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By *ildmovement OP Man
over a year ago

south Central

I’m sitting in the garden today, working from home and with the weather being so nice a saying of my fathers popped into my head from days of old.

“It’s a day that would dry shite in a dog “

What saying did you grow up with from your parents.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Get in here ya little bollox was the one I remember most....or wait till your father gets home even though he's a pussycat and she had the wooden spoon

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Do you think I came up the Lagan in a bubble?

Or I’ll get your gran to light a candle for you.

And

Make sure you’ve clean underwear on in case you get hit by a car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you think I came up the Lagan in a bubble?

Or I’ll get your gran to light a candle for you.

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Make sure you’ve clean underwear on in case you get hit by a car"

What was it Billy Connolly said... Doctor: 'Your boy was hit by a bus.. He has a fractured arm, fractured skull, 3 broken rib and a shattered pelvis... Oh and by the way.. His under pants is a fucking disgrace "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was young......

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

If you fall and break your leg don't come running to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait till you get to my age is still been said to me .

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By *ildmovement OP Man
over a year ago

south Central

"Wait till you get to my age is still been said to me .

Lucky you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait till you get to my age is still been said to me .

Lucky you.

I've one parent left so yes I am lucky x

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By *ildmovement OP Man
over a year ago

south Central

"Wait till you get to my age is still been said to me .

Lucky you.

I've one parent left so yes I am lucky x "

As much as they give out they are still precious x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you died with a face like that, no one would wash it!

The wind will ha he and you’ll stick like that

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Come here you...your face is filthy

Spits on hanky and washes your face with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must think we have shares in the esb

Do you think I can down in the last shower

Be okay by time your twice married (if you fell and cut your knee)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait till you get to my age is still been said to me .

Lucky you.

I've one parent left so yes I am lucky x

As much as they give out they are still precious x"

Very much so .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not heating the field..

Finish your dinner... They're are starving children in Africa who'd love that. (Thus was usually followed by us with the muttering of "well let them eat it".

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin

Life's a bitch, and then... you marry one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Life's a bitch, and then... you marry one

There's a t shirt of mine right there..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shut your mouth and eat your dinner. A favourite of my mother and her family was I want never gets. Use that regularly with our kids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i asked for 10p 3 days in a row my mammy would say 'im not married to joe mcgrath'. To this day i have no idea who joe mcgrath is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fella with 30 pence..

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin

"Life's a bitch, and then... you marry one

There's a t shirt of mine right there..

I'll walk beside you in mine, stating: "Once bitten, twice shy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember one of my Mums famous inspirational sayings that actually lead me to learn how to cook...

When teenager would ask her what's for dinner as hungry and then she would say

" Ohhhhh ya are hungry are ya.... then go and make yerself something to eat then ya lazy b**tard "

So inspirational my mum is

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin

My dad's rule was:

Rule number 1: The boss is always right!

Rule number 2: In the event of the boss being wrong, please refer to rule number 1!

Little did he know my mother was the boss

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By *herry...Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Children should be seen and not heard

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin

"Children should be seen and not heard "

Oh, that was my grandparents' rule

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By *lameBoyMan
over a year ago

Enfield & Dublin

I’ll never forget my grandads last words to me. “Stop shaking the ladder ya little bollix!”

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By *herry...Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Children should be seen and not heard

Oh, that was my grandparents' rule

Especially when the adults were speaking

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Shut your mouth and eat your dinner. A favourite of my mother and her family was I want never gets. Use that regularly with our kids. "

"You'll get what your given" was my mothers favorite when we asked what was for dinner

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

We're not rich enough to buy cheap things.

If it were fashion to become stupid they would do it.

Those two were my mom's favourite.

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin

"Children should be seen and not heard

Oh, that was my grandparents' rule

Especially when the adults were speaking "

And they were sooooo boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Life's a bitch, and then... you marry one

There's a t shirt of mine right there..

