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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What the funniest ones you have heard or had?

Once heard of a foreman who was called Drillbit.. He was a small, boring tool.

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By *leshaCDTV/TS
over a year ago

Dublin

My dad had a mate who was missing half of one of his ears. His nickname was 18 months because he had an ear and a half.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Worked on site in the 80's as an apprentice electrician

Turned up on one site and was told to ask for Clarence the foreman.

Shouted out to him in a room full of people.such a dig he gave me....he was cross-eyed ( you have to be of a certain age to get that )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm from a part of the world where males are usually very tall. One vertically challenged colleague who was about 5'8" and lost in the sea of 6' plus was affectionately called Stumpy

I was nicknamed Slugger after losing my patience with a frustrating twat in the local and demonstrating a mean left hook

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Worked on a site a while back and the security guard was from Chad..called himself Midnight because people kept getting his real name wrong.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm from a part of the world where males are usually very tall. One vertically challenged colleague who was about 5'8" and lost in the sea of 6' plus was affectionately called Stumpy

I was nicknamed Slugger after losing my patience with a frustrating twat in the local and demonstrating a mean left hook "

Didn't you used to be in the Beano?

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark

I know a few people I call pothole....best avoided

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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago

The bog


"Worked on site in the 80's as an apprentice electrician

Turned up on one site and was told to ask for Clarence the foreman.

Shouted out to him in a room full of people.such a dig he gave me....he was cross-eyed ( you have to be of a certain age to get that ) "

I was clarence as well when I was younger..ha ha..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Heard of a guy called Keth...it should have been Keith but he had an eye missing

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By *he MickMan
over a year ago

southside

We use to call a guy "bungalow" cause he had nothing upstairs

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Worked on site in the 80's as an apprentice electrician

Turned up on one site and was told to ask for Clarence the foreman.

Shouted out to him in a room full of people.such a dig he gave me....he was cross-eyed ( you have to be of a certain age to get that )

I was clarence as well when I was younger..ha ha.."

Well whatever you got done worked in spades... you have some of the most alluring eyes on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Worked on site in the 80's as an apprentice electrician

Turned up on one site and was told to ask for Clarence the foreman.

Shouted out to him in a room full of people.such a dig he gave me....he was cross-eyed ( you have to be of a certain age to get that )

I was clarence as well when I was younger..ha ha..

Well whatever you got done worked in spades... you have some of the most alluring eyes on fab "

I had to Google who this Clarence character was. Hilarious

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By *odernLoveDublinMan
over a year ago

dublin

Was introduced to a guy in a pub years ago whose nickname was Batman.

When I asked why I was told he was a superb shoplifter and couldnt go anywhere without Robbing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a neighbour who lost an ear, he was called Vinny, after Vincent Van Gogh

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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago

The bog


"Worked on site in the 80's as an apprentice electrician

Turned up on one site and was told to ask for Clarence the foreman.

Shouted out to him in a room full of people.such a dig he gave me....he was cross-eyed ( you have to be of a certain age to get that )

I was clarence as well when I was younger..ha ha..

Well whatever you got done worked in spades... you have some of the most alluring eyes on fab "

I got nothing done I wear glass to strightn my eye but still turns right in..

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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago

The bog


"Worked on site in the 80's as an apprentice electrician

Turned up on one site and was told to ask for Clarence the foreman.

Shouted out to him in a room full of people.such a dig he gave me....he was cross-eyed ( you have to be of a certain age to get that )

I was clarence as well when I was younger..ha ha..

Well whatever you got done worked in spades... you have some of the most alluring eyes on fab

I had to Google who this Clarence character was. Hilarious "

The crossed eye lion..ha ha..

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Worked on site in the 80's as an apprentice electrician

Turned up on one site and was told to ask for Clarence the foreman.

Shouted out to him in a room full of people.such a dig he gave me....he was cross-eyed ( you have to be of a certain age to get that )

I was clarence as well when I was younger..ha ha..

Well whatever you got done worked in spades... you have some of the most alluring eyes on fab

I had to Google who this Clarence character was. Hilarious

The crossed eye lion..ha ha.."

I just remembered that not only was the foreman cross eyed ..his feckin name was Leo

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By *ebel_LionMan
over a year ago

cork

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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago

The bog


"Worked on site in the 80's as an apprentice electrician

Turned up on one site and was told to ask for Clarence the foreman.

Shouted out to him in a room full of people.such a dig he gave me....he was cross-eyed ( you have to be of a certain age to get that )

I was clarence as well when I was younger..ha ha..

Well whatever you got done worked in spades... you have some of the most alluring eyes on fab

I had to Google who this Clarence character was. Hilarious

The crossed eye lion..ha ha..

I just remembered that not only was the foreman cross eyed ..his feckin name was Leo "

Ha ha brilliant

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Pigeon because he fell out of a tree....brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heard of some fella his name was Enda May so his nickname was June

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By *allyWally19Woman
over a year ago

The Road to Nowhere


"What the funniest ones you have heard or had?

Once heard of a foreman who was called Drillbit.. He was a small, boring tool. "

Lad bible? Lolol

Keth....he was missing an eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cousin is called ditches. Terrible golfer.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

One of many names I was called was Duracell because of my copper coloured top and the fact I could go for hours.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My cousin is called ditches. Terrible golfer."

I have an uncle who plays golf and we call him Whackfuck... On account they're what you hear when he hits a ball lol

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By *ostafunMan
over a year ago

near ipswich


"What the funniest ones you have heard or had?

Once heard of a foreman who was called Drillbit.. He was a small, boring tool.

Lad bible? Lolol

Keth....he was missing an eye "
some have been watching the vid going round on whatsapp drillbit,1 1/2 ears keth just waiting for snipers nightmare now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What the funniest ones you have heard or had?

Once heard of a foreman who was called Drillbit.. He was a small, boring tool.

Lad bible? Lolol

Keth....he was missing an eye some have been watching the vid going round on whatsapp drillbit,1 1/2 ears keth just waiting for snipers nightmare now. "

Class video though.. The two lads in it were a skit

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"One of many names I was called was Duracell because of my copper coloured top and the fact I could go for hours. "

Not because he can hop like a bunny then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best one I heard was a lad nicknamed Chilli as his fathers name was Con Kearney

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