FabSwingers.com forum: Ruin my wish

By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago

Galway

This entertained me last time so let’s go again!

Make a wish, the next person to post must grant it but they must put a "add on" to the wish that ruins it!

For example.

(I post) I wish I had the most money of anyone in the world!

(next person might reply) Granted but the world stops using money and switches back to rocks as currency.

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I wish I didn’t have work tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your wish is granted

Wish I could have a pint of stout.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Granted, but its Murphys.

I wish I could go on holidays now.

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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago

Galway

"Granted, but its Murphys.

I wish I could go on holidays now."

Granted but it’s a holiday to Roscommon.

I wish summer would start properly

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Granted, but its Murphys.

I wish I could go on holidays now.

Granted but it’s a holiday to Roscommon.

I wish summer would start properly "

It has but your job has seconded u to Antarctica for three months

I wish i knew the lotto numbers for sat next

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

"Granted, but its Murphys.

I wish I could go on holidays now.

Granted but it’s a holiday to Roscommon.

I wish summer would start properly

It has but your job has seconded u to Antarctica for three months

I wish i knew the lotto numbers for sat next"

Granted, you know the numbers but forget to actually go and do them...

I wish I was getting an 'oul ride tomorrow afternoon

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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago

Galway

"Granted, but its Murphys.

I wish I could go on holidays now.

Granted but it’s a holiday to Roscommon.

I wish summer would start properly

It has but your job has seconded u to Antarctica for three months

I wish i knew the lotto numbers for sat next

Granted, you know the numbers but forget to actually go and do them...

I wish I was getting an 'oul ride tomorrow afternoon

Granted but it’s on a rusty tractor.

I wish I had a pet penguin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Granted ....but he’s got a contagious disease and keeps vomiting everywhere

I wish I was headed to a relaxing spa holiday

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By *ural delightMan
over a year ago

Enniskillen

granted but its at the hotel from the shining.

I wish i could retire

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By *lameBoyMan
over a year ago

Enfield & Dublin

You can retire but your pension is half because you went early and the company car goes back with your accommodation.

I wish I had infinite cash sources.

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Granted but it's all in coppers.

I wish I had a brand new car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Granted but it smells like a family of cats shit in it.

I wish I could sleep 8 hours each night

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By *allyWally19Woman
over a year ago

The Road to Nowhere

"Granted but it smells like a family of cats shit in it.

I wish I could sleep 8 hours each night"

Ok but you'll still be wrecked during the day

I wish I had an unlimited supply of Lindt

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Granted but it smells like a family of cats shit in it.

I wish I could sleep 8 hours each night

Ok but you'll still be wrecked during the day

I wish I had an unlimited supply of Lindt"

You do but it's all melted .

I wish I could get away for a night and just relax and sleep in .

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Granted but it smells like a family of cats shit in it.

I wish I could sleep 8 hours each night

Ok but you'll still be wrecked during the day

I wish I had an unlimited supply of Lindt

You do but it's all melted .

I wish I could get away for a night and just relax and sleep in ."

Granted but the cock next door keeps crowing

I wish a lusty female would sit on my lap and ask what's up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Granted but it smells like a family of cats shit in it.

I wish I could sleep 8 hours each night

Ok but you'll still be wrecked during the day

I wish I had an unlimited supply of Lindt

You do but it's all melted .

I wish I could get away for a night and just relax and sleep in .

Granted but the cock next door keeps crowing

I wish a lusty female would sit on my lap and ask what's up

Granted you have lockjaw

I wish I could come (or not come) on demand!

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

"Granted but it smells like a family of cats shit in it.

I wish I could sleep 8 hours each night

Ok but you'll still be wrecked during the day

I wish I had an unlimited supply of Lindt

You do but it's all melted .

I wish I could get away for a night and just relax and sleep in .

Granted but the cock next door keeps crowing

I wish a lusty female would sit on my lap and ask what's up

Granted you have lockjaw

I wish I could come (or not come) on demand!"

But only when you’re on your own

I wish I could have sex every day..

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

But only when you’re on your own

I wish I could have sex every day.."

Granted but you never orgasm again .

I wish I was able to eat what I like and never put on weight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But only when you’re on your own

I wish I could have sex every day..

Granted but you never orgasm again .

I wish I was able to eat what I like and never put on weight. "

Granted but your eating cardboard for the rest of your life

I wish I could transport to anywhere in the country in seconds

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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago

Galway

But only when you’re on your own

I wish I could have sex every day..

