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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

When someone is flirting with you

I am fecking useless at picking up on someone flirting with me they nearly have to have a fleshing fecking neon sign saying get a move on and fuck me over their heads for me to notice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they throw their knickers at ya telling ya 'come get me cowboy'

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

If in person the eyes are a good giver way and cheeky smile unable to control their hands

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By *ensualnFunCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

I’m very bad at recognising it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I assume anyone that makes eye contact, says hello or doesn't speed up when I'm following them wants me badly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When someone is flirting with you

I am fecking useless at picking up on someone flirting with me they nearly have to have a fleshing fecking neon sign saying get a move on and fuck me over their heads for me to notice

Have you ever flirted with me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No help to ya cj. I haven't a clue

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"When someone is flirting with you

I am fecking useless at picking up on someone flirting with me they nearly have to have a fleshing fecking neon sign saying get a move on and fuck me over their heads for me to notice

I just go ahead and presume everyone fancies the pants off me which frees me up to focus on whether I like THEM.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're talking to me, aren't they?

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

ecstasy

I normally bite my lip or raise an eye brow while saying inappropriate stuff!! If that doesnt work an I really want him...I'll just whisper in his ear

after that he can feck off if he hasnt seen the signs!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flirting can be subtle.. Almost unnoticeable so you can miss it.. If I see someone looking my way more than 3 times and there's even a hint of a smile.. I'll got for it. Lot of the time it's a gut feeling I think.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

They usually get the message when I'm licking my eyebrows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They usually get the message when I'm licking my eyebrows

I need a demonstration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need them to be direct and tell me straight out if they fancy me or not.I'm no good at trying to guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they are laughing or staring intensely then it's pretty obvious that you need to act fast!!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Maybe on here it would be easier if there was a flirting emoji

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I start drooling is usually a fair indicator

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

ecstasy

"When I start drooling is usually a fair indicator "

This

And also when I'm unbuttoning my top that's also a givin

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I'm useless at picking up signals and I'm crap at flirting I usually look like I have an weird twitch or something when I try in person .

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

I've been texting a woman I know as a long term friend and she telling me that she's getting all these offers but turning them down but is bored...

I also get a lot of "Soo..." in texts

Am I dim

or is she flirting

???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been texting a woman I know as a long term friend and she telling me that she's getting all these offers but turning them down but is bored...

I also get a lot of "Soo..." in texts

Am I dim

or is she flirting

???

Sounds very much like it.. Go for it

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

If it’s me they know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it’s me they know

"
.. Haha... You're right BB... No pussy footing around... Get right in there!! Hahaha

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"If it’s me they know

.. Haha... You're right BB... No pussy footing around... Get right in there!! Hahaha

Ohh hey lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a few pointers here too

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I need a few pointers here too"

Flirting your lashes helps

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I need a few pointers here too

Flirting your lashes helps

Fluttering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They put three Y's at the end of: Heyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a few pointers here too

Flirting your lashes helps

Fluttering

step one, what’s step two

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

I've a very flirty personality, and flirt with people on been knows to myself all the time.. So my flirt radar is very good

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I need a few pointers here too

Flirting your lashes helps

Fluttering

step one, what’s step two"

Step two find a common interest look at their profile for clues to their personality if that fails I ask them what they had for dinner

it’s something that interests me

if conversation flows it flows it can’t all be about sex or you will just get bored

but hey I am no expert

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By *outhbelMan
over a year ago

Near Carryduff

I'm hopeless at picking up signals, once a secretary actually had to say to me "are we going to fuck me or what" . The good think about fab is everyone has more or less the same goals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a few pointers here too

Flirting your lashes helps

Fluttering

step one, what’s step two

Step two find a common interest look at their profile for clues to their personality if that fails I ask them what they had for dinner

it’s something that interests me

if conversation flows it flows it can’t all be about sex or you will just get bored

but hey I am no expert

Pretty much sums it up though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The eyes are a dead give away.. undressing you as they speak to you...

Sometimes i get tongue tied and mess up what I'm trying to say..

I know.. it happens

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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"When someone is flirting with you

I am fecking useless at picking up on someone flirting with me they nearly have to have a fleshing fecking neon sign saying get a move on and fuck me over their heads for me to notice

Have you ever flirted with me?

Not to my mature recollection but I may have, have u felt that I was flirting with u at any time

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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"They're talking to me, aren't they?

That's true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When someone is flirting with you

I am fecking useless at picking up on someone flirting with me they nearly have to have a fleshing fecking neon sign saying get a move on and fuck me over their heads for me to notice

Have you ever flirted with me?

Not to my mature recollection but I may have, have u felt that I was flirting with u at any time

Hard to tell...I can't read you

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I'm useless at picking up signals and I'm crap at flirting I usually look like I have an weird twitch or something when I try in person .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they tip me on my Only Fans account, I know they're interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been flirting a lot with this cute little blonde at work recently.

