FabSwingers.com forum: The Swinging Dead

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ACTIVE VILLAGERS:

Geralt80

Miss3B

DublinGirl92

Biggadaboobies

Crazyredhead

The_ofusplus

Inquisitive Lady

BelfastD

JustKeepingAnEye44

Redhott

Jay_Gatsby_D4

Peterdunne

Timb3r

White Witch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As another day passes, the small village of Fabonia is still rocked by the thought of an army of the undead rising up as well as the memory of Geralt80's ham candle

"I mean, how does he walk with that thing between his legs?!" asks JustKeepingAnEye44 as he downs another pint of mead to shake the image from his mind

"It's awful quiet in here today"

"Most villagers are too afraid to leave their house nowadays" says Inquisitive Lady "... Even my dungeon is gathering cobwebs"

"Barkeep! I'll have an entendre, make a double!"

Soon after the village crier is heard declaring from the square..

"All villagers must vote again by 8pm tonight so that we can be sure of who...or what...walks among us!"

"Do we have to get naked again?" shouts the crowd

"No..." declares a voice in the background "...There is another way..."

Out steps a shadowy figure...

"I am Bandalf, Bandalf the grey, and I believe I have a way of determining who is and who isn't a soldier of the undead forces without stripping people bare..."

"Boooooooooo!! Boo this man!" hisses Miss3B

"It's witchcraft, nothing but hocus pocus! Hogwarts and such!" slam the crowd

"Maybe so, but whatever he has planned we owe it to our village to let him try..." declares village chief Timb3r

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Who is this Bandalf fellow? Is he here to infiltrate us like a zombie would?

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By *ed_AliceWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Who is this Bandalf fellow? Is he here to infiltrate us like a zombie would?

I think we should tether him in the dungeon & keep an eye on him...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive heard of a pork sword but never a ham candle

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Nobody is getting a bite of my ham candle until all this zombie business is sorted out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let’s get our thinking hats on

And IF this Bandalf the Grey is who I think he is he will rise again as Bandalf the Shite

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By *1n_eaterMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Let’s get our thinking hats on

And IF this Bandalf the Grey is who I think he is he will rise again as Bandalf the Shite

Then he will ride after that as bandaid the plaster

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Ive heard of a pork sword but never a ham candle

It's not as bad as 'beef curtains'

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

I always get this wrong, I'm going for JustKeepingAnEye44.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always get this wrong, I'm going for JustKeepingAnEye44.....

I won’t take it personally

I’ll vote for 2ofus (sorry guys)

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"I always get this wrong, I'm going for JustKeepingAnEye44.....

I won’t take it personally

I’ll vote for 2ofus (sorry guys)"

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

"I always get this wrong, I'm going for JustKeepingAnEye44.....

I won’t take it personally

I’ll vote for 2ofus (sorry guys)"

Please don't I'm always wrong so in a way I guess I'm saying you're likely not lol

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Guys I don't think there's a vote today? It's every two days I think

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

"Guys I don't think there's a vote today? It's every two days I think

I thought we voted every day but took 2 days for a 'biten' to become a zombie and after 3 days we find out who one is

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Just had a word with the village idiot, Pete and he reminds us that villagers vote every day and undead zombies vote every 2 days.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As some of the villagers make the most of the good weather that has fallen upon Fabonia with a gathering and sharing of mead and beef, curtains are drawn across the land in fear as the village crier declares that there is just THREE HOURS left to vote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My vote goes to Timb3r

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre

Going for Crazyredhead today

I’ve absolutely no evidence to back it up

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

I’ll vote for biggadaboobies

She can afford to have a bit of those boobies drop off

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

Did we cover everyone yet that hadn't been picked?

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"As some of the villagers make the most of the good weather that has fallen upon Fabonia with a gathering and sharing of mead and beef, curtains are drawn across the land in fear as the village crier declares that there is just THREE HOURS left to vote"

What cut of beef would that be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What cut of beef would that be

In my case its tenderloin

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Our vote is for JustKeepingAnEye44 cos well he voted for us

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By *ed_AliceWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Voting for Jay Gatsby because I've already forgotten the plan & I'm too busy in the dungeon to go back & read the previous thread

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

I’m going to vote for Justkeepinganeye just cos

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

Well that’s any sort of plan out the window

You’re all as hard to harness as a pack of wild horses (or zombies)

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

At least it’s narrowed down to 3 spoilers

Take note villagers

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By *ublinGirl92Woman
over a year ago

Hell

I'll vote for JustKeepingAnEye because I'm hopping on the bandwagon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am stuck between 2 as I think now its both him and her . So I'll vote for Timb3r tonight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The bells toll in the village as there's just ONE HOUR left to vote.

Bandalf is seen performing arm stretches and finger warm ups, readying a box of surgical gloves...

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By *1n_eaterMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Mines still white witch. Think I already said that earlier

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As the villagers gather in the square, Bandalf is seen in deep conversation with with the Chief... They both appear very animated... A fight seems to almost break out between them as they stand over the votes!

