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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As I answered the front door dressed in high heels, stockings and suspenders, a leather mini skirt and bright red lipstick.

The Garda asked, "Hello, Sir, is your wife at home?"

To which I replied, "Take a wild guess, love!"

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that's a vision I won't get out of my head for the day

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" that's a vision I won't get out of my head for the day"

Just think tiny black panties with a large testicel hanging out each side of the gusset mmmmmm...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" that's a vision I won't get out of my head for the day

Just think tiny black panties with a large testicel hanging out each side of the gusset mmmmmm... "

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Kinda hot if im being honest can just picture ye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" that's a vision I won't get out of my head for the day

Just think tiny black panties with a large testicel hanging out each side of the gusset mmmmmm... "

I'm getting turned on already... Keep going

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" that's a vision I won't get out of my head for the day

Just think tiny black panties with a large testicel hanging out each side of the gusset mmmmmm...

I'm getting turned on already... Keep going"

You reach down.....

Pulling my panties aside you release my now fully erect cock.

Taking it in Your hand ..... I shudder and cum for You.

"I told You it wouldnt take long" I say smiling "its been a while"

Patting You on the bum, I give You a cheeky wink and say "be a love and stick the kettle on"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As I answered the front door dressed in high heels, stockings and suspenders, a leather mini skirt and bright red lipstick.

The Garda asked, "Hello, Sir, is your wife at home?"

To which I replied, "Take a wild guess, love!""

Did he not recognise Britney

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As I answered the front door dressed in high heels, stockings and suspenders, a leather mini skirt and bright red lipstick.

The Garda asked, "Hello, Sir, is your wife at home?"

To which I replied, "Take a wild guess, love!"

Did he not recognise Britney "

I have more than one outfit dahling

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can I just point out that before anymore "straight" guys send me messages wanting to "suk" me off

Im joking, I dont dress up, jeans and a t shirt is pushing it for me

Have a look in your pants, if you have a penis then mail someone else

#pretendingtobestr8rascals

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Alternatively the person in question is such a ghastly female specimen, that the poor Garda got confused...

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"Can I just point out that before anymore "straight" guys send me messages wanting to "suk" me off

Im joking, I dont dress up, jeans and a t shirt is pushing it for me

Have a look in your pants, if you have a penis then mail someone else

#pretendingtobestr8rascals"

Yeah, yeah, but how will you know unless you tried it? I can do all sort of PSI settings as well for the sucking and blowing action too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As I answered the front door dressed in high heels, stockings and suspenders, a leather mini skirt and bright red lipstick.

The Garda asked, "Hello, Sir, is your wife at home?"

To which I replied, "Take a wild guess, love!"

Did he not recognise Britney

I have more than one outfit dahling "

Put down that handbag

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I just point out that before anymore "straight" guys send me messages wanting to "suk" me off

Im joking, I dont dress up, jeans and a t shirt is pushing it for me

Have a look in your pants, if you have a penis then mail someone else

#pretendingtobestr8rascals

Yeah, yeah, but how will you know unless you tried it? I can do all sort of PSI settings as well for the sucking and blowing action too

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If you said yes they wouldnt turn up anyways, there just cracking one off to their bi fantasies that they will never live out, I blame the lack of single ladies on the site.

#ladiespullyourweight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just point out that before anymore "straight" guys send me messages wanting to "suk" me off

Im joking, I dont dress up, jeans and a t shirt is pushing it for me

Have a look in your pants, if you have a penis then mail someone else

#pretendingtobestr8rascals"

Ahaaaa you just love the playing hard to get

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I just point out that before anymore "straight" guys send me messages wanting to "suk" me off

Im joking, I dont dress up, jeans and a t shirt is pushing it for me

Have a look in your pants, if you have a penis then mail someone else

#pretendingtobestr8rascals

Ahaaaa you just love the playing hard to get "

You know ill always make an exception for you dahling xxx

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By *parklySassWoman
over a year ago

Sassville


"As I answered the front door dressed in high heels, stockings and suspenders, a leather mini skirt and bright red lipstick.

The Garda asked, "Hello, Sir, is your wife at home?"

To which I replied, "Take a wild guess, love!""

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