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By *affa31 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Galway

Stolen from the lounge:

If you came with a warning label, what would it say?

Caution: Low tolerance for bullshit, may verbally bite if provoked.

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By *isnameismargaretMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Contains nuts.

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Some assembly required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning: Toxic Gas Emissions

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By *xploreingMan
over a year ago

dublin

only to be used by women over 30

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Warning: Do not mention...

Catholicism

Alkaline water

Homeopathy

Antioxidants

Multi level marketing

Chiropractors

Anti vaccine

Flat earth theory

Marvel movies

Influences

Anti GMO

Big pharma/oil

Glyphosate

Snowflakes/Sheeple

Donald Trump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning, you may fall in love with this man if not careful!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning: Slippery when wet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning may induce stiffness

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Tighten nuts before use

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By *ongueandgroove555Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Warning, addictive even in small doses (Mr)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WARNING I have Ovaries

That's why I Ovary act.

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork


"WARNING I have Ovaries

That's why I Ovary act.

"

Bravo

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Suitable for 2 to 4 players

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't feed the piranhas

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By *wingme22Man
over a year ago

Galway

May cause wetness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't talk to me before coffee for Jay and low tolerance for bs for dee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/07/21 12:56:45]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning.

Proceed with caution. Regular use may cause an addiction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May explode if handled!

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By *atherjackhackettMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

Handle delicate parts with care

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

For emergency use only…..

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By *amson4DelilahCouple
over a year ago

ballina

Viewer discretion advised

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

cork

Caution Victor Meldrew fan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lamb at home...a lion in the chase.

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

You can't handle her,walk away...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cranky old cunt

Best avoided

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By *electmaleMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Allergic to kool-aid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks cute but will fight

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By *elfastblondMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Might cause extreme tiredness

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By *exy Ruby 100 300Couple
over a year ago

unknown

Don't start what you can't finish

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By *ady ChatterleyWoman
over a year ago

Athlone

Wear your gloves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reader beware:

You're in for a scare!

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By *egularFunMan
over a year ago

...

Beware, may look mature, but isn't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Highly addictive..proceed with caution.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be careful what you wish for....read the small print

L

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By *3nsesMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Expect the unexpected.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Don't get wet or feed after midnight

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By *uicy jugsWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Warning severe allergy to bullshit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liable to flooding

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By *arajeanCouple
over a year ago

mayo

Handle with care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This bag is not a toy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caution - Hot

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"Caution - Hot"

Smokin’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wide load

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Do not exceed stated dose

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

Beware: High Voltage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Takes no prisoners....

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By *ittlekinks38Woman
over a year ago

outside belfast x

Caution: big girl with a big appetite for big things lol ??

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
over a year ago

Casa Del Fun

Don’t feed the animals

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

Caution: not for prolonged use, take regular breaks to avoid exhaustion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't get wet or feed after midnight "

Gremlin!!!

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By *quinnMan
over a year ago

Limerick

Caution required, contains massive penis and incredible stamina......also a compulsive liar

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Caution. Hot to handle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Overuse may lead to addiction

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

Warning

Choking hassard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Objectives in the mirror may appear to be smaller than they are ..!!!

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.

Do not insert in rectum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Objectives in the mirror may appear to be smaller than they are ..!!! "

Very good!!

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By *hyeyesMan
over a year ago

meath

Beware of the Bull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wear eye protection

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Overhanging load.

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By *oxie2021Man
over a year ago

Dublin

May cause temporary blindness…

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By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

Lead me not into temptation.

I know the way.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Ride it like u stole it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ride it like u stole it "
I keep trying CJ

Will you stop running away

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

Greedy but nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pets" must be kept on a leash.

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By *ilverfox74Man
over a year ago

dublin offaly

“ not for the faint hearted”

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

May contain nuts

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Ride it like u stole it I keep trying CJ

Will you stop running away "

I said ride not bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like the duracel bunny, lasts longer than the leading competitors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May cause convulsions

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Do not operate heavy machinery after use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Choking Hazard - Contains small parts

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By *OCONO5Couple
over a year ago

Sensual Center

dangerous on impact...

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