jeans. white boxers would work just as well

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

I'm not a gynecologist but I'll have a look

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By *ed_AliceWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

In a previous career one of my mantras was, "know enough to know when to call in the experts"

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By *oejoxxxMan
over a year ago

anywhere

So very true, go to the top of the class girl

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Why would I need to be an expert when there are plenty on here who will tell me how I should behave, what I should think or say and why I'm wrong all the time?

And as for the women.... !

Hey i only made recommendations ok jeez some people

Ye but doing the floss in white skinny jeans? Seriously?

they didnt HAVE to be skinny jeans. white boxers would work just as well

It's the flossing that I've the problem with, not the tightly whiteys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would I need to be an expert when there are plenty on here who will tell me how I should behave, what I should think or say and why I'm wrong all the time?

And as for the women.... !

Hey i only made recommendations ok jeez some people

Ye but doing the floss in white skinny jeans? Seriously?

they didnt HAVE to be skinny jeans. white boxers would work just as well

Oh now there's an image

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Why would I need to be an expert when there are plenty on here who will tell me how I should behave, what I should think or say and why I'm wrong all the time?

And as for the women.... !

Hey i only made recommendations ok jeez some people

Ye but doing the floss in white skinny jeans? Seriously?

they didnt HAVE to be skinny jeans. white boxers would work just as well

It's the flossing that I've the problem with, not the tightly whiteys

its what the cool kids are doing these days

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Why would I need to be an expert when there are plenty on here who will tell me how I should behave, what I should think or say and why I'm wrong all the time?

And as for the women.... !

Hey i only made recommendations ok jeez some people

Ye but doing the floss in white skinny jeans? Seriously?

they didnt HAVE to be skinny jeans. white boxers would work just as well

It's the flossing that I've the problem with, not the tightly whiteys

its what the cool kids are doing these days"

I'm more of a cool squid

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By *rgasmo87Man
over a year ago

Ballynahinch Area

Qualified horticulturist

Been teaching veg growing for years and do garden design on the side

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By *rmrspumpCouple
over a year ago

narnia

I've appeared in court as an expert witness.. MrP

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

"I've appeared in court as an expert witness.. MrP"

So you were a witness of an expert then?

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By *inaandterryCouple
over a year ago

Westmeath

I've a literny of qualifications that are required but I've never needed.

Only licence that mattered was the wedding one, without it I couldn't have married Tina (question? what in gods name does a priest know about married anyway) x

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

"I've appeared in court as an expert witness.. MrP"

I suppose you swore to tell the truth,the whole truth and anything but the truth

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By *lameBoyMan
over a year ago

Enfield & Dublin

I’m a Jack of all trades but I’ve mastered a few.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No sadly

Always wished I could claim expertise at something

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

From the academic perspective you need the specific qualification then to work in the field for a long time

The more niche it is the more likely you are gain thé title

That’s very different from being an expert at putting in external insulation for example which requires a very different pathway I suspect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a self taught pleasure giver.

I have mastered cunnilingus, fellatio, rimming, fingering skill of a world class pianist.

But do you really need to be an expert for sex or just be attuned to your play partner…observation & communications are also key skills.

So I think I have many skills but i would not claim I am no experts or master.

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

The aspiring 'expert' in any discipline is obliged to autodidactically invest at least ten thousand hours of intensive study and practice to accomplish the requisite level of esoteric expertise!

Commonly known, especially in epistomological circles, as the 10,000 hour rule.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The aspiring 'expert' in any discipline is obliged to autodidactically invest at least ten thousand hours of intensive study and practice to accomplish the requisite level of esoteric expertise!

Commonly known, especially in epistomological circles, as the 10,000 hour rule.

Yay, great news, Im a people expert in that case! Trained and practised

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

If someone can explain epistomological to me I'll call them an expert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If someone can explain epistomological to me I'll call them an expert

"Epistemologists study the nature, origin, and scope of knowledge, epistemic justification, the rationality of belief, and various related issues."

research expert lol!!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"If someone can explain epistomological to me I'll call them an expert

"Epistemologists study the nature, origin, and scope of knowledge, epistemic justification, the rationality of belief, and various related issues."

research expert lol!! "

Absolutely expert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If someone can explain epistomological to me I'll call them an expert

"Epistemologists study the nature, origin, and scope of knowledge, epistemic justification, the rationality of belief, and various related issues."

research expert lol!!

Absolutely expert

Also a spelling expert

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Also a spelling expert

Definition of pedantry: an excessive concern with minor details.

But I do stand corrected about my typographical anomalous inaccuracy, aka spelling mistake. Thanks.

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

"The aspiring 'expert' in any discipline is obliged to autodidactically invest at least ten thousand hours of intensive study and practice to accomplish the requisite level of esoteric expertise!

Commonly known, especially in epistomological circles, as the 10,000 hour rule.

