FabSwingers.com forum: Whats the worst thing you could say after having sex

By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Look's at used condom

" are you having that "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your brother was better

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

That'll teach me not to drop the soap in the showers again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Condon broke

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By *rgasmo87Man
over a year ago

Ballynahinch Area

Is it in yet

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre

Your ceiling needs painting

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Are you done now father?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best 30 seconds of my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was.... nice!

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By *isnameismargaretMan
over a year ago

Dublin

A1 Sharon.

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By *elticcharmerMan
over a year ago

Woolwich

Thank you soooo much!

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Pass me my vibrator

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By *igkidexyMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Fuck me that was big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neeeext

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Allakashaz

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Neeeext"

Yes please I'm next in line

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By *odernLoveDublinMan
over a year ago

dublin

How much do I owe you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I was asleep there for a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hopefully Mam and dad don’t hear us

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By *ensualandslow321Man
over a year ago

Tullamore

I should have taken your tights off first I suppose

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Kali Ma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mind the wet patch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You want more??? Well I'm not surprised, but I'm quite sleepy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should you rub it into your tits? Please yourself, I’ll be asleep!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Ah you've always been my favourite cousin.

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

That'll do pig that'll do

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By *quinnMan
over a year ago

Limerick

Well that was underwhelming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CYA!

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By *wingme22Man
over a year ago

Galway

Are you finished?

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By *wingme22Man
over a year ago

Galway

Were u in...

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By *ome_wild_girlWoman
over a year ago

Antrim Town

Was that it?

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west

That was amazing oh by the way I'm STI positive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The money's on the dresser..

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

..call in the forensic cleaners

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By *emmabTV/TS
over a year ago

Leicestershire

You don't mind if I wipe it on your curtains do you?

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By *lameBoyMan
over a year ago

Enfield & Dublin

Hope that doesn’t show in the post mortem!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's your name again?

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By *Sparkie.Man
over a year ago

Ratoath

Are you in yet?

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By *allyWally19Woman
over a year ago

The Road to Nowhere

We done here?

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By *edmist555Man
over a year ago

Belfast

I like two eggs with my fry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for watching please hit the like button and don't forget to subscribe (looks at laptop)

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

You where in the wrong hole

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By *rgasmo87Man
over a year ago

Ballynahinch Area

"You where in the wrong hole

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well the front is like opening the windows and fucking the night

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By *rmrspumpCouple
over a year ago

narnia

That'll do pig, That'll do..

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

city

Will you give me a veri....?

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By *andomCaptainMan
over a year ago

Roscommon

Jez that was loose

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Get off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s 10 minutes out of my life I’m never getting back

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By *nrealfeelMan
over a year ago

cork

stick on the kettle...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/06/21 08:06:28]

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By *herieWoman
over a year ago

The Burbs

Wheres that plaster from my finger gone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh well, at least you tried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eh, I have to tell you something!!

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

I’m really sorry….

That almost never happens…..

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

Do you take food stamps?

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

Can I be the big spoon this time?

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By *atherjackhackettMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

A1 Sharon. A1. (Or Mary or Sheila or whoever)

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Get off!

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

Has that happened to you before?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex used to always & ever say after cummmmmmming sometimes quiet quickly without me being any way near sexually satisfied..."I'm done now"

& he'd roll over & sleep even though I'd say what about me... Which would be ignored. I'd then have to self play like wtf.

I eventually stopped having sex with him cos he just couldn't satisfy me...he was extremely selfish in the leaba & I began to recent him...hence I strayed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ex used to always & ever say after cummmmmmming sometimes quiet quickly without me being any way near sexually satisfied..."I'm done now"

& he'd roll over & sleep even though I'd say what about me... Which would be ignored. I'd then have to self play like wtf.

I eventually stopped having sex with him cos he just couldn't satisfy me...he was extremely selfish in the leaba & I began to recent him...hence I strayed "

*I'd have to self play after having sex with him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ex used to always & ever say after cummmmmmming sometimes quiet quickly without me being any way near sexually satisfied..."I'm done now"

& he'd roll over & sleep even though I'd say what about me... Which would be ignored. I'd then have to self play like wtf.

