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"Why not ask for a large cone with a flake and problem solved " Cos that'd just be weird  | |||
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"Why not ask for a large cone with a flake and problem solved Cos that'd just be weird "Have you ever asked for a nipple instead of a tipple in a bar  | |||
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"nooo......i'll so do that too" That's the plan  | |||
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"Why not ask for a large cone with a flake and problem solved Cos that'd just be weird
Have you ever asked for a nipple instead of a tipple in a bar "Or in science class in school say orgasm instead of organism  | |||
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"Why not ask for a large cone with a flake and problem solved Cos that'd just be weird
Have you ever asked for a nipple instead of a tipple in a bar
Or in science class in school say orgasm instead of organism "not an issue anymore....unless your the teacher | |||
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"Why not ask for a large cone with a flake and problem solved Cos that'd just be weird
Have you ever asked for a nipple instead of a tipple in a bar
Or in science class in school say orgasm instead of organism "I think i've done that too  | |||
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"Why not ask for a large cone with a flake and problem solved Cos that'd just be weird
Have you ever asked for a nipple instead of a tipple in a bar "Or asked for a f*ck instead of a duck in a butchers | |||
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"Why not ask for a large cone with a flake and problem solved Cos that'd just be weird
Have you ever asked for a nipple instead of a tipple in a bar
Or asked for a f*ck instead of a duck in a butchers "I'm starting to think maybe you shouldn't go to shops | |||
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"Have you ever asked for a nipple instead of a tipple in a bar
Or asked for a f*ck instead of a duck in a butchers
I'm starting to think maybe you shouldn't go to shops"Ah shur isn't political correctness boring anyway | |||
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"Era fuck them 99s 69s are way better" All depends on your appetite | |||
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"Freudian Slip its called.. Two old guys are sitting in a bar taking, when one says to the other "jeez, i had a terrible Freudian slip the other day". 2nd guy says "wtf is a Freudian slip?" Well says the first lad, "it's when you mean to say something but you don't say what you mean, you say what you think or whats on your mind , ill give you an explanation " "i was in the airport, collecting the young fella, he was coming in from Pittsburg, the huge breasted girl in the coffee shop being polite asked what i was doing there and i said #im collecting the young fella, whos coming in from TITS-BURG# .... Ah says the second old guy, i had one of them myself the other day... I was having breakfast with the wife and what i meant to say was, "could you pass me the salt", but what i really said was "you ruined my life you b!Tch" " A Freudian Slip, yes that's the word | |||
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"Freudian Slip its called.. Two old guys are sitting in a bar taking, when one says to the other "jeez, i had a terrible Freudian slip the other day". 2nd guy says "wtf is a Freudian slip?" Well says the first lad, "it's when you mean to say something but you don't say what you mean, you say what you think or whats on your mind , ill give you an explanation " "i was in the airport, collecting the young fella, he was coming in from Pittsburg, the huge breasted girl in the coffee shop being polite asked what i was doing there and i said #im collecting the young fella, whos coming in from TITS-BURG# .... Ah says the second old guy, i had one of them myself the other day... I was having breakfast with the wife and what i meant to say was, "could you pass me the salt", but what i really said was "you ruined my life you b!Tch" A Freudian Slip, yes that's the word "nothing wrong with an old slip of the tongue now and again | |||
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"I always have to think twice when ordering a 99 in case I ask for a 69. After reading this, you'll be in the same boat
Mrs "Bite into the end of the cone and whalaa you have turned your 99 into a 69, you can eat from both ends! | |||
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"I’ve done it to the ice cream man asked for a 69 with chocolate sauce I don’t know who went more red " Did he give you one?  | |||
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"I’ve done it to the ice cream man asked for a 69 with chocolate sauce I don’t know who went more red Did he give you one? "he did and I got a flake too | |||
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"I’ve done it to the ice cream man asked for a 69 with chocolate sauce I don’t know who went more red Did he give you one? he did and I got a flake too "Filthy mare!  | |||
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"I’ve done it to the ice cream man asked for a 69 with chocolate sauce I don’t know who went more red Did he give you one? he did and I got a flake too
Filthy mare! "but green sauce is lovely on a ice cream | |||
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"I’ve done it to the ice cream man asked for a 69 with chocolate sauce I don’t know who went more red Did he give you one? he did and I got a flake too
Filthy mare! but green sauce is lovely on a ice cream "He should probably see a doctor about that! | |||
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"I'm gonna deliberately ask for a 69 just to see the reaction" Yeah right Tex | |||
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"Ha... Trying going into your local barbers and asking for a wash, cut and blow job "Did you really? No ... really? | |||
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"I’ve done it to the ice cream man asked for a 69 with chocolate sauce I don’t know who went more red " Fair to say you only make that mistake once | |||
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"Many years ago when my kids where small one of them brought home a note from school saying they need a particular book asap, I thought I'd ring the local bookshop to see if they had it the shop is called Coughlans I did not have the number so rang 11811 and asked for the number for Booklands cockshop, mortified does not cover it "Whooopsie | |||
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"Ha... Trying going into your local barbers and asking for a wash, cut and blow job
Did you really? No ... really? "Yup.. Going back a few years. I was slagging a mate who had received one the evening before and of course that was the word that stuck in my mind. In my defence... They are very similar..  | |||
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"I'm gonna deliberately ask for a 69 just to see the reaction Yeah right Tex "Haha you don't know me very well but if get a great kick out of it. Maybe I am a bit cheeky after all  | |||
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"I'm gonna deliberately ask for a 69 just to see the reaction Yeah right Tex
Haha you don't know me very well but if get a great kick out of it.
Maybe I am a bit cheeky after all "Maybe under that cool exterior ...
Just make sure they're over the age of consent | |||
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"I always have to think twice when ordering a 99 in case I ask for a 69. After reading this, you'll be in the same boat
Mrs "Omg me too | |||
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