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"Mince pies- (Eyes) Trouble & Strife-(Wife) Brown Bread- (Dead) Apples and pears" (stairs) To the Cockney, the phrase "steps and stairs" describes the idea of gradation. Every good costermonger has skill in displaying the front of his stall. The selected samples of fruit and vegetables are expertly graded in "steps and stairs". Apples and pears, when in season, are common on each barrow and, when polished, create an arresting display. "Army and navy" (gravy) As gravy was plentiful at mealtimes in both services. "Basin of gravy" (baby) Suggestive of the softness of the foods on which babies are fed. "Bees and honey" (money) As bees are the epitome of work, work produces money, the possession of which is sweet. "Borrow and beg" (egg) A term that enjoyed a fresh lease of life during the second world war and the food-rationing period. "Bottle and stopper" (copper) Policeman. There are a possible pair of inferences: to bottle meaning to enclose and a stopper meaning one who holds another back from a course of action. "Box of toys" (noise) As a box of toys, particularly a new one given as a present at Christmas time, causes a great deal of noise to be made. "Can't keep still" (treadmill) Since people sentenced to that 19th century punishment could not keep still for a second. "Clever mike" (bike) Influenced by the extreme displays that adolescents are inclined to perform on a bicycle, especially when showing off. "Coals and " (broke) Since both coal and used to be supplied in large blocks that had to be broken down before their use. "Coat and badge" (cadge) Sometimes known as "Doggett's" as watermen who possessed the Doggett Coat and Badge could charge higher fares than those without. "Collar and cuff" (puff) An effeminate man, suggestive either by their neatness of dress, or by "powder puff". "Cop a flower pot" (cop it hot) To get into serious trouble. Suggested by the effect of a flower pot dropped from a window above on to someone below. "Crowded space" (suitcase) Which was often stolen during packed railway stations in the holiday season. "Cut and carried" (married) Applying only to the wife who is cut off from the parental support and carried (provided for) by her husband. "Cuts and scratches" (matches) Many imported safety matches were of poor quality and often failed to ignite when scratched against the side of the box. "Day's a-dawning" (morning) A term often used by people working at nighttime. "Derry and Toms" (bombs) Referring not just to the famous London store, but to "derry" as to "have a derry on" meaning to dislike, referring to "down on", meaning prejudiced against, from Derry Down in Ireland. "Didn't ought" (port) The drink. Based on the imploring of ladies who, when asked to "have another", replied that they "didn't ought". "Do me good/s" (wood/s) Short for the cigarette Woodbines which indirectly played their part in the victory of the first world war. "Duck and dive" (hide) A duck when diving is hidden beneath the pond's surface and to duck is to avoid a blow by a quick dropping movement. "Dustbin lid/s" – (kid/s) Used when children have created a huge amount of mess. "Early hours" (flowers) As flower buyers have to keep very early hours to buy their produce at Covent Garden flower market. "Fisherman's daughter" (water) As water is part of the fisherman's landscape. "Gay and hearty" (a party) Describing how a social get-together should be. "Give and take" ![]() ![]() I just wanted to quote all this | |||
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"Mince pies- (Eyes) Trouble & Strife-(Wife) Brown Bread- (Dead) Apples and pears" (stairs) To the Cockney, the phrase "steps and stairs" describes the idea of gradation. Every good costermonger has skill in displaying the front of his stall. The selected samples of fruit and vegetables are expertly graded in "steps and stairs". Apples and pears, when in season, are common on each barrow and, when polished, create an arresting display. "Army and navy" (gravy) As gravy was plentiful at mealtimes in both services. "Basin of gravy" (baby) Suggestive of the softness of the foods on which babies are fed. "Bees and honey" (money) As bees are the epitome of work, work produces money, the possession of which is sweet. "Borrow and beg" (egg) A term that enjoyed a fresh lease of life during the second world war and the food-rationing period. "Bottle and stopper" (copper) Policeman. There are a possible pair of inferences: to bottle meaning to enclose and a stopper meaning one who holds another back from a course of action. "Box of toys" (noise) As a box of toys, particularly a new one given as a present at Christmas time, causes a great deal of noise to be made. "Can't keep still" (treadmill) Since people sentenced to that 19th century punishment could not keep still for a second. "Clever mike" (bike) Influenced by the extreme displays that adolescents are inclined to perform on a bicycle, especially when showing off. "Coals and " (broke) Since both coal and used to be