"Fine, fine you win!" Chief Timb3r can be heard saying as they both turn to the crowd "... Northern Fabonia make better ye olde Tayto"

With that Timb3r declares to the waiting villagers that they have indeed chosen one of their fellow Fabonians to face the witchcraft of Bandalf...

"JustKeepingAnEye44... It is you that your fellow Fabonians suspect as the undead"

"He always did just lie there to be fair..." whispers Crazyredhead

As he walks with trepidation towards the mage, the crowd are equally as worried as to what black magic is in store...

Stood before him, Bandalf lifts his staff and with a thud.. Slams it to the ground... As thunder and lightning can be heard engulfing Fabobia

"JustKeepingAnEye44... Come closer" he says

"Nah, you're alright, I'm fine here" he replies, his legs shaking like a shitting dog

Bandalf the grey approaches, warming his hands... Clapping in time to the thunderous noise echoing through the land...

With that he grabs JustKeepingAnEye44 by the balls!

"At least by me a drink first!!" he squeaks quite high pitched

"Is this... Is this black magic?" asks the crowd

After a very thorough fondle Bandalf declares to the village that JustKeepingAnEye44 is... A noble villager

With that he suddenly slams his staff again and disappears without a trace!

The crowd is relieved yet stunned and confused at what just happened... So sudden... So unexpected...

"... I'm starting to think he wasn't a real wizard"

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Are you ok JustKeepingAnEye44?

He gave you a good auld grope there

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

I think we should find a new arbiter, Bandalf seemed a bit dodgy to me

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By *ed_AliceWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Come down to the dungeon JustKeepingAnEye44, someone will be able to soothe that insult/injury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you ok JustKeepingAnEye44?

He gave you a good auld grope there

Didn’t even give me a happy ending the prick lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come down to the dungeon JustKeepingAnEye44, someone will be able to soothe that insult/injury

Soothe??

I think it’s broken

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By *ed_AliceWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Come down to the dungeon JustKeepingAnEye44, someone will be able to soothe that insult/injury

Soothe??

I think it’s broken "

I'll bring an ice bucket, you'll be right as rain in no time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come down to the dungeon JustKeepingAnEye44, someone will be able to soothe that insult/injury

Soothe??

I think it’s broken

I'll bring an ice bucket, you'll be right as rain in no time

Might help the swelling alright

Bloody Bandalf!!!

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By *ed_AliceWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Let's try to get the swelling in the right parts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's try to get the swelling in the right parts

Be gentle

It’s my first time lol

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By *ed_AliceWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Let's try to get the swelling in the right parts

Be gentle

It’s my first time lol"

I'm not sure I believe you

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Barkeep, can I get a snakebite please. I’ve a shocking thirst on me this evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's try to get the swelling in the right parts

Be gentle

It’s my first time lol

I'm not sure I believe you "

In the words of Charles and Eddie Would I lie to you??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right

That’s it

Fuck Bandalf the Grey and his hands of stone

I’m ringing my Uncle Fumblemore

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By *1n_eaterMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

I'm sure I heard the bells toll when just's balls were tugged.

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Barkeep, can I get a snakebite please. I’ve a shocking thirst on me this evening "

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Barkeep, can I get a snakebite please. I’ve a shocking thirst on me this evening

What? It’s got a kick that would raise the dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning. Whos making breakfast?

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By *1n_eaterMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Morning. Whos making breakfast?

Yes please, fry up?

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By *ublinGirl92Woman
over a year ago

Hell

Hahaha sorry JustKeepingAnEye. We must all be a bit braindead when it comes to voting lol

Hope you'll survive that vicious assault

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hahaha sorry JustKeepingAnEye. We must all be a bit braindead when it comes to voting lol

Hope you'll survive that vicious assault

As long as I’m not bitten by a zombie I’ll survive

Now where’s my battle axe gone??

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Barkeep, can I get a snakebite please. I’ve a shocking thirst on me this evening

What? It’s got a kick that would raise the dead

Thankfully that awful beverage was consigned to the archives 30 years ago ... for humans anyway

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Hahaha sorry JustKeepingAnEye. We must all be a bit braindead when it comes to voting lol

Hope you'll survive that vicious assault

As long as I’m not bitten by a zombie I’ll survive

Now where’s my battle axe gone?? "

I note that it’s all the ones who voted for JustKeepingAnEye44 that are now giving him comfort

Don’t be fooled man, they’re enticing you into their lair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hahaha sorry JustKeepingAnEye. We must all be a bit braindead when it comes to voting lol

Hope you'll survive that vicious assault

As long as I’m not bitten by a zombie I’ll survive

Now where’s my battle axe gone??

I note that it’s all the ones who voted for JustKeepingAnEye44 that are now giving him comfort

Don’t be fooled man, they’re enticing you into their lair"

Why do you think I’m looking for my battle Axe

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By *ublinGirl92Woman
over a year ago

Hell

"Hahaha sorry JustKeepingAnEye. We must all be a bit braindead when it comes to voting lol

Hope you'll survive that vicious assault

As long as I’m not bitten by a zombie I’ll survive

Now where’s my battle axe gone??