I'll walk beside you in mine, stating: "Once bitten, twice shy"

That made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those are new potatoes"

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By *ueenbeetipp43Woman
over a year ago

my own world

*I pull a silly face*

If the wind changes your face will stay like that forever.

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin

"Life's a bitch, and then... you marry one

There's a t shirt of mine right there..

I'll walk beside you in mine, stating: "Once bitten, twice shy"

That made me laugh

Be even funnier if I had an identical twin walking on your other side in the same t-shirt

I do have a couple of sisters who are very alike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Life's a bitch, and then... you marry one

There's a t shirt of mine right there..

I'll walk beside you in mine, stating: "Once bitten, twice shy"

That made me laugh

Be even funnier if I had an identical twin walking on your other side in the same t-shirt

I do have a couple of sisters who are very alike

You could do a hybrid.."Bitten once. Married twice"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Life's a bitch, and then... you marry one

There's a t shirt of mine right there..

I'll walk beside you in mine, stating: "Once bitten, twice shy"

That made me laugh

Be even funnier if I had an identical twin walking on your other side in the same t-shirt

I do have a couple of sisters who are very alike

PM me phone numbers..this calls for a social experiment lol

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin

"Life's a bitch, and then... you marry one

There's a t shirt of mine right there..

I'll walk beside you in mine, stating: "Once bitten, twice shy"

That made me laugh

Be even funnier if I had an identical twin walking on your other side in the same t-shirt

I do have a couple of sisters who are very alike

You could do a hybrid.."Bitten once. Married twice"

Nice! Reverse the colours in the t-shirts...

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

over younder

If u keep looking in the mirror the devil will stick his arse up at ya...

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin

"Life's a bitch, and then... you marry one

There's a t shirt of mine right there..

I'll walk beside you in mine, stating: "Once bitten, twice shy"

That made me laugh

Be even funnier if I had an identical twin walking on your other side in the same t-shirt

I do have a couple of sisters who are very alike

PM me phone numbers..this calls for a social experiment lol"

Wouldn't you just love the attention

What colour scheme? I'll put in an order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Life's a bitch, and then... you marry one

There's a t shirt of mine right there..

I'll walk beside you in mine, stating: "Once bitten, twice shy"

That made me laugh

Be even funnier if I had an identical twin walking on your other side in the same t-shirt

I do have a couple of sisters who are very alike

PM me phone numbers..this calls for a social experiment lol

Wouldn't you just love the attention

What colour scheme? I'll put in an order

Let's be patriotic.. Green white and orange then

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By * peas in a podCouple
over a year ago

Ireland, Cork, East

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By * peas in a podCouple
over a year ago

Ireland, Cork, East

A place for everything and everything in its place.

If you don't stop crying, I'll give you something to cry about.

We're not made of money.

If that immersion is still on I'll knock you into the middle of next week.

My mother lmao

Mrs. Pea

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By *hatCoupleNextDoorCouple
over a year ago

nearby

"That will put hair on your chest!" , in reference to eating all your dinner!

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By *t777Woman
over a year ago

Dublin, Meath

Always wear clean decent knickers when you go out, you never know where you'll end up

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin

"Life's a bitch, and then... you marry one

There's a t shirt of mine right there..

I'll walk beside you in mine, stating: "Once bitten, twice shy"

That made me laugh

Be even funnier if I had an identical twin walking on your other side in the same t-shirt

I do have a couple of sisters who are very alike

PM me phone numbers..this calls for a social experiment lol

Wouldn't you just love the attention

What colour scheme? I'll put in an order

Let's be patriotic.. Green white and orange then"

Shoulda known - the good ol' Irish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Life's a bitch, and then... you marry one

There's a t shirt of mine right there..

