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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Aside from Fab most mortifying expierence My ex gf sister walked in on me in shower when she was planning to use it. Xmas dinner was a silent affair

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Surely unless you were doing something abnormal in the shower it shouldn't be a particularly big problem?

Were you doing something shameful in the shower?

Did you have the shower hose up your bum?

I'm not saying there's anything particularly wrong with that but it might raise eyebrows, especially if you were wearing her underwear at the time.

Mind you, I can think of worse than that as well...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being walked in on as a teen by my Mother, while wanking - she made a point of knocking thereafter before coming in…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in a hotel in dublin, long story short me and my girlfriend at the time ended up accidently locked outside our room half naked and covered in chocolate and other nice treats. We rock scissors and papered who had to walk down to reception to get another key. I got one or 2 funny looks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was in a hotel in dublin, long story short me and my girlfriend at the time ended up accidently locked outside our room half naked and covered in chocolate and other nice treats. We rock scissors and papered who had to walk down to reception to get another key. I got one or 2 funny looks"

pmsl!!!

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

As an 18 year old I was going to a formal. I’d had fancied my date for ages and plucked up the courage to ask her to go with me. Night if the formal I arrived dressed in my tux with a huge bunch of flowers, knocked the door and was invited into a crowded house and the flowers were taken from me I presumed to be out in water. I was then asked if I wanted to see her and I ofcourse answered yes. I was taken into the sitting room where I saw the open coffin! It’s then I said I was there to pick up Carol and was told she lived next door, even had to ask for my flowers back. I was mortified but I was told the wake saw the funny side

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"As an 18 year old I was going to a formal. I’d had fancied my date for ages and plucked up the courage to ask her to go with me. Night if the formal I arrived dressed in my tux with a huge bunch of flowers, knocked the door and was invited into a crowded house and the flowers were taken from me I presumed to be out in water. I was then asked if I wanted to see her and I ofcourse answered yes. I was taken into the sitting room where I saw the open coffin! It’s then I said I was there to pick up Carol and was told she lived next door, even had to ask for my flowers back. I was mortified but I was told the wake saw the funny side"

Fucken hell.....thats just brilliant.....Id imagine you're still spoken about by that family

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As an 18 year old I was going to a formal. I’d had fancied my date for ages and plucked up the courage to ask her to go with me. Night if the formal I arrived dressed in my tux with a huge bunch of flowers, knocked the door and was invited into a crowded house and the flowers were taken from me I presumed to be out in water. I was then asked if I wanted to see her and I ofcourse answered yes. I was taken into the sitting room where I saw the open coffin! It’s then I said I was there to pick up Carol and was told she lived next door, even had to ask for my flowers back. I was mortified but I was told the wake saw the funny side"
jesus christ thats a story now

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By *atherjackhackettMan
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Being walked in on as a teen by my Mother, while wanking - she made a point of knocking thereafter before coming in…"

You never said if you spunked on her..

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"As an 18 year old I was going to a formal. I’d had fancied my date for ages and plucked up the courage to ask her to go with me. Night if the formal I arrived dressed in my tux with a huge bunch of flowers, knocked the door and was invited into a crowded house and the flowers were taken from me I presumed to be out in water. I was then asked if I wanted to see her and I ofcourse answered yes. I was taken into the sitting room where I saw the open coffin! It’s then I said I was there to pick up Carol and was told she lived next door, even had to ask for my flowers back. I was mortified but I was told the wake saw the funny side

Fucken hell.....thats just brilliant.....Id imagine you're still spoken about by that family "

It was mentioned at the formal and was a story for quite sometime. Luckily the next door neighbour was elderly so the family do see the funny side. Though I always make sure I’m calling to the right house now

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin


"As an 18 year old I was going to a formal. I’d had fancied my date for ages and plucked up the courage to ask her to go with me. Night if the formal I arrived dressed in my tux with a huge bunch of flowers, knocked the door and was invited into a crowded house and the flowers were taken from me I presumed to be out in water. I was then asked if I wanted to see her and I ofcourse answered yes. I was taken into the sitting room where I saw the open coffin! It’s then I said I was there to pick up Carol and was told she lived next door, even had to ask for my flowers back. I was mortified but I was told the wake saw the funny side"

Was the corpse the only thing stiff by the end of that night?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must have been 20, meeting a girl's parents for the first time. Long story short, I had said I lost my wallet earlier that week, and the Dad gave me a spare one he had.

I went to pull loose cash out of my pocket to put in it, but instead pulled out condoms.

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin


"Being walked in on as a teen by my Mother, while wanking - she made a point of knocking thereafter before coming in…

You never said if you spunked on her.. "

Now there's an Oedipus complex

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin


"As an 18 year old I was going to a formal. I’d had fancied my date for ages and plucked up the courage to ask her to go with me. Night if the formal I arrived dressed in my tux with a huge bunch of flowers, knocked the door and was invited into a crowded house and the flowers were taken from me I presumed to be out in water. I was then asked if I wanted to see her and I ofcourse answered yes. I was taken into the sitting room where I saw the open coffin! It’s then I said I was there to pick up Carol and was told she lived next door, even had to ask for my flowers back. I was mortified but I was told the wake saw the funny side

Was the corpse the only thing stiff by the end of that night?... "

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin


"Must have been 20, meeting a girl's parents for the first time. Long story short, I had said I lost my wallet earlier that week, and the Dad gave me a spare one he had.

I went to pull loose cash out of my pocket to put in it, but instead pulled out condoms. "

The reaction was either a shotgun or a handshake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

brilliant

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"As an 18 year old I was going to a formal. I’d had fancied my date for ages and plucked up the courage to ask her to go with me. Night if the formal I arrived dressed in my tux with a huge bunch of flowers, knocked the door and was invited into a crowded house and the flowers were taken from me I presumed to be out in water. I was then asked if I wanted to see her and I ofcourse answered yes. I was taken into the sitting room where I saw the open coffin! It’s then I said I was there to pick up Carol and was told she lived next door, even had to ask for my flowers back. I was mortified but I was told the wake saw the funny side

Was the corpse the only thing stiff by the end of that night?...

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The answer to that would be a whole other thread. When you dress for an occasion and make an effort, women are sometimes more attracted to you. A suit or tux sometimes helps but anytime I’ve worn a kilt it’s been an experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing me stepmam walking around one day with a sanitary towel hanging from the back of her skirt. How are ya supposed to point that one out.

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