I note that it’s all the ones who voted for JustKeepingAnEye44 that are now giving him comfort

Don’t be fooled man, they’re enticing you into their lair"

Well since the start you've been trying to control how we vote and who we vote for...

You even put yourself into the list of innocents... You've been quick to cast a lot of suspicion tbh. Just a gut feeling but you're a zombie if ever I've seen one!!

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Ah guys, someone has been giving massive hints this last while, take note

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

Well I know who I'm voting for this time but keeping it close to my chest for now maybe she will convince me she isn't one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I know who I'm voting for this time but keeping it close to my chest for now maybe she will convince me she isn't one

Can I get close to your chest??

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

There’s a lot of backbiting and hearsay going around, we need to work together as a group and try and find these damned zombies

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By *ed_AliceWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Ah guys, someone has been giving massive hints this last while, take note

Notes noted, but are they double bluffing?

Maybe they are a villager with a Zombie fetish & hoping to get infected.

Or hiding a zombie in their basement & trying to deflect attention

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By *ed_AliceWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

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By *ed_AliceWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Anyway, someone mentioned breakfast. Bit late, but I could rustle up some pancakes & bacon for brunch

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Ah guys, someone has been giving massive hints this last while, take note

Notes noted, but are they double bluffing?

Maybe they are a villager with a Zombie fetish & hoping to get infected.

Or hiding a zombie in their basement & trying to deflect attention

You wouldn't know with that fella/zombie

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Anyway, someone mentioned breakfast. Bit late, but I could rustle up some pancakes & bacon for brunch

Oh I could ate a bite. Add in some maple syrup and you got a deal

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By *ed_AliceWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Maple syrup is a given. Tapped it fresh from the tree this morning.

There's a pot of coffee on the brew as well.

I'm not doing tea - it'll start too many arguements about what brand is best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maple syrup is a given. Tapped it fresh from the tree this morning.

There's a pot of coffee on the brew as well.

I'm not doing tea - it'll start too many arguements about what brand is best

Pancakes and Fruit?? Veggie here

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By *ed_AliceWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

I'm sure someone has done watermelon around here somewhere

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

"Well I know who I'm voting for this time but keeping it close to my chest for now maybe she will convince me she isn't one

Can I get close to your chest?? "

Come on ahead anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I know who I'm voting for this time but keeping it close to my chest for now maybe she will convince me she isn't one

Can I get close to your chest??

Come on ahead anytime

Where should I leave my battle axe

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

"Well I know who I'm voting for this time but keeping it close to my chest for now maybe she will convince me she isn't one

Can I get close to your chest??

Come on ahead anytime

Where should I leave my battle axe

Keep it close by incase we get unwanted guests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I know who I'm voting for this time but keeping it close to my chest for now maybe she will convince me she isn't one

Can I get close to your chest??

Come on ahead anytime

Where should I leave my battle axe

Keep it close by incase we get unwanted guests

Beside the bed it is so

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

"Well I know who I'm voting for this time but keeping it close to my chest for now maybe she will convince me she isn't one

Can I get close to your chest??

Come on ahead anytime

Where should I leave my battle axe

Keep it close by incase we get unwanted guests

Beside the bed it is so

Hope it's a big one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I know who I'm voting for this time but keeping it close to my chest for now maybe she will convince me she isn't one

Can I get close to your chest??

Come on ahead anytime

Where should I leave my battle axe

Keep it close by incase we get unwanted guests

Beside the bed it is so

Hope it's a big one

It’s big enough to beat the 2 metre rule

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What time can we vote from ??

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

"What time can we vote from ??"

Anytime until 8pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better Get My Vote In So

Working Nights tonight

And my vote stays with 2ofUs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As another day passes in the small village of Fabonia, Chief Timb3r can be seen posting "WANTED" pictures throughout the land of the elusive Bandalf, who they later found out goes by the aliases of 'Holden McGroin' and 'Moe Leicester'

Suddenly in the background, stumbling around the village square, is Redhott... Dazed and limping, groaning even...

Jay_Gatsby_D4 and DublinGirl92 look on from the tavern, hesitant to approach or even call out to their fellow Fabonian...

"Is she... She is!!"

"Wait... No, I don't think she is... Look..."

Closely following her out of the late LadyPleaser19's gigolo hut is midget Clooney and the aforementioned manhoor of Fabonia's goat

"Christ, I can barely walk after that" she says, picking up mini Clooney for a goodbye kiss

The village bell can be heard ringing from the square, as the crier declares that villagers must once again vote for one another tonight, as a full moon is due and the risk of an undead army growing gets bigger...

Tonight the villager with the most votes will be tied in the village square and left there overnight... Under watch...