I'll walk beside you in mine, stating: "Once bitten, twice shy"

That made me laugh

Be even funnier if I had an identical twin walking on your other side in the same t-shirt

I do have a couple of sisters who are very alike

PM me phone numbers..this calls for a social experiment lol

Wouldn't you just love the attention

What colour scheme? I'll put in an order

Let's be patriotic.. Green white and orange then

Shoulda known - the good ol' Irish

Yeah.. You'll know us with the blood and Guinness stains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you're big enough and ugly enough to do it yourself" my mother used to say... and she was so right, may she rest in peace in the sun over the weekend

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By *aint_or_SinnerWoman
over a year ago

South County Dublin

"Life's a bitch, and then... you marry one

There's a t shirt of mine right there..

I'll walk beside you in mine, stating: "Once bitten, twice shy"

That made me laugh

Be even funnier if I had an identical twin walking on your other side in the same t-shirt

I do have a couple of sisters who are very alike

PM me phone numbers..this calls for a social experiment lol

Wouldn't you just love the attention

What colour scheme? I'll put in an order

Let's be patriotic.. Green white and orange then

Shoulda known - the good ol' Irish

Yeah.. You'll know us with the blood and Guinness stains

Then let's mix in some of my colours, we'll keep the Guinness black and add red and gold

, a little classier than green and orange

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By *avana_oh_na_naWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

My mother, my whole life referring to light cleaning: "Just give it a lick and a promise"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Life's a bitch, and then... you marry one

There's a t shirt of mine right there..

I'll walk beside you in mine, stating: "Once bitten, twice shy"

That made me laugh

Be even funnier if I had an identical twin walking on your other side in the same t-shirt

I do have a couple of sisters who are very alike

PM me phone numbers..this calls for a social experiment lol

Wouldn't you just love the attention

What colour scheme? I'll put in an order

Let's be patriotic.. Green white and orange then

Shoulda known - the good ol' Irish

Yeah.. You'll know us with the blood and Guinness stains

Then let's mix in some of my colours, we'll keep the Guinness black and add red and gold

, a little classier than green and orange

I can work with that lol

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Life's a bitch, and then... you marry one

There's a t shirt of mine right there..

I'll walk beside you in mine, stating: "Once bitten, twice shy"

That made me laugh

Be even funnier if I had an identical twin walking on your other side in the same t-shirt

I do have a couple of sisters who are very alike

PM me phone numbers..this calls for a social experiment lol

Wouldn't you just love the attention

What colour scheme? I'll put in an order

Let's be patriotic.. Green white and orange then

Shoulda known - the good ol' Irish

Yeah.. You'll know us with the blood and Guinness stains

Then let's mix in some of my colours, we'll keep the Guinness black and add red and gold

, a little classier than green and orange

Black boots, red corset, and just let your hair flow for that yellow/orange/gold?

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By *nicksjohnTV/TS
over a year ago

Sligo

Wind or water cant be stopped,

If you got it above on a stile you should not wait to get down

Another was shut your mouth and give your arse a chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dad used to tell us to take that outside when actually he meant the kitchen.

My mum always told us you’ve two choices for dinner take it or leave it.

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By *attooYouMan
over a year ago

just about northside

"Wait till you get to my age is still been said to me .

Lucky you.

I've one parent left so yes I am lucky x

As much as they give out they are still precious x

Very much so ."

I'm an 'orphan' for 20 years now and trust me folks take time out with that someone special still in your life.

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By *arti and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Here, there & everywhere

"Do you think I came up the Lagan in a bubble?

Or I’ll get your gran to light a candle for you.

And

Make sure you’ve clean underwear on in case you get hit by a car"

Haha ive changed it slightly to “see that wee bubble going up the Lagan there” for my kids. M xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shut ure cakehole..!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the father would see a young lad trying to grow a beard he'd say look at him you'd see more hair on a cat shit under the bed

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By *ildmovement OP Man
over a year ago

south Central

"My mother, my whole life referring to light cleaning: "Just give it a lick and a promise"

It’s great to see that you followed her advice

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