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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

You are just starting to cross the road and you get knocked down, the ambulance is called and the paramedics arrive and immediately produce the sissors to cut your outer garments off.

What delights are the paramedics going to uncover did u put on clean knickers and bra/ boxers this morning are they silk or satin, leather or lace maybe Pennys best tell the truth

I forgot mine this morning so i am commando oooopppsss

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

How do you FORGET to put underwear on? Don’t you notice your bits rubbing off your trousers?? It’s the most basic of clothing items. I’ve gone out without underwear but it’s always been a conscious decision.

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Under the circumstances, wouldn't the state of yer knickers be the least of your worries?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Lets be honest the jocks are going to be destroyed if you get knocked down anyway

At least mine would be brand new since I bought all new once the shops opened

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I've reinforced my Zimmer so these issues never arise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clean white T-shirt , clean white boxers and fresh white socks every morning, doesn’t work for me if it’s not ironed and matching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my granny always told me make sure I had clean knickers on everyday in case I got hit by an ambulance. Is that not a saying everyones heard?

So yes, clean knickers on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

…reminds me of the Korn ‘ADDIS’ video…would love to give the paramedics a chuckle and be wearing lingerie, but just black boxers with a purple band here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clean white T-shirt , clean white boxers and fresh white socks every morning, doesn’t work for me if it’s not ironed and matching

Ha! I knew you were high maintenance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clean white T-shirt , clean white boxers and fresh white socks every morning, doesn’t work for me if it’s not ironed and matching

Ha! I knew you were high maintenance

I am

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By *phrodite72Woman
over a year ago

dublin/galway

"my granny always told me make sure I had clean knickers on everyday in case I got hit by an ambulance. Is that not a saying everyones heard?

So yes, clean knickers on. "

Me tooooo happy memories of her wise words lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In fairness if you have clean knickers/boxers on they probably won't be clean after you get hit by the ambulance!!

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By *phrodite72Woman
over a year ago

dublin/galway

"my granny always told me make sure I had clean knickers on everyday in case I got hit by an ambulance. Is that not a saying everyones heard?

So yes, clean knickers on.

Me tooooo happy memories of her wise words lol "

Of my granny not yours obvs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In fairness if you have clean knickers/boxers on they probably won't be clean after you get hit by the ambulance!!

I’d probably be ok seeing as always have a Pooh and wash my bum before leaving the house, sadly necessary when you work on a building site and don’t know what state the jacks will be in, plus I don’t want to get the “wolf” either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today would have been a tiny red silk thong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In fairness if you have clean knickers/boxers on they probably won't be clean after you get hit by the ambulance!!

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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"How do you FORGET to put underwear on? Don’t you notice your bits rubbing off your trousers?? It’s the most basic of clothing items. I’ve gone out without underwear but it’s always been a conscious decision.

What can I say it happens

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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Under the circumstances, wouldn't the state of yer knickers be the least of your worries?

I was worried before getting knocked over

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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Lets be honest the jocks are going to be destroyed if you get knocked down anyway

At least mine would be brand new since I bought all new once the shops opened

The shops are open two weeks id hope ud have washed em by now

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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I've reinforced my Zimmer so these issues never arise

Careful those dam electric cars creep up on u from behind

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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Clean white T-shirt , clean white boxers and fresh white socks every morning, doesn’t work for me if it’s not ironed and matching

U rascal

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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"my granny always told me make sure I had clean knickers on everyday in case I got hit by an ambulance. Is that not a saying everyones heard?

So yes, clean knickers on. "

Granny's know best

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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"…reminds me of the Korn ‘ADDIS’ video…would love to give the paramedics a chuckle and be wearing lingerie, but just black boxers with a purple band here

Bet they have seen it all before

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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"In fairness if you have clean knickers/boxers on they probably won't be clean after you get hit by the ambulance!!

It was really a ploy to find out what undies the ladys are wearing today what can i say i am a pervert

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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Today would have been a tiny red silk thong."

Oh my i may have just cum a little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stopped wearing a bra as the lads at work noticed it under my T-shirt and started giving me stichk over it

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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I stopped wearing a bra as the lads at work noticed it under my T-shirt and started giving me stichk over it

Please don't tell me ur back wearing tight white T-shirts with those moobs

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By *t777Woman
over a year ago

close by

Bright blue lace bra and thong.

So hopefully they wouldn't cut them off too

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Bright blue lace bra and thong.

So hopefully they wouldn't cut them off too

I’d cut them off you myself

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Bright blue lace bra and thong.

So hopefully they wouldn't cut them off too

I’d cut them off you myself

With your teeth I presume

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Bright blue lace bra and thong.

So hopefully they wouldn't cut them off too

I’d cut them off you myself

With your teeth I presume "

Currently sharpening them

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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Bright blue lace bra and thong.

So hopefully they wouldn't cut them off too

I’d cut them off you myself

With your teeth I presume

Currently sharpening them

The beauty of falsies u can take em out for sharpening

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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Bright blue lace bra and thong.

So hopefully they wouldn't cut them off too

Oh god no

just slip em aside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bright blue lace bra and thong.

So hopefully they wouldn't cut them off too

I’d cut them off you myself

With your teeth I presume

Currently sharpening them

The beauty of falsies u can take em out for sharpening

Till you sit on them by accident and they bite the arse off ya

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Bright blue lace bra and thong.

So hopefully they wouldn't cut them off too

I’d cut them off you myself

With your teeth I presume

Currently sharpening them

The beauty of falsies u can take em out for sharpening

Till you sit on them by accident and they bite the arse off ya

Funny explaining that in The A&E Dept

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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Bright blue lace bra and thong.

So hopefully they wouldn't cut them off too

I’d cut them off you myself

With your teeth I presume

Currently sharpening them

The beauty of falsies u can take em out for sharpening

Till you sit on them by accident and they bite the arse off ya

A friend its best put em in a glass on the bed side locker

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Penneys finest sensible black knickers and a comfy bralette... Anything approaching lingerie hasn't seen the light of day since pre-pandemic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I stopped wearing a bra as the lads at work noticed it under my T-shirt and started giving me stichk over it

Told ya to buy the nude coloured ones

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

Be Batman!

Always wear black.

It disguises much embarassment

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By *hilaboutMan
over a year ago

kilkenny

Surely a bit of lace be comfy now the heat is up on us

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By *vpamelaTV/TS
over a year ago

kinkville

Yes I'm always worried about that.... not!

Although their eyebrows might go up to see me wearing a cock cage under my red satin thongs.

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"You are just starting to cross the road and you get knocked down, the ambulance is called and the paramedics arrive and immediately produce the sissors to cut your outer garments off.

What delights are the paramedics going to uncover did u put on clean knickers and bra/ boxers this morning are they silk or satin, leather or lace maybe Pennys best tell the truth

I forgot mine this morning so i am commando oooopppsss

*coughs* forgot *clears his throat*

maybe we should organize you being run down, call the ambulance so we can see what happens?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today would have been a tiny red silk thong.

Oh my i may have just cum a little

Thanks for sharing

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By *usietranslutTV/TS
over a year ago

carlow

Floral silk bra & matching knickers plus slinky cami. I might knock myself down!!!

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