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Profiles as Metaphors for How They Fuck

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By *urydiceRising OP   Woman
over a year ago

Dublin

The five word profile = the five second fuck

The buzzword profile = fucking by numbers

No profile pic - he'll be fucking me but imagining he's somewhere else

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

I guess we fall into the first category

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By *urydiceRising OP   Woman
over a year ago

Dublin


"I guess we fall into the first category "

Not by a long shot. Your profile is great - and your pics made me swoon.

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By *ikey WhipwreckMan
over a year ago

cork


"I guess we fall into the first category

Not by a long shot. Your profile is great - and your pics made me swoon. "

get a room you lot

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

I'm gna hop on the "here for the ride on the off chance of getting the ride" type of profile

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

A real page turner that you can't put down.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Seven paragraph profile = its not the goal that matters but how u get there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I guess we fall into the first category

Not by a long shot. Your profile is great - and your pics made me swoon. "

I like that word, swoon..

Is it OK if I steal it?

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By *urydiceRising OP   Woman
over a year ago

Dublin


"A real page turner that you can't put down. "

Yes, yours is! Do you have one of those sexy Northern accents to go with that fabulous text? (I'm a yank. I can't keep my clothes on when I hear that accent.)

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By *urydiceRising OP   Woman
over a year ago

Dublin


"Seven paragraph profile = its not the goal that matters but how u get there "

Yes!! Thank you. Not that those who just want to get where they're going are bad or anything, but I'm a long journey girl.

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By *urydiceRising OP   Woman
over a year ago

Dublin


"I guess we fall into the first category

Not by a long shot. Your profile is great - and your pics made me swoon.

I like that word, swoon..

Is it OK if I steal it? "

Steal away. It's a good word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I guess we fall into the first category

Not by a long shot. Your profile is great - and your pics made me swoon.

I like that word, swoon..

Is it OK if I steal it?

Steal away. It's a good word."

Thanks, I'll just swoon down the road..

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Seven paragraph profile = its not the goal that matters but how u get there

Yes!! Thank you. Not that those who just want to get where they're going are bad or anything, but I'm a long journey girl. "

Sometimes a short cut works well but the long journey always delivers more in depth results

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

*clutches his pearl necklace and faints dramatically*

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast


"A real page turner that you can't put down.

Yes, yours is! Do you have one of those sexy Northern accents to go with that fabulous text? (I'm a yank. I can't keep my clothes on when I hear that accent.) "

If I knew the accent was a good point I’d have put a few video voice messages on my profile

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"A real page turner that you can't put down.

Yes, yours is! Do you have one of those sexy Northern accents to go with that fabulous text? (I'm a yank. I can't keep my clothes on when I hear that accent.)

If I knew the accent was a good point I’d have put a few video voice messages on my profile "

Did that a few weeks ago and had to take it down when big Liam's fanclub kept asking to be Taken.

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"A real page turner that you can't put down.

Yes, yours is! Do you have one of those sexy Northern accents to go with that fabulous text? (I'm a yank. I can't keep my clothes on when I hear that accent.)

If I knew the accent was a good point I’d have put a few video voice messages on my profile

Did that a few weeks ago and had to take it down when big Liam's fanclub kept asking to be Taken. "

Read me a story liam

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast


"A real page turner that you can't put down.

Yes, yours is! Do you have one of those sexy Northern accents to go with that fabulous text? (I'm a yank. I can't keep my clothes on when I hear that accent.)

If I knew the accent was a good point I’d have put a few video voice messages on my profile

Did that a few weeks ago and had to take it down when big Liam's fanclub kept asking to be Taken. "

Or say “mother of god”

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"A real page turner that you can't put down.

Yes, yours is! Do you have one of those sexy Northern accents to go with that fabulous text? (I'm a yank. I can't keep my clothes on when I hear that accent.)

If I knew the accent was a good point I’d have put a few video voice messages on my profile

Did that a few weeks ago and had to take it down when big Liam's fanclub kept asking to be Taken.

Read me a story liam "

What? Again?

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By *urydiceRising OP   Woman
over a year ago

Dublin


"A real page turner that you can't put down.

Yes, yours is! Do you have one of those sexy Northern accents to go with that fabulous text? (I'm a yank. I can't keep my clothes on when I hear that accent.)

If I knew the accent was a good point I’d have put a few video voice messages on my profile

Did that a few weeks ago and had to take it down when big Liam's fanclub kept asking to be Taken.

Read me a story liam

What? Again? "

Read me Lolita or The Story of O - I'd probably lose my mind.

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