"We'll be able to see if they turn... If they hunt!... Plus it could draw Bandalf out of hiding"

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By *1n_eaterMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

So that's the reason redhott didn't make the fry and I'm to late and to warm for pancakes. Putting wanted posters up is no easy task with rusty nails and a left handed hammer. Might have to go all diet add in the village fountain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im just so happy the goat has return

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Jez they’ll catch frostbite if there left out all night. Having said that my vote is going to BelfastD

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

Crazyredhead gets my vote

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By *ed_AliceWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Thanks Miss3B, you obviously know I like getting tied to stakes

I'm going to put the finger on that Geralt80 wan

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The village crier declares that there is just TWO HOURS left to vote tonight

Given the need for strength in numbers watching over the potential undead tonight from Fabonians any ties will be settled by the village Chief, Timb3r

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

"Thanks Miss3B, you obviously know I like getting tied to stakes

I'm going to put the finger on that Geralt80 wan"

Well I did notice you enjoy the dungeon so much so figured I'd let you have a chance to have more visitors

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By *ed_AliceWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Thanks Miss3B, you obviously know I like getting tied to stakes

I'm going to put the finger on that Geralt80 wan

Well I did notice you enjoy the dungeon so much so figured I'd let you have a chance to have more visitors

I'll install some hashira posts after tonight as it seems that's what is wanted in this village. And at least one more St Andrews Cross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im gonna vote BelfastD, sorry pal

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By *1n_eaterMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"The village crier declares that there is just TWO HOURS left to vote tonight

Given the need for strength in numbers watching over the potential undead tonight from Fabonians any ties will be settled by the village Chief, Timb3r "

Oh the pressure.

I'm still going for white witch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me thinks DublinGirl92 has a deadly glint in her eyes. That's who I'm voting for.

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

May be too obvious now but our vote returns to Geralt80.

We'll be correct eventually ... surely

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By *ublinGirl92Woman
over a year ago

Hell

BelfastD definitely!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

With the bells ringing through Fabonia, another vote has come to pass...

"BelfastD, you have been chosen by your fellow villagers to stand trial tonight in the square!"

Crazyredhead is seen dragging the St. Andrew's Cross in whilst village peeping Tom, Biggadaboobies, is seen setting up her watch Station from the bushes

"Are you ready, Belf..."

No sooner had the Chief asked this was Belfast stripped down to his assless chaps

"Let's do it!"

"It's not necessary to be naked, you know that?"

"I don't tell you how to do your job, Chief. Strap me on!"

With that, BelfastD is strapped upon the cross and presented in the village square

"I just went from six to midnight" he moans as the final strap is secured

"So what's the plan, Chief? How will we know if he's one of us... Or one of them?" asks peterdunne

"He has no place to hide! If the unrest of the undead falls upon him he... It... Will be in plain sight! Come the morning, come what may... We'll do what need be done with him"

"Don't be a tease, Chief" BelfastD says... "I've been a bad boy after all"

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"With the bells ringing through Fabonia, another vote has come to pass...

"BelfastD, you have been chosen by your fellow villagers to stand trial tonight in the square!"

Crazyredhead is seen dragging the St. Andrew's Cross in whilst village peeping Tom, Biggadaboobies, is seen setting up her watch Station from the bushes

"Are you ready, Belf..."

No sooner had the Chief asked this was Belfast stripped down to his assless chaps

"Let's do it!"

"It's not necessary to be naked, you know that?"

"I don't tell you how to do your job, Chief. Strap me on!"

With that, BelfastD is strapped upon the cross and presented in the village square

"I just went from six to midnight" he moans as the final strap is secured

"So what's the plan, Chief? How will we know if he's one of us... Or one of them?" asks peterdunne

"He has no place to hide! If the unrest of the undead falls upon him he... It... Will be in plain sight! Come the morning, come what may... We'll do what need be done with him"

"Don't be a tease, Chief" BelfastD says... "I've been a bad boy after all"

Well at least we'll know the truth with the dawning of a new day

Party in the dungeon later?

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over a year ago

"With the bells ringing through Fabonia, another vote has come to pass...

"BelfastD, you have been chosen by your fellow villagers to stand trial tonight in the square!"

Crazyredhead is seen dragging the St. Andrew's Cross in whilst village peeping Tom, Biggadaboobies, is seen setting up her watch Station from the bushes

"Are you ready, Belf..."

No sooner had the Chief asked this was Belfast stripped down to his assless chaps

"Let's do it!"

"It's not necessary to be naked, you know that?"

"I don't tell you how to do your job, Chief. Strap me on!"

With that, BelfastD is strapped upon the cross and presented in the village square

"I just went from six to midnight" he moans as the final strap is secured

"So what's the plan, Chief? How will we know if he's one of us... Or one of them?" asks peterdunne

"He has no place to hide! If the unrest of the undead falls upon him he... It... Will be in plain sight! Come the morning, come what may... We'll do what need be done with him"

"Don't be a tease, Chief" BelfastD says... "I've been a bad boy after all"

Well at least we'll know the truth with the dawning of a new day

Party in the dungeon later?

Is the flogger not out in the main square?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With the bells ringing through Fabonia, another vote has come to pass...

"BelfastD, you have been chosen by your fellow villagers to stand trial tonight in the square!"