Granted but you never orgasm again .

I wish I was able to eat what I like and never put on weight.

Granted but your eating cardboard for the rest of your life

I wish I could transport to anywhere in the country in seconds"

Granted but only your nose gets transported

I wish my hair app was tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Granted but you can only get it shaved off.

I wish I won an Olympic medal

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

But only when you’re on your own

I wish I could have sex every day..

Granted but you never orgasm again .

I wish I was able to eat what I like and never put on weight.

Granted but your eating cardboard for the rest of your life

I wish I could transport to anywhere in the country in seconds

Granted but only your nose gets transported

I wish my hair app was tomorrow "

Granted but you go bald overnight

I wish I never had to do laundry again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But only when you’re on your own

I wish I could have sex every day..

Granted but you never orgasm again .

I wish I was able to eat what I like and never put on weight.

Granted but your eating cardboard for the rest of your life

I wish I could transport to anywhere in the country in seconds

Granted but only your nose gets transported

I wish my hair app was tomorrow

Granted but you go bald overnight

I wish I never had to do laundry again "

Granted but you have to wear a clown outfit for ever

I wish I had my own playboy mansion

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

But only when you’re on your own

I wish I could have sex every day..

Granted but you never orgasm again .

I wish I was able to eat what I like and never put on weight.

Granted but your eating cardboard for the rest of your life

I wish I could transport to anywhere in the country in seconds

Granted but only your nose gets transported

I wish my hair app was tomorrow

Granted but you go bald overnight

I wish I never had to do laundry again

Granted but you have to wear a clown outfit for ever

I wish I had my own playboy mansion"

Granted but its made of paper..if it gets wet it turns to mush

I wish i had a time machine

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By *ollypop9Woman
over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

But only when you’re on your own

I wish I could have sex every day..

Granted but you never orgasm again .

I wish I was able to eat what I like and never put on weight.

Granted but your eating cardboard for the rest of your life

I wish I could transport to anywhere in the country in seconds

Granted but only your nose gets transported

I wish my hair app was tomorrow

Granted but you go bald overnight

I wish I never had to do laundry again

Granted but you have to wear a clown outfit for ever

I wish I had my own playboy mansion"

Granted, but the bunnies are actual bunnies.

I wish it rained less in Ireland.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But only when you’re on your own

I wish I could have sex every day..

Granted but you never orgasm again .

I wish I was able to eat what I like and never put on weight.

Granted but your eating cardboard for the rest of your life

I wish I could transport to anywhere in the country in seconds

Granted but only your nose gets transported

I wish my hair app was tomorrow

Granted but you go bald overnight

I wish I never had to do laundry again

Granted but you have to wear a clown outfit for ever

I wish I had my own playboy mansion

Granted but its made of paper..if it gets wet it turns to mush

I wish i had a time machine "

Granted but you can only go back to the moment you were made

I wish I had a kebab

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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago

Galway

But only when you’re on your own

I wish I could have sex every day..

Granted but you never orgasm again .

I wish I was able to eat what I like and never put on weight.

Granted but your eating cardboard for the rest of your life

I wish I could transport to anywhere in the country in seconds

Granted but only your nose gets transported

I wish my hair app was tomorrow

Granted but you go bald overnight

I wish I never had to do laundry again

Granted but you have to wear a clown outfit for ever

I wish I had my own playboy mansion

Granted but its made of paper..if it gets wet it turns to mush

I wish i had a time machine "

Granted but the only option is 2020.

I wish I had the ability to be tidy

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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago

Galway

But only when you’re on your own

I wish I could have sex every day..

Granted but you never orgasm again .

I wish I was able to eat what I like and never put on weight.

Granted but your eating cardboard for the rest of your life

I wish I could transport to anywhere in the country in seconds

Granted but only your nose gets transported

I wish my hair app was tomorrow

Granted but you go bald overnight

I wish I never had to do laundry again

Granted but you have to wear a clown outfit for ever

I wish I had my own playboy mansion

Granted but its made of paper..if it gets wet it turns to mush

I wish i had a time machine

Granted but you can only go back to the moment you were made

I wish I had a kebab"

Granted but it tastes like sweaty feet.

I wish we could have Easter Eggs year round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But only when you’re on your own

I wish I could have sex every day..

Granted but you never orgasm again .

I wish I was able to eat what I like and never put on weight.

