FabSwingers.com forum: The Thing

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IL blew the thread to bits

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By *ebel_LionMan
over a year ago

cork

"IL blew the thread to bits "

it was a happy ending for us all lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"IL blew the thread to bits "

Makes a change from me

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

so who;s not tested yet?

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By *ebel_LionMan
over a year ago

cork

"so who;s not tested yet?"

Only one tested...we got lucky

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Good morning campers, jaysus I’m still walking like John Wayne. Well what’s the plan captain, are we staying or going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning crew. Who wants breakfast.

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

"Good morning campers, jaysus I’m still walking like John Wayne. Well what’s the plan captain, are we staying or going "

You're still walking like John Wayne??? At least you can walk! That dildo has an awful lot to answer for! Even if it was self inflicted in my case! My poor arse looks like a wizards sleeve now!!!

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

*walks into the mess hall and slams himself onto the table*

god, I could barely sleep last night, someone was screaming in their sleep from the nightmares, and then someone else was using a power drill for some DIY work... barely winked my eyes...

I'll just rest here for a bit, dont mind me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning crew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

buenos días una caliente...

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Good morning campers, jaysus I’m still walking like John Wayne. Well what’s the plan captain, are we staying or going "

Waiting on advice from the powers that be. Don't think you can take much more of our nighttime shenanigans

Morning all, still singing 'Dancing Queen' in my head, party was brilliant

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Good morning campers, jaysus I’m still walking like John Wayne. Well what’s the plan captain, are we staying or going

Waiting on advice from the powers that be. Don't think you can take much more of our nighttime shenanigans

Morning all, still singing 'Dancing Queen' in my head, party was brilliant

Wait?! What?! There was a party and I wasn't invited?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so who;s not tested yet?"

The only one tested who might not be the thing is LP, and he was the thing, if there are anymore it could be anyone else who has already been tested and assimilated....

Just saying,

Might have to go on a space walk...

Had too many eggs and wouldn't do it to you, unlike some other shower hogging, soap dropping, space rangers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning will catch up with the space shenanigans in a bit...

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Good morning campers, jaysus I’m still walking like John Wayne. Well what’s the plan captain, are we staying or going

Waiting on advice from the powers that be. Don't think you can take much more of our nighttime shenanigans

Morning all, still singing 'Dancing Queen' in my head, party was brilliant

I’m just amazed, I never thought ye were so freaky in the bedroom

ye looked so innocent

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Good morning campers, jaysus I’m still walking like John Wayne. Well what’s the plan captain, are we staying or going

Waiting on advice from the powers that be. Don't think you can take much more of our nighttime shenanigans

Morning all, still singing 'Dancing Queen' in my head, party was brilliant

I’m just amazed, I never thought ye were so freaky in the bedroom

ye looked so innocent

Yeah, surprised with your bout of vertigo on the swing

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Good morning campers, jaysus I’m still walking like John Wayne. Well what’s the plan captain, are we staying or going

Waiting on advice from the powers that be. Don't think you can take much more of our nighttime shenanigans

Morning all, still singing 'Dancing Queen' in my head, party was brilliant

I’m just amazed, I never thought ye were so freaky in the bedroom

ye looked so innocent

Yeah, surprised with your bout of vertigo on the swing

I’m not one bit surprised I was light headed, the blood flow was needed in a different area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey there you all.

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Anyone around, I need some one to apply lotion to my back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone around, I need some one to apply lotion to my back "

Is LPs special lotion that you require.

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Anyone around, I need some one to apply lotion to my back

Is LPs special lotion that you require.

Well this close to the sun I’d need spf50,000

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone around, I need some one to apply lotion to my back

Is LPs special lotion that you require.

Well this close to the sun I’d need spf50,000"

Oh his is potent don't worry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

With the remnants of one of the best parties this side of the Milky way since the great kegger on Uranus in 2097 the crew were a little worse for wear...

"Good morning.." sighs Drproton with content as he rolls over in bed to place his arm around his android girlfriend, Kiera.. "we need to loosen that grip of yours, babe"

Up pops Redhott from under the covers..