Crazyredhead is seen dragging the St. Andrew's Cross in whilst village peeping Tom, Biggadaboobies, is seen setting up her watch Station from the bushes

"Are you ready, Belf..."

No sooner had the Chief asked this was Belfast stripped down to his assless chaps

"Let's do it!"

"It's not necessary to be naked, you know that?"

"I don't tell you how to do your job, Chief. Strap me on!"

With that, BelfastD is strapped upon the cross and presented in the village square

"I just went from six to midnight" he moans as the final strap is secured

"So what's the plan, Chief? How will we know if he's one of us... Or one of them?" asks peterdunne

"He has no place to hide! If the unrest of the undead falls upon him he... It... Will be in plain sight! Come the morning, come what may... We'll do what need be done with him"

"Don't be a tease, Chief" BelfastD says... "I've been a bad boy after all"

Well at least we'll know the truth with the dawning of a new day

Party in the dungeon later?

Oh yessssss

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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Let’s hope we haven’t sent another poor soul to join the undead army.

Now, which way is the dungeon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let’s hope we haven’t sent another poor soul to join the undead army.

Now, which way is the dungeon "

Just follow me and the goat

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Let’s hope we haven’t sent another poor soul to join the undead army.

Now, which way is the dungeon

Just follow me and the goat "

Ooh, conga-line rat tat tat tat ta taa. Some uninhibited hedonistic fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

What the devil is going on?

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

Ffs the hidden zombies are ruling this town

But at least I get to show off my ass to you all tonight, now come on at least warm it up a bit, it wobbles better when it’s warm

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By *1n_eaterMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

So there is now 3 zombies.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So there is now 3 zombies......... "

Gobble Gobble Gobble ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who’s been eating the villagers

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By *1n_eaterMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Has anyone checked on belfast

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As the sun rises above Fabonia the villagers awaken early to discover the fate of BelfastD

Making their way towards the square they they notice that a few Fabonians are suspiciously absent. Nonetheless they discuss whether or not they had heard any bumps in the night...

"I heard a few moans and groans coming from the square last night to be honest" says Inquisitive Lady

"So did I! Right around midnight, I was too scared to even look out my window with the dreaded thought of what I might see... Those assless chaps will be giving me nightmares"

As they approach the St. Andrew's Cross, seeing their fellow Fabonian still strapped upon it they see village Chief Timb3r sat looking watch over him

"Have you been here all night, Chief? Did he... Did he turn?" asks Geralt80

An exhausted Chief looks up at them... His eyes burning... His face as pale as if he'd seen a ghost...

"I saw terrible things last night... Awful things!"

The villagers are shaken, they look at Belfast and discover marks all over his body..

"At first it seemed harmless! The noise... He'd been up there most of the night after all! I looked away for a second and that's when.. That's when..."

"My God.. Take your time Chief, what happened next?"

"... That's when she took out the pineapple" he sobs uncontrollably

The villagers look at each other confused

"Pineapple, Chief?"

He reveals that throughout the night Miss3B had been visiting Belfast at the Cross. Floggers, candle wax the lot... The pineapple...

"I always knew they had a thing going!"

Those present comfort the Chief and take BelfastD off the cross

"No.. No, I wanna go back" he mumbles in his sleep

"I guess we got it wrong again! Maybe there is no undead army?"

"Maybe not... But there's an awful lot of villagers not here and keeping silent..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We need to up our game guys and quick

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By *ublinGirl92Woman
over a year ago

Hell

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

And that was a night to remember

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

Now who was it that voted for me?!?

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By *t777Woman
over a year ago

close by

"Now who was it that voted for me?!?

I'm sure you enjoyed it

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By *ed_AliceWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

I'm willing to bet you loved every second of it.

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

"And that was a night to remember

knew you had a thing for pineapple

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

There ate a few who have been very very quiet

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By *ed_AliceWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Few who haven't spoken at all. Maybe they're undead

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"I'm willing to bet you loved every second of it. "

Honestly, don’t vote for me again tonight, honestly, I don’t want another night exposing myself to 3B’s kinks, honestly

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"And that was a night to remember

knew you had a thing for pineapple

Does your cum still taste sweet after having a pineapple up your arse, or do I have to eat it?!?

Let me know 3B

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

"And that was a night to remember

knew you had a thing for pineapple

Does your cum still taste sweet after having a pineapple up your arse, or do I have to eat it?!?

Let me know 3B

I will do, best get buying them pineapples then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I'll ever look at pineapple on my pizza the same way again

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

"I don't think I'll ever look at pineapple on my pizza the same way again

Yayyy a pineapple on pizza lover. I knew you served great food in the Inn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think I'll ever look at pineapple on my pizza the same way again

Yayyy a pineapple on pizza lover. I knew you served great food in the Inn "

Pineapple is now off the menu. No pina coladas today . Will you have a bloody mary instead

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"I don't think I'll ever look at pineapple on my pizza the same way again

Yayyy a pineapple on pizza lover. I knew you served great food in the Inn "

Just don't serve THAT pineapple please

It just dawned on me that people are missing this morning. Do the undead sleep by day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think I'll ever look at pineapple on my pizza the same way again

Yayyy a pineapple on pizza lover. I knew you served great food in the Inn

Just don't serve THAT pineapple please

It just dawned on me that people are missing this morning. Do the undead sleep by day?"

