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"What are some things women hear when chatting to a man on here that turn them off? What are the things that make for an instant no?" Hello  | |||
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"Hun. Despise the word " Doesn't bring up a great image. | |||
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"What are some things women hear when chatting to a man on here that turn them off? What are the things that make for an instant no? Hello "F off!   | |||
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"Constant fucking sex talk I've blocked more potential meets over that than I care to recall" Ffs... That's why you didn't reply when I mentioned my desire to nibble on your beef curtains. Who knew? 
Jaysus, uppity wimmin! | |||
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"What are some things women hear when chatting to a man on here that turn them off? What are the things that make for an instant no? Hello
F off! "As coincidence would have it, that's the most common reply I get to it! | |||
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"Persistent sex talk Ignoring the fact that we're a couple profile Text speak Basic inability to have a conversation Asking me the same question more than once Disappearing for six months, then asking me where I've been To sum up, blatantly displaying a total lack of emotional intelligence "Meh! #notions | |||
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"Persistent sex talk Ignoring the fact that we're a couple profile Text speak Basic inability to have a conversation Asking me the same question more than once Disappearing for six months, then asking me where I've been To sum up, blatantly displaying a total lack of emotional intelligence
Meh!
#notions "IKR? | |||
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"Persistent sex talk Ignoring the fact that we're a couple profile Text speak Basic inability to have a conversation Asking me the same question more than once Disappearing for six months, then asking me where I've been To sum up, blatantly displaying a total lack of emotional intelligence
Meh!
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IKR? "Where have you been anyway? Fuck, I think I asked you that before.. How's your bra?
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"Him: hey sexy Me: hi there how are u? Him: I’m extra horny today Me: delighted for ya Him: so where will we meet? I need my cock sucked Those messages are just laughable" Do these messages come up a lot or are there many able to have a proper conversation? | |||
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"Him: hey sexy Me: hi there how are u? Him: I’m extra horny today Me: delighted for ya Him: so where will we meet? I need my cock sucked Those messages are just laughable Do these messages come up a lot or are there many able to have a proper conversation?" It’s probably 50/50 I just got one that says “u open” that’s it, that’s his opening message | |||
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"Constant fucking sex talk I've blocked more potential meets over that than I care to recall Ffs... That's why you didn't reply when I mentioned my desire to nibble on your beef curtains. Who knew?
Jaysus, uppity wimmin! "Beef curtains
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"Him: hey sexy Me: hi there how are u? Him: I’m extra horny today Me: delighted for ya Him: so where will we meet? I need my cock sucked Those messages are just laughable Do these messages come up a lot or are there many able to have a proper conversation?" Very very few come to my inbox for a proper conversation | |||
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"What are some things women hear when chatting to a man on here that turn them off? What are the things that make for an instant no? Hello
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"Him: hey sexy Me: hi there how are u? Him: I’m extra horny today Me: delighted for ya Him: so where will we meet? I need my cock sucked Those messages are just laughable Do these messages come up a lot or are there many able to have a proper conversation? It’s probably 50/50 I just got one that says “u open” that’s it, that’s his opening message" I'm assuming you don't own a shop? | |||
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"What about…: “Can I make you look like a plasterers radio?” Would that work? "Oh dear God 
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"Him: hey sexy Me: hi there how are u? Him: I’m extra horny today Me: delighted for ya Him: so where will we meet? I need my cock sucked Those messages are just laughable Do these messages come up a lot or are there many able to have a proper conversation? It’s probably 50/50 I just got one that says “u open” that’s it, that’s his opening message I'm assuming you don't own a shop?" no I don’t lol | |||
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"What about…: “Can I make you look like a plasterers radio?” Would that work? "Well that’s a new one lol | |||
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"Hun. Despise the word U forgot babe and sexy "Oh I did. My bad | |||
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"Him: hey sexy Me: hi there how are u? Him: I’m extra horny today Me: delighted for ya Him: so where will we meet? I need my cock sucked Those messages are just laughable Do these messages come up a lot or are there many able to have a proper conversation? It’s probably 50/50 I just got one that says “u open” that’s it, that’s his opening message I'm assuming you don't own a shop? no I don’t lol"In that case I'm hoping the guy got a great laugh out of it as I can't see him getting anything else. | |||
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"Him: hey sexy Me: hi there how are u? Him: I’m extra horny today Me: delighted for ya Him: so where will we meet? I need my cock sucked Those messages are just laughable Do these messages come up a lot or are there many able to have a proper conversation? It’s probably 50/50 I just got one that says “u open” that’s it, that’s his opening message I'm assuming you don't own a shop? no I don’t lol
In that case I'm hoping the guy got a great laugh out of it as I can't see him getting anything else."Not here anyway lol | |||
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"Him: hey sexy Me: hi there how are u? Him: I’m extra horny today Me: delighted for ya Him: so where will we meet? I need my cock sucked Those messages are just laughable Do these messages come up a lot or are there many able to have a proper conversation? It’s probably 50/50 I just got one that says “u open” that’s it, that’s his opening message I'm assuming you don't own a shop? no I don’t lol
In that case I'm hoping the guy got a great laugh out of it as I can't see him getting anything else.