"...and maybe soften her tongue too, I've friction burn!"

With that there's an alarm heard ringing through Avalon, there's an emergency meeting being called in the control deck.

"Right! I know we let our hair down last night upon capturing LadyPleaser19 but we've got to get back to business tonight! I don't know about the rest of you but I need my own bed soon and, sorry Geralt80, but a new vict... Friend soon" declares the_ofusplus

"Oh thank God" says Geralt80 sitting gingerly down on his doughnut cushion

"So tonight, we have to push the boundaries a bit!

".. But you just said.. "

"No, not you Geralt! I mean tonight we need to amp it up a notch... We're testing TWO crew members tonight!"

"... Is that it? Is that the announcement? I got out of bed with a headache that's pounding more than CuriousVoyeur's poor backside for that!?"

CuriousVoyeur rolls in on his wheelchair having giving himself severe arse trauma..

"Well that was some night, eh, Ulsterfry! Look guys, he's been that hard at it he's practically comatose!" as he slaps Ulsterfry on the back only for him to slump over, lifeless on the ground..

"Pffft, I remember when I had my first beer!" jokes Inquisitive Lady

... It suddenly dawns on the crew that Ulsterfry isn't hungover... He's dead. Found in his hand is an empty bottle of LadyPleaser19's special brew...

"Christ... I know he liked the hard stuff but... Christ!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Active crew:

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Inquisitive Lady

Rquinn

Geralt80

The_ofusplus

CuriousVoyeur

FozzyOClock

Ulsterfry

Drproton

LadyPleaser19

Keanored

Redhott

Goneirianbothar

Hemford

White Witch

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Anyone around, I need some one to apply lotion to my back

Is LPs special lotion that you require.

Well this close to the sun I’d need spf50,000

Oh his is potent don't worry

Potent indeed

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

maybe its time to take that battery out of the dildo... ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So everyone its time to focus on our vote tonight. I made a mistake last night so tonight I'm going to get it right. I've my eye on this person and last nights reveal has me thinking she is too. Red I am voting you as The Thing tonight.

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Redhot and LP did seem rather close so I’m gonna vote for Red too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Redhot and LP did seem rather close so I’m gonna vote for Red too"

Thats my way of thinking too . A lot of motion in the lotion there Ger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one is safe, except goneiranbothar,

Im going you again.

Third time lucky.... Or unlucky for me

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Redhot and LP did seem rather close so I’m gonna vote for Red too

Thats my way of thinking too . A lot of motion in the lotion there Ger

Some guys get all the luck

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Ah RedHott, ya just might as well get it over with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Redhot and LP did seem rather close so I’m gonna vote for Red too

Thats my way of thinking too . A lot of motion in the lotion there Ger

Some guys get all the luck "

I saw a woman on TV a while back who claimed she had sex with ghosts..LP if you're reading this from the other side ill be having an early night

If we were that close why would I have voted for him?

Im still pondering my vote...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Redhot and LP did seem rather close so I’m gonna vote for Red too

Thats my way of thinking too . A lot of motion in the lotion there Ger

Some guys get all the luck

I saw a woman on TV a while back who claimed she had sex with ghosts..LP if you're reading this from the other side ill be having an early night

If we were that close why would I have voted for him?

Im still pondering my vote..."

You could be the Thing and not realise it

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"No one is safe, except goneiranbothar,

Im going you again.

Third time lucky.... Or unlucky for me "

Have you two got history or something? The sexual tension is putting me off my supper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK sorry hemford, time to get your ass tested...you get my vote!

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Right, we're suspicious of Red now also, on the basis of her comeraderie with the Thing.

However, since Red has already been nominated (and two are being tested), our vote goes to another rather odd character, Hemford

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

*ponders* it is rather disturbing if someone could be infected with this thing and not know it...

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By *ebel_LionMan
over a year ago

cork

hemford for me again too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*ponders* it is rather disturbing if someone could be infected with this thing and not know it... "

Are you thinking you could be

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By *ebel_LionMan
over a year ago

cork

on a point of order.........are we voting for 2 people?

speaking of orders.....mines a pint Frank

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As the crew assemble in the infirmary it's revealed to them that tonight both Redhott and Hemford will be tested...