I don’t think they sleeps at all

They just eat, travel and make more zombies

The perfect killing machine

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"I don't think I'll ever look at pineapple on my pizza the same way again

Yayyy a pineapple on pizza lover. I knew you served great food in the Inn

Pineapple is now off the menu. No pina coladas today . Will you have a bloody mary instead

If you’ve run out of pineapples I could maybe see if there’s any leftovers from last night, just let me see what appears during the mid morning toilet break

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think I'll ever look at pineapple on my pizza the same way again

Yayyy a pineapple on pizza lover. I knew you served great food in the Inn

Just don't serve THAT pineapple please

It just dawned on me that people are missing this morning. Do the undead sleep by day?

I don’t think they sleeps at all

They just eat, travel and make more zombies

The perfect killing machine

"Perfect killing machines" you scare me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think I'll ever look at pineapple on my pizza the same way again

Yayyy a pineapple on pizza lover. I knew you served great food in the Inn

Just don't serve THAT pineapple please

It just dawned on me that people are missing this morning. Do the undead sleep by day?

I don’t think they sleeps at all

They just eat, travel and make more zombies

The perfect killing machine

"Perfect killing machines" you scare me

I scare myself sometimes

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By *ed_AliceWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"I don't think I'll ever look at pineapple on my pizza the same way again

Yayyy a pineapple on pizza lover. I knew you served great food in the Inn

Pineapple is now off the menu. No pina coladas today . Will you have a bloody mary instead

If you’ve run out of pineapples I could maybe see if there’s any leftovers from last night, just let me see what appears during the mid morning toilet break

No reconstituted pineapple permitted in the dungeon!

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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"I don't think I'll ever look at pineapple on my pizza the same way again

Yayyy a pineapple on pizza lover. I knew you served great food in the Inn

Pineapple is now off the menu. No pina coladas today . Will you have a bloody mary instead

Ooh I love a bite of pineapple on pizza and put me down for some bloody Mary’s too

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"I don't think I'll ever look at pineapple on my pizza the same way again

Yayyy a pineapple on pizza lover. I knew you served great food in the Inn

Pineapple is now off the menu. No pina coladas today . Will you have a bloody mary instead

If you’ve run out of pineapples I could maybe see if there’s any leftovers from last night, just let me see what appears during the mid morning toilet break

No reconstituted pineapple permitted in the dungeon!

Would anyone have a douche?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think I'll ever look at pineapple on my pizza the same way again

Yayyy a pineapple on pizza lover. I knew you served great food in the Inn

Pineapple is now off the menu. No pina coladas today . Will you have a bloody mary instead

If you’ve run out of pineapples I could maybe see if there’s any leftovers from last night, just let me see what appears during the mid morning toilet break

No reconstituted pineapple permitted in the dungeon!

Would anyone have a douche?

I’d say you need a fire hose

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"I don't think I'll ever look at pineapple on my pizza the same way again

Yayyy a pineapple on pizza lover. I knew you served great food in the Inn

Pineapple is now off the menu. No pina coladas today . Will you have a bloody mary instead

If you’ve run out of pineapples I could maybe see if there’s any leftovers from last night, just let me see what appears during the mid morning toilet break

No reconstituted pineapple permitted in the dungeon!

Would anyone have a douche?

I’d say you need a fire hose "

Don’t give them ideas JKAE

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Growing ever curious, the_ofusplus decides to take matters into their own hands with regards to those who have been suspiciously absent ever since the the land of Fabonia was plagued by an army of the undead...

They venture forth to the house of White Witch, a villager most known for luring men to her abode... Was she luring them to their feed her bloodlust...

"I'll try the front, you go in the back door" says Missus

"Our Friday night special then, OK!" says Mister

As they both bang on the doors demanding she answer... She does not.

With no answer they look around the village square before smashing her back door in when suddenly they are met with a foul stench... Could the undead be rising...

They soldier through the house, shouting out for her to show herself... Searching for what weapons they can find

As they move through the house they cautiously go upstairs where the smell seems to be getting stronger and stronger...clutching the double ended dildo they grabbed earlier ready to use it... They notice the bedroom door the only one left ajar...

Mister clutches onto Mrs. Plus...

"You better go first, I'll honour your memory don't worry"

Prepared for the worst... Have they discovered and disturbed the undead...

She quickly kicks the door in, furiously wielding the dildo when suddenly....they see the bodies of TWO Fabonians.

White Witch and peterdunne, both of whom had been missing for days

White Witch had been tied to all four corners of the bed, blindfolded and dressed like Princess Peach. While peterdunne is found at the foot of the bed in his Super Mario costume having succumb to what appears to be a head wound...

Once they alert the villagers of the tragic news, village chief Timb3r examines the bodies and comes to a startling conclusion...

