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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

eaten.. (taken from the lounge)

Celery for me.. a demonic plant that should be scourged from the earth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stinky tofu or durian fruit, both sound and smell a lot worse than they actually taste. Durian fruit is rather delicious

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down

My own cooking

Or prawns

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By *onmckMan
over a year ago

kildare

Brussels sprout

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stinky tofu or durian fruit, both sound and smell a lot worse than they actually taste. Durian fruit is rather delicious "

Never heard of that one

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Foie gras....tried it in a very fancy restaurant and got just about got over the shame of trying it but it was disgusting anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My own cooking

Or prawns "

Prawns?... Not even barbecued with garlic butter or chilli?

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down


"My own cooking

Or prawns

Prawns?... Not even barbecued with garlic butter or chilli? "

Had them once in a prawn salad thing.....nope nope and nope

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By *onmckMan
over a year ago

kildare


"My own cooking

Or prawns

Prawns?... Not even barbecued with garlic butter or chilli?

Had them once in a prawn salad thing.....nope nope and nope "

That is a real pitty! Wish I could cook them for you, I guarantee 100% satisfaction

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Black garlic. Slimy rotten disgusting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My own cooking

Or prawns

Prawns?... Not even barbecued with garlic butter or chilli?

Had them once in a prawn salad thing.....nope nope and nope "

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By *atherjackhackettMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

Prawns. The only thing worse than their taste is their look??????

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By *DSGCouple
over a year ago

That place in

Tripe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All about texture.. Prawns, mushrooms, oysters...anything rubbery is a no no!

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Snickers bars or anything with peanuts mixed with caramel, yuck

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By *issusWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Boiled fish eyes, smoked pigs ears, chicken necks, stomachs and hearts.. oh wait those things are only gross to normal people.

Strongly dislike all Indian cuisine. Tried to like it so many times, but it all just tastes like spicy dirt to me samosas are pretty much the only thing I enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Snickers bars or anything with peanuts mixed with caramel, yuck "

And yet I'd eat them by the hundred weight lol

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

south west


"Foie gras....tried it in a very fancy restaurant and got just about got over the shame of trying it but it was disgusting anyway. "

I love foie gras...

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down


"Snickers bars or anything with peanuts mixed with caramel, yuck "

Thats just reminded me someone made chicken and peanuts sandwiches

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By *iss3BWoman
over a year ago

north down


"My own cooking

Or prawns

Prawns?... Not even barbecued with garlic butter or chilli?

Had them once in a prawn salad thing.....nope nope and nope

That is a real pitty! Wish I could cook them for you, I guarantee 100% satisfaction "

Oh I highly doubt it

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By *r Light YearMan
over a year ago

Brighton

Mayonnaise! Mayophobia, it's a real thing...

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

Clove sweets

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By *BelfastGuyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Kidneys

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By *herry...Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

The tayto chocolate bar with cheese and onion crips

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


"Snickers bars or anything with peanuts mixed with caramel, yuck

And yet I'd eat them by the hundred weight lol"

Yeah it's strange. In my 48 years on this planet, I have yet to find another person who hates them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Snickers bars or anything with peanuts mixed with caramel, yuck

And yet I'd eat them by the hundred weight lol

Yeah it's strange. In my 48 years on this planet, I have yet to find another person who hates them "

Just makes you all the more unique

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


"Snickers bars or anything with peanuts mixed with caramel, yuck

And yet I'd eat them by the hundred weight lol

Yeah it's strange. In my 48 years on this planet, I have yet to find another person who hates them

Just makes you all the more unique"

Oh you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Snickers bars or anything with peanuts mixed with caramel, yuck

And yet I'd eat them by the hundred weight lol

Yeah it's strange. In my 48 years on this planet, I have yet to find another person who hates them

Just makes you all the more unique

Oh you "

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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago

louth, Ireland

Mushrooms

Mr

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By *aywhatnowMan
over a year ago

North County


"eaten.. (taken from the lounge)

Celery for me.. a demonic plant that should be scourged from the earth. "

Can't argue against celery, literally ruins every single thing it's put in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broccoli that had gone of, dinner just went everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex girlfriend Samantha went abroad for college one year, so she decides to fly in to visit me one weekend. I was really happy to see her so decided to give her some oral action.

I had done this numerous times before and always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. I didn't want to offend her though because I hadn't seen her in months...so I put a Jolly Rancher in my mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.

In the course of eating her out, I accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. I took it out, and put it back into my mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher. It was a nodule of gonorrhea.

As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and I BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. I freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in my mouth...

I demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on me at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though. So now, I was freaking out, knowing I had gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"My ex girlfriend Samantha went abroad for college one year, so she decides to fly in to visit me one weekend. I was really happy to see her so decided to give her some oral action.

I had done this numerous times before and always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. I didn't want to offend her though because I hadn't seen her in months...so I put a Jolly Rancher in my mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.

In the course of eating her out, I accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. I took it out, and put it back into my mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher. It was a nodule of gonorrhea.

