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By *he rover returned OP Woman
over a year ago

xxx

Well it seems Sunday's are a day of rest and a day of lists. What women can't do is flying up the fab charts. Let's see what men can't do

Mow straight lines in the grass

Paint properly!!

Take criticism

Accept no thank you in a message

Find a clit without fumbling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a decent Pic of their Mickey

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Read minds

Speak Venutian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use an oven although apparently the only ones fit to be in charge of a barbeque

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Change a nappy unless there's a medal awarded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well it seems Sunday's are a day of rest and a day of lists. What women can't do is flying up the fab charts. Let's see what men can't do

Mow straight lines in the grass

Paint properly!!

Take criticism

Accept no thank you in a message

Find a clit without fumbling

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Multitask

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Change a nappy unless there's a medal awarded"

That's a hill I'll die on ....nappys were no problem even the terry one's as we were trying to be eco friendly( lasted a week ).

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Ask for directions, they rather get lost for hours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get pregnant

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Stop and ask for directions if lost while driving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breastfeed

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Express their feelings

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By *he rover returned OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Express their feelings

Need to talk BM ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blame their hormones when they're narky

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

Bleed every month and not complain

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By *he rover returned OP Woman
over a year ago

xxx

"Blame their hormones when they're narky

Bleed regularly every month

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Listen

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Have multi orgasm's

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Understand that football is just a game and nothing to lose their shit over

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Express their feelings

Need to talk BM ???"

I'm just listing all my own faults at this stage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have multi orgasm's

You might be wrong there.

Ill probably cum about 4 times before I get my pants off on my first meet after a 7 month lay off

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Actually any sport is not worth losing their shit over and when your favourite team loses doesnt give you licence to act like a complete arse

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Admit when they're wrong

And one of mine I'll admit to.....I'm a good driver...but not very good at parking the car

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

A lot cant fight their way out of a wet paper bag

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By *he rover returned OP Woman
over a year ago

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Take a kick in the balls yet vaginas bleed, give pleasure, expand to allow new life into the world yet we all say grow a pair??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lot cant fight their way out of a wet paper bag "

Whats with You and fisticuffs all the time?

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Hit the toilet bowl when peeing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hit the toilet bowl when peeing

Ive taken to sitting down for a wee at night, saves turning the light on and waking myself up.

Quite revolutionary....

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By *he rover returned OP Woman
over a year ago

xxx

"Hit the toilet bowl when peeing

True bloody story !!!

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Hit the toilet bowl when peeing

Ive taken to sitting down for a wee at night, saves turning the light on and waking myself up.

Quite revolutionary...."

I do the same

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Hit the toilet bowl when peeing

Ive taken to sitting down for a wee at night, saves turning the light on and waking myself up.

Quite revolutionary....

I do the same

John Bishop does a great routine on this very subject

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Hit the toilet bowl when peeing

True bloody story !!!"

I blame the toilet bowl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hit the toilet bowl when peeing

Ive taken to sitting down for a wee at night, saves turning the light on and waking myself up.

Quite revolutionary....

I do the same

Saves walking on a wet floor in the morning

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Hit the toilet bowl when peeing

Ive taken to sitting down for a wee at night, saves turning the light on and waking myself up.

Quite revolutionary....

I do the same

John Bishop does a great routine on this very subject"

Why would you want to watch John Bishop pee

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Read women's / couple's profile's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hit the toilet bowl when peeing

Ive taken to sitting down for a wee at night, saves turning the light on and waking myself up.

Quite revolutionary....

I do the same

John Bishop does a great routine on this very subject

Why would you want to watch John Bishop pee

No kink - shaming!

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By *he rover returned OP Woman
over a year ago

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Understand the true meaning of "I'm fine"

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Hit the toilet bowl when peeing

Ive taken to sitting down for a wee at night, saves turning the light on and waking myself up.

Quite revolutionary....

I do the same

John Bishop does a great routine on this very subject

Why would you want to watch John Bishop pee

No kink - shaming!"

Sorry you are correct - apologises BM

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Hit the toilet bowl when peeing

Ive taken to sitting down for a wee at night, saves turning the light on and waking myself up.

Quite revolutionary....

I do the same

John Bishop does a great routine on this very subject

Why would you want to watch John Bishop pee

No kink - shaming!

Sorry you are correct - apologises BM"

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Can't handle a simple cold, it's always manflu they suffer from.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Tell the truth when we're asked " does my arse look big in this "

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Can't handle a simple cold, it's always manflu they suffer from. "

In fairness it's worse than catching covid DH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piss INTO the bowl..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't handle a simple cold, it's always manflu they suffer from. "

Yet insist on going back to work 2 days after surgery

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Let's see what men can't do

Take criticism

OI YOU TAKE THAT BACK ROVER

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By *ensualandslow321Man
over a year ago

Tullamore

Sit in the passenger seat without sulking

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By *he rover returned OP Woman
over a year ago

xxx

Let's see what men can't do

Take criticism

OI YOU TAKE THAT BACK ROVER"

nope

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"A lot cant fight their way out of a wet paper bag

Whats with You and fisticuffs all the time?

