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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere

You're the boss,a woman.

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By *unnyfookMan
over a year ago

Naas

You pay really bad wages

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By *hilaboutMan
over a year ago

kilkenny

Just wanna get interview experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to take holidays

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Did you fuck your boss

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Do you check internet history

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Are you a professional?

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere

So you're

Wanttobetiedupandwhippedwithatoiletbrush

On fab

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

What's wrong with wearing PJs

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

I'm pregnant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to do what

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

I think your on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I love FAB forums

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH

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By *issusWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

I'm bored at work

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

I'm not a people person

I googled your home address

I checked your company file

Glass door rates you poorly

My bosses always terminate me

I have a punctuality problem

Working for others irritates me

I frequently claim unfair dismissal

I have underlying personality issued

I'm a lone wolf operator

I punched my last boss

I don't readily take orders

I embezzled my last employer

I'm always out for myself

Punctuality is a major issue

I'm an inveterate backbiter

I can't provide character references

My last conviction was arson

I totalled the boss's car

Customer relations is a con

I manipulated my fellow employees

My CV is a fabrication

I am a pathological liar

Self interest is my watchword

I arrived late every day

Your company's reputation is S**t

Your interviewing technique is appalling

Honestly; mutton dressed as lamb

Did you shave this morning

Your offices need a makeover

I've already cased the joint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ruin it before you speak

Just let off a rasper of a fart

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

You're not a team player

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

I attended a job interview a few years ago in a company whose industry sector I had extensively researched; however when I arrived for the interview the employees looked cowed and frightened.

It was only when I arrived upstairs and met the boss, an intimidating female with an overbearing attitude that stank, that I sussed the company culture.

I explained in due course the research I had undertaken worldwide, handed my research to the bloated boss, and said,

"Even you might learn something from studying this...", got up and walked out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll wank in the toilets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did i see you on Fab? Did you check out my credentials

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the policy on drug testing

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

co. antrim

I rid your ma twice

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Sign that for the social

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By *edknobsMan
over a year ago

mullingar

Fine...... my psychotherapist said so......

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Your CV is in crayon

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By *appytoadsCouple
over a year ago

West Dublin

I "know" your mum wink

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By *ed_AliceWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

A week's unpaid trial ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm at your disposal....sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not a people person

I googled your home address

I checked your company file

Glass door rates you poorly

My bosses always terminate me

I have a punctuality problem

Working for others irritates me

I frequently claim unfair dismissal

I have underlying personality issued

I'm a lone wolf operator

I punched my last boss

I don't readily take orders

I embezzled my last employer

I'm always out for myself

Punctuality is a major issue

I'm an inveterate backbiter

I can't provide character references

My last conviction was arson

I totalled the boss's car

Customer relations is a con

I manipulated my fellow employees

My CV is a fabrication

I am a pathological liar

Self interest is my watchword

I arrived late every day

Your company's reputation is S**t

Your interviewing technique is appalling

Honestly; mutton dressed as lamb

Did you shave this morning

Your offices need a makeover

I've already cased the joint

Brilliant

"

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By *quinnMan
over a year ago

Limerick

'Whats the policy on masturbation?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You ask such dumb questions!

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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago

louth, Ireland

Do we get masturbation breaks?

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By *athers123Man
over a year ago

Harpenden

Is this a blow job?

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By *allyWally19Woman
over a year ago

The Road to Nowhere

I don't give a fuck

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By *ensualandslow321Man
over a year ago

Tullamore

Wher did you lern to spel ?

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

My eyes are up here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hhmmm I swear I lost your number.

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west

I slept with your wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That black couch looks familiar...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just drop the N bomb!

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By *j69funCouple
over a year ago

kildare

Are you really the boss?

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By *rMrsStorm93Couple
over a year ago

dundalk

What's your drinking policy?

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By *t777Woman
over a year ago

close by

Oh no its you again

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By *iquidRavenMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Where is the glory hole?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What time is tea break?

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Whats the sick pay benefit

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By *andomCaptainMan
over a year ago

Roscommon

Is there a play room?

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By *atts n titsCouple
over a year ago

everywhere

I'm only here cos I like buying things

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By *asterandhissparklesCouple
over a year ago

tipperary

I will be your boss

I know more than you

I'm never wrong

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By *outhboyMan
over a year ago

derry

Don't like work on Mondays

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By *laine88Woman
over a year ago

B

I recognise you from Fanswingers

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By *damSAMan
over a year ago

Magherafelt

So you're my new dom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's your policy on unisex toilets???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do sex offenders' listings expire?

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By *elticgoddessTV/TS
over a year ago

Plumstead

Pay me under the table?

Actually had this said to me once in an interview, the person wanted to stay signed on.

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere


"Pay me under the table?

Actually had this said to me once in an interview, the person wanted to stay signed on."

Used to happen a lot over here too pre computerisation

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By *elticgoddessTV/TS
over a year ago

Plumstead


"Pay me under the table?

Actually had this said to me once in an interview, the person wanted to stay signed on.

Used to happen a lot over here too pre computerisation "

It was when I was managing a team in Dublin about 15 years ago. Fully computerised payroll.

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere


"Pay me under the table?

Actually had this said to me once in an interview, the person wanted to stay signed on.

Used to happen a lot over here too pre computerisation

It was when I was managing a team in Dublin about 15 years ago. Fully computerised payroll."

Presume you said no...and they moved on

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By *elticgoddessTV/TS
over a year ago

Plumstead


"Pay me under the table?

Actually had this said to me once in an interview, the person wanted to stay signed on.

Used to happen a lot over here too pre computerisation

It was when I was managing a team in Dublin about 15 years ago. Fully computerised payroll.

Presume you said no...and they moved on "

It's one of my instant fails in an interview.

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

Mind if I finish this can of beer?

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

I said when do I start once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the receptionist single, or...?

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