FabSwingers.com forum: Ya Best/Worst Dad Joke Friday

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Let's see what crackers or cringy ones ya lovely Fabbers have lol

One I saw today made me giggle

What ya call fear of Giants?

FeeFiPhobia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's see what crackers or cringy ones ya lovely Fabbers have lol

One I saw today made me giggle

What ya call fear of Giants?

FeeFiPhobia

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

How does the moon cut its hair?

Eclipse it

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By *imeoutaloneMan
over a year ago

Dublin to Westmeath

Has anyone else used WD40 to get rid of mice?

It doesn’t work, but it stops the squeaking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's white and slides across the dancefloor.......Cum dancing

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

A blind man is renowned for taking part in extreme sports including skydiving.

In the pub someone asked how he knew when to pull the ripcord and he informed them it happened automatically at a certain altitude.

"So how do you know when you're about the ground?" asked his mate.

" The dogs lead goes slack!"

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it!

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

Tame way! Unique up on it.

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

What did the letter O say to the letter Q?

Dude, your dick's hanging out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't usually tell Dad jokes.

But when I do, he tells me shut up and leave him alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s the only file type Bugs Bunny knows how to download?

WhatsApp Doc

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By *oxie2021Man
over a year ago

Dublin

I bought a TV on DoneDeal today. The advert said “A real bargain, volume button broken”

I thought ‘I can’t turn that down…’

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By *atdieonMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Who is the coolest guy in the hospital?

Answer :

The ultrasound guy...

And when he’s on holiday it’s the Hip replacement guy ????

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By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

What do you call a man who's hurt his toe??

Roberto

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By *atherjackhackettMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

What's the difference between an egg and a wank.....

You can beat an egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How does the moon cut its hair?

Eclipse it"

lol

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Ever been caught having a wank behind the bathroom door...?

No.....

Good place isn't it...!!!

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By *imeoutaloneMan
over a year ago

Dublin to Westmeath

What does a clock do when it's still hungry??

It goes back four seconds.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

My lesbian neighbors asked what I wanted for my birthday.

They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said "I wanna watch".

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Woman goes to the doctor. She says Doctor I have a bit of a problem. Everytime I open my legs I can hear “it’s coming home, it's coming home”. Doctor says Yes, every cunt is singing it! ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put CCTV cameras all. Over my girlfriends house. She was really pissed off about it.

I coukd see where she was coming from

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I entered a blindfold masturbation competition last week.... fuck knows where I came

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Every time you reverse the car*

"Ah this takes me back"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

Aye matey!

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Not sure if that's actually better than

Why are pirates called pirates

Coz they just aaaarrrrggghhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whats a Pirates favorite letter

It Be The C

ill get my coat

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Two Italian men, on a Bus, are talking loudly,

A Lady, overhears one of them say,

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."...

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats yellow and smells of pooh

Honey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's brown and rhymes with "Snoop"?

Dr. Dre.

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By *elfastblondMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Why couldn't the car play in the football match?

He only had one boot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Told my daughter this one yesterday

Why doesn’t a witch wear knickers while flying her broom

For better grip

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just saw one there on group I am on ...

What's the difference between Lassie and Football? ...

Lassie came Home

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Lassie one...brilliant...

Was in the jungle and I saw a monkey with a can opener..

I said you dont need that for a banana...monkey said I know it's for the custard

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

"Just saw one there on group I am on ...

What's the difference between Lassie and Football? ...

Lassie came Home "

Do you think that could be a new nickname us of (irish scots &welsh) celtic stock should call the english...

LASSIES

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By *LuckycharmerMan
over a year ago

town

I went into a lesbian bar the other night.it was so gay even the pool table had no balls

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