I like the rough and tumble

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

"Well it seems Sunday's are a day of rest and a day of lists. What women can't do is flying up the fab charts. Let's see what men can't do

Mow straight lines in the grass

Paint properly!!

Take criticism

Accept no thank you in a message

Find a clit without fumbling

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What do you mean we can't take criticism?

Thats bullshit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Understand the true meaning of "I'm fine" "

First woman on the Moon

Woman: Houston, we have a problem

Tech team: What?

Woman: Never mind

Tech team: What's the problem?

Woman: Nothing Im Fine!

TT: Please tell us?

Woman: You know the problem!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask for directions

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By *he rover returned OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Understand the true meaning of "I'm fine"

First woman on the Moon

Woman: Houston, we have a problem

Tech team: What?

Woman: Never mind

Tech team: What's the problem?

Woman: Nothing Im Fine!

TT: Please tell us?

Woman: You know the problem!"

Shameless you and me need to have a chat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything, unless there's a reward

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By *he rover returned OP Woman
over a year ago

xxx

"Ask for directions "

I'll refer back to my point about finding a clit without fumbling

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Ask for directions

I'll refer back to my point about finding a clit without fumbling

It’s not the destination but the journey that’s important

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By *he rover returned OP Woman
over a year ago

xxx

"Ask for directions

I'll refer back to my point about finding a clit without fumbling

It’s not the destination but the journey that’s important "

Ahh sometimes if the journey is too long interest is lost and I just want to get out of that car

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Settle a baby who is used to being breast fed to sleep. I just don't have the equipment

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By *elfastblondMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Well it seems Sunday's are a day of rest and a day of lists. What women can't do is flying up the fab charts. Let's see what men can't do

Mow straight lines in the grass

Paint properly!!

Take criticism

Accept no thank you in a message

Find a clit without fumbling

Feel free to add

Multitask"

Milk no sugar thanks

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By *elfastblondMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Well it seems Sunday's are a day of rest and a day of lists. What women can't do is flying up the fab charts. Let's see what men can't do

Mow straight lines in the grass

Paint properly!!

Take criticism

Accept no thank you in a message

Find a clit without fumbling

Feel free to add

Multitask

Milk no sugar thanks

Sorry, was trying to order a coffee while reading the forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hit the toilet bowl when peeing

True bloody story !!!"

Wipe the toilet after they inevitably miss the bowl

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Bleed every month and not complain "

Ah cmon now, that just ain't natural and is the devil's work!

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Tell the truth when we're asked " does my arse look big in this " "

I was going to say Lie when we're asked "does my arse look big in this“

If they don’t want to know the truth don’t ask a man

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By *he rover returned OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Tell the truth when we're asked " does my arse look big in this "

I was going to say Lie when we're asked "does my arse look big in this“

If they don’t want to know the truth don’t ask a man"

"They" am I smelling repressed misogyny here ??

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Hit the toilet bowl when peeing

Ive taken to sitting down for a wee at night, saves turning the light on and waking myself up.

Quite revolutionary...."

Even better, if you bring your pillow along you can use the sink to rest your head on and continue sleeping like that, sitting on the bowl ROTFL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rinse/clean the shower after they use it

Cook dinner without telling you how good it is while you eat

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Tell the truth when we're asked " does my arse look big in this "

I was going to say Lie when we're asked "does my arse look big in this“

If they don’t want to know the truth don’t ask a man

"They" am I smelling repressed misogyny here ?? "

Quite possibly, or maybe just a list of misogyny

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By *he rover returned OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Tell the truth when we're asked " does my arse look big in this "

I was going to say Lie when we're asked "does my arse look big in this“

If they don’t want to know the truth don’t ask a man

"They" am I smelling repressed misogyny here ??

Quite possibly, or maybe just a list of misogyny "

Lots of that going on

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Bleed every month and not complain "

Blame their hormones when they're narky

This is definitely on the wrong thread

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By *he rover returned OP Woman
over a year ago

xxx

"Bleed every month and not complain

Blame their hormones when they're narky

This is definitely on the wrong thread

You may go to the other side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Express their feelings

Express their tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Understand the true meaning of "I'm fine" "

That’s easy - anything you women say it’s the opposite

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By *he rover returned OP Woman
over a year ago

xxx

"Understand the true meaning of "I'm fine"

That’s easy - anything you women say it’s the opposite

Issues with criticism??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Understand the true meaning of "I'm fine"

That’s easy - anything you women say it’s the opposite

Issues with criticism?? "

Of course. I’m a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clean up after themselves

Leave the toilet seat down

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

Understand overpacking....

Understand how I havnt been smothered in my sleep by past partners over my snoring...

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

Cant have an extended long orgasm ... then cum again within seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lot cant fight their way out of a wet paper bag

Whats with You and fisticuffs all the time?

Ikr.... so aggressive all the time. Why so angry Mrs ? Is it frustration.. do you need a pick at a beer mat ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make themselves look better with makeup, Botox, enhancements ...