As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and I BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. I freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in my mouth...

I demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on me at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though. So now, I was freaking out, knowing I had gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else."

Yep that beats anything anyone else could say .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would you even share that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My ex girlfriend Samantha went abroad for college one year, so she decides to fly in to visit me one weekend. I was really happy to see her so decided to give her some oral action.

I had done this numerous times before and always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. I didn't want to offend her though because I hadn't seen her in months...so I put a Jolly Rancher in my mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.

In the course of eating her out, I accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. I took it out, and put it back into my mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher. It was a nodule of gonorrhea.

As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and I BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. I freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in my mouth...

I demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on me at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though. So now, I was freaking out, knowing I had gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else.

Yep that beats anything anyone else could say ."

Celary is still worse

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By *aywhatnowMan
over a year ago

North County


"My ex girlfriend Samantha went abroad for college one year, so she decides to fly in to visit me one weekend. I was really happy to see her so decided to give her some oral action.

I had done this numerous times before and always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. I didn't want to offend her though because I hadn't seen her in months...so I put a Jolly Rancher in my mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.

In the course of eating her out, I accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. I took it out, and put it back into my mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher. It was a nodule of gonorrhea.

As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and I BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. I freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in my mouth...

I demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on me at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though. So now, I was freaking out, knowing I had gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else.

Yep that beats anything anyone else could say .

Celary is still worse "

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"My ex girlfriend Samantha went abroad for college one year, so she decides to fly in to visit me one weekend. I was really happy to see her so decided to give her some oral action.

I had done this numerous times before and always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. I didn't want to offend her though because I hadn't seen her in months...so I put a Jolly Rancher in my mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.

In the course of eating her out, I accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. I took it out, and put it back into my mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher. It was a nodule of gonorrhea.

As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and I BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. I freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in my mouth...

I demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on me at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though. So now, I was freaking out, knowing I had gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else.

Yep that beats anything anyone else could say .

Celary is still worse "

You really hate celery don't you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My ex girlfriend Samantha went abroad for college one year, so she decides to fly in to visit me one weekend. I was really happy to see her so decided to give her some oral action.

I had done this numerous times before and always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. I didn't want to offend her though because I hadn't seen her in months...so I put a Jolly Rancher in my mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.

In the course of eating her out, I accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. I took it out, and put it back into my mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher. It was a nodule of gonorrhea.

As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and I BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. I freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in my mouth...

I demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on me at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though. So now, I was freaking out, knowing I had gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else.

Yep that beats anything anyone else could say .

Celary is still worse

You really hate celery don't you "

It's demonic I tell ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha between this and the peanuts and caramel thread (awesome) makes for very entertaining reading. Nuts and all things awful you've put in your mouth .... brilliant

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

Green fucking beans. Was on a student exchange in France, picked the salty bastards in their garden and had them for dinner every day, never again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ex girlfriend Samantha went abroad for college one year, so she decides to fly in to visit me one weekend. I was really happy to see her so decided to give her some oral action.

I had done this numerous times before and always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. I didn't want to offend her though because I hadn't seen her in months...so I put a Jolly Rancher in my mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.

In the course of eating her out, I accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. I took it out, and put it back into my mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher. It was a nodule of gonorrhea.

As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and I BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. I freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in my mouth...

I demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on me at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though. So now, I was freaking out, knowing I had gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else."
.now that has to be the worse,d udddddddddddd.fuck that's disgusting.

Love prawns

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


"My ex girlfriend Samantha went abroad for college one year, so she decides to fly in to visit me one weekend. I was really happy to see her so decided to give her some oral action.

I had done this numerous times before and always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. I didn't want to offend her though because I hadn't seen her in months...so I put a Jolly Rancher in my mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.

In the course of eating her out, I accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. I took it out, and put it back into my mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher. It was a nodule of gonorrhea.

As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and I BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. I freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in my mouth...

I demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on me at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though. So now, I was freaking out, knowing I had gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else."

Relax lads, Gary's blaguarding ye, naughty boy

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/9pnlyz/the_jolly_rancher_story/?utm_source=amp&utm_medium=&utm_content=post_body

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"My ex girlfriend Samantha went abroad for college one year, so she decides to fly in to visit me one weekend. I was really happy to see her so decided to give her some oral action.

I had done this numerous times before and always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. I didn't want to offend her though because I hadn't seen her in months...so I put a Jolly Rancher in my mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.

In the course of eating her out, I accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. I took it out, and put it back into my mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher. It was a nodule of gonorrhea.

As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and I BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. I freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in my mouth...

I demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on me at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though. So now, I was freaking out, knowing I had gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else.

Relax lads, Gary's blaguarding ye, naughty boy

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/9pnlyz/the_jolly_rancher_story/?utm_source=amp&utm_medium=&utm_content=post_body

"

In fairness it's only the 3rd time he's posted it this year

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