Not here anyway lol"His loss. Maybe he'll learn a thing or two on here. | |||
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"Hun. Despise the word " I hate that word, I just think anyone who uses that word are 2 faced ???? | |||
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"Calling me babe, hun, sweetheart, darling etc etc etc. You don't know me like that. Saying they "love bbws" or enjoy "bbw sex" - a very specific peeve of mine but I detest the phrase and the entire concept. A reference to how nearby I am... Proximity isn't really a factor in who I decide to fuck tbh Immediately using D/s names for themselves or me in the first few messages - you don't get to do that without consent Calling me goddess, mistress etc - as above but also read my profile "What's the difference between kink and swing?" Google is your friend and also if you need to ask we're not a good match The usual bland shite - just hi, hello, wanna meet, u free, love ur pics Long involved sex scenario messages that have clearly been copied and pasted to every woman on the site txtspk - I actually don't know how people still do this in the age of smartphones - the phone autocorrects as you type!!! Do they go back and uncorrect it??" So the correct ice breaker is to approach from a point of view of a regular chat minus bland laziness? "Hey" "How's you?" | |||
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"Calling me babe, hun, sweetheart, darling etc etc etc. You don't know me like that. Saying they "love bbws" or enjoy "bbw sex" - a very specific peeve of mine but I detest the phrase and the entire concept. A reference to how nearby I am... Proximity isn't really a factor in who I decide to fuck tbh Immediately using D/s names for themselves or me in the first few messages - you don't get to do that without consent Calling me goddess, mistress etc - as above but also read my profile "What's the difference between kink and swing?" Google is your friend and also if you need to ask we're not a good match The usual bland shite - just hi, hello, wanna meet, u free, love ur pics Long involved sex scenario messages that have clearly been copied and pasted to every woman on the site txtspk - I actually don't know how people still do this in the age of smartphones - the phone autocorrects as you type!!! Do they go back and uncorrect it?? So the correct ice breaker is to approach from a point of view of a regular chat minus bland laziness? "Hey" "How's you?"" For me, yes - a simple introduction like "Hi I'm John, I really liked your profile, I think we have XYZ in common / I especially loved ABC, would love to hear back from you if you're interested". Bonus points for including a face pic but not essential. BUT that only works if they have a good profile to back it up - good pics, full informative bio that lets me gague whether I'm interested and we are compatible or not. If I can't tell either way I'm not gonna respond because experience tells me that is a waste of time! | |||
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"Calling me babe, hun, sweetheart, darling etc etc etc. You don't know me like that. Saying they "love bbws" or enjoy "bbw sex" - a very specific peeve of mine but I detest the phrase and the entire concept. A reference to how nearby I am... Proximity isn't really a factor in who I decide to fuck tbh Immediately using D/s names for themselves or me in the first few messages - you don't get to do that without consent Calling me goddess, mistress etc - as above but also read my profile "What's the difference between kink and swing?" Google is your friend and also if you need to ask we're not a good match The usual bland shite - just hi, hello, wanna meet, u free, love ur pics Long involved sex scenario messages that have clearly been copied and pasted to every woman on the site txtspk - I actually don't know how people still do this in the age of smartphones - the phone autocorrects as you type!!! Do they go back and uncorrect it?? So the correct ice breaker is to approach from a point of view of a regular chat minus bland laziness? "Hey" "How's you?" For me, yes - a simple introduction like "Hi I'm John, I really liked your profile, I think we have XYZ in common / I especially loved ABC, would love to hear back from you if you're interested". Bonus points for including a face pic but not essential. BUT that only works if they have a good profile to back it up - good pics, full informative bio that lets me gague whether I'm interested and we are compatible or not. If I can't tell either way I'm not gonna respond because experience tells me that is a waste of time! " Yep, always go with your gut. Tell me, face pics are kind of a no no on here, too many crazies. So what kind of thing makes for a good picture in your opinion? | |||
