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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Apply within ladies.

With poor Mick not being a (complete) wanker he feels he doesn't have long left until he shuffles off this mortal coil.

Reg charity: 696969

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By *ERRIBLE TWOSUMCouple
over a year ago

Suck mammys strap-on


"Apply within ladies.

With poor Mick not being a (complete) wanker he feels he doesn't have long left until he shuffles off this mortal coil.

Reg charity: 696969"

Mick who

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Mick Dundee

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Apply within ladies.

With poor Mick not being a (complete) wanker he feels he doesn't have long left until he shuffles off this mortal coil.

Reg charity: 696969Mick who "

Jaysus has he gone already?

RIP Michael McCarthy

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

The football manager

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Ah sure poor Mick

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Apply within ladies.

With poor Mick not being a (complete) wanker he feels he doesn't have long left until he shuffles off this mortal coil.

Reg charity: 696969"

I'll accept that.. I'm a sucker for a sympathy shag!

Form an orderly queue please ladies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apply within ladies.

With poor Mick not being a (complete) wanker he feels he doesn't have long left until he shuffles off this mortal coil.

Reg charity: 696969

I'll accept that.. I'm a sucker for a sympathy shag!

Form an orderly queue please ladies! "

Where do I sign up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eh, I think he doesn't have anything to worry about

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Apply within ladies.

With poor Mick not being a (complete) wanker he feels he doesn't have long left until he shuffles off this mortal coil.

Reg charity: 696969

I'll accept that.. I'm a sucker for a sympathy shag!

Form an orderly queue please ladies!

Where do I sign up? "

I'll need your particulars

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Eh, I think he doesn't have anything to worry about "

They're all sympathy shags?

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Apply within ladies.

With poor Mick not being a (complete) wanker he feels he doesn't have long left until he shuffles off this mortal coil.

Reg charity: 696969

I'll accept that.. I'm a sucker for a sympathy shag!

Form an orderly queue please ladies! "

As opposed to the queue of orderlies you are used to?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Apply within ladies.

With poor Mick not being a (complete) wanker he feels he doesn't have long left until he shuffles off this mortal coil.

Reg charity: 696969

I'll accept that.. I'm a sucker for a sympathy shag!

Form an orderly queue please ladies!

Where do I sign up? "

You're already at the top of the list!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Eh, I think he doesn't have anything to worry about "

That's a malicious, unfounded rumour and I'll fight any man that repeats it.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Apply within ladies.

With poor Mick not being a (complete) wanker he feels he doesn't have long left until he shuffles off this mortal coil.

Reg charity: 696969

I'll accept that.. I'm a sucker for a sympathy shag!

Form an orderly queue please ladies!

As opposed to the queue of orderlies you are used to?"

Attention is attention. You're just jealous.

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Apply within ladies.

With poor Mick not being a (complete) wanker he feels he doesn't have long left until he shuffles off this mortal coil.

Reg charity: 696969

I'll accept that.. I'm a sucker for a sympathy shag!

Form an orderly queue please ladies!

As opposed to the queue of orderlies you are used to?

Attention is attention. You're just jealous. "

Not when I'm vetting the applications

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Apply within ladies.

With poor Mick not being a (complete) wanker he feels he doesn't have long left until he shuffles off this mortal coil.

Reg charity: 696969

I'll accept that.. I'm a sucker for a sympathy shag!

Form an orderly queue please ladies!

As opposed to the queue of orderlies you are used to?

Attention is attention. You're just jealous.

Not when I'm vetting the applications "

They must have been all mingers as I note that you haven't passed any of them on yet.

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Apply within ladies.

With poor Mick not being a (complete) wanker he feels he doesn't have long left until he shuffles off this mortal coil.

Reg charity: 696969

I'll accept that.. I'm a sucker for a sympathy shag!

Form an orderly queue please ladies!

As opposed to the queue of orderlies you are used to?

Attention is attention. You're just jealous.

Not when I'm vetting the applications

They must have been all mingers as I note that you haven't passed any of them on yet. "

Some of them are more sympathetic than others

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Apply within ladies.

With poor Mick not being a (complete) wanker he feels he doesn't have long left until he shuffles off this mortal coil.

Reg charity: 696969

I'll accept that.. I'm a sucker for a sympathy shag!

Form an orderly queue please ladies!

As opposed to the queue of orderlies you are used to?

Attention is attention. You're just jealous.

Not when I'm vetting the applications

They must have been all mingers as I note that you haven't passed any of them on yet.

Some of them are more sympathetic than others "

I'm an equal opportunities sympathy shagger

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Apply within ladies.

With poor Mick not being a (complete) wanker he feels he doesn't have long left until he shuffles off this mortal coil.

Reg charity: 696969

I'll accept that.. I'm a sucker for a sympathy shag!

Form an orderly queue please ladies!

As opposed to the queue of orderlies you are used to?

Attention is attention. You're just jealous.

Not when I'm vetting the applications

They must have been all mingers as I note that you haven't passed any of them on yet.

Some of them are more sympathetic than others

I'm an equal opportunities sympathy shagger "

In that case I've created a new profile for you. Mick4dick.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Apply within ladies.

