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By *ed just Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Dublin City

... HAVE to be from my beautician when she rang me this morning.

“Would you like an appointment”.

BLISS!!!!

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By *ctoboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Enjoy your pampering session Red

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"You're booked in next monday" are mine

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

"Do you fancy a ride?"

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"ooooo, very nice cock Mick!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally, you’re back to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have always been mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm ready to go again

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


"... HAVE to be from my beautician when she rang me this morning.

“Would you like an appointment”.

BLISS!!!!"

Thanks for reminder to book mine

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By *ctoboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Your Pint of Guinness Sir

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

Skintest before your hair appointment.

I'm getting my hair fixed !!! I can't wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mortgage is paid off!!

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By *quinnMan
over a year ago

Limerick

'You are due a refund'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can put it anywhere

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By *leasure Inc.Man
over a year ago

Cork

Surely you cannot be improved anymore than you are.....would be an unfair advantage over the rest of woman hood..... one might call this ass licking....a chance would be a fine thing

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By *MAsMan
over a year ago

NaughtyVille

Let me bend you over

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By *wingme22Man
over a year ago

Galway

Breakfast in bed my dear?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So you like to swallow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like to meet

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Cordial.

Fair.

Good.

Okay.

Kind.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I'll do the house work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want a massage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“You are just mine. MINE!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please fasten your seat belt

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham


"Do you want a massage.

"

Don't ask me how but I completely misread that as Do you want a sausage

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By *exy Saucy SocialsCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Here's my credit card hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is your captain speaking.

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

I’ve a cancellation it’s yours

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

[Removed by poster at 04/05/21 18:21:17]

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

“Your booking is now confirmed”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dinnner’s on the table babe

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

Meath, Louth border of Airgialla & Naughty,


"Please fasten your seat belt "

Lie back enjoy the ride

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

I need you now, NOW!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want a coffee

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Cold Pints in the Beergarden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cold Pints in the Beergarden "

Now your talking

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

Ill rub it for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congratulations you've just won the lotto!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Congratulations you've just won the lotto! "

I was gonna let this slide coz you have a nice rack but sweet Jesus lady thats 6 words

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By *ebel_LionMan
over a year ago

cork

that pints on the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coppers is back open again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your playstation 5 has arrived

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a sunny hump day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s a sunny hump day "

Not here it isn't

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

I wish he'd just shussssh.

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By *leasure Inc.Man
over a year ago

Cork

"You are a pussyeating genius "

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Large fries with that burger

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"I’ve a cancellation it’s yours "

I don't play second fiddle

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"It’s a sunny hump day

Not here it isn't "

Ffs that only four words

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"I’ve a cancellation it’s yours

I don't play second fiddle "

In this case I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s a sunny hump day

Not here it isn't

Ffs that only four words "

Bend over and spread em

There 5 for ya

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Cum on my face babe

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"It’s a sunny hump day

Not here it isn't

Ffs that only four words

Bend over and spread em

There 5 for ya "

Pmsi

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"I’ve a cancellation it’s yours

I don't play second fiddle

In this case I do "

Older the fiddle the sweeter

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"It’s a sunny hump day

Not here it isn't

Ffs that only four words

Bend over and spread em

There 5 for ya

Pmsi "

He would shit his pants.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

[Removed by poster at 05/05/21 10:35:52]

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"It’s a sunny hump day

Not here it isn't

Ffs that only four words

Bend over and spread em

There 5 for ya

Pmsi

He would shit his pants.

She had her chance twice "

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"It’s a sunny hump day

Not here it isn't

Ffs that only four words

Bend over and spread em

There 5 for ya

Pmsi

He would shit his pants.

She had her chance twice "

Really that I can’t believe

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"It’s a sunny hump day

Not here it isn't

Ffs that only four words

Bend over and spread em

There 5 for ya

Pmsi

He would shit his pants.

She had her chance twice

Really that I can’t believe "

I have witnesses to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s a sunny hump day

Not here it isn't

Ffs that only four words

Bend over and spread em

There 5 for ya

Pmsi

He would shit his pants.

She had her chance twice

Really that I can’t believe "

What he means to say is he had the balls to bare his ass to me knowing I was not armed

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"It’s a sunny hump day

Not here it isn't

Ffs that only four words

Bend over and spread em

There 5 for ya

Pmsi

He would shit his pants.

She had her chance twice

Really that I can’t believe

I have witnesses to it "

Gwan the Cj do it

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"It’s a sunny hump day

Not here it isn't

Ffs that only four words

Bend over and spread em

There 5 for ya

Pmsi

He would shit his pants.

She had her chance twice

Really that I can’t believe

What he means to say is he had the balls to bare his ass to me knowing I was not armed "

And still belly laughs at it if you had pulled it on I'd probably have fainted

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By *heCumBackMan
over a year ago

Cork

That feels so good mmmmmmm

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