"We have to be careful" says Goneirianbothar "... We're still not certain how stable these tests are and we don't have many more... We may have to put the dildo in standby or... God forbid.. Ask Inquisitive Lady to sing"

"You shut your Goddamn mouth!" snaps Keanored ".. Don't you dare bring that evil on us again!"

With Hemford rather surprisingly willing to be stabbed in the arse for his sample, his blood was drawn...

"I've had worse" he says with a shrug

"Right... I'm going in..." declares Goneirianbothar as he dawns his space suit and oxgen tank preparing to approach Redhott's backside...

"It's a suicide mission! I can't watch!" cries out CuriousVoyeur

"Awk man up will you! I had a salad for lunch today... Now stab my arse and get it over with!"

With both samples taken.. Red and Hemford and strapped to their chairs...

"I always dreamed of seeing you tied up, Red, I just hope you don't ruin that fantasy.." begs Goneirianbothar

With that he takes the first petri dish and warms his wire... He then heats up the copper to dip into it *badum tish*

As he plunges the wire inside the sample... The Avalon starts to quake!... The ship cannae take the strain!

"What's happening?! Who's blood is that!!"

No sooner had the crew asked does the entity break through and emerge from the zipper of Hemford!!

"He's a Thing! I mean his thing.. His thing is a Thing!!"

"Thank Goodness I'm prepared this time!" says the_ofusplus as they draw the dildo from their utility belt and race towards Hemford and the entity...

"Have some of that!!" they shout as they ruthlessly beat Hemford in the crotch with the dildo, pummelling him and the Thing... Beating it to within an inch of its life...

The men wince and cross their legs... Almost feeling sorry for it...

Beaten and bloodied by the dildo the Thing lays lifeless... As Hemford himself has died from the trauma of the entity passing through his penis... The dildo bludgeoning only adding insult to injury..

"See! Knew it! Now you can untie me and we can all have some pancakes!"

"Not too fast, Red... We can't be too careful..."

Goneirianbothar plunges the heated wire into Red's sample.... Nothing happens...

"See!! Now do you believe me..."

Suddenly the entity burst from between Redhott's cleavage!!

"Forget the dildo! I'm going in this time!!" shouts Keanored

"T'fuck you are, I'll save you Red!!" declares Geralt80 as he fights with Keano...

The entity springs forward leaving Red lifeless in it's wake... Now staring down the crew...

It sees it's fallen brother, mercilessly beaten to death by the dildo and lets out a whimper at the site of The_ofusplus still standing with it... Flopping it around...

"Do you want some too?!"

Shaking like a sh*tting dog the entity retreats and fires itself out of the airlock... Choosing a more noble ending than death by dildo...

"Well slap my arse and call me Jane Eyre" says Geralt80... "you don't see that every day!"

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over a year ago

Active crew:

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Inquisitive Lady

Rquinn

Geralt80

The_ofusplus

CuriousVoyeur

FozzyOClock

Ulsterfry

Drproton

LadyPleaser19

Keanored

Redhott

Goneirianbothar

Hemford

White Witch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BOOM . 2 in one go ...

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Not that surprising really

It's usually the quiet ones but not this time, boy were they annoying

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

So...

Inquisitive Lady

Geralt80

The_ofusplus

CuriousVoyeur

Drproton

Keanored

Goneirianbothar

left...

I guess a second round of tests is in order until we are sure.. but some of us haven't had the first test yet... so...

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"So...

Inquisitive Lady

Geralt80

The_ofusplus

CuriousVoyeur

Drproton

Keanored

Goneirianbothar

left...

