FabSwingers.com forum: What’s something you can say during sex and while renovating your house

By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Your measurements are definitely wrong

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Some serious drilling is needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you fill that in for me?

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

I better get the snickers on

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

You might want to put on Knee pads for this bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will ya look at that for dampness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty sure that won't fit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah ffs it’s dripping everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If ya want something done right, you have to do it yourself.

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Give the nuts a good squeeze

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By *hris 1000200Man
over a year ago

kells

That's never going to fit there

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By *hoosyhotwifeCouple
over a year ago

any

Use longer strokes

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Nailed it

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

The backdoor is really tight might need to give it a good bang to open it up

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By *Belfast_FellaMan
over a year ago

belfast

There's been some cowboys in here before, hasn't there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fill the box

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

So with covid restrictions how many builders can you allow in at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it s not been used in a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just put it in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pull my wire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

give it a good finish

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Paint....is that what you meant when you said you need another lick in the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was a mistake I shouldn't have put that there

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By *ohnsmithMan
over a year ago

South Tipperary

Don't like the colour of that....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bend her over the couch and give her a good slap, make sure to empty the pipes, she's sure suck great after that,

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By *wingme22Man
over a year ago

Galway

Wheres the swing going

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By *wingme22Man
over a year ago

Galway

Ah sure 2 of us will go at it we will have it done in no time!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

That’s never going to fit in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That’s never going to fit in there

Ah it will yeah, just back up slowly

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"That’s never going to fit in there

Ah it will yeah, just back up slowly "

Bit of grease might help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That’s never going to fit in there

Ah it will yeah, just back up slowly

Bit of grease might help

No need, nice and slowly, inch by inch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That’s never going to fit in there

Ah it will yeah, just back up slowly

Bit of grease might help

No need, nice and slowly, inch by inch"

Use a bigger hammer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It will be a tight fit

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"That’s never going to fit in there

Ah it will yeah, just back up slowly

Bit of grease might help

No need, nice and slowly, inch by inch

Use a bigger hammer

I like your style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That’s never going to fit in there

Ah it will yeah, just back up slowly

Bit of grease might help

No need, nice and slowly, inch by inch

Use a bigger hammer

I like your style

Could be a two man job?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

where do you want it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Paint....is that what you meant when you said you need another lick in the bedroom "

gov.it another rub while you there

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"That’s never going to fit in there

Ah it will yeah, just back up slowly

Bit of grease might help

No need, nice and slowly, inch by inch

Use a bigger hammer

I like your style

Could be a two man job? "

It might be

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By *usyatminMan
over a year ago

Wicklow, Wexford, Dublin and Carlow

As Swiss Toni might analogise....

'Paul. hanging wallpaper is also very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Clean all the relevant surfaces, spread her out on the table, cover her with paste, and stick her up. Then you clean your brush, light your pipe, stand back and admire your handiwork.'

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Can you fill my hole

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By *ickey squirterMan
over a year ago

oranmore

I see you have a damp patch there we need to sort that out

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"Can you fill my hole "

I can hear all the builders driving in their vans to you now

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By *oad tripperMan
over a year ago

derry

This needs a touch of lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oil up that hole to get that hose in

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By *lameBoyMan
over a year ago

Enfield & Dublin

Put it wherever you want, just hurry up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put some sheets down before you make a mess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry missus i have just the tool for the job..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s gonna need another lick or two...

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Is that a screw driver in ur pocket

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Awe look now u destroyed it

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

If it won't go in the front smash it in the back doors

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

I think you might have a faulty ballcock

Which is a cleverly engineeted flotation device designed to regulate the level of water within the cistern in most attics!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure I've got anything to fill thaaaaat crack

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

I'll have to get out the jackhammer

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By *lameBoyMan
over a year ago

Enfield & Dublin

Ah here! Another puddle!!!

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By *itginger101Man
over a year ago

Termonfeckin

I'll bang it in here,

How deep can I go?

It's going to get very messy.

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

Mind the slippery surface

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By *lowersMan
over a year ago

Derry

Who told you to smash the back door in

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By *dventureSeanMan
over a year ago

Kerry

That's a nice curvey look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bounce there on that for me

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

There’s a crack here...

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By *ixpackCouple
over a year ago

South

I've got just the tool for the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hammer it in !!

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