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"Asking where abouts in Galway I am in the first line You don't need to fucking know Block "But you have it on your profile...The Sticks Is that not in Galway | |||
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"Asking where abouts in Galway I am in the first line You don't need to fucking know Block "Sure it's such a nice place that anywhere in Galway is great destination | |||
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"Asking where abouts in Galway I am in the first line You don't need to fucking know Block
But you have it on your profile...The Sticks
Is that not in Galway "Cave no2 Sticks avenue The Sticks Galway UP2 FA1 | |||
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" Yep, always go with your gut. Tell me, face pics are kind of a no no on here, too many crazies. So what kind of thing makes for a good picture in your opinion?" I like a dick pic cos I like to know what I'm working with but one or two is plenty! Otherwise, torso pics are great, boxers / joggers pics (dick outlines are delish), shower pic, suit pic, open jeans or suit trousers, or just an everyday clothed pic with the face cropped out. Absolute no nos - bathroom pics, toilet pics, pics with other women in them (identifiable or not, I have no way to know if they have consented to having them shared), naked with socks on... Stuff that is seemingly common sense tbh!! Like, put your best foot forward!!! | |||
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"Calling me babe, hun, sweetheart, darling etc etc etc. You don't know me like that. Saying they "love bbws" or enjoy "bbw sex" - a very specific peeve of mine but I detest the phrase and the entire concept. A reference to how nearby I am... Proximity isn't really a factor in who I decide to fuck tbh Immediately using D/s names for themselves or me in the first few messages - you don't get to do that without consent Calling me goddess, mistress etc - as above but also read my profile "What's the difference between kink and swing?" Google is your friend and also if you need to ask we're not a good match The usual bland shite - just hi, hello, wanna meet, u free, love ur pics Long involved sex scenario messages that have clearly been copied and pasted to every woman on the site txtspk - I actually don't know how people still do this in the age of smartphones - the phone autocorrects as you type!!! Do they go back and uncorrect it?? So the correct ice breaker is to approach from a point of view of a regular chat minus bland laziness? "Hey" "How's you?" For me, yes - a simple introduction like "Hi I'm John, I really liked your profile, I think we have XYZ in common / I especially loved ABC, would love to hear back from you if you're interested". Bonus points for including a face pic but not essential. BUT that only works if they have a good profile to back it up - good pics, full informative bio that lets me gague whether I'm interested and we are compatible or not. If I can't tell either way I'm not gonna respond because experience tells me that is a waste of time! " 100%, read a profile first, I’ve seen pics and read a profile and realized we have nothing in common so then I don’t bother sending a first message | |||
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There's many more...
`You free now`
`What you up to`
`Wanna fk now`
(to name but a few)
^^^^^^^ All 1st messages
& Also the detailed very sexually graphic explicit 1st msgs, I could write a book tbh
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"`How you doing`...I don't know why, but that 1-liner just grates me...I think they're using the phrase from Joey from friends...It's just so dated
There's many more...