I guess a second round of tests is in order until we are sure.. but some of us haven't had the first test yet... so... "

Good idea, everybody is a suspect until tested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keano is next on the hit list

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Not a bad evenings work, I’ll be back in my own bed soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a bad evenings work, I’ll be back in my own bed soon "

Well you've tried everyone else's

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Not a bad evenings work, I’ll be back in my own bed soon

Well you've tried everyone else's

I’m like Goldilocks, mine is the only one that’s just right

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By *ebel_LionMan
over a year ago

cork

"Not a bad evenings work, I’ll be back in my own bed soon

Well you've tried everyone else's

I’m like Goldilocks, mine is the only one that’s just right "

how are we celebrating folks

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over a year ago

"Not a bad evenings work, I’ll be back in my own bed soon

Well you've tried everyone else's

I’m like Goldilocks, mine is the only one that’s just right

how are we celebrating folks

I'll bake a cake. You provide the drinks

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By *ebel_LionMan
over a year ago

cork

"Not a bad evenings work, I’ll be back in my own bed soon

Well you've tried everyone else's

I’m like Goldilocks, mine is the only one that’s just right

how are we celebrating folks

I'll bake a cake. You provide the drinks

better be a good cake..... the drinks will be monumental

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over a year ago

"Not a bad evenings work, I’ll be back in my own bed soon

Well you've tried everyone else's

I’m like Goldilocks, mine is the only one that’s just right

how are we celebrating folks

I'll bake a cake. You provide the drinks

better be a good cake..... the drinks will be monumental"

It will melt in your mouth...

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By *ebel_LionMan
over a year ago

cork

"Not a bad evenings work, I’ll be back in my own bed soon

Well you've tried everyone else's

I’m like Goldilocks, mine is the only one that’s just right

how are we celebrating folks

I'll bake a cake. You provide the drinks

better be a good cake..... the drinks will be monumental

It will melt in your mouth..."

not in your hand

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Not a bad evenings work, I’ll be back in my own bed soon

Well you've tried everyone else's

I’m like Goldilocks, mine is the only one that’s just right

how are we celebrating folks

I'll bake a cake. You provide the drinks

better be a good cake..... the drinks will be monumental

It will melt in your mouth..."

Eerrrmmm... What are you gonna make the cake with?! And from what?!

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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Good morning campers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So ive heard that some ghosts are still roaming the ship...

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"So ive heard that some ghosts are still roaming the ship..."

I thought I saw an apparition pass through my wall during the night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were you on the 'spirits' again?

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"So ive heard that some ghosts are still roaming the ship..."

Yes but is it the living or the dead we should be afraid of?

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Kids, now that we've eliminated three Things, it's crunch-time on the Avalon .....

Let's take a vote on a rescue:

No = no rescue team is called in, we continue to search out more Things, putting the crew at grave risk of being 'Thinged'.

Yes = we go home (game ends) and risk that we didn’t get all Things. If they are released on Earth, then God help mankind

The majority vote wins.

You have until 7pm tonight to vote

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

*walks in to the mess hall still half asleep, the space suit clanging in his wake, looks around for food, determines none is started, and proceeds to the kitchen to start a typical healthy full irish breakfast for the crew*

I mean, what happened with the rota we were supposed to do... *mutters to himself*

OH! BTW, don't mess with Keira, after what happened last night she needs to be completely sterilized, and recalibrated, wouldn't want any accidents happening...

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Kids, now that we've eliminated three Things, it's crunch-time on the Avalon .....

Let's take a vote on a rescue:

No = no rescue team is called in, we continue to search out more Things, putting the crew at grave risk of being 'Thinged'.

Yes = we go home (game ends) and risk that we didn’t get all Things. If they are released on Earth, then God help mankind

The majority vote wins.

You have until 7pm tonight to vote

Is it wrong to be turned on by such an authoritative tone

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By *ebel_LionMan
over a year ago

cork

"Kids, now that we've eliminated three Things, it's crunch-time on the Avalon .....

Let's take a vote on a rescue:

No = no rescue team is called in, we continue to search out more Things, putting the crew at grave risk of being 'Thinged'.

Yes = we go home (game ends) and risk that we didn’t get all Things. If they are released on Earth, then God help mankind

The majority vote wins.

You have until 7pm tonight to vote

Its a no for me.... they are still out there

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Kids, now that we've eliminated three Things, it's crunch-time on the Avalon .....

