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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My ex thought she might be pregnant so I bought her one of those home pregnancy tests.

I took the stick out of the box, told her to go into the toilet and do her business on it.

5 minutes later I shouted "Has it turned blue yet?"

She said, "No, it's still brown!"

For the benefit of the Rascals who previously asked "why would you be still seeing an ex"

This gag is set in the past...

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"My ex thought she might be pregnant so I bought her one of those home pregnancy tests.

I took the stick out of the box, told her to go into the toilet and do her business on it.

5 minutes later I shouted "Has it turned blue yet?"

She said, "No, it's still brown!"

For the benefit of the Rascals who previously asked "why would you be still seeing an ex"

This gag is set in the past..."

What does brown lines indicate

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Ohh jebus I hope you bought a twin pack

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"My ex thought she might be pregnant so I bought her one of those home pregnancy tests.

I took the stick out of the box, told her to go into the toilet and do her business on it.

5 minutes later I shouted "Has it turned blue yet?"

She said, "No, it's still brown!"

For the benefit of the Rascals who previously asked "why would you be still seeing an ex"

This gag is set in the past...

What does brown lines indicate "

A shit result.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"My ex thought she might be pregnant so I bought her one of those home pregnancy tests.

I took the stick out of the box, told her to go into the toilet and do her business on it.

5 minutes later I shouted "Has it turned blue yet?"

She said, "No, it's still brown!"

For the benefit of the Rascals who previously asked "why would you be still seeing an ex"

This gag is set in the past...

What does brown lines indicate

A shit result. "

Ugh pmsi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahahahaha

@Shamey, I hope you will be smarter next time

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