supplied in large blocks that had to be broken down before their use. "Coat and badge" (cadge) Sometimes known as "Doggett's" as watermen who possessed the Doggett Coat and Badge could charge higher fares than those without. "Collar and cuff" (puff) An effeminate man, suggestive either by their neatness of dress, or by "powder puff". "Cop a flower pot" (cop it hot) To get into serious trouble. Suggested by the effect of a flower pot dropped from a window above on to someone below. "Crowded space" (suitcase) Which was often stolen during packed railway stations in the holiday season. "Cut and carried" (married) Applying only to the wife who is cut off from the parental support and carried (provided for) by her husband. "Cuts and scratches" (matches) Many imported safety matches were of poor quality and often failed to ignite when scratched against the side of the box. "Day's a-dawning" (morning) A term often used by people working at nighttime. "Derry and Toms" (bombs) Referring not just to the famous London store, but to "derry" as to "have a derry on" meaning to dislike, referring to "down on", meaning prejudiced against, from Derry Down in Ireland. "Didn't ought" (port) The drink. Based on the imploring of ladies who, when asked to "have another", replied that they "didn't ought". "Do me good/s" (wood/s) Short for the cigarette Woodbines which indirectly played their part in the victory of the first world war. "Duck and dive" (hide) A duck when diving is hidden beneath the pond's surface and to duck is to avoid a blow by a quick dropping movement. "Dustbin lid/s" – (kid/s) Used when children have created a huge amount of mess. "Early hours" (flowers) As flower buyers have to keep very early hours to buy their produce at Covent Garden flower market. "Fisherman's daughter" (water) As water is part of the fisherman's landscape. "Gay and hearty" (a party) Describing how a social get-together should be. "Give and take" ![]() ![]() Why? | |||
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"Mince pies- (Eyes) Trouble & Strife-(Wife) Brown Bread- (Dead) Apples and pears" (stairs) To the Cockney, the phrase "steps and stairs" describes the idea of gradation. Every good costermonger has skill in displaying the front of his stall. The selected samples of fruit and vegetables are expertly graded in "steps and stairs". Apples and pears, when in season, are common on each barrow and, when polished, create an arresting display. "Army and navy" (gravy) As gravy was plentiful at mealtimes in both services. "Basin of gravy" (baby) Suggestive of the softness of the foods on which babies are fed. "Bees and honey" (money) As bees are the epitome of work, work produces money, the possession of which is sweet. "Borrow and beg" (egg) A term that enjoyed a fresh lease of life during the second world war and the food-rationing period. "Bottle and stopper" (copper) Policeman. There are a possible pair of inferences: to bottle meaning to enclose and a stopper meaning one who holds another back from a course of action. "Box of toys" (noise) As a box of toys, particularly a new one given as a present at Christmas time, causes a great deal of noise to be made. "Can't keep still" (treadmill) Since people sentenced to that 19th century punishment could not keep still for a second. "Clever mike" (bike) Influenced by the extreme displays that adolescents are inclined to perform on a bicycle, especially when showing off. "Coals and " (broke) Since both coal and used to be supplied in large blocks that had to be broken down before their use. "Coat and badge" (cadge) Sometimes known as "Doggett's" as watermen who possessed the Doggett Coat and Badge could charge higher fares than those without. "Collar and cuff" (puff) An effeminate man, suggestive either by their neatness of dress, or by "powder puff". "Cop a flower pot" (cop it hot) To get into serious trouble. Suggested by the effect of a flower pot dropped from a window above on to someone below. "Crowded space" (suitcase) Which was often stolen during packed railway stations in the holiday season. "Cut and carried" (married) Applying only to the wife who is cut off from the parental support and carried (provided for) by her husband. "Cuts and scratches" (matches) Many imported safety matches were of poor quality and often failed to ignite when scratched against the side of the box. "Day's a-dawning" (morning) A term often used by people working at nighttime. "Derry and Toms" (bombs) Referring not just to the famous London store, but to "derry" as to "have a derry on" meaning to dislike, referring to "down on", meaning prejudiced against, from Derry Down in Ireland. "Didn't ought" (port) The drink. Based on the imploring of ladies who, when asked to "have another", replied that they "didn't ought". "Do me good/s" (wood/s) Short for the cigarette Woodbines which indirectly played their part in the victory of the first world war. "Duck and dive" (hide) A duck when diving is hidden beneath the pond's surface and to duck is to avoid a blow by a quick dropping movement. "Dustbin lid/s" – (kid/s) Used when children have created a huge amount of mess. "Early hours" (flowers) As flower buyers have to keep very early hours to buy their produce at Covent Garden flower market. "Fisherman's daughter" (water) As water is part of the fisherman's landscape. "Gay and hearty" (a party) Describing how a social get-together should be. "Give and take" ![]() ![]() WOW you've definitely done your homework xx | |||