`You free now`
`What you up to`
`Wanna fk now`
(to name but a few)
^^^^^^^ All 1st messages
& Also the detailed very sexually graphic explicit 1st msgs, I could write a book tbh
"If you answered yes to any of the above, please get in touch now. You may be entitled to one free ride! | |||
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" Yep, always go with your gut. Tell me, face pics are kind of a no no on here, too many crazies. So what kind of thing makes for a good picture in your opinion? I like a dick pic cos I like to know what I'm working with but one or two is plenty! Otherwise, torso pics are great, boxers / joggers pics (dick outlines are delish), shower pic, suit pic, open jeans or suit trousers, or just an everyday clothed pic with the face cropped out. Absolute no nos - bathroom pics, toilet pics, pics with other women in them (identifiable or not, I have no way to know if they have consented to having them shared), naked with socks on... Stuff that is seemingly common sense tbh!! Like, put your best foot forward!!! " ^^^^^^^ "I like a dick pic"... Yes I do too but not in a 1st message when all it is is a very close up shot & no other pics.
Sometimes it's nice for me to have to ask for it after chatting for quite a bit instead of unsolicitedly sticking it in my face | |||
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" "I like a dick pic"... Yes I do too but not in a 1st message when all it is is a very close up shot & no other pics.
Sometimes it's nice for me to have to ask for it after chatting for quite a bit instead of unsolicitedly sticking it in my face "Omg totally, rather it be there on the profile for me to look at in my own time! | |||
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" Yep, always go with your gut. Tell me, face pics are kind of a no no on here, too many crazies. So what kind of thing makes for a good picture in your opinion? I like a dick pic cos I like to know what I'm working with but one or two is plenty! Otherwise, torso pics are great, boxers / joggers pics (dick outlines are delish), shower pic, suit pic, open jeans or suit trousers, or just an everyday clothed pic with the face cropped out. Absolute no nos - bathroom pics, toilet pics, pics with other women in them (identifiable or not, I have no way to know if they have consented to having them shared), naked with socks on... Stuff that is seemingly common sense tbh!! Like, put your best foot forward!!! " Common sense isn't that common! | |||
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"`How you doing`...I don't know why, but that 1-liner just grates me...I think they're using the phrase from Joey from friends...It's just so dated
There's many more...
`You free now`
`What you up to`
`Wanna fk now`
(to name but a few)
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& Also the detailed very sexually graphic explicit 1st msgs, I could write a book tbh
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"Are you for rent? How are you love? A dick pic straight away… those are my pet hates " Aaahhh the dick pic, classic move! 60% of the time it works every time | |||
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"Are you for rent? How are you love? A dick pic straight away… those are my pet hates " The golden rule seems to be patience is a virtue. | |||
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"Are you for rent? How are you love? A dick pic straight away… those are my pet hates " For rent? Are u serious?? | |||
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"Are you for rent? How are you love? A dick pic straight away… those are my pet hates For rent? Are u serious??" Yep I seriously considered closing our profile as it made me feel dirty then I gave my head a wobble and realised that said something about those people and not me | |||
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" Hello "Hahah! And “Hey” always puzzles me. I wonder if there’s more behind that mysterious word  | |||
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"Are you for rent? How are you love? A dick pic straight away… those are my pet hates " for RENT???? | |||
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" Hello
Hahah!