"It appears White Witch and peterdunne were about to do the dance with no pants when he slipped on a spillage of lube and hit his head on the night table. Sadly, with him incapacitated and bleeding and White Witch unable to move or see, she sadly passed away from a mix of dehydration and starvation... There is no sign to indicate that they were marked...just a freak accident"

"Super freaky!" says midget Clooney "I was gonna meet them next Wednesday, I just picked up my Toad costume!"

The villagers mourn the loss of two fellow Fabonians... They realise their numbers are dwindling against the army of the undead...

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over a year ago

ACTIVE VILLAGERS:

Geralt80

Miss3B

DublinGirl92

Biggadaboobies

Crazyredhead

The_ofusplus

Inquisitive Lady

BelfastD

JustKeepingAnEye44

Redhott

Jay_Gatsby_D4

Peterdunne

Timb3r

White Witch

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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Well it’s better to be dead than undead in these troubling times

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

I wonder where Jay is hiding out

this makes my list of suspect a bit clearer now

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Oh no, our Friday night special has been ruined by this upsetting discovery

Something very evil going on ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As the bells toll, villagers are reminded they have FIVE HOURS left to vote today

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By *1n_eaterMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

I'm changing my vote today to inquisitive lady. There's just something not right there

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By *ed_AliceWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

This is very unsettling news, but if the Chief says there's no foul play or undeadness to worry about then I'll trust his judgement.

Meanwhile please take note of the new H&S signage in the dungeon and clean up any lube spills - natural or from a bottle - as soon as practicable

We don't want a repeat of such a nasty accident

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By *ed_AliceWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Oh yes, and I still suspect that Geralt80 - something very shifty about him

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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"Oh yes, and I still suspect that Geralt80 - something very shifty about him"

Oh I’m always up for the shift

but as for the undead you’ll have to look elsewhere

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By *ed_AliceWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Oh yes, and I still suspect that Geralt80 - something very shifty about him

Oh I’m always up for the shift

but as for the undead you’ll have to look elsewhere "

I was right then, shifty & probably looking for the roide an all

But sure, aren't we all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shall stick to my guns

2ofus gets my vote still

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm changing my vote today to inquisitive lady. There's just something not right there

Are any of us who we seem to be Mr Timb3r

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder where Jay is hiding out

this makes my list of suspect a bit clearer now

He could be another Great gatsby killer

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre

Sorry I’ve totally lost the run of this thing

I think it’s _ofusplus, just cuz

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre

"I wonder where Jay is hiding out

this makes my list of suspect a bit clearer now

He could be another Great gatsby killer

I’m a lady killer only (I wish)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder where Jay is hiding out

this makes my list of suspect a bit clearer now

He could be another Great gatsby killer

I’m a lady killer only (I wish)"

Oh I'd say you do pretty well....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's going down, I'm yelling TIMB3R

You better move, you better dance

Let's make a night, you won't remember.

More than something not right so Timb3r gets my vote.

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By *ed_AliceWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"It's going down, I'm yelling TIMB3R

You better move, you better dance

Let's make a night, you won't remember.

More than something not right so Timb3r gets my vote.

Instant ear worm! Get that on repeat in the bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's going down, I'm yelling TIMB3R

You better move, you better dance

Let's make a night, you won't remember.

More than something not right so Timb3r gets my vote.

Instant ear worm! Get that on repeat in the bar

We'll dance to that later

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

I’m voting for the_ofusplus

There’s just something about their plus that makes me think they’re suspicious

Well that and the fact they ruined the spread vote the other day

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"I’m voting for the_ofusplus

There’s just something about their plus that makes me think they’re suspicious

Well that and the fact they ruined the spread vote the other day

Evil

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

JustKeepingAnEye44 gets our vote, the fella with the devilish-looking silhouette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

JayGatsby gets my vote...been too quiet

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By *1n_eaterMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"It's going down, I'm yelling TIMB3R

You better move, you better dance

Let's make a night, you won't remember.

More than something not right so Timb3r gets my vote.

Instant ear worm! Get that on repeat in the bar

We'll dance to that later

Make sure you get the face down, Booty up part right

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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God I’ve no idea so I’m just going to go back to one of my original guesses and vote for justkeepinganeye as an undead warrior

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By *ublinGirl92Woman
over a year ago

Hell

Timb3r but I don't know why haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Villagers are reminded that there is just ONE HOUR left to vote

Midget Clooney dawns his ER costume, readying the examination for the Fabonian receiving the most

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

If I not too late the2ofus get my vote

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

"I wonder where Jay is hiding out

this makes my list of suspect a bit clearer now

He could be another Great gatsby killer

I’m a lady killer only (I wish)"

Oh come kill me anytime you want

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over a year ago

With the day's voting done, Midget Clooney approaches the village square in his scrubs accompanied by Chief Timb3r...

"I'm not sure he's a real doctor, Chief..."

"I don't know, he gave me a pretty thorough rectal exam this morning after last night" says BelfastD "... Although come to think of it, he did have both hands on my shoulders..."

The village Chief addresses Fabonia...

