FabSwingers.com forum: That one job

By *etmebeurfantasy OP Woman
over a year ago

My town

There is always one Job in the house you have to do and hate doing it and mine is cleaning out the kitchen cupboard

I HATE DOING IT

It annoys me with Empty bottles that one of my lot use and put it back in without even popping the empty in the bin.... I’m gonna do it now

Any jobs around the house you hate doing and put on the king finger ?

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Not sure what a king finger is

but cleaning the shower trap when my three daughters all lived at home was an adventure

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By *etmebeurfantasy OP Woman
over a year ago

My town

"Not sure what a king finger is

but cleaning the shower trap when my three daughters all lived at home was an adventure

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my mad I meant long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cleaning the oven

The rest I don't mind

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By *ome_wild_girlWoman
over a year ago

Antrim Town

Windows....always end up streaky

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Ironing. I need to get a steam press

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha letme that's what I am doing right now! Waiting for DHL to arrive with some garden furniture so I'm doing the nasty jobs while I wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Windows....always end up streaky

Vinegar is the magic ingredient

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of them, pretty much, and you know what? The world keeps turning

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By *etmebeurfantasy OP Woman
over a year ago

My town

"Haha letme that's what I am doing right now! Waiting for DHL to arrive with some garden furniture so I'm doing the nasty jobs while I wait"
mehhh I’ve nothing to wait on to give me motivation the thought of opening the cupboard is stressing me

the air will be blue in twenty mins time.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Windows....always end up streaky

Vinegar is the magic ingredient

Also don't clean them when they're in full sunlight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emptying the brown bin into the composter. Ugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha letme that's what I am doing right now! Waiting for DHL to arrive with some garden furniture so I'm doing the nasty jobs while I wait mehhh I’ve nothing to wait on to give me motivation the thought of opening the cupboard is stressing me

the air will be blue in twenty mins time.

Is it too early for wine?

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

It's hard to say which one is the worsts, ironing would be on the top but I simply don't iron, next in line is probably hanging up washed socks and then matching them once they're dry. Anyway I don't like housekeeping in general

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By *etmebeurfantasy OP Woman
over a year ago

My town

the air will be blue in twenty mins time.

Is it too early for wine?

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don’t temp me. Lol

Right I’m off and going to turn it into a positive job and convince myself I enjoyed it

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Not sure what a king finger is

but cleaning the shower trap when my three daughters all lived at home was an adventure

I feel your pain on this one...sometimes I'm afraid I'll puke doing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love my house nice and sparkling but I really don't enjoy housework. Shining the shower doors is one I hate. I also hate trying to put a duvet cover on as that's a short girl problem there straight off. I could be still writing this in an hours time with my long list. One thing I love is when its all done and you can smell that lovely clean freshness.

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Not sure what a king finger is

but cleaning the shower trap when my three daughters all lived at home was an adventure

I feel your pain on this one...sometimes I'm afraid I'll puke doing it

Not to mention cleaning all the hair off the shower walls. James used to get annoyed but now he makes sketches out of them, the last 'sketch' was a horse and before that was his own face

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By *lameBoyMan
over a year ago

Enfield & Dublin

"Cleaning the oven

The rest I don't mind "

Try Evans oven cleaner chemical. I get it in Musgraves, it’s a commercial product with absolutely amazing results. See if you can get your hands on some.

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Taken out the rubbish bag to the bins, always have the fear of bin juice dripping out all over me

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By *elfastblondMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Cleaning out the plug hole

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Personally I don;t mind any chore around the house. However the principle of cleaning up behind oneself must be adhered to. Especially when one leaves a whole Cherokee tampon worth behind themselves in the bath...

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

over younder

Love cleaning but detest cleaning out the fridge...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love cleaning but detest cleaning out the fridge..."

Swap.you a fridge for an oven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I also hate trying to put a duvet cover on as that's a short girl problem there straight off. "

Have the duvet cover inside out

Put your hands inside the duvet cover to the two bottom covers, so you more or less have the duvet scrunched up in your arms.

Pick up the corresponding corners of the duvet and shake .

Abot 3 quarters of the way through you usually have to just straighten up the top bit but its quite simple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I also hate trying to put a duvet cover on as that's a short girl problem there straight off.

Have the duvet cover inside out

Put your hands inside the duvet cover to the two bottom covers, so you more or less have the duvet scrunched up in your arms.

Pick up the corresponding corners of the duvet and shake .

Abot 3 quarters of the way through you usually have to just straighten up the top bit but its quite simple

Us wimmin don't have arms long enough to do this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I also hate trying to put a duvet cover on as that's a short girl problem there straight off.

Have the duvet cover inside out

Put your hands inside the duvet cover to the two bottom covers, so you more or less have the duvet scrunched up in your arms.

Pick up the corresponding corners of the duvet and shake .

Abot 3 quarters of the way through you usually have to just straighten up the top bit but its quite simple

Us wimmin don't have arms long enough to do this

Everybody has arms long enough to do this, Its very simple

I needed a work visa in Germany in 1990, the quickest way was to get a job in a hotel, get the work visa, get sacked and start on site the following day.

It took me three days to do all that but in the meantime I learnt how to change a duvet cover and it has served me well ever since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I also hate trying to put a duvet cover on as that's a short girl problem there straight off.

Have the duvet cover inside out

Put your hands inside the duvet cover to the two bottom covers, so you more or less have the duvet scrunched up in your arms.

Pick up the corresponding corners of the duvet and shake .

Abot 3 quarters of the way through you usually have to just straighten up the top bit but its quite simple

Us wimmin don't have arms long enough to do this

Everybody has arms long enough to do this, Its very simple

I needed a work visa in Germany in 1990, the quickest way was to get a job in a hotel, get the work visa, get sacked and start on site the following day.