And “Hey”
always puzzles me. I wonder if there’s more behind that mysterious word "H.E.Y. How can i Enrapture You | |||
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"Are you for rent? How are you love? A dick pic straight away… those are my pet hates for RENT???? " Absolutely serious!! Strange fish out there! | |||
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"Him: hey sexy Me: hi there how are u? Him: I’m extra horny today Me: delighted for ya Him: so where will we meet? I need my cock sucked Those messages are just laughable Do these messages come up a lot or are there many able to have a proper conversation? It’s probably 50/50 I just got one that says “u open” that’s it, that’s his opening message" ?? | |||
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"How big are those boobs? As if I'm gonna tell a total stranger!!!" You could be missing out on the present of a lovely underwear set! | |||
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"Some classics I've received How much. You in heat. What are your kinks. Are you not the wrong side of 40 for here. Your husband can meet and vet me first for you. Where in kildare are you. Its my husbands birthday and we are free later. Thinking about giving women a go so are you about. These are the only a fraction of what I've got for first messages. Filters don't keep idiots at bay. Thankfully there are lots of good guys here. " So are all the guys on here such studs that they're doing the women a favour? | |||
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"Some classics I've received How much. You in heat. What are your kinks. Are you not the wrong side of 40 for here. Your husband can meet and vet me first for you. Where in kildare are you. Its my husbands birthday and we are free later. Thinking about giving women a go so are you about. These are the only a fraction of what I've got for first messages. Filters don't keep idiots at bay. Thankfully there are lots of good guys here. So are all the guys on here such studs that they're doing the women a favour?" Some were from women too. Its only some here that have a bad attitude towards others on fab . | |||
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"Some classics I've received How much. You in heat. What are your kinks. Are you not the wrong side of 40 for here. Your husband can meet and vet me first for you. Where in kildare are you. Its my husbands birthday and we are free later. Thinking about giving women a go so are you about. These are the only a fraction of what I've got for first messages. Filters don't keep idiots at bay. Thankfully there are lots of good guys here. So are all the guys on here such studs that they're doing the women a favour? Some were from women too. Its only some here that have a bad attitude towards others on fab . " There definitely seems to be the feeling that people on here are permanently in heat. | |||
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"Are you for rent? How are you love? A dick pic straight away… those are my pet hates " Or disregarding the fact that it’s a couples profile…. So when the dickpics, are you for rent, wanna fuck messages come in, the most common response is “yes of course I’d love to fuck you… Mr here by the way” | |||
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"Some classics I've received How much. You in heat. What are your kinks. Are you not the wrong side of 40 for here. Your husband can meet and vet me first for you. Where in kildare are you. Its my husbands birthday and we are free later. Thinking about giving women a go so are you about. These are the only a fraction of what I've got for first messages. Filters don't keep idiots at bay. Thankfully there are lots of good guys here. So are all the guys on here such studs that they're doing the women a favour? Some were from women too. Its only some here that have a bad attitude towards others on fab . " Absolutely the worst messages are from people who think it’s dial a ride or just because ur on fab ur some kind of whore who will fuck anyone and women should be so fortunate they are getting attention from them | |||
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"How big are those boobs? As if I'm gonna tell a total stranger!!! You could be missing out on the present of a lovely underwear set!" Haha I never thought of it that way | |||
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"Some classics I've received How much. You in heat. What are your kinks. Are you not the wrong side of 40 for here. Your husband can meet and vet me first for you. Where in kildare are you. Its my husbands birthday and we are free later. Thinking about giving women a go so are you about. These are the only a fraction of what I've got for first messages. Filters don't keep idiots at bay. Thankfully there are lots of good guys here. So are all the guys on here such studs that they're doing the women a favour? Some were from women too. Its only some here that have a bad attitude towards others on fab . Absolutely the worst messages are from people who think it’s dial a ride or just because ur on fab ur some kind of whore who will fuck anyone and women should be so fortunate they are getting attention from them" Yes that is most irritating. | |||
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"Hun. Despise the word U forgot babe and sexy "Funny, I have moments where I find those terms of endearment... endearing I think it depends very much on my mood and who is using them... even in an introductory message it really depends on the vibe I'm getting from the profile user. It's all about context. | |||
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"What are some things women hear when chatting to a man on here that turn them off? What are the things that make for an instant no? Hello "Hello - who made you a woman | |||
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"Constant fucking sex talk I've blocked more potential meets over that than I care to recall" Phew! Not blocked yet. I kept it in check, thankfully | |||
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"You have to admit some of these are funny!!