I eventually stopped having sex with him cos he just couldn't satisfy me...he was extremely selfish in the leaba & I began to recent him...hence I strayed

*I'd have to self play after having sex with him"

The order is woman first, then woman again and then maybe man...maybe

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By *outhboyMan
over a year ago

derry

Are u in yet

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By *andy 1Couple
over a year ago

northeast

you should take some lessons of ye mam

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By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

Cheque please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lady says..." dont ya wish ya girlfriend was hot like me "...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry. I'll finish myself off - you can go.

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By *lameBoyMan
over a year ago

Enfield & Dublin

"My ex used to always & ever say after cummmmmmming sometimes quiet quickly without me being any way near sexually satisfied..."I'm done now"

& he'd roll over & sleep even though I'd say what about me... Which would be ignored. I'd then have to self play like wtf.

I eventually stopped having sex with him cos he just couldn't satisfy me...he was extremely selfish in the leaba & I began to recent him...hence I strayed

*I'd have to self play after having sex with him"

That’s shocking but unfortunately way too common.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your dá was better

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By *olm_irishMan
over a year ago

Clonee

So have you a due date?? …and not pregnant

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By *elfastblondMan
over a year ago

Belfast

What's that smell

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By * am in Your DreamsMan
over a year ago

South

A 1 Sharon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I should brush my teeth now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just got my results back from my sti text not looking gud lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ex used to always & ever say after cummmmmmming sometimes quiet quickly without me being any way near sexually satisfied..."I'm done now"

& he'd roll over & sleep even though I'd say what about me... Which would be ignored. I'd then have to self play like wtf.

I eventually stopped having sex with him cos he just couldn't satisfy me...he was extremely selfish in the leaba & I began to recent him...hence I strayed

*I'd have to self play after having sex with him

That’s shocking but unfortunately way too common. "

Yes...I don't know why I stayed with him for so long...it was very sexually fraustrating.

& Yes as you said way too common...is it an Irish thing...I do wonder.

I'm also shocked at the amount on here who claim to be in sexless marriages & relationships

It's kinda nuts tbh. Sex is good for the mind, body & soul as we know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ex used to always & ever say after cummmmmmming sometimes quiet quickly without me being any way near sexually satisfied..."I'm done now"

& he'd roll over & sleep even though I'd say what about me... Which would be ignored. I'd then have to self play like wtf.

I eventually stopped having sex with him cos he just couldn't satisfy me...he was extremely selfish in the leaba & I began to recent him...hence I strayed

*I'd have to self play after having sex with him

That’s shocking but unfortunately way too common.

Yes...I don't know why I stayed with him for so long...it was very sexually fraustrating.

& Yes as you said way too common...is it an Irish thing...I do wonder.

I'm also shocked at the amount on here who claim to be in sexless marriages & relationships

It's kinda nuts tbh. Sex is good for the mind, body & soul as we know "

If parachute jumping had the same failure rate as marraige no one would do it. Yet marraige is still as popular as ever!! Madness!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your dá was better"

Hahahaha

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Was that it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your breath stinks

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By * am in Your DreamsMan
over a year ago

South

Your mum said you would like it on your chin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure I was wearing my watch when I got here!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure I was wearing my watch when I got here!!

Omg...a guy told me he had met a woman & they went to his car. When she was home she contacts him and says she must have left her very expensive necklace in his car & can he find it. He searched & searched the car but no necklace so he tells her...nope I can't find it.

She then demands €700 from him to replace said necklace.

A while later he texts her & says I found your necklace, where will I meet you to give it to you... The next thing she blocks him lol...He never heard from her again, thankfully. There was obvs never a necklace to begin with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure I was wearing my watch when I got here!!

She then demands €700 from him to replace said necklace.

Bleedin chancer!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure I was wearing my watch when I got here!!

She then demands €700 from him to replace said necklace.

Prob was a pearl necklace

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

I didn't mean to punch you when I came but sure tis fun trying new things right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“What’s that smell?”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your sister gives better head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure I was wearing my watch when I got here!!

She then demands €700 from him to replace said necklace.

Prob was a pearl necklace

Bahahahaha

Probably

"A pearl necklace"... But didn't he handle it well... He was a little freaked at first... & He kinda thought how am I gonna handle this one. As she said if "ya don't find my expensive necklace, you have to give me €700 or I'm going to the Gardai"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you seen my upper denture?

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