Let's take a vote on a rescue:

No = no rescue team is called in, we continue to search out more Things, putting the crew at grave risk of being 'Thinged'.

Yes = we go home (game ends) and risk that we didn’t get all Things. If they are released on Earth, then God help mankind

The majority vote wins.

You have until 7pm tonight to vote

Is it wrong to be turned on by such an authoritative tone "

That was James

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Kids, now that we've eliminated three Things, it's crunch-time on the Avalon .....

Let's take a vote on a rescue:

No = no rescue team is called in, we continue to search out more Things, putting the crew at grave risk of being 'Thinged'.

Yes = we go home (game ends) and risk that we didn’t get all Things. If they are released on Earth, then God help mankind

The majority vote wins.

You have until 7pm tonight to vote

Is it wrong to be turned on by such an authoritative tone

That was James

Oh, I assumed he was doing the talking anyway

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

*listens passively to the conversation reading a book about some broad that was too posh for her own good and some rich dick that fell for her passive-aggresive reverse psychology bullshit... in the meanwhile he is eyeing IL casually, crossing his legs from time to time...*

Keira... if ANYONE of these yokes comes closer to me then three feet, tear them limb to limb...

*puts a rather mean looking fork next to him*

and if that thing does think of coming near me anywhere, I'll make sure I put a whole bunch of holes into meself, it ain't gonna make a drum out of me, no siree!

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over a year ago

"Kids, now that we've eliminated three Things, it's crunch-time on the Avalon .....

Let's take a vote on a rescue:

No = no rescue team is called in, we continue to search out more Things, putting the crew at grave risk of being 'Thinged'.

Yes = we go home (game ends) and risk that we didn’t get all Things. If they are released on Earth, then God help mankind

The majority vote wins.

You have until 7pm tonight to vote

I wanna go home guys my vote is Yes

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"*listens passively to the conversation reading a book about some broad that was too posh for her own good and some rich dick that fell for her passive-aggresive reverse psychology bullshit... in the meanwhile he is eyeing IL casually, crossing his legs from time to time...*

Keira... if ANYONE of these yokes comes closer to me then three feet, tear them limb to limb...

*puts a rather mean looking fork next to him*

and if that thing does think of coming near me anywhere, I'll make sure I put a whole bunch of holes into meself, it ain't gonna make a drum out of me, no siree!"

Where are the white coats when you need 'em

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Keira... if ANYONE of these yokes comes closer to me then three feet, tear them limb to limb...

*puts a rather mean looking fork next to him*

and if that thing does think of coming near me anywhere, I'll make sure I put a whole bunch of holes into meself, it ain't gonna make a drum out of me, no siree!

Where are the white coats when you need 'em

*grins menacingly at the captain*

I'll tell you exactly where they are

Back home, thats where! Take this piece of shit infested sorry excuse of a metal can oxygen tank strapped to a few rockets back to Earth and let the inqusition sort the mess out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is no place like home. Take me there ...

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Keira... if ANYONE of these yokes comes closer to me then three feet, tear them limb to limb...

*puts a rather mean looking fork next to him*

and if that thing does think of coming near me anywhere, I'll make sure I put a whole bunch of holes into meself, it ain't gonna make a drum out of me, no siree!

Where are the white coats when you need 'em

*grins menacingly at the captain*

I'll tell you exactly where they are

Back home, thats where! Take this piece of shit infested sorry excuse of a metal can oxygen tank strapped to a few rockets back to Earth and let the inqusition sort the mess out!"

I take it your vote is 'Yes' then

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"There is no place like home. Take me there ... "

We agree, the team is worn out from partying (especially Ger80) ....

... we mean fighting the Things.

Our vote is 'Yes' also.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In the wake of discovering three crew members having been infected, the remaining cadets have held an emergency meeting to decide on whether or not to call for the rescue team...

"So it's decided, the majority wins... We're heading home" declares mission leader the_ofusplus..

"I'm still not convinced, Captain" says Goneirianbothar "... What if there's still a Thing among us?"