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"I forgot this one...a First Ever Message... `Hi, It's my husbands birthday, are you around later, he's always wanted to try an older woman`... Like what am, I an experiment or a present... "Ha ha ha I love it lolol | |||
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"Have to add, as an older woman: "I've been looking for a sexy milf" - I fucking HATE that term and I don't have children. "You're too sexy to be over 50" - and it's especially cute when they go on to tell me their age is just a number - as though their immaturity about my age and sex appeal should be ignored. "I've been looking for an older to woman to show me some things" - Oh goody, I get to teach!! Cause that doesn't sound tedious or boring at all. " I get all of this too daily and fucking hate it | |||
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"Have to add, as an older woman: "I've been looking for a sexy milf" - I fucking HATE that term and I don't have children. "You're too sexy to be over 50" - and it's especially cute when they go on to tell me their age is just a number - as though their immaturity about my age and sex appeal should be ignored. "I've been looking for an older to woman to show me some things" - Oh goody, I get to teach!! Cause that doesn't sound tedious or boring at all. I get all of this too daily and fucking hate it" I've been looking for a young wan to show me some things! Are you available? | |||
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"Have to add, as an older woman: "I've been looking for a sexy milf" - I fucking HATE that term and I don't have children. "You're too sexy to be over 50" - and it's especially cute when they go on to tell me their age is just a number - as though their immaturity about my age and sex appeal should be ignored. "I've been looking for an older to woman to show me some things" - Oh goody, I get to teach!! Cause that doesn't sound tedious or boring at all. I get all of this too daily and fucking hate it I've been looking for a young wan to show me some things! Are you available? "is it still twitching Mick or do you want me to talk durty a bit more? | |||
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"Have to add, as an older woman: "I've been looking for a sexy milf" - I fucking HATE that term and I don't have children. "You're too sexy to be over 50" - and it's especially cute when they go on to tell me their age is just a number - as though their immaturity about my age and sex appeal should be ignored. "I've been looking for an older to woman to show me some things" - Oh goody, I get to teach!! Cause that doesn't sound tedious or boring at all. I get all of this too daily and fucking hate it I've been looking for a young wan to show me some things! Are you available? is it still twitching Mick or do you want me to talk durty a bit more? "It's turning blue now. You need to shout a bit louder. | |||
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"Have to add, as an older woman: "I've been looking for a sexy milf" - I fucking HATE that term and I don't have children. "You're too sexy to be over 50" - and it's especially cute when they go on to tell me their age is just a number - as though their immaturity about my age and sex appeal should be ignored. "I've been looking for an older to woman to show me some things" - Oh goody, I get to teach!! Cause that doesn't sound tedious or boring at all. I get all of this too daily and fucking hate it I've been looking for a young wan to show me some things! Are you available? is it still twitching Mick or do you want me to talk durty a bit more?
It's turning blue now. You need to shout a bit louder. "Look its papa Smurf | |||
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"Hun. Despise the word U forgot babe and sexy "Hi how are u u sexy babe x lol | |||
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"Ah, FFS lads! I don't get any of those! Am I not worthy? "I tried.
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"Ah, FFS lads! I don't get any of those! Am I not worthy? "Open your filters and give it 10 mins….. | |||
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"Another cracker "My wife is sleeping upstairs, you could sneak in quietly and have sex with me downstairs"" like who wants quiet sex?!? | |||
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"Ah, FFS lads! I don't get any of those! Am I not worthy?
Open your filters and give it 10 mins….. " right lads, you have 10 minutes, knock yourselves out!!! | |||
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"Ah, FFS lads! I don't get any of those! Am I not worthy?
Open your filters and give it 10 mins…..
right lads, you have 10 minutes, knock yourselves out!!!"Jaysus, still too tight.  | |||
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"Ah, FFS lads! I don't get any of those! Am I not worthy?
Open your filters and give it 10 mins…..
right lads, you have 10 minutes, knock yourselves out!!!
Jaysus, still too tight. "Right lol... give me your best shot....cause I got nada since I lifted "restrictions" | |||
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"Ah, FFS lads! I don't get any of those! Am I not worthy?
Open your filters and give it 10 mins…..
right lads, you have 10 minutes, knock yourselves out!!!
Jaysus, still too tight.
Right lol... give me your best shot....cause I got nada since I lifted "restrictions" "I think my final one was my best work! | |||
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"Ah, FFS lads! I don't get any of those! Am I not worthy?
Open your filters and give it 10 mins…..
right lads, you have 10 minutes, knock yourselves out!!!
Jaysus, still too tight.
Right lol... give me your best shot....cause I got nada since I lifted "restrictions" "U are not looking for meets so no messages sent | |||
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"Ah, FFS lads! I don't get any of those! Am I not worthy?
