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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Looking for work , willing to go th extra mile to keep the boss happy

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By *osmicGateMan
over a year ago

louth

You must be good at pulling your wire

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By *istyblue1967Man
over a year ago

manchester

but there must be a spark there

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

..

Most ladies wouldn't trust an electrician with no eyebrows I reacon

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By *lameBoyMan
over a year ago

Enfield & Dublin

I heard the boss has a short fuse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shocking the lengths some lads will go

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

We met an electrician once. Was a real live wire, was really down to earth, but ended up giving neural feedback as he just couldn't keep it up on his ohm. Its a shame as he seems to know watt he was doing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knew and electrician once. He would bring strippers to Coppers in his ACDC Live tshirt. It was just a phase.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knew and electrician once. He would bring strippers to Coppers in his ACDC Live tshirt. It was just a phase."

And he had 3 of them so far…..

I’ll get my coat

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By *heTantrixMan
over a year ago

Dublin 18

Hilarious!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thing we got our wires mixed up

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By *atherjackhackettMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

I think he's just looking for a plug

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"I think he's just looking for a plug "

Or a socket....he's AC/DC

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I knew an electrician who got electrocuted while doing a job in a bakery. He stood on a bun and the current went up his leg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I knew an electrician who got electrocuted while doing a job in a bakery. He stood on a bun and the current went up his leg. "

I'm sure he will conduct himself better next time!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"I knew an electrician who got electrocuted while doing a job in a bakery. He stood on a bun and the current went up his leg.

I'm sure he will conduct himself better next time! "

That's shocking!

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By *atherjackhackettMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

One pin plug seeks 2 pin socket. Apply within

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin


"One pin plug seeks 2 pin socket. Apply within "

That's a greedy one pin plug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I knew an electrician who got electrocuted while doing a job in a bakery. He stood on a bun and the current went up his leg.

I'm sure he will conduct himself better next time! "

Or maybe he won’t be able to resist!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I'm actually an amateur electrician myself. People are usually shocked when they find out.

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By *atherjackhackettMan
over a year ago

Tipperary


"One pin plug seeks 2 pin socket. Apply within

That's a greedy one pin plug "

Well I'm not familiar with a one pin socket

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By *oey4somefunMan
over a year ago

Dublin/Drogheda

He's just gotta stay POSITIVE in this situation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your employment will depend on how you "Conduct" yourself, be sure not to "Overload" your "Input" and never "Trip" over the "Current" work situation.

You may encounter some " Resistance", using this platform as a " Conduit" in your quest to gain employment.

It was a " Bright" idea, hopefully there will be some " Bonding" and it won't be long until you are sticking your " Rod" in somewhere soon.

Remember things can change in a " Flash", be prepared for a "Shock".

Being out of work can be " Testing" especially when you need to "Feed" a pair of "Twins" that cost the "Earth" to keep " Switched" on.

Stay "Grounded"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We met an electrician once. Was a real live wire, was really down to earth, but ended up giving neural feedback as he just couldn't keep it up on his ohm. Its a shame as he seems to know watt he was doing. "

Brilliant,,,,,,

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin


"One pin plug seeks 2 pin socket. Apply within

That's a greedy one pin plug

Well I'm not familiar with a one pin socket "

I'm sure you'll find t'internet a useful tool in your search...em, flesh light, is that what they're called now

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By *atherjackhackettMan
over a year ago

Tipperary


"One pin plug seeks 2 pin socket. Apply within

That's a greedy one pin plug

Well I'm not familiar with a one pin socket

I'm sure you'll find t'internet a useful tool in your search...em, flesh light, is that what they're called now "

I was thinking along the lines of something with a heartbeat

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By *ed_AliceWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Ohm my God. These puns are so bad it Hertz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watts happening here?

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin


"One pin plug seeks 2 pin socket. Apply within

That's a greedy one pin plug

Well I'm not familiar with a one pin socket

I'm sure you'll find t'internet a useful tool in your search...em, flesh light, is that what they're called now

I was thinking along the lines of something with a heartbeat "

Ever try Build-a-Bear - they add a heartbeat if you'd like - you can add your intention to the Teddy too, and music

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