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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A tall athletic woman takes a bloke back to her flat after a night out ..

After closing the door she triple locks it and grins and says " thats so you can't get away until you've sent me to heaven"

They have a few more drinks and they get it on.

She leads him to the bedroom, he looks around and on the walls all around are scary looking knives and shelves filled with liquid and what appears to be enormous human penis's.

He gulps and says "what's in the jars ?"

She replies "those my dear are the cocks of the men that failed to satisfy me".

He said "fuck what was the problem"

She said "isn't it obvious too small"

He says thinking on his feet "one small

thing, I can only ever get an erection in the dark"

She says "fine as long as you have a huge one" and she turns out the lights.

He says he needs to pee first and leaves the room frantically looking for a cock substitute he ends up finding a huge cucumber in the fridge .." too small" he curses, then he sees a fucking massive marrow, grabs it and goes back into the bedroom.

Half an hour later shes on all fours, and hes thrusting the marrow deep in her with both hands and shes moaning and squealing"oh god yes yes yes"

And he's thinking "cracked it"

Then she purrs "wow I do love a good fingering before we start!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This made my day

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

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By *ctoboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

brilliant

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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago

louth, Ireland

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Holy shit

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

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