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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Looking for a bit of help around the house, just the usual really ...cleaning, ironing, the odd meal

Happy to give the odd ride in return

Mainly looking for single gals but will consider couples if the male half fancies a bit of gardening

Single lads will you ever feck off and leave me alone, stop sending me pics of your battered mickeys and hairy holes

#domesticRascals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I have to wear clothes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do I have to wear clothes?"

For the cleaning and cooking clothes will be worn, it’s a union thing supposedly

For the riding it’s up to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I have to wear clothes?

For the cleaning and cooking clothes will be worn, it’s a union thing supposedly

For the riding it’s up to you"

Do you provide a uniform?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do I have to wear clothes?

For the cleaning and cooking clothes will be worn, it’s a union thing supposedly

For the riding it’s up to you

Do you provide a uniform?"

Yes I do and it’s actually smart and practical, though if you want marigolds for washing up you will have to bring your own

If there is more than one or multiple successful applicants the riding will be done on a rota system

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

Any health benefits ??

Insurance??

Benefits in kind ??

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Will you cover travel costs for the commute?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any health benefits ??

Insurance??

Benefits in kind ??

"

You can take the dogs for a walk which I suppose counts as a health benefit, outside, fresh air etc

I will put you on the car insurance as I will probably need you to go to the shops, no cover for the riding though I’m afraid

Only benefit in kind is really just the riding, which to be fair will be infrequent and more than likely average but there will be a Christmas party and a little pressie on your birthday

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By *arlos11191Man
over a year ago

Bray

What’s the hourly rate?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will you cover travel costs for the commute?"

No, sorry I can’t cover expenses but don’t fret, I’m a massive Celtic fan and once things open up I’ll be regularly in Glasgow for the football so you can come around and help around the hotel room etc...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What’s the hourly rate? "

Carlos please look in your pants, if they contain a penis then this position is sadly not currently available to you

For the gals who might be wondering it’s just the odd, average ride in return for any work, I might be persuaded to throw in the occasional bit of foreplay

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh forgot to mention

No nutters

Thank you

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By *arlos11191Man
over a year ago

Bray


"What’s the hourly rate?

Carlos please look in your pants, if they contain a penis then this position is sadly not currently available to you

For the gals who might be wondering it’s just the odd, average ride in return for any work, I might be persuaded to throw in the occasional bit of foreplay"
It’s for my neighbour..... She love to clean and tidy up ..... She got this cleaning fetish .... poor deer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh forgot to mention

No nutters

Thank you"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What’s the hourly rate?

Carlos please look in your pants, if they contain a penis then this position is sadly not currently available to you

For the gals who might be wondering it’s just the odd, average ride in return for any work, I might be persuaded to throw in the occasional bit of foreplay It’s for my neighbour..... She love to clean and tidy up ..... She got this cleaning fetish .... poor deer "

Ok sounds promising, what’s she like in the sack?

I can’t promise anything though as my mailbox is currently being bombarded by the good ladies of Fab, I seem to have struck a chord

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh forgot to mention

No nutters

Thank you

"

At least you know, it’s the ones who think they are normal that give me the willies

And no lads that’s not your queue to send me pics of your mickeys

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest


"Oh forgot to mention

No nutters

Thank you"

Thats me out then... I am a complete and utter nut

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh forgot to mention

No nutters

Thank you

Thats me out then... I am a complete and utter nut "

Sorry to see you remove yourself from the selection process , I had high hopes for you, was even going throw in some kissing

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By *arlos11191Man
over a year ago

Bray


"What’s the hourly rate?

Carlos please look in your pants, if they contain a penis then this position is sadly not currently available to you

For the gals who might be wondering it’s just the odd, average ride in return for any work, I might be persuaded to throw in the occasional bit of foreplay It’s for my neighbour..... She love to clean and tidy up ..... She got this cleaning fetish .... poor deer

Ok sounds promising, what’s she like in the sack?

I can’t promise anything though as my mailbox is currently being bombarded by the good ladies of Fab, I seem to have struck a chord"
She looks like princess Fiona with flip flops....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What’s the hourly rate?

Carlos please look in your pants, if they contain a penis then this position is sadly not currently available to you

For the gals who might be wondering it’s just the odd, average ride in return for any work, I might be persuaded to throw in the occasional bit of foreplay It’s for my neighbour..... She love to clean and tidy up ..... She got this cleaning fetish .... poor deer

Ok sounds promising, what’s she like in the sack?

I can’t promise anything though as my mailbox is currently being bombarded by the good ladies of Fab, I seem to have struck a chord She looks like princess Fiona with flip flops.... "

Sorry flip flops are a no no, can’t be doing with them

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest


"Oh forgot to mention

No nutters

Thank you

Thats me out then... I am a complete and utter nut

Sorry to see you remove yourself from the selection process , I had high hopes for you, was even going throw in some kissing "

Oh ffs now you tell me ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha funny

will you love me long time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hahaha funny

will you love me long time"

I’m unsure, in fairness the level of ironing in your April 19th pic “isn’t great

What are your sandwiches like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahaha funny

will you love me long time

I’m unsure, in fairness the level of ironing in your April 19th pic “isn’t great

What are your sandwiches like?"

Finger buffet and nibbes all round

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hahaha funny

will you love me long time

I’m unsure, in fairness the level of ironing in your April 19th pic “isn’t great

What are your sandwiches like?

Finger buffet and nibbes all round "

Do you not find only having “round” nibbles a bit restrictive?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many hours a week are we talking? Would I still be eligible for the wage subsidy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How many hours a week are we talking? Would I still be eligible for the wage subsidy?"

Working hours will vary, riding will be measured in minutes (good days)

Yes you will still be eligible for the the wage subsidy

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