FabSwingers.com forum: NPHET sexual intercourse advisory

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Might be of interest, taken from today's irishtimes.com.

"NPHET has this evening released an advisory on safe sexual practice in response to the increasing concern over the delta variant.

Participants in sexual intercourse must use a white sheet between them with a hole cut out. The sheets must be at least a 200 thread count and have a thickness no less the 0.3 microns, for anal sex the sheet must be no less then 0.2 microns.

Where a pristine white sheet cannot be used an 'off-white' or vanilla white sheet can be used.

For oral sex a balaclava and safety goggles must be worn. The government has written to NPHET seeking clarification on whether this advise is for the giver, receiver or both parties.

Where there is more then two participants the CMO has stated, when pressed by a reporter, 'fuck them, let them rot in hell'"