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"Mince pies- (Eyes) Trouble & Strife-(Wife) Brown Bread- (Dead) Apples and pears" (stairs) To the Cockney, the phrase "steps and stairs" describes the idea of gradation. Every good costermonger has skill in displaying the front of his stall. The selected samples of fruit and vegetables are expertly graded in "steps and stairs". Apples and pears, when in season, are common on each barrow and, when polished, create an arresting display. "Army and navy" (gravy) As gravy was plentiful at mealtimes in both services. "Basin of gravy" (baby) Suggestive of the softness of the foods on which babies are fed. "Bees and honey" (money) As bees are the epitome of work, work produces money, the possession of which is sweet. "Borrow and beg" (egg) A term that enjoyed a fresh lease of life during the second world war and the food-rationing period. "Bottle and stopper" (copper) Policeman. There are a possible pair of inferences: to bottle meaning to enclose and a stopper meaning one who holds another back from a course of action. "Box of toys" (noise) As a box of toys, particularly a new one given as a present at Christmas time, causes a great deal of noise to be made. "Can't keep still" (treadmill) Since people sentenced to that 19th century punishment could not keep still for a second. "Clever mike" (bike) Influenced by the extreme displays that adolescents are inclined to perform on a bicycle, especially when showing off. "Coals and " (broke) Since both coal and used to be supplied in large blocks that had to be broken down before their use. "Coat and badge" (cadge) Sometimes known as "Doggett's" as watermen who possessed the Doggett Coat and Badge could charge higher fares than those without. "Collar and cuff" (puff) An effeminate man, suggestive either by their neatness of dress, or by "powder puff". "Cop a flower pot" (cop it hot) To get into serious trouble. Suggested by the effect of a flower pot dropped from a window above on to someone below. "Crowded space" (suitcase) Which was often stolen during packed railway stations in the holiday season. "Cut and carried" (married) Applying only to the wife who is cut off from the parental support and carried (provided for) by her husband. "Cuts and scratches" (matches) Many imported safety matches were of poor quality and often failed to ignite when scratched against the side of the box. "Day's a-dawning" (morning) A term often used by people working at nighttime. "Derry and Toms" (bombs) Referring not just to the famous London store, but to "derry" as to "have a derry on" meaning to dislike, referring to "down on", meaning prejudiced against, from Derry Down in Ireland. "Didn't ought" (port) The drink. Based on the imploring of ladies who, when asked to "have another", replied that they "didn't ought". "Do me good/s" (wood/s) Short for the cigarette Woodbines which indirectly played their part in the victory of the first world war. "Duck and dive" (hide) A duck when diving is hidden beneath the pond's surface and to duck is to avoid a blow by a quick dropping movement. "Dustbin lid/s" – (kid/s) Used when children have created a huge amount of mess. "Early hours" (flowers) As flower buyers have to keep very early hours to buy their produce at Covent Garden flower market. "Fisherman's daughter" (water) As water is part of the fisherman's landscape. "Gay and hearty" (a party) Describing how a social get-together should be. "Give and take" ![]() ![]() I think this wins a prize for the longest reply ![]() | |||
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"Mince pies- (Eyes) Trouble & Strife-(Wife) Brown Bread- (Dead) Apples and pears" (stairs) To the Cockney, the phrase "steps and stairs" describes the idea of gradation. Every good costermonger has skill in displaying the front of his stall. The selected samples of fruit and vegetables are expertly graded in "steps and stairs". Apples and pears, when in season, are common on each barrow and, when polished, create an arresting display. "Army and navy" (gravy) As gravy was plentiful at mealtimes in both services. "Basin of gravy" (baby) Suggestive of the softness of the foods on which babies are fed. "Bees and honey" (money) As bees are the epitome of work, work produces money, the possession of which is sweet. "Borrow and beg" (egg) A term that enjoyed a fresh lease of life during the second world war and the food-rationing period. "Bottle and stopper" (copper) Policeman. There are a possible pair of inferences: to bottle meaning to enclose and a stopper meaning one who holds another back from a course of