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By *rinibooWoman
over a year ago

clare

Understand it’s not all about them .

Change the toilet roll when it finished

Open there eyes when looking for something

Wash a floor

Get themselves a drink or food with out moaning

Turn off lights or anything

Always need something when your on the phone or in the shower .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The things I find hard to understand they can’t do

Avoid the need to feel superior

Admit they are scared

Admit women are better at many things....

The things I love the can’t do

Resist flirtation with the right person

Resist ‘let’s go back in bed’

Resist ‘give me a massage’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be a 100% reliable Priest

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"A lot cant fight their way out of a wet paper bag

Whats with You and fisticuffs all the time?

Ikr.... so aggressive all the time. Why so angry Mrs ? Is it frustration.. do you need a pick at a beer mat ?

Tex i swear to odin youre on the way for a spanked botty

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam

Make appointments to shop in Penneys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be a 100% reliable Priest

Haha, down with that sort of thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

brilliant !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make those folded paper fortune telling games from school.

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By *ecentguy321Man
over a year ago

nearby

"Well it seems Sunday's are a day of rest and a day of lists. What women can't do is flying up the fab charts. Let's see what men can't do

Mow straight lines in the grass

Paint properly!!

Take criticism

Accept no thank you in a message

Find a clit without fumbling

Feel free to add

How dare you! My lines are perfect! Im insulted!!!

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

With this list I’m starting to question my gender

does this make me bi?

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"With this list I’m starting to question my gender

does this make me bi?

At the rate this is going, I'm thinking it's going to make some here quad.

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By *expitCouple
over a year ago

cork

"Ask for directions, they rather get lost for hours.

Ha ha oh my god i just taught it was my husband that does that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to 15 shops to buy a pair of shoes but eventually end up in the first shop to buy the first ones we saw..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Care less...

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By *ebel_LionMan
over a year ago

cork

"Well it seems Sunday's are a day of rest and a day of lists. What women can't do is flying up the fab charts. Let's see what men can't do

Mow straight lines in the grass

Paint properly!!

Take criticism

Accept no thank you in a message

Find a clit without fumbling

Feel free to add

listen when being reminded of all above

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Can’t fake an orgasm

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By *ebel_LionMan
over a year ago

cork

"Can’t fake an orgasm

wanna bet

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By *ebel_LionMan
over a year ago

cork

"Hit the toilet bowl when peeing

Ive taken to sitting down for a wee at night, saves turning the light on and waking myself up.

Quite revolutionary....

I do the same

i thought i was the only one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about all the good stuff like..

Picking up stuff

Putting stuff down

War

Sports

Digging holes and shit

Pissing while standing

Taking out the rubbish

I was gonna say eating pussy but then I remembered lesbians

Fuck it I got nothing else

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By *ebel_LionMan
over a year ago

cork

"What about all the good stuff like..

Picking up stuff

Putting stuff down

War

Sports

Digging holes and shit

Pissing while standing

Taking out the rubbish

I was gonna say eating pussy but then I remembered lesbians

Fuck it I got nothing else

going to the bar

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

Make up their own fucking minds about what they want for dinner ANY fucking night of the week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make up their own fucking minds about what they want for dinner ANY fucking night of the week. "

But that is such a hard decision to make

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By *ed just RedWoman
over a year ago

Dublin City

"Make up their own fucking minds about what they want for dinner ANY fucking night of the week.

But that is such a hard decision to make"

My point exactly.

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

Love this thread!

I'm feeling so much better about myself after reading this

Granted I'm a fat sod who drinks and smokes too much but my lawn is perfect, I cook on BBQ/grill/oven/job and am quite good at it, I know exactly where clit/G spot/C spot all are, I use Google maps, I do the weekly deep clean of floors, per in the bowl after lifting seat and wipe any splashes before flushing, have changed quite a few nappies and I do the main work that pays the mortgage.

Feeling excellent now, thanks for all those niggles ye listed ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love this thread!

I'm feeling so much better about myself after reading this

Feeling excellent now, thanks for all those niggles ye listed ladies

how you going to put that shit up there and make the rest of us look like a bunch of troglodytes.. way to go man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about all the good stuff like..

Picking up stuff

Putting stuff down

War

Sports

Digging holes and shit

Pissing while standing

Taking out the rubbish

I was gonna say eating pussy but then I remembered lesbians

Fuck it I got nothing else

Fixing shit in the car as well...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I definitely can't distinguish between the different colours of whatever colour. Its blue or its light blue or dark blue, anything else is just made up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well it seems Sunday's are a day of rest and a day of lists. What women can't do is flying up the fab charts. Let's see what men can't do

Mow straight lines in the grass

Paint properly!!

Take criticism

Accept no thank you in a message

Find a clit without fumbling

Feel free to add

I take exception to 'Mow straight lines in the grass'...how dare you!

All the rest are fair

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark

Make lists

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Find anything in the fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Find anything in the fridge

Excuse me......you forgetting the beer shelf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Notice when you get your hair done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Find anything in the fridge

James.....you forgot to put your name to this post!

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