FabSwingers.com forum: best rejections or chat up lines

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi all! Just a bitta fun now. Tell a quick story about the best chat up lines or rejections you hav given or recieved in clubs!

Ill start the ball rolling as they say.

In the pub one night out with my friebds the night was foing swimmingly. It wasnt even one and id already managed to shift a coupke hot ladies. A fellah approaches me, not a bad lookn lad i suppose, and offers to buy me a drink (always on the lookout for free drink so i hapilly accepted) we had our shots and he then muttered something about his place and leaned in for the shift.. I got up out of thr way and put my hand on his shoulder. The line i used next was somethn like "Ah now here lad c'mon, what are ya at? Did ya not see me shiftin yerwan (pointing at said lady) 5mins ago. I dont shift boys lad, but cheers fr the drink" and proceeded to finish an awesome night out in the nightclub by shifting another girl or 2 just for good measure lol.

Keep the stories relatively innocent and true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you shudnt knock it til ya try it lolol

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By *penyoureyes2722Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Shifting???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shifting???"

I using this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

worst chat up line i ever used...

"you've a lovely smile" i was so embarrassed i just walked away before she could respond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"worst chat up line i ever used...

"you've a lovely smile" i was so embarrassed i just walked away before she could respond"

awwww... but that's not a bad chat up line, is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is...it really is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's always

'How much does a polar bear weigh?'

'Enough to break the ice'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi all! Just a bitta fun now. Tell a quick story about the best chat up lines or rejections you hav given or recieved in clubs!

Ill start the ball rolling as they say.

Keep the stories relatively innocent and true!"

really??...with women as plentiful as you make out i should really start going to these niteclubs you go to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

really??...with women as plentiful as you make out i should really start going to these niteclubs you go to"

they'd probably think you're an old perv lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

really??...with women as plentiful as you make out i should really start going to these niteclubs you go to

they'd probably think you're an old perv lol"

lol im pretty sure i was just on fire that night lol, its rare to get nights where you can score with more than one girl anywhere lol we all know that lol

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By *quarius tvTV/TS
over a year ago

ballymena

Out one nite fairly d*unk acting the edjite on the dance floor happy and contented whent to bar to get a drink woman and her friend said were makin a porno would u star in it of coarse said i one gal chickened out the other one and me still best friends best nite of my life dnt think theres tape tho lol i swear she thought she was in aintree lol memorys forever tho.

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