action. "Box of toys" (noise) As a box of toys, particularly a new one given as a present at Christmas time, causes a great deal of noise to be made. "Can't keep still" (treadmill) Since people sentenced to that 19th century punishment could not keep still for a second. "Clever mike" (bike) Influenced by the extreme displays that adolescents are inclined to perform on a bicycle, especially when showing off. "Coals and " (broke) Since both coal and used to be supplied in large blocks that had to be broken down before their use. "Coat and badge" (cadge) Sometimes known as "Doggett's" as watermen who possessed the Doggett Coat and Badge could charge higher fares than those without. "Collar and cuff" (puff) An effeminate man, suggestive either by their neatness of dress, or by "powder puff". "Cop a flower pot" (cop it hot) To get into serious trouble. Suggested by the effect of a flower pot dropped from a window above on to someone below. "Crowded space" (suitcase) Which was often stolen during packed railway stations in the holiday season. "Cut and carried" (married) Applying only to the wife who is cut off from the parental support and carried (provided for) by her husband. "Cuts and scratches" (matches) Many imported safety matches were of poor quality and often failed to ignite when scratched against the side of the box. "Day's a-dawning" (morning) A term often used by people working at nighttime. "Derry and Toms" (bombs) Referring not just to the famous London store, but to "derry" as to "have a derry on" meaning to dislike, referring to "down on", meaning prejudiced against, from Derry Down in Ireland. "Didn't ought" (port) The drink. Based on the imploring of ladies who, when asked to "have another", replied that they "didn't ought". "Do me good/s" (wood/s) Short for the cigarette Woodbines which indirectly played their part in the victory of the first world war. "Duck and dive" (hide) A duck when diving is hidden beneath the pond's surface and to duck is to avoid a blow by a quick dropping movement. "Dustbin lid/s" – (kid/s) Used when children have created a huge amount of mess. "Early hours" (flowers) As flower buyers have to keep very early hours to buy their produce at Covent Garden flower market. "Fisherman's daughter" (water) As water is part of the fisherman's landscape. "Gay and hearty" (a party) Describing how a social get-together should be. "Give and take" ![]() ![]() Well that's the million dollar question! Wouldn't it be funny if we just never let this thread die | |||
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"Mince pies- (Eyes) Trouble & Strife-(Wife) Brown Bread- (Dead) Apples and pears" (stairs) To the Cockney, the phrase "steps and stairs" describes the idea of gradation. Every good costermonger has skill in displaying the front of his stall. The selected samples of fruit and vegetables are expertly graded in "steps and stairs". Apples and pears, when in season, are common on each barrow and, when polished, create an arresting display. "Army and navy" (gravy) As gravy was plentiful at mealtimes in both services. "Basin of gravy" (baby) Suggestive of the softness of the foods on which babies are fed. "Bees and honey" (money) As bees are the epitome of work, work produces money, the possession of which is sweet. "Borrow and beg" (egg) A term that enjoyed a fresh lease of life during the second world war and the food-rationing period. "Bottle and stopper" (copper) Policeman. There are a possible pair of inferences: to bottle meaning to enclose and a stopper meaning one who holds another back from a course of action. "Box of toys" (noise) As a box of toys, particularly a new one given as a present at Christmas time, causes a great deal of noise to be made. "Can't keep still" (treadmill) Since people sentenced to that 19th century punishment could not keep still for a second. "Clever mike" (bike) Influenced by the extreme displays that adolescents are inclined to perform on a bicycle, especially when showing off. "Coals and " (broke) Since both coal and used to be supplied in large blocks that had to be broken down before their use. "Coat and badge" (cadge) Sometimes known as "Doggett's" as watermen who possessed the Doggett Coat and Badge could charge higher fares than those without. "Collar and cuff" (puff) An effeminate man, suggestive either by their neatness of dress, or by "powder puff". "Cop a flower pot" (cop it hot) To get into serious trouble. Suggested by the effect of a flower pot dropped from a window above on to someone below. "Crowded space" (suitcase) Which was often stolen during packed railway stations in the holiday season. "Cut and carried" (married) Applying only to the wife who is cut off from the parental support and carried (provided for) by her husband. "Cuts and scratches" (matches) Many imported safety matches were of poor quality and often failed to ignite when scratched against the side of the box. "Day's a-dawning" (morning) A term often used by people working at nighttime. "Derry and Toms" (bombs) Referring not just to the