"Tonight, after the gruesome discovery of our fellow fallen villagers, we must still stand strong against the potential army of the undead hellbent on tearing our village apart!.. The_ofusplus... It is you two that have been chosen..."

Pushed to the front of the crowd by their fellow villagers they are met by the total legitimate doctor Clooney

"If you'd be so kind, sir, as to turn and cough for me"

"What will that prove?!" mister queries

"I'm doing this for free, I have to get a little something out of it"

"Do it! He was a soft touch" shouts BelfastD

"Strip them!" shouts the crowd "... Let's see if they're marked!"

As the pair reluctantly start to undress the crowd let out a gasp!

"She's... She's marked!!" exclaims Inquisitive Lady

Sure enough upon her left arse check, just next to the cleftal horizon, is a bite mark

"No, no, I swear! That's from the other night! We're just kinky buggers, I swear!!"

The crowd are unsure... Midget Clooney goes in for a closer inspection...

Upon his inspection he notices a gangrenous edge to the marking... Or perhaps it was just bruising... Paranoia has been rife within the village after all, he must be sure...

"it's certainly fresh..."

Getting in even closer his eye widen as he's sure of what's before him!

"First things first, you've got exquisite pooper cheeks, m'lady!... Secondly... She's one of them!!!"

As the panic sets in, suddenly, the_ofusplus' eyes gloss over as the pair are engulfed by the plague set upon them...

Mister Plus, frothing at the mouth, corners Midget Clooney and sets upon his neck!

"Stop!! Get him off me!! No, wait, harder... No! Get him off me!!!"

Missus Plus sets upon him too as the crowd can only look on in horror as their once neighbours and friendly villagers ravage the dashing dwarf

Out of nowhere Jay_Gatsby_D4 and Crazyredhead fight to fend the zombie pair off, using the St. Andrew's Cross from the night before to secure them both safely

Hissing and groaning, the two are desperate to satisfy their bloodlust...

"What do we do now? Do we kill them?" the villagers ask each other

"Take them to the dungeon..." says Inquisitive Lady "... It's lonely in the tavern these days I could do with hearing some moaning coming from there. Plus we can study them... Learn what it was about them that we could use to distinguish any others..."

As the villagers plot to move the undead pair to the tavern, Biggadaboobies asks... "So do we think they're the ones who brought the plague here?"

"Dr. Clooney said the bite was fresh... We're most likely dealing with victims of patient zero...."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ACTIVE VILLAGERS:

Geralt80

Miss3B

DublinGirl92

Biggadaboobies

Crazyredhead

The_ofusplus

Inquisitive Lady

BelfastD

JustKeepingAnEye44

Redhott

Jay_Gatsby_D4

Peterdunne

Timb3r

White Witch

Midget Clooney

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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Well that’s a good start, the snakebites are on me. To the Stuffit Inn!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cough cough

Knew it lol

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Cough cough

Knew it lol "

Slowly dawning that there's nothing worse than a faceless Know-it-all

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

I called it from day 1, well a few days in but let’s call it day 1 lol

Off with their heads!

Any chance of a quick blow job first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cough cough

Knew it lol

Slowly dawning that there's nothing worse than a faceless Know-it-all

You know I jest

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

"Cough cough

Knew it lol

Slowly dawning that there's nothing worse than a faceless Know-it-all

You know I jest "

Ohhh are you on the prowl at this time of night

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By *1n_eaterMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Cough cough

Knew it lol

Slowly dawning that there's nothing worse than a faceless Know-it-all

You know I jest

Ohhh are you on the prowl at this time of night

It's to warm to sleep

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

"Cough cough

Knew it lol

Slowly dawning that there's nothing worse than a faceless Know-it-all

You know I jest

Ohhh are you on the prowl at this time of night

It's to warm to sleep

That it is except for me I always wake around 4am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As Dawn falls on Fabonia (she made a loud thud ya know) it’s time for a walk around the village

There’s a little goat running around, but no sign of Red

The dungeon is locked and all is peaceful inside

Now where can I get my mornin smoothie

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

"As Dawn falls on Fabonia (she made a loud thud ya know) it’s time for a walk around the village

There’s a little goat running around, but no sign of Red

The dungeon is locked and all is peaceful inside

Now where can I get my mornin smoothie "

How about a pineapple one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As Dawn falls on Fabonia (she made a loud thud ya know) it’s time for a walk around the village

There’s a little goat running around, but no sign of Red

The dungeon is locked and all is peaceful inside

Now where can I get my mornin smoothie

How about a pineapple one

Pineapple is the fruit of beelzebub

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

"As Dawn falls on Fabonia (she made a loud thud ya know) it’s time for a walk around the village

There’s a little goat running around, but no sign of Red

The dungeon is locked and all is peaceful inside

Now where can I get my mornin smoothie

How about a pineapple one

Pineapple is the fruit of beelzebub

So you want two then

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Cough cough

Knew it lol

Slowly dawning that there's nothing worse than a faceless Know-it-all

You know I jest "

You do, all good

Well it was until last night. What shall be our fate this dawn we wonder?

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