"We can't just sit around here and wait to be picked off one by one! The longer we wait, the more danger there is.. Who knows, there may be something even more sinister yet to be discovered in these parts... We must trust our instincts and head back home. At least then we can report back what we know and prevent another crew from having to experience this horror"

With that the crew set about configuring their distress signal...

"Captain, I've reset the flux capacitor and channeled the ships remaining energy through the thingymajig and ensured the whatsit has full proton space words to function at full capacity!" informs Inquisitive Lady

"Excellent! Given we have no idea of where we are we can only wait and see when our distress signal will reach Earth... But I think it's safe to assume it'll be there before 8pm tonight, give or take"...

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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WAITTTT!!! Am I too late to vote. I was gonna vote to stay another night just to make sure but it seems there are some in a rush to get home. Hopefully it not for nefarious reasons

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"WAITTTT!!! Am I too late to vote. I was gonna vote to stay another night just to make sure but it seems there are some in a rush to get home. Hopefully it not for nefarious reasons "

Why? So that you could get one more of us infected in a desperate attempt to ante up yer numbers now that we blew your cohort to pieces?

KEEEEIRRRAAAAAAA!!! Hold this one in your sights, and blow him to smithereens if he so much as farts!

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"WAITTTT!!! Am I too late to vote. I was gonna vote to stay another night just to make sure but it seems there are some in a rush to get home. Hopefully it not for nefarious reasons

Why? So that you could get one more of us infected in a desperate attempt to ante up yer numbers now that we blew your cohort to pieces?

KEEEEIRRRAAAAAAA!!! Hold this one in your sights, and blow him to smithereens if he so much as farts!"

Keep that rust bucket away from me

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By *ebel_LionMan
over a year ago

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guess we are going home.....its been emotional....hope we dont live to regret it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys I don't want to travel With The Thing on board. We need to try and out one more.

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By *ebel_LionMan
over a year ago

cork

"Guys I don't want to travel With The Thing on board. We need to try and out one more. "

I agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think there is a strong possibility that Goneirianbothar is Another Thing...

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"I think there is a strong possibility that Goneirianbothar is Another Thing...

Oh Jesus, you really think so?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think there is a strong possibility that Goneirianbothar is Another Thing...

Oh Jesus, you really think so?

I think we should do a quick test on him

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"I think there is a strong possibility that Goneirianbothar is Another Thing...

Oh Jesus, you really think so?

I think we should do a quick test on him "

We'd have no issue with that at all, at all. Where's the kit gone?

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

"Guys I don't want to travel With The Thing on board. We need to try and out one more. "

Agreed!! Missed the feckin vote AGAIN! But I reckon one more go would be no harm!!!!

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

Home is where the heart is so for what it's worth...I'd have voted for home!!!!

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"I think there is a strong possibility that Goneirianbothar is Another Thing...

Oh Jesus, you really think so?

I think we should do a quick test on him "

I was always suspicious of people throwing accusations around, so you wouldn't mind if you got tested as well then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

With the signal sent, the crew receive word back upon the Avalon...

"New phone, who dis?... Just kidding, I promise your rescue vessel is just around the next corner, hold firm!"

*Eight hours later*

Finally the rescue vessel approaches, ready to merge with the Avalon..

"Did you discover anything? What happened? Where's the FS Sabrewing!?"

"We'll explain everything back home, right now we just need to get off this Godforsaken ship"

"Wait!!..." shouts Keanored..

The crew look puzzled... Suspicious even...

"... I need to go back and fetch my Mrs. Brown's Boys boxset!"

"Somebody stop that man!" commands the_ofusplus as the crew retrain a hysterical Keano... Dragged kicking and screaming into the rescue pod..

Aboard the rescue pod the crew are finally relieved to be done with their time on the Avalon...

"Once we debrief special forces, what we saw... What we did up here... will have to stay between us"

"Agreed!" say the entire crew

"How do I explain the wheelchair to my wife though?" asks CuriousVoyeur...