Open your filters and give it 10 mins…..
right lads, you have 10 minutes, knock yourselves out!!!
Jaysus, still too tight.
Right lol... give me your best shot....cause I got nada since I lifted "restrictions"
U are not looking for meets so no messages sent
"And when has that ever stopped anyone | |||
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"Ah, FFS lads! I don't get any of those! Am I not worthy?
Open your filters and give it 10 mins…..
right lads, you have 10 minutes, knock yourselves out!!!
Jaysus, still too tight.
Right lol... give me your best shot....cause I got nada since I lifted "restrictions"
I think my final one was my best work! "Agreed | |||
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"Ah, FFS lads! I don't get any of those! Am I not worthy?
Open your filters and give it 10 mins…..
right lads, you have 10 minutes, knock yourselves out!!!
Jaysus, still too tight.
Right lol... give me your best shot....cause I got nada since I lifted "restrictions"
U are not looking for meets so no messages sent
"Do you really think that saying you’re not meeting stops people asking you to meet?? | |||
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"Ah, FFS lads! I don't get any of those! Am I not worthy?
Open your filters and give it 10 mins…..
right lads, you have 10 minutes, knock yourselves out!!!
Jaysus, still too tight.
Right lol... give me your best shot....cause I got nada since I lifted "restrictions"
U are not looking for meets so no messages sent
Do you really think that saying you’re not meeting stops people asking you to meet??"Fancy a meat, or even meet? Either or! | |||
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"Ah, FFS lads! I don't get any of those! Am I not worthy?
Open your filters and give it 10 mins…..
right lads, you have 10 minutes, knock yourselves out!!!
Jaysus, still too tight.
Right lol... give me your best shot....cause I got nada since I lifted "restrictions"
U are not looking for meets so no messages sent
And when has that ever stopped anyone "It does me Not desperate So if someone is not interested don't see point of sending messages | |||
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"Ah, FFS lads! I don't get any of those! Am I not worthy?
Open your filters and give it 10 mins…..
right lads, you have 10 minutes, knock yourselves out!!!
Jaysus, still too tight.
Right lol... give me your best shot....cause I got nada since I lifted "restrictions"
U are not looking for meets so no messages sent
And when has that ever stopped anyone
It does me
Not desperate
So if someone is not interested don't see point of sending messages " whereas I get the point you're making, it actually feeds into the workings of the site, bearing in mind that everybody has an approach, their approach...I had a status update stating I'm browsing the Forum and currently not available to meet. Anyone who's looking for a more immediate social/meet, may well be put off.
My reality is that I rarely, if ever, chat for a day or two with a view to get a social/meet straight off the bat (though I probably wouldn't have a problem finding that). I chat with people for weeks, sometimes months, before diaries may align and a window of opportunity arises. And I would dare say, judging by the posts here, I'm not on my own.
So, in line with your comment of not being desperate, which I well believe!!! I personally believe that very few here are actually desperate.
There are just those select few men on here who are not only willing to put in effort with messages, they build a rapport and put in time and patience too!!! Those are the kind of people I find to be on my wavelength. | |||
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"Him: hey sexy Me: hi there how are u? Him: I’m extra horny today Me: delighted for ya Him: so where will we meet? I need my cock sucked Those messages are just laughable" Agreed! Also mentioned, hey sexy, hi hun, hit me up!..this one just makes me shudder.. I'm in (insert tour town/city) fancy a coffee/f*ck? Yeah sure I'll just drop everything now to meet someone I've never even chatted to/met before
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"Hun. Despise the word " I fully agree , l used to do a few lotto numbers in a certain bookies and one l lady was always calling me "hun " when l went up to the counter and it drove me nuts.. | |||
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"When I had single profile 2 opening messages stand out.... 'I have a new mattress in the back of my van. Fancy a fxxk?' And... Him:I wanna cum all over those huge tits Me: Thank you but I am not interested Him:fxxk off you fat cxxt" I bet he was a delivery driver for a furniture company with a new mattress in the back of the van everyday | |||
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