Yay, great news, Im a people expert in that case! Trained and practised

But why is your profile hidden?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Also a spelling expert

Definition of pedantry: an excessive concern with minor details.

But I do stand corrected about my typographical anomalous inaccuracy, aka spelling mistake. Thanks."

If you made a spelling mistake I never noticed

I'm dyslexic so I'm fucked if i could notice

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"The aspiring 'expert' in any discipline is obliged to autodidactically invest at least ten thousand hours of intensive study and practice to accomplish the requisite level of esoteric expertise!

Commonly known, especially in epistomological circles, as the 10,000 hour rule.

Yay, great news, Im a people expert in that case! Trained and practised

But why is your profile hidden?"

Because she obviously wants to hide it for a while which is her perogative There is nothing in the rules of the site saying she has to explain why she has.

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"The aspiring 'expert' in any discipline is obliged to autodidactically invest at least ten thousand hours of intensive study and practice to accomplish the requisite level of esoteric expertise!

Commonly known, especially in epistomological circles, as the 10,000 hour rule.

Yay, great news, Im a people expert in that case! Trained and practised

But why is your profile hidden?"

Because a sufficient level of expertise has already been achieved in the above mention subject…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The aspiring 'expert' in any discipline is obliged to autodidactically invest at least ten thousand hours of intensive study and practice to accomplish the requisite level of esoteric expertise!

Commonly known, especially in epistomological circles, as the 10,000 hour rule.

Yay, great news, Im a people expert in that case! Trained and practised

But why is your profile hidden?

Because a sufficient level of expertise has already been achieved in the above mention subject…

pmsl!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The aspiring 'expert' in any discipline is obliged to autodidactically invest at least ten thousand hours of intensive study and practice to accomplish the requisite level of esoteric expertise!

Commonly known, especially in epistomological circles, as the 10,000 hour rule.

Yay, great news, Im a people expert in that case! Trained and practised

But why is your profile hidden?

Because a sufficient level of expertise has already been achieved in the above mention subject…

Jedi

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

pmsl!!

Reciprocatedly pmsl!

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I'm an expert in folklore. Trolls are mythical creatures who intentionally try to instigate conflict, hostility, or arguments in an online social community. ... Trolls often use inflammatory messages to provoke emotional responses out of people, disrupting otherwise civil discussion.

They don't all live under bridges.

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

This place could run the country it has that many experts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an expert in this and falling asleep

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Bo, one acknowledges and respects her prerogative, but one is curious about the manifestation of this unusual phenomenon on a site, whose primary raison d'etre is the dissemination of information about one's biographical and morphological data, and preferences.

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"This place could run the country it has that many experts

Would there be more or less people getting rode?…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This place could run the country it has that many experts

Would there be more or less people getting rode?…..

less id imagine, but it would be quality rides

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"This place could run the country it has that many experts

Would there be more or less people getting rode?…..

less id imagine, but it would be quality rides

Yes, because in here we have a choice, but always quality over quantity…

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

"This place could run the country it has that many experts

Some of us actually do, within our own specific esoteric area of expertise!

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By *agle eyed RobMan
over a year ago

Mallow

The definition of an expert is ' an unknown drip under pressure'

I will explain to anyone who doesn't understand.

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By *he James gangCouple
over a year ago

NEWTOWNABBEY

I'm an expert tobacconist, master of thumb and forefinger smoking plus advanced 'hands free' smoking without squinting.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I’m an expert smiler

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

I have a good right hand

well I can get there in two strokes surely that qualify's me as an expert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fake it till you make it...

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By *r kink8585Man
over a year ago

ireland,

"Fake it till you make it..."

whatever works girl x

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By *an25Man
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Medical

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By *ateniteCouple
over a year ago

Youghal

I heard someone say once that an expert is only ever 2 pages ahead of the rest of us.

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By *wingme22Man
over a year ago

Galway

Keep expecting to get found out in my job.....

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Keep expecting to get found out in my job....."

So do I and it's my bloody company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep expecting to get found out in my job.....

So do I and it's my bloody company

I've had imposter syndrome for the last 30 years, that's more than 10,000 hours so must be my area of expertise

That, and faking normality

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"Keep expecting to get found out in my job.....

So do I and it's my bloody company

Me too….

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By *upermanslovechildMan
over a year ago

Glasnevin

Talking the dog's bollocks

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By *wingme22Man
over a year ago

Galway

"Keep expecting to get found out in my job.....

So do I and it's my bloody company

Me too….

So I take it from this all company director's are faking it....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m an expert smiler

Aahh..Lovely smile

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Keep expecting to get found out in my job.....

So do I and it's my bloody company

Me too….

So I take it from this all company director's are faking it....

Yeah just employ good staff to cover up my mistakes basically

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Keep expecting to get found out in my job.....