"Oh you can tell her that story no problem! I've already text half the squad back home since we've been on here" says Geralt80 "... Can I get you to sign the dildo too?"

"It's funny... I kinda miss the smell of Red's zingers now that I won't smell them anymore"

.. ".. To those left behind" declares Goneirianbothar as he raises a glass..

The crew hold theirs aloft in solidarity for their fallen comrades who ultimately fell victim to the entity

... Suddenly the rescue pod starts to shake...

"What's going on?!"

"Relax, its probably space turbulence. Moon wind and cosmic stuff. Space words, science and space words"

... The glasses they had just risen aloft shatter... An all too familiar shriek is heard piercing through the capsule... The crew left clutching their ears, crippled, laying in agony on the floor..

"Sorry" says Inquisitive Lady... "I was just practicing my welcome home performance"

The crew, relieved, share a laugh with each other as Earth appears from the window of their capsule

.. When out of nowhere Drproton starts to convulse!

"Guys... What's happening?"

"I don't know... He could be trying to dance to be fair, he does seem a little off"

Suddenly the entity starts to emerge from Drproton's arse...

"Oh come on! I shove a dildo half way up mine and I'm crippled, this guy had a space monster living up his and he's been fine!!" bemoans CuriousVoyeur...

"Captain! What do we do! We can't let this Thing reach Earth! Captain?... Captain?..."

*slow camera pan and reveal*

The crew turn to their captain, the_ofusplus, only to be met with yet another entity!

"Well slap my arse and call me Susan Sarandon" gasps Geralt80...

.......

.................

As the rescue vessel reaches Earth, the pod doors open and out walks the crew... Inquisitive Lady, Goneirianbothar, Geralt80, Keanored... With the_ofusplus and Drproton.

"Thank Goodness you're alive, we're glad to have you back home!! You must have some stories to tell" jokes the special forces leader

"Oh we may have a thing or two to tell you..." laughs the_ofusplus...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Final FS Sabrewing crew:

Shameless

Inquisitive Lady

Rquinn

Geralt80

The_ofusplus

CuriousVoyeur

FozzyOClock

Ulsterfry

Drproton

LadyPleaser19

Keanored

Redhott

Goneirianbothar

Hemford

White Witch

-----------------------

The Thing... Wins

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

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Bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woop!

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By *ebel_LionMan
over a year ago

cork

inevitable

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

On the plus side we’ll be the new lords and masters so every cloud and all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was a lot of fun. As the original thing, it was great craic infecting people

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

"That was a lot of fun. As the original thing, it was great craic infecting people

Pmsl Red, read that as a non participant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was a good laugh everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That was a lot of fun. As the original thing, it was great craic infecting people

Pmsl Red, read that as a non participant

. You still would

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Thanks guys, did not have so much fun in a very very very long time!

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

"That was a lot of fun. As the original thing, it was great craic infecting people

Pmsl Red, read that as a non participant

. You still would

Twice a day and all day Sunday

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By *ebel_LionMan
over a year ago

cork

Well done Pete.....kept us endlessly entertained for many days !!! Much credit goes to your imagination!!!

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Thanks a mill Pete, very funny narration throughout the game and very well thought out, bravo

Just wondering from where our entity emerged from?

A mention too for the crazy drproton and his wacky narrations, very funny, you're a total nutcase, but a good nutcase

Thanks to everyone, thoroughly enjoyed our time on both sides

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Till the next one everyone xxx

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Thanks Pete, good laugh again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Such a laugh, thanks all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excellent stuff, that was fun

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

Red,you're someTHING else altogether!!!! Well played!!! Pete,yet another great game,thank you! And thanks to all my fellow crew members. Now,where do I put this feckin wheelchair???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That was good fun everyone, thanks for joining in!

In a few weeks time hopefully you'll all be willing to try your best Van Helsing impression!

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"That was good fun everyone, thanks for joining in!

In a few weeks time hopefully you'll all be willing to try your best Van Helsing impression!

Weeks? WEEEEKs?

*opens the chest, pulls out silver katanas, dons his garlic weaved long coat, black glasses on*

Let's go m***f**ers!

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