Granted but your eating cardboard for the rest of your life

I wish I could transport to anywhere in the country in seconds

Granted but only your nose gets transported

I wish my hair app was tomorrow

Granted but you go bald overnight

I wish I never had to do laundry again

Granted but you have to wear a clown outfit for ever

I wish I had my own playboy mansion

Granted but its made of paper..if it gets wet it turns to mush

I wish i had a time machine

Granted but you can only go back to the moment you were made

I wish I had a kebab

Granted but it tastes like sweaty feet.

I wish we could have Easter Eggs year round "

Granted but they’re hidden by the Easter bunny and only you can’t find them

I wish I had a new car

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By *inaandterryCouple
over a year ago

Westmeath

But only when you’re on your own

I wish I could have sex every day..

Granted but you never orgasm again .

I wish I was able to eat what I like and never put on weight.

Granted but your eating cardboard for the rest of your life

I wish I could transport to anywhere in the country in seconds

Granted but only your nose gets transported

I wish my hair app was tomorrow

Granted but you go bald overnight

I wish I never had to do laundry again

Granted but you have to wear a clown outfit for ever

I wish I had my own playboy mansion

Granted but its made of paper..if it gets wet it turns to mush

I wish i had a time machine

Granted but you can only go back to the moment you were made

I wish I had a kebab

Granted but it tastes like sweaty feet.

I wish we could have Easter Eggs year round

Granted but they’re hidden by the Easter bunny and only you can’t find them

I wish I had a new car"

Granted but its a fiat one that's been on the lot for nearly a year.

I wish I had won the lotery last week

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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago

Galway

But only when you’re on your own

I wish I could have sex every day..

Granted but you never orgasm again .

I wish I was able to eat what I like and never put on weight.

Granted but your eating cardboard for the rest of your life

I wish I could transport to anywhere in the country in seconds

Granted but only your nose gets transported

I wish my hair app was tomorrow

Granted but you go bald overnight

I wish I never had to do laundry again

Granted but you have to wear a clown outfit for ever

I wish I had my own playboy mansion

Granted but its made of paper..if it gets wet it turns to mush

I wish i had a time machine

Granted but you can only go back to the moment you were made

I wish I had a kebab

Granted but it tastes like sweaty feet.

I wish we could have Easter Eggs year round

Granted but they’re hidden by the Easter bunny and only you can’t find them

I wish I had a new car

Granted but its a fiat one that's been on the lot for nearly a year.

I wish I had won the lotery last week

You did...€1

I wish I could find something decent to watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But only when you’re on your own

I wish I could have sex every day..

Granted but you never orgasm again .

I wish I was able to eat what I like and never put on weight.

Granted but your eating cardboard for the rest of your life

I wish I could transport to anywhere in the country in seconds

Granted but only your nose gets transported

I wish my hair app was tomorrow

Granted but you go bald overnight

I wish I never had to do laundry again

Granted but you have to wear a clown outfit for ever

I wish I had my own playboy mansion

Granted but its made of paper..if it gets wet it turns to mush

I wish i had a time machine

Granted but you can only go back to the moment you were made

I wish I had a kebab

Granted but it tastes like sweaty feet.

I wish we could have Easter Eggs year round

Granted but they’re hidden by the Easter bunny and only you can’t find them

I wish I had a new car

Granted but its a fiat one that's been on the lot for nearly a year.

I wish I had won the lotery last week

You did...€1

I wish I could find something decent to watch "

You can but its in Russian

I wish I had a bowl of grapes, right now

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By *r kink8585Man
over a year ago

ireland,

I wish I had a threesome mff

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By *inaandterryCouple
over a year ago

Westmeath

But only when you’re on your own

I wish I could have sex every day..

Granted but you never orgasm again .

I wish I was able to eat what I like and never put on weight.

Granted but your eating cardboard for the rest of your life

I wish I could transport to anywhere in the country in seconds

Granted but only your nose gets transported

I wish my hair app was tomorrow

Granted but you go bald overnight

I wish I never had to do laundry again

Granted but you have to wear a clown outfit for ever

I wish I had my own playboy mansion

Granted but its made of paper..if it gets wet it turns to mush

I wish i had a time machine

Granted but you can only go back to the moment you were made

I wish I had a kebab

Granted but it tastes like sweaty feet.

I wish we could have Easter Eggs year round

Granted but they’re hidden by the Easter bunny and only you can’t find them

I wish I had a new car

Granted but its a fiat one that's been on the lot for nearly a year.

I wish I had won the lotery last week

You did...€1

I wish I could find something decent to watch "

You did its an hour long documentary on the sewing

I wish I was in bed with you

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