famous London store, but to "derry" as to "have a derry on" meaning to dislike, referring to "down on", meaning prejudiced against, from Derry Down in Ireland. "Didn't ought" (port) The drink. Based on the imploring of ladies who, when asked to "have another", replied that they "didn't ought". "Do me good/s" (wood/s) Short for the cigarette Woodbines which indirectly played their part in the victory of the first world war. "Duck and dive" (hide) A duck when diving is hidden beneath the pond's surface and to duck is to avoid a blow by a quick dropping movement. "Dustbin lid/s" – (kid/s) Used when children have created a huge amount of mess. "Early hours" (flowers) As flower buyers have to keep very early hours to buy their produce at Covent Garden flower market. "Fisherman's daughter" (water) As water is part of the fisherman's landscape. "Gay and hearty" (a party) Describing how a social get-together should be. "Give and take" ![]() ![]() It's very long isn't it.. Michael's schlong = very long! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Mince pies- (Eyes) Trouble & Strife-(Wife) Brown Bread- (Dead) Apples and pears" (stairs) To the Cockney, the phrase "steps and stairs" describes the idea of gradation. Every good costermonger has skill in displaying the front of his stall. The selected samples of fruit and vegetables are expertly graded in "steps and stairs". Apples and pears, when in season, are common on each barrow and, when polished, create an arresting display. "Army and navy" (gravy) As gravy was plentiful at mealtimes in both services. "Basin of gravy" (baby) Suggestive of the softness of the foods on which babies are fed. "Bees and honey" (money) As bees are the epitome of work, work produces money, the possession of which is sweet. "Borrow and beg" (egg) A term that enjoyed a fresh lease of life during the second world war and the food-rationing period. "Bottle and stopper" (copper) Policeman. There are a possible pair of inferences: to bottle meaning to enclose and a stopper meaning one who holds another back from a course of action. "Box of toys" (noise) As a box of toys, particularly a new one given as a present at Christmas time, causes a great deal of noise to be made. "Can't keep still" (treadmill) Since people sentenced to that 19th century punishment could not keep still for a second. "Clever mike" (bike) Influenced by the extreme displays that adolescents are inclined to perform on a bicycle, especially when showing off. "Coals and " (broke) Since both coal and used to be supplied in large blocks that had to be broken down before their use. "Coat and badge" (cadge) Sometimes known as "Doggett's" as watermen who possessed the Doggett Coat and Badge could charge higher fares than those without. "Collar and cuff" (puff) An effeminate man, suggestive either by their neatness of dress, or by "powder puff". "Cop a flower pot" (cop it hot) To get into serious trouble. Suggested by the effect of a flower pot dropped from a window above on to someone below. "Crowded space" (suitcase) Which was often stolen during packed railway stations in the holiday season. "Cut and carried" (married) Applying only to the wife who is cut off from the parental support and carried (provided for) by her husband. "Cuts and scratches" (matches) Many imported safety matches were of poor quality and often failed to ignite when scratched against the side of the box. "Day's a-dawning" (morning) A term often used by people working at nighttime. "Derry and Toms" (bombs) Referring not just to the famous London store, but to "derry" as to "have a derry on" meaning to dislike, referring to "down on", meaning prejudiced against, from Derry Down in Ireland. "Didn't ought" (port) The drink. Based on the imploring of ladies who, when asked to "have another", replied that they "didn't ought". "Do me good/s" (wood/s) Short for the cigarette Woodbines which indirectly played their part in the victory of the first world war. "Duck and dive" (hide) A duck when diving is hidden beneath the pond's surface and to duck is to avoid a blow by a quick dropping movement. "Dustbin lid/s" – (kid/s) Used when children have created a huge amount of mess. "Early hours" (flowers) As flower buyers have to keep very early hours to buy their produce at Covent Garden flower market. "Fisherman's daughter" (water) As water is part of the fisherman's landscape. "Gay and hearty" (a party) Describing how a social get-together should be. "Give and take" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ah yes it is quite long!.. you will make the women of the parish blush. What news do you all bring of the London season? | |||
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"On a sort of similar vein, Space Getto = Spice Girl in Scottish accent." Oh yeah always trying to derail a good derailing. But yes! That's excellent. It's like the guy Vinny Jones character pulls by the tie, as he is driving in the movie box office smash - Snatch directed by guy Richey. | |||
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