With poor Mick not being a (complete) wanker he feels he doesn't have long left until he shuffles off this mortal coil.

Reg charity: 696969

I'll accept that.. I'm a sucker for a sympathy shag!

Form an orderly queue please ladies!

As opposed to the queue of orderlies you are used to?

Attention is attention. You're just jealous.

Not when I'm vetting the applications

They must have been all mingers as I note that you haven't passed any of them on yet.

Some of them are more sympathetic than others

I'm an equal opportunities sympathy shagger

In that case I've created a new profile for you. Mick4dick. "

I probably won't get any more mail from horny men in my area than I do at present. Jaysus, if it wasn't for the straight men who want to suck me dry I wouldn't get to chat to anyone.

Shit, sorry, I forgot to reply to your last one.

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Apply within ladies.

With poor Mick not being a (complete) wanker he feels he doesn't have long left until he shuffles off this mortal coil.

Reg charity: 696969

I'll accept that.. I'm a sucker for a sympathy shag!

Form an orderly queue please ladies!

As opposed to the queue of orderlies you are used to?

Attention is attention. You're just jealous.

Not when I'm vetting the applications

They must have been all mingers as I note that you haven't passed any of them on yet.

Some of them are more sympathetic than others

I'm an equal opportunities sympathy shagger

In that case I've created a new profile for you. Mick4dick.

I probably won't get any more mail from horny men in my area than I do at present. Jaysus, if it wasn't for the straight men who want to suck me dry I wouldn't get to chat to anyone.

Shit, sorry, I forgot to reply to your last one. "

Too late now. You missed your opportunity and I got a better offer

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By *herieWoman
over a year ago

The Burbs

Ah shite I had all my references especially laminated too haha

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Ah shite I had all my references especially laminated too haha "

Hold on a minute now. Don't be going anywhere. Lie back there and make yourself comfortable! That previous post was only meant for him.

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By *herieWoman
over a year ago

The Burbs

Oops my bad

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Ah shite I had all my references especially laminated too haha

Hold on a minute now. Don't be going anywhere. Lie back there and make yourself comfortable! That previous post was only meant for him. "

You're welcome you ungrateful aul shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

iiiiiii'm, Mick McCartney's baby.

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"iiiiiii'm, Mick McCartney's baby."

It's that from when he got a sympathy shag from Paul McCartney?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"iiiiiii'm, Mick McCartney's baby.

It's that from when he got a sympathy shag from Paul McCartney? "

Haha... woops, that was a typo. Just Let it Be!

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By *ealitybites OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"iiiiiii'm, Mick McCartney's baby.

It's that from when he got a sympathy shag from Paul McCartney?

Haha... woops, that was a typo. Just Let it Be!"

That's why he's always humming " No more lonely nights"

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By *rprotonMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"Apply within ladies.

With poor Mick not being a (complete) wanker he feels he doesn't have long left until he shuffles off this mortal coil.

Reg charity: 696969"

dont worry, the spontaneous explosive release of accumulated sperm will, if not dead from cancer by now, ensure a quick and swift, blissful death...

there will be a microsecond of total relief though...

and remember what the Winchester brothers always say: dont stand next to a exploding Dick, it will send you straight to purgatory

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Is there still some vacant slots or am I too late?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there still some vacant slots or am I too late? "

DH you most likely would kill him

Certain death if we tag team, but what a way to go

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Is there still some vacant slots or am I too late? "

Ah look, because it's you...

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Is there still some vacant slots or am I too late?

DH you most likely would kill him

Certain death if we tag team, but what a way to go"

Sweet Jesus, make it happen!

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By *nquisitive ladyWoman
over a year ago

meath

Well Mick you'll be inundated now.

Bom Chicka Wah Wah ....

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Well Mick you'll be inundated now.

Bom Chicka Wah Wah ...."

Fuck it, your name is on the list as well, whether you like it or not!

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Thats micks summer sorted orrrrrr you could just arrange a massive orgy midsummer eve . one way to celebrate

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Thats micks summer sorted orrrrrr you could just arrange a massive orgy midsummer eve . one way to celebrate "

Jaysus, am I that bad that you're trying to kill me?

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By *nquisitive ladyWoman
over a year ago

meath


"Thats micks summer sorted orrrrrr you could just arrange a massive orgy midsummer eve . one way to celebrate

Jaysus, am I that bad that you're trying to kill me? "

With a smile on your face

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"Thats micks summer sorted orrrrrr you could just arrange a massive orgy midsummer eve . one way to celebrate

Jaysus, am I that bad that you're trying to kill me? "

be grand mick. Ive faith in you

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Thats micks summer sorted orrrrrr you could just arrange a massive orgy midsummer eve . one way to celebrate

Jaysus, am I that bad that you're trying to kill me?

be grand mick. Ive faith in you "

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Is there still some vacant slots or am I too late?

DH you most likely would kill him

Certain death if we tag team, but what a way to go"

Never underestimate a Leitrim lad, it's a tough upbringing there. Tag teaming sounds like a fab idea.

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