So do I and it's my bloody company

Me too….

So I take it from this all company director's are faking it....

Yeah just employ good staff to cover up my mistakes basically

I was one if those employees until I founded my own company and now employ people to do what I used do

Cover the bosses ass

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By *wingme22Man
over a year ago

Galway

"Keep expecting to get found out in my job.....

So do I and it's my bloody company

Me too….

So I take it from this all company director's are faking it....

Yeah just employ good staff to cover up my mistakes basically

I was one if those employees until I founded my own company and now employ people to do what I used do

Cover the bosses ass

Fuck I'm doing it wrong so as I love doing the work ffs....

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Keep expecting to get found out in my job.....

So do I and it's my bloody company

Me too….

So I take it from this all company director's are faking it....

Yeah just employ good staff to cover up my mistakes basically

I was one if those employees until I founded my own company and now employ people to do what I used do

Cover the bosses ass

Really did you get bodyguards for your ass now? Crikey sIren and I must have given lil cj a real freight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep expecting to get found out in my job.....

So do I and it's my bloody company

Me too….

So I take it from this all company director's are faking it....

Yeah just employ good staff to cover up my mistakes basically

I was one if those employees until I founded my own company and now employ people to do what I used do

Cover the bosses ass

Really did you get bodyguards for your ass now? Crikey sIren and I must have given lil cj a real freight.

You beat me to it DH

I was about to make some crack about my pegging expertise

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"Keep expecting to get found out in my job.....

So do I and it's my bloody company

Me too….

So I take it from this all company director's are faking it....

Yeah just employ good staff to cover up my mistakes basically

I was one if those employees until I founded my own company and now employ people to do what I used do

Cover the bosses ass

Really did you get bodyguards for your ass now? Crikey sIren and I must have given lil cj a real freight.

You beat me to it DH

I was about to make some crack about my pegging expertise

So many secrets and interesting being revealed in one thread….

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I’m an expert smiler

Aahh..Lovely smile"

Thank you

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Keep expecting to get found out in my job.....

So do I and it's my bloody company

Me too….

So I take it from this all company director's are faking it....

Yeah just employ good staff to cover up my mistakes basically

I was one if those employees until I founded my own company and now employ people to do what I used do

Cover the bosses ass

Really did you get bodyguards for your ass now? Crikey sIren and I must have given lil cj a real freight.

You beat me to it DH

I was about to make some crack about my pegging expertise

Fecking expert stalkers with strapon's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep expecting to get found out in my job.....

So do I and it's my bloody company

Me too….

So I take it from this all company director's are faking it....

Yeah just employ good staff to cover up my mistakes basically

I was one if those employees until I founded my own company and now employ people to do what I used do

Cover the bosses ass

Really did you get bodyguards for your ass now? Crikey sIren and I must have given lil cj a real freight.

You beat me to it DH

I was about to make some crack about my pegging expertise

Fecking expert stalkers with strapon's

Ooh so I'm an expert at two things!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Keep expecting to get found out in my job.....

So do I and it's my bloody company

Me too….

So I take it from this all company director's are faking it....

Yeah just employ good staff to cover up my mistakes basically

I was one if those employees until I founded my own company and now employ people to do what I used do

Cover the bosses ass

Really did you get bodyguards for your ass now? Crikey sIren and I must have given lil cj a real freight.

You beat me to it DH

I was about to make some crack about my pegging expertise

Fecking expert stalkers with strapon's

Ooh so I'm an expert at two things!

I'd say ur good with ur tongue as well so maybe even three things but an expert i don't know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep expecting to get found out in my job.....

So do I and it's my bloody company

Me too….

So I take it from this all company director's are faking it....

Yeah just employ good staff to cover up my mistakes basically

I was one if those employees until I founded my own company and now employ people to do what I used do

Cover the bosses ass

Really did you get bodyguards for your ass now? Crikey sIren and I must have given lil cj a real freight.

You beat me to it DH

I was about to make some crack about my pegging expertise

Fecking expert stalkers with strapon's

Ooh so I'm an expert at two things!

I'd say ur good with ur tongue as well so maybe even three things but an expert i don't know

I know how to work a clit CJ

I'll be kind and give the strapon a lick to lube it a little

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

Any chance ye would just shag so we don’t have to listen anymore?

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By *ensualandslow321Man
over a year ago

Tullamore

"Any chance ye would just shag so we don’t have to listen anymore?"

get a room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Expertly lazing about in the sunshine

And an expert at getting a tan ???

...yes ..?...no ??..so would that make you a double expert...kinda like an expert doing two things at the one time ???

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By *oxie2021Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"I’m an expert smiler

You are an expert at making people smile…!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I’m an expert smiler

You are an expert at making people smile…!

Aww thank you

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By *tiffler400Man
over a year ago

belfast

You sound like the expert I would like to learn off lol.

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