"Fuck off, I'm not gay," he keeps telling me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a few pointers here too

Flirting your lashes helps

Fluttering

step one, what’s step two

Step two find a common interest look at their profile for clues to their personality if that fails I ask them what they had for dinner

it’s something that interests me

if conversation flows it flows it can’t all be about sex or you will just get bored

but hey I am no expert

You make it sound so easy

why is it that my mind just turns to mush then when I try to say something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I miss the teasing and flirting of bars...

Whats it gonna be like when everyone gets loose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I miss the teasing and flirting of bars...

Whats it gonna be like when everyone gets loose? "

Sodom and Gomorrah I suspect

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Cant remember the last time I had wet knickers from the flirting so I'm either not picking it up or they are doing it wrong....

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I need a few pointers here too

Flirting your lashes helps

Fluttering

step one, what’s step two

Step two find a common interest look at their profile for clues to their personality if that fails I ask them what they had for dinner

it’s something that interests me

if conversation flows it flows it can’t all be about sex or you will just get bored

but hey I am no expert

You make it sound so easy

why is it that my mind just turns to mush then when I try to say something "

The shit gets real when you meet them and you turn into a hyperventilating walrus with the giggles

yes that’s me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a few pointers here too

Flirting your lashes helps

Fluttering

step one, what’s step two

Step two find a common interest look at their profile for clues to their personality if that fails I ask them what they had for dinner

it’s something that interests me

if conversation flows it flows it can’t all be about sex or you will just get bored

but hey I am no expert

You make it sound so easy

why is it that my mind just turns to mush then when I try to say something

The shit gets real when you meet them and you turn into a hyperventilating walrus with the giggles

yes that’s me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a few pointers here too

Flirting your lashes helps

Fluttering

step one, what’s step two

Step two find a common interest look at their profile for clues to their personality if that fails I ask them what they had for dinner

it’s something that interests me

if conversation flows it flows it can’t all be about sex or you will just get bored

but hey I am no expert

You make it sound so easy

why is it that my mind just turns to mush then when I try to say something

The shit gets real when you meet them and you turn into a hyperventilating walrus with the giggles

yes that’s me

but that’s a good sign

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I need a few pointers here too

Flirting your lashes helps

Fluttering

step one, what’s step two

Step two find a common interest look at their profile for clues to their personality if that fails I ask them what they had for dinner

it’s something that interests me

if conversation flows it flows it can’t all be about sex or you will just get bored

but hey I am no expert

You make it sound so easy

why is it that my mind just turns to mush then when I try to say something

The shit gets real when you meet them and you turn into a hyperventilating walrus with the giggles

yes that’s me

but that’s a good sign"

Yeah it is

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Cj your a massive flirt I would say flirt with yourself given half the chance

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

Usually a dick pic is a dead give away they are flirting ...

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By *ensualnFunCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"They put three Y's at the end of: Heyyy

Heyyy!

Like that?

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By *ensualnFunCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"I need a few pointers here too

Flirting your lashes helps

Fluttering

step one, what’s step two

Step two find a common interest look at their profile for clues to their personality if that fails I ask them what they had for dinner

it’s something that interests me

if conversation flows it flows it can’t all be about sex or you will just get bored

but hey I am no expert

You make it sound so easy

why is it that my mind just turns to mush then when I try to say something

The shit gets real when you meet them and you turn into a hyperventilating walrus with the giggles

yes that’s me

Yep that’s me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Usually a dick pic is a dead give away they are flirting ... "

How very original

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll ask if they are taking me to bed... Or what ...

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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I'm useless at picking up signals and I'm crap at flirting I usually look like I have an weird twitch or something when I try in person .

And i thought u were winking at the guy behind me

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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"When I start drooling is usually a fair indicator

This

And also when I'm unbuttoning my top that's also a givin

Cant wait to get em up the stairs hea

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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"When someone is flirting with you

I am fecking useless at picking up on someone flirting with me they nearly have to have a fleshing fecking neon sign saying get a move on and fuck me over their heads for me to notice

Have you ever flirted with me?

Not to my mature recollection but I may have, have u felt that I was flirting with u at any time

Hard to tell...I can't read you

Theres a enough around here reading me dont u start

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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Cant remember the last time I had wet knickers from the flirting so I'm either not picking it up or they are doing it wrong....

Ud catch ur death of cold would u not stick em in the drier before putting them on

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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Cj your a massive flirt I would say flirt with yourself given half the chance "

If u mean taking my right hand on a date sur at this stage it knows when the lights go out hea hea hea

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"I'm useless at picking up signals and I'm crap at flirting I usually look like I have an weird twitch or something when I try in person .

And i thought u were winking at the guy behind me

Jeese see what happens when I flirt

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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I'll ask if they are taking me to bed... Or what ...

What

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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago

limerick

"I'm useless at picking up signals and I'm crap at flirting I usually look like I have an weird twitch or something when I try in person .

And i thought u were winking at the guy behind me

Jeese see what happens when I flirt

Bet the guy behind me was wondering to

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"When someone is flirting with you

I am fecking useless at picking up on someone flirting with me they nearly have to have a fleshing fecking neon sign saying get a move on and fuck me over their heads for me to notice

Like, the shorter their replies to your messages, the more they are into you, sure sign!

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