It took me three days to do all that but in the meantime I learnt how to change a duvet cover and it has served me well ever since

Grand

Come here and change mine so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I also hate trying to put a duvet cover on as that's a short girl problem there straight off.

Have the duvet cover inside out

Put your hands inside the duvet cover to the two bottom covers, so you more or less have the duvet scrunched up in your arms.

Pick up the corresponding corners of the duvet and shake .

Abot 3 quarters of the way through you usually have to just straighten up the top bit but its quite simple

Us wimmin don't have arms long enough to do this

Everybody has arms long enough to do this, Its very simple

I needed a work visa in Germany in 1990, the quickest way was to get a job in a hotel, get the work visa, get sacked and start on site the following day.

It took me three days to do all that but in the meantime I learnt how to change a duvet cover and it has served me well ever since

Grand

Come here and change mine so

No problem

I will blow your mind in the bedroom twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I also hate trying to put a duvet cover on as that's a short girl problem there straight off.

Have the duvet cover inside out

Put your hands inside the duvet cover to the two bottom covers, so you more or less have the duvet scrunched up in your arms.

Pick up the corresponding corners of the duvet and shake .

Abot 3 quarters of the way through you usually have to just straighten up the top bit but its quite simple

Us wimmin don't have arms long enough to do this

Everybody has arms long enough to do this, Its very simple

I needed a work visa in Germany in 1990, the quickest way was to get a job in a hotel, get the work visa, get sacked and start on site the following day.

It took me three days to do all that but in the meantime I learnt how to change a duvet cover and it has served me well ever since

Grand

Come here and change mine so

No problem

I will blow your mind in the bedroom twice"

Do you have some clever knack for putting the pillowcases on too?

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By *ady ChatterleyWoman
over a year ago

Athlone

Job has to be done...but putting a fitted sheet on a mattress...Olympic sport it should be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Job has to be done...but putting a fitted sheet on a mattress...Olympic sport it should be"

It's perfect...

And then you sleep on it and you can't get it on as tight again the next morning

What's that all about ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I also hate trying to put a duvet cover on as that's a short girl problem there straight off.

Have the duvet cover inside out

Put your hands inside the duvet cover to the two bottom covers, so you more or less have the duvet scrunched up in your arms.

Pick up the corresponding corners of the duvet and shake .

Abot 3 quarters of the way through you usually have to just straighten up the top bit but its quite simple

Us wimmin don't have arms long enough to do this

Everybody has arms long enough to do this, Its very simple

I needed a work visa in Germany in 1990, the quickest way was to get a job in a hotel, get the work visa, get sacked and start on site the following day.

It took me three days to do all that but in the meantime I learnt how to change a duvet cover and it has served me well ever since

Grand

Come here and change mine so

No problem

I will blow your mind in the bedroom twice

Do you have some clever knack for putting the pillowcases on too?

No I was implying that your mind would be blown by your high expectations of how good I was in the sack but that I turned out to be a shite ride

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Job has to be done...but putting a fitted sheet on a mattress...Olympic sport it should be

It's perfect...

And then you sleep on it and you can't get it on as tight again the next morning

What's that all about ffs "

Did ye ever try fold them fuckers its a full on cardio workout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I also hate trying to put a duvet cover on as that's a short girl problem there straight off.

Have the duvet cover inside out

Put your hands inside the duvet cover to the two bottom covers, so you more or less have the duvet scrunched up in your arms.

Pick up the corresponding corners of the duvet and shake .

Abot 3 quarters of the way through you usually have to just straighten up the top bit but its quite simple

Us wimmin don't have arms long enough to do this

Everybody has arms long enough to do this, Its very simple

I needed a work visa in Germany in 1990, the quickest way was to get a job in a hotel, get the work visa, get sacked and start on site the following day.

It took me three days to do all that but in the meantime I learnt how to change a duvet cover and it has served me well ever since

Grand

Come here and change mine so

No problem

I will blow your mind in the bedroom twice

Do you have some clever knack for putting the pillowcases on too?

No I was implying that your mind would be blown by your high expectations of how good I was in the sack but that I turned out to be a shite ride

Somehow Shamey, I suspect you are hiding your light under a bushel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Job has to be done...but putting a fitted sheet on a mattress...Olympic sport it should be

It's perfect...

And then you sleep on it and you can't get it on as tight again the next morning

What's that all about ffs

Did ye ever try fold them fuckers its a full on cardio workout

Ah I have that perfected

Last year when we first went into lockdown I Marie Kondo'd the whole house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I also hate trying to put a duvet cover on as that's a short girl problem there straight off.

Have the duvet cover inside out

Put your hands inside the duvet cover to the two bottom covers, so you more or less have the duvet scrunched up in your arms.

Pick up the corresponding corners of the duvet and shake .

Abot 3 quarters of the way through you usually have to just straighten up the top bit but its quite simple

Us wimmin don't have arms long enough to do this

Everybody has arms long enough to do this, Its very simple

I needed a work visa in Germany in 1990, the quickest way was to get a job in a hotel, get the work visa, get sacked and start on site the following day.

It took me three days to do all that but in the meantime I learnt how to change a duvet cover and it has served me well ever since

Grand

Come here and change mine so

No problem

I will blow your mind in the bedroom twice

Do you have some clever knack for putting the pillowcases on too?

No I was implying that your mind would be blown by your high expectations of how good I was in the sack but that I turned out to be a shite ride

Somehow Shamey, I suspect you are hiding your light under a bushel

No not at all, I turn up with the best intentions and it all goes down hill from there.

I'm not great with Women, the closest I ever got to a long term relationship was when I asked my Mums friend to marry me when I was 6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is putting away the washing. I wash it. Dry it. Sort it into piles and then leave it there for days before I put it away.

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