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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Was cutting back the foliage in the lady garden last night and noticed a big bruise behind the shrubbery! Couldn't figure out why I was bruised! Finally remembered that I had smacked my pelvis into the handle bars of my bike when I out cycling last week. Some lady driver on her phone came to a sudden stop In front of me and I struggled to stop in time.

So what is the most random bruise or injury you've sustained?

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

Mentioned this on a thread before, ended up with a scar on junior due to a diamond ring.

Fooking pain was unreal

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Once woke up with scratches all over my butt cheeks

Deep scratches with blood staining the sheets

I was on my own all night the bedroom door was still closed and I don't know how they got there

They weren't there when I got into bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bruise very easily, often have bruises on inside of my arms.

When I was about 17 had been filling around with a guy abd he had left my boobs quite bruised. About a week later completely forgot about the bruising and my mum bought me a new top, I just stripped off in the kitchen to try the top on, some explaining the two handprints

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By *oft_sexy_sweetWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

This is my entire life, I bruise so easily and constantly have 3-4 complete mystery bruises at any given time!

Probably my stupidest one was when I put a suction cup butt plug on my head (pretending to be a unicorn obvs) and it left a perfectly circular bruise which stayed for a few days

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork


"This is my entire life, I bruise so easily and constantly have 3-4 complete mystery bruises at any given time!

Probably my stupidest one was when I put a suction cup butt plug on my head (pretending to be a unicorn obvs) and it left a perfectly circular bruise which stayed for a few days "

Fuuuck. Morto

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

Constant bruises on my knees !!! Calm down its burpees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Constant bruises on my knees !!! Calm down its burpees "

Oh so that's the excuse your using now

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx


"Constant bruises on my knees !!! Calm down its burpees

Oh so that's the excuse your using now "

All them burpees are leaving there mark

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

I was always losing toenails when running long distances. The big toenail takes a full year to grow back and the toe looks real scary during the summer months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Constant bruises on my knees !!! Calm down its burpees

Oh so that's the excuse your using now

All them burpees are leaving there mark "

Maybe change your starting position

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

The amount of crescent shaped bruises from the gaa days. Was like a constellation on my legs

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

I usually pick up a few scratches everyday, only notice them when I apply hand sanitiser and they start to sting.

I once gave myself a black eye. I woke one morning with my arm up in the arm and when I woke my arm dropped and hit me in the eye

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


"I usually pick up a few scratches everyday, only notice them when I apply hand sanitiser and they start to sting.

I once gave myself a black eye. I woke one morning with my arm up in the arm and when I woke my arm dropped and hit me in the eye"

Did you fight back?

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow


"I usually pick up a few scratches everyday, only notice them when I apply hand sanitiser and they start to sting.

I once gave myself a black eye. I woke one morning with my arm up in the arm and when I woke my arm dropped and hit me in the eye

Did you fight back? "

He gave as good as he got

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"I usually pick up a few scratches everyday, only notice them when I apply hand sanitiser and they start to sting.

I once gave myself a black eye. I woke one morning with my arm up in the arm and when I woke my arm dropped and hit me in the eye

Did you fight back?

He gave as good as he got "

With one arm tied behind his back

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By *ebel_LionMan
over a year ago

cork

I saved a penalty with my balls once upon a time.....in hurling.....had to crawl off the pitch to puke

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"I saved a penalty with my balls once upon a time.....in hurling.....had to crawl off the pitch to puke"

Crossed my legs just reading that

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"I usually pick up a few scratches everyday, only notice them when I apply hand sanitiser and they start to sting.

I once gave myself a black eye. I woke one morning with my arm up in the arm and when I woke my arm dropped and hit me in the eye

Did you fight back? "

Like my life depended on it

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"I usually pick up a few scratches everyday, only notice them when I apply hand sanitiser and they start to sting.

I once gave myself a black eye. I woke one morning with my arm up in the arm and when I woke my arm dropped and hit me in the eye

Did you fight back?

He gave as good as he got

With one arm tied behind his back "

The make up sex was amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We both end up with unknown bruises on the regular as well as cuts in Jay's case